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Draz
11-05-2016, 06:24 PM
I'm looking into the Gillette Mach 3
Anyone like these

FillJackson
11-05-2016, 06:36 PM
These are harder to find, but they're really good

**** Everything, We're Doing Five Blades
COMMENTARY

James M. Kilts
CEO and President,
The Gillette Company

Would someone tell me how this happened? We were the ****ing vanguard of shaving in this country. The Gillette Mach3 was the razor to own. Then the other guy came out with a three-blade razor. Were we scared? Hell, no. Because we hit back with a little thing called the Mach3Turbo. That's three blades and an aloe strip. For moisture. But you know what happened next? Shut up, I'm telling you what happened—the bastards went to four blades. Now we're standing around with our cocks in our hands, selling three blades and a strip. Moisture or no, suddenly we're the chumps. Well, **** it. We're going to five blades.

Sure, we could go to four blades next, like the competition. That seems like the logical thing to do. After all, three worked out pretty well, and four is the next number after three. So let's play it safe. Let's make a thicker aloe strip and call it the Mach3SuperTurbo. Why innovate when we can follow? Oh, I know why: Because we're a business, that's why!

You think it's crazy? It is crazy. But I don't give a shit. From now on, we're the ones who have the edge in the multi-blade game. Are they the best a man can get? ****, no. Gillette is the best a man can get.

What part of this don't you understand? If two blades is good, and three blades is better, obviously five blades would make us the best ****ing razor that ever existed. Comprende? We didn't claw our way to the top of the razor game by clinging to the two-blade industry standard. We got here by taking chances. Well, five blades is the biggest chance of all.

Here's the report from Engineering. Someone put it in the bathroom: I want to wipe my ass with it. They don't tell me what to invent—I tell them. And I'm telling them to stick two more blades in there. I don't care how. Make the blades so thin they're invisible. Put some on the handle. I don't care if they have to cram the fifth blade in perpendicular to the other four, just do it!

You're taking the "safety" part of "safety razor" too literally, grandma. Cut the strings and soar. Let's hit it. Let's roll. This is our chance to make razor history. Let's dream big. All you have to do is say that five blades can happen, and it will happen. If you aren't on board, then **** you. And if you're on the board, then **** you and your father. Hey, if I'm the only one who'll take risks, I'm sure as hell happy to hog all the glory when the five-blade razor becomes the shaving tool for the U.S. of "this is how we shave now" A.

People said we couldn't go to three. It'll cost a fortune to manufacture, they said. Well, we did it. Now some egghead in a lab is screaming "Five's crazy?" Well, perhaps he'd be more comfortable in the labs at Norelco, working on ****ing electrics. Rotary blades, my white ass!

Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe we should just ride in Bic's wake and make pens. Ha! Not on your ****ing life! The day I shadow a penny-ante outfit like Bic is the day I leave the razor game for good, and that won't happen until the day I die!

The market? Listen, we make the market. All we have to do is put her out there with a little jingle. It's as easy as, "Hey, shaving with anything less than five blades is like scraping your beard off with a dull hatchet." Or "You'll be so smooth, I could snort lines off of your chin." Try "Your neck is going to be so friggin' soft, someone's gonna walk up and tie a goddamn Cub Scout kerchief under it."

I know what you're thinking now: What'll people say? Mew mew mew. Oh, no, what will people say?! Grow the **** up. When you're on top, people talk. That's the price you pay for being on top. Which Gillette is, always has been, and forever shall be, Amen, five blades, sweet Jesus in heaven.

Stop. I just had a stroke of genius. Are you ready? Open your mouth, baby birds, cause Mama's about to drop you one sweet, fat nightcrawler. Here she comes: Put another aloe strip on that ****er, too. That's right. Five blades, two strips, and make the second one lather. You heard me—the second strip lathers. It's a whole new way to think about shaving. Don't question it. Don't say a word. Just key the music, and call the chorus girls, because we're on the edge—the razor's edge—and I feel like dancing.

imdaman99
11-05-2016, 07:19 PM
:biggums: It's no-shave November. What you doin shavin bro? :lol

Spurs m8
11-05-2016, 07:33 PM
http://cdn.voyager.pgsitecore.com/en-au/-/media/Gillette_AU/Images/Products/gillette-fusion-proglide-power-razor-with-flexball-dwn.jpg

nightprowler10
11-05-2016, 07:58 PM
I used to use the Fusion but then decided I needed a better shave at a better price, so I switched to the below kit a few months ago. I'm never going back. These razors are beautiful.

http://cdn.hiconsumption.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Van-Der-Hagen-Luxury-Shave-Set.jpg

http://www.gearandtechblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/DSC00221-sm.jpg

Draz
11-05-2016, 08:45 PM
for my father. I'm not shaving, only shave the mustache
he needs a new set or a good brand
the disposables aren't good

Funktion
11-05-2016, 08:48 PM
Panasonic Arc5. Shits a Monster. Good for head shaving too.

Draz
11-05-2016, 09:08 PM
Panasonic Arc5. Shits a Monster. Good for head shaving too.
that's crazy

Styles p
11-12-2016, 06:04 PM
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/G/01/aplusautomation/vendorimages04710_print111._CB367435336__SR285,285 _.jpg
haven't used a razor in years, this cuts close enough and razors are too damn expensive.

Meticode
11-13-2016, 08:55 PM
Nope.

fsvr54
11-13-2016, 09:44 PM
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/G/01/aplusautomation/vendorimages04710_print111._CB367435336__SR285,285 _.jpg
haven't used a razor in years, this cuts close enough and razors are too damn expensive.

Same here

Spurs m8
11-13-2016, 09:45 PM
I must say, I don't f*cking miss shaving aye

Been smashing a beard since Feb, only need to do touch ups to neaten her up once or twice a week.

Hardly go through razors too....plus looking more alpha LMAO

Missus rates it too.

Its now a bit less trendy to smash a beard so you can do it now.

Cheers

NumberSix
11-13-2016, 09:56 PM
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/G/01/aplusautomation/vendorimages04710_print111._CB367435336__SR285,285 _.jpg
haven't used a razor in years, this cuts close enough and razors are too damn expensive.
This. I don't fux with razors.

Meticode
11-13-2016, 10:03 PM
I've been using razors to shave since I was 15 or 16. Even though I grown a beard about half an inch long I still trim with a beard trimmer and touch up the edges with a razor once or twice a week for a clean look. I usually use a Mach 3, and I get the official razors off of eBay for $20-$25 for a stack of 16 when they get listed.

Also to prolong the life of the razors I keep them in a toiletry bag out of the bathroom (away from the steam of the shower). After I use them I will rinse them off with water, dip them in alcohol and try them off on a piece of toilet paper and put them away. Shaving isn't what dulls the blades, is getting water on them and letting it corrode the blade edges. Using razors once or twice a week one razor cartridge lasts about me about 1 1/2 to 2 months. I go through 5-6 cartridges a year. When I buy my 16 pack supply it last 2 years easily.

sd3035
11-13-2016, 10:07 PM
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/G/01/aplusautomation/vendorimages04710_print111._CB367435336__SR285,285 _.jpg
haven't used a razor in years, this cuts close enough and razors are too damn expensive.

Agreed. I use clippers too, no ingrown hairs, no rash, no itch

Draz
11-13-2016, 10:35 PM
purchased the mach 3 turbo