Would you rather have 5 rings, huge snake, and a hot wife or..

[Big164]

3 rings, a worm, and an ugly wife?

[Nilocon165]

Jeeeeeez talk about absolute cringe

Wilt stans actin like they're hot shit or have any argument over Bron:facepalm

[Big164]

Sad that when I say worm and ugly wife, your mind automatically thinks Lebron. I could be referring to mchale.

No names, just a hypothetical thought experiment.