"what is a man" response to Gillette

[kennethgriffen]

https://youtu.be/x_HL0wiK4Zc


:applause:

[DaHeezy]

I just bought a new watch. And one for my dad, 3 brothers and son.

[kennethgriffen]

I just bought a new watch. And one for my dad, 3 brothers and son.


https://media.giphy.com/media/TU4jbmO24lrUI/giphy.gif

[Long Duck Dong]

Strong aggressive women

Applause

Strong aggressive men

Shame!

What a time to be alive. :oldlol:

When the Chinese finally manage to have men with more balls than the neutered men of the western world...

https://media1.tenor.com/images/b322a23a96b418b3615ffbf8db2dacd1/tenor.gif

[coin24]

The cucking of the straight white male..

It's time for a correction, the world is going to shit.

[Akrazotile]

The cucking of the straight white male..

It's time for a correction, the world is going to shit.


The straight white male cucks himself. Most of them have no balls.

They have options, they have alternatives, they have ways to act. But they dont.

Even the conservatives who complain on the internet and do nothing IRL.

It’s all cucks. Just sitting around waiting to be bent over, and talking tough online in the meanwhile. These dudes are shoveling their own money into the pockets of people who give them a D up the ass then kick em aside.

They love it. Theyre scared to have it any other way. Change frightens them, uncertainty frightens them. Theyll talk talk talk, but measure the action. Measure the action conservatives take and you can see clear as day.

Most are conformists masquerading as rebels.

[sammichoffate]

Gonna be shaving with watches from now on

[Akrazotile]

I just bought a new watch. And one for my dad, 3 brothers and son.


Let

[macmac]

[QUOTE=Akrazotile]The straight white male cucks himself. Most of them have no balls.

They have options, they have alternatives, they have ways to act. But they dont.

Even the conservatives who complain on the internet and do nothing IRL.

It

[highwhey]

[QUOTE=macmac]I

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

A mature male human being endowed with moral agency that has characteristics of piety, responsibility, courage, strength, selflessness, kindness, knowledge that is adept at fulfilling the role of warrior, father, husband, citizen, leader and forms the backbone of society. Possesses stronger faculties of reason, stronger sex drive, and stronger physical strength than their female counterpart. More externally oriented. usually seen wearing shorter hair and spotting beard. Virtuous. A spirituality and intelligence that far exceeds the animals. Capable of the highest cognitive functions.

In a specific perspective. Obviously influenced by personal social cultural and religious tones so the definition is just one of many.

One of the good ones is the rudyard Kipling poem.

Feel free to write your own

[Ben Simmons 25]

A mature male human being endowed . . .


:lebronamazed: :lebronamazed:

[Akrazotile]

I’m truly curious, how do you differ?


I do a ton of things in my neighborhood to get people to smarten up, toughen up, and take action. You dont know the half of it you weak, stupid emo bitch.

I’ve also given up shopping at a number of places I used to frequent because I know they couldnt give a **** less about me or anyone else, and Im not gonna just stuff money in their pockets anyway like some trained monkey who’s too dumb to figure it out or too gutless to make a sacrifice.

I live it, Moga. Im the last person youll find fraudin. Whereas the first person youll find frauding is standing right over there in the mirror. Go say hello.

[Ben Simmons 25]

I do a ton of things in my neighborhood to get people to smarten up, toughen up, and take action. You dont know the half of it you weak, stupid emo bitch.

:roll: :roll:

[CelticBaller]

its sad the feminism has come to a point where men have to validate themselves because we are made out to be monsters

[DaHeezy]

[QUOTE=Akrazotile]Let

[SomeBlackDude]

just checked their site. watches are ugly as sin.

[macmac]

[QUOTE=Akrazotile]I do a ton of things in my neighborhood to get people to smarten up, toughen up, and take action. You dont know the half of it you weak, stupid emo bitch.

I

[Akrazotile]

Lol I just asked you a simple question, no need to get so upset about it. But you didn’t mention anything substantial besides telling us you shop less, which honestly makes a whole lot of sense now that you’re a full time razorblade salesman.

I get residents on management's ass, I get neighbors on city council's ass. It's hard and thankless work, it's like rangling cattle. Most of them are stupid and stationary and don't wanna do anything. And that's the most detail I can give you because we're already at the limit of what your brain can understand. If I explain anything more complex or sophisticated, you're gonna have an aneurysm.




I think that commercial is garbage by the way, and I truly despise political correctness and the perpetual guilt trip forced upon the so called dominant culture.

Stop right there, NOBODY cares what you think. Talking, thinking, "pontificating..." that isn't your role. That's way above your peg on the board. Your role is to show up here for some indeterminable reason and make a lukewarm joke once or twice a day and that's it. You should never, EVER start a sentence with "I think." There are enough severely underqualified people already doing that. If you show us the result of an IQ test PROVING you scored above 90, I will reconsider. But it has to be verifiable, I will want the phone number of the company who administered it. Other than that, never "opine" here. You are endangering the intellectual health everyone around you.



