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HarryCallahan
11-11-2016, 06:33 PM
Secretary of State- Dresta. Need someone to eloquently tell the rest of the world why they can go fvck themselves.

Secretary of Treasury- MacMac. With a bankroll that big, he gotta be onto something...

Secretary of Defence- Charlie Z. Ain't no one fvck wit Charlie Z. You know he's undefeated right?

Attorney General- Jeff. I assume he has a law degree.

Secretary of the Interior- DeucesWallace. In the spirit of bi-partisanship I offer this position as an olive branch. DW will be happy because all his friends are trees

Secretary of Agriculture- gigantes. If memory serves he has knowledge in this field.

Secretary of Commerce- Rezznor. International business experience

Secretary of Labour- Highwhey. I'm sure he would do a great job organising the dudes he picks up outside Home Depot

Secretary of Health and Human Services- rufuspaul. Only doctor on ISH. Not that dentists are real doctors...

Secretary of Transportation- BasedTom. Make Trains great again!

Secretary of Energy- Hawker. Experience, ability.

Secretary of Education- Jameerthefear. not gonna lie, this is a diversity pick.

Secretary of Veterans Affairs- UK2K. Vet hisself.

Secretary of Homeland Security- DoomsdayDallas. No way we'd get 9/11ed with this paranoiac in here.



Post yours.

JEFFERSON MONEY
11-11-2016, 08:18 PM
Uz a swaggajacka

Orlando Magic
11-11-2016, 08:21 PM
Secretary of State- Dresta. Need someone to eloquently tell the rest of the world why they can go fvck themselves.

Secretary of Labour- Highwhey. I'm sure he would do a great job organising the dudes he picks up outside Home Depot

Secretary of Education- Jameerthefear. not gonna lie, this is a diversity pick.

Secretary of Homeland Security- DoomsdayDallas. No way we'd get 9/11ed with this paranoiac in here.


:roll:

warriorfan
11-11-2016, 08:22 PM
secretary of cringe - op

Orlando Magic
11-11-2016, 08:24 PM
secretary of cringe - op

Secretary of Alternate Accounts - warriorfan (******)

9erempiree
11-11-2016, 08:48 PM
OP is brilliant.

Patrick Chewing
11-11-2016, 08:49 PM
secretary of cringe - op


:oldlol:

OK that was a good one. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

CelticBaller
11-11-2016, 09:00 PM
secretary of cringe - op
:oldlol:

Cleverness
11-12-2016, 12:26 AM
secretary of cringe - op

:roll:


My ISH Cabinet would have myself as the Secretary of Education. eliminate most of administration, pick the top 100 teachers in the country and they'll teach in a Khan Academy-like style so that every child in the country can learn from the best for <1% of the cost. a 6th grade class shouldn't cost $350,000, especially when you consider how garbage our K-12 system is atm

HarryCallahan
11-12-2016, 01:07 AM
:roll:


My ISH Cabinet would have myself as the Secretary of Education. eliminate most of administration, pick the top 100 teachers in the country and they'll teach in a Khan Academy-like style so that every child in the country can learn from the best for <1% of the cost. a 6th grade class shouldn't cost $350,000, especially when you consider how garbage our K-12 system is atm


Was telling my teach buddy that if I were emperor i'd fire pretty much every teacher and just have kids watch Khan Academy videos. Ain't payin no teacher 50k/year to do something I can get for free.

Doomsday Dallas
11-12-2016, 05:35 PM
Secretary of Homeland Security- DoomsdayDallas. No way we'd get 9/11ed with this paranoiac in here.




We would have go back to very evil tactics that Hitler's Homeland Security had to implement.... My strategy would be very similar in Nature.


link (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suppression_of_Freemasonry)

[QUOTE]The Nazis claimed that high-degree Masons were willing members of the Jewish conspiracy and that Freemasonry was one of the causes of Germany's defeat in World War I. In Mein Kampf, Adolf Hitler wrote that Freemasonry has succumbed to the Jews and has become an excellent instrument to fight for their aims and to use their strings to pull the upper strata of society into their designs. He continued, "The general pacifistic paralysis of the national instinct of self-preservation begun by Freemasonry" is then transmitted to the masses of society by the press. In 1933 Hermann G

Trollsmasher
11-12-2016, 05:45 PM
secretary of cringe - op
:lol

Dray n Klay
11-12-2016, 05:58 PM
Fudge

Budadiii

Dubeta

Kiiiing

scuzzy

JT123

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InsanityKills

HenryGarfunkle

ekosky

Gus

LexingtonsSteel

rufuspaul
11-15-2016, 10:21 AM
Secretary of Health and Human Services- rufuspaul. Only doctor on ISH. Not that dentists are real doctors...




:lol

Or I could be White House Chef.

tomtucker
11-15-2016, 11:12 AM
Can i be commander of the Schutzstaffel ?

UK2K
11-15-2016, 11:28 AM
Secretary of Veterans Affairs- UK2K. Vet hisself.



My first act as Secretary of the VA....

[QUOTE]Veterans Affairs pays $142 million in bonuses amid scandals

WASHINGTON