Sex, booze, WiFi, or Chocolate

[UK2K]

New study out...

Curious to see the results if the study was of only ISH posters.

Which is the most important need?

For those curious....


Wi-Fi was labelled most important by 40.2% of respondents, followed by sex (36.6%), chocolate (14.3%) and alcohol, which was ranked as the number one daily essential by 8.9% of respondents.

[fiddy]

Dark chocolate

[brownmamba00]

sex wifi choco booz

[imdaman99]

Wifi, sex, choc and booze even though I don't drink.

[Ben Simons]

WiFi, Chocolate, sex, booze

[Trumpocalypse]

Sex
WiFi
Booze
Chocolate

[bigkingsfan]

When you have wifi, who needs sex.

[warriorfan]

Before 2, sex

After 2, liquor

You can always get ***** after 2, can't always get drink doe

[FreezingTsmoove]

You need chocolate so you don't throw up from the booze, and booze always leads to sex

Chocolate
Booze
Sex








Wi-Fi


The world would be so much more fun without wifi tbh

[fiddy]

can't always get drink doe
wtf

[warriorfan]

wtf

You can't buy drink anywhere from 2 to 6 am in the state of California

[fiddy]

You can't buy drink anywhere from 2 to 6 am in the state of California
Lmao, try enforcing that here, there will be a revolution in no time :roll:

[Smoke117]

You can't buy drink anywhere from 2 to 6 am in the state of California

It's a good thing you're at home trolling and spamming multiple basketball boards then, eh?

[UK2K]

You can't buy drink anywhere from 2 to 6 am in the state of California

Can't buy booze on Sunday in Indiana.

Why? Something about God or something...

[fiddy]

Can't buy booze on Sunday in Indiana.

Why? Something about God or something...




Blue laws, also known as Sunday laws, are laws designed to restrict or ban some or all Sunday activities for religious reasons, particularly to promote the observance of a day of worship or rest.

:biggums:

Russia needs to nuke Indiana for that stupidity.

[UK2K]

:biggums:

Russia needs to nuke Indiana for that stupidity.

Yeah, I don't drink much but my girlfriend bitches about it all the time, because Sunday morning is usually her shopping day.

Well, before we discovered PeaPod.

[Smoke117]

Yeah, I don't drink much but my girlfriend bitches about it all the time, because Sunday morning is usually her shopping day.

Well, before we discovered PeaPod.

In indiana they only sell booze at designated liquor stores too, right? You can't just go into the market or drug store and buy, yeah?

[UK2K]

In indiana they only sell booze at designated liquor stores too, right? You can't just go into the market or drug store and buy, yeah?
No, supermarkets sell beer and wine. Not sure about liquor, I don't remember seeing any the last time I was there.

[KyrieTheFuture]

WiFi
Weed
Sex

Don't care about chocolate or alcohol

[Pushxx]

Not a drinker. Chocolate is not life-changing.

Sex and WiFi...really close. I've lived without sex longer than WiFi obviously, but to know I'll never have sex again...goddamn.

[Jasper]

sexy chocolate one

[Overdrive]

New study out...

Curious to see the results if the study was of only ISH posters.

Which is the most important need?

For those curious....

Is this study about a sudden omission from our daily lives or is it a choice that you can keep one under certain circumstances(stranded on a lonely island)?

For the latter it's definately chocolate as it gives energy sand you could survive. For the first one it's definately sex. **** wifi. People had good lives before it and still would have it. Without sex there would be no live at all.

[fiddy]

Is this study about a sudden omission from our daily lives or is it a choice that you can keep one under certain circumstances(stranded on a lonely island)?

For the latter it's definately chocolate as it gives energy sand you could survive. For the first one it's definately sex. **** wifi. People had good lives before it and still would have it. Without sex there would be no live at all.
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/most-people-would-rather-have-wi-fi-sex-chocolate-alcohol-study-finds-1591644

[sd3035]

Wifi


Sex


Alcohol







Chocolate

[LJJ]

Sex





Alcohol, chocolate and WiFi aren't needs, but I'd rank them in that order.

[ArbitraryWater]

Only Sex is a basic need of those

wtf is chocolate doing there..

[warriorfan]

Arbetatrary Water needs Wifi #1 so he can report any Turks that beat the shit out of him to the police

[pauk]

WiFi = Fix/Order Sex (or porn/fap), order Booze & Chocolate.

So... :)

[fiddy]

:facepalm @ people saying sex is an actual need

[Overdrive]

:facepalm @ people saying sex is an actual need

Procreation is the second most basic need for any lifeform after energy-intake....

[fiddy]

Procreation is the second most basic need for any lifeform after energy-intake....
Procreation is not top 100 in my priorities.

[KyrieTheFuture]

Procreation is the second most basic need for any lifeform after energy-intake....
Lol