It just feels like you’re standing on a soap box whilst stomping on everyone else’s. I hope you’re not too far gone as to fashion yourself some sort of social revolutionaire or political activist. You’re just a chubby cheeked middle aged man that never shed your shallow layers of teen angst. And that’s fine, you do you bruv


It feels to me like you're a pathetic am ha aretz who managed to suck dong under the poker table long enough to stack a few chips. You def didn't win your way up the ladder, as we can see from Negreanu giving you a vasectomy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdF5ucxJGok) on live television. You play like a ****ing fish, it's obvious whatever money you have didn't come from winnings. The least you can do is pay it forward and take highwhey out for a nice date. He's spent more time on your tip than any gold digging escort from the slums of La M

[Ben Simmons 25]

[QUOTE=Akrazotile]I get residents on management's ass, I get neighbors on city council's ass. It's hard and thankless work, it's like rangling cattle. Most of them are stupid and stationary and don't wanna do anything. And that's the most detail I can give you because we're already at the limit of what your brain can understand. If I explain anything more complex or sophisticated, you're gonna have an aneurysm.





Stop right there, NOBODY cares what you think. Talking, thinking, "pontificating..." that isn't your role. That's way above your peg on the board. Your role is to show up here for some indeterminable reason and make a lukewarm joke once or twice a day and that's it. You should never, EVER start a sentence with "I think." There are enough severely underqualified people already doing that. If you bring in the result of an IQ test PROVING you scored above 90, I will reconsider. But it has to be verifiable, I will want the phone number of the company who administered it. Other than that, never "opine" here. You are endangering the intellectual health everyone around you.





It feels to me like you're a pathetic am ha aretz who managed to suck dong under the poker table long enough to stack a few chips. You def didn't win your way up the ladder, as we can see from Negreanu giving you a vasectomy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdF5ucxJGok) on live television. You play like a ****ing fish, it's obvious whatever money you have didn't come from winnings. The least you can do is pay it forward and take highwhey out for a nice date, He's spent more time on your tip than any gold digging escort from the slums of La M

[macmac]

Haha that was fkin great, I enjoyed that. Innacurate but solid work there. Glad I got that rise out of you.

[Ben Simmons 25]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/WindingMistyBluefish-small.gif

[highwhey]

smells like meltdown in here

[bigkingsfan]

The original ad was more accurate, we are really assholes.

[AlternativeAcc.]

Ace 4.. ?

[Ben Simmons 25]

:roll:

[SomeBlackDude]

someone hip, please school me on the origin/meaning of 'npc'.

been seeing that everywhere these days.

even been called it myself once or thrice.

not sure if i should :D or :mad:

[Ben Simmons 25]

someone hip, please school me on the origin/meaning of 'npc'.

been seeing that everywhere these days.

even been called it myself once or thrice.

not sure if i should :D or :mad:

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+is+an+npc







https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=NPC

[SomeBlackDude]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=NPC

interesting.


We exist in a simulated reality and some humans take on the role of NPCs, spouting "opinions" they are programmed to spout and repeating in a cult-like manner.


Simply regurgitating a set of arguments and non-sequiturs bequeathed to them by someone else.

at least now i know i should be insulted. :mad:

but isn't it ironic that a bunch of people calling other people 'npcs' is the litral definition of npc behavior?

isn't that just mass regurgitation of a 'non-seqitur' bequeathed to them by someone else?

would love to hear your opinion on this, benny.

[Loco 50]

interesting.





at least now i know i should be insulted. :mad:

but isn't it ironic that a bunch of people calling other people 'npcs' is the litral definition of npc behavior?

isn't that just mass regurgitation of a 'non-seqitur' bequeathed to them by someone else?

would love to hear your opinion on this, benny.
:roll::D :roll:

[Levity]

"Is a man sensitive?"

[Ben Simmons 25]

interesting.





at least now i know i should be insulted. :mad:

but isn't it ironic that a bunch of people calling other people 'npcs' is the litral definition of npc behavior?

isn't that just mass regurgitation of a 'non-seqitur' bequeathed to them by someone else?

would love to hear your opinion on this, benny.

Finding a meme hilarious, particularly one deeply rooted in truth, is not NPC behavior. I do not exhibit NPC behavior, generally speaking. Maybe every once in a while, we all do. However, a significant portion of today's lefties are the quintessential example of what it means to be an NPC, such as yourself. You literally wake up and your brain automatically defaults to "ORANGE MAN BAD!" for the majority of things you choose to discuss. That's called being an NPC.

Perhaps you have me confused with some Trump defenders on this board. The same ones that literally criticized everything that Obama did, much in the same way you are with Trump. I don't fit into that category nor do I fit into yours.

I actually do think for myself.

But then again... that begs the question... if people are wholeheartedly products of their genetics AND of their environment, do any of us actually make any decisions whatsoever or is the perception of "free will" nothing other than an illusion?

Are we not a bunch of uncontrollable and unchosen chemical reactions playing out? We didn't choose our genetics. We didn't choose our initial environments upon entering the world. Given that both of those things are the overwhelming if not only factors that shaped who we are, do we actually choose anything? Do we actually exist as we perceive ourselves to exist? Hard to say.

[SomeBlackDude]

I actually do think for myself.

bald was bold. :applause:

https://i.postimg.cc/bvJVMtFK/NPC.jpg

[Ben Simmons 25]

You're so smart. :D

[Ben Simmons 25]

On a serious note, how sad does your life have to be that you come here every single day and without fail every single day attack a guy who doesn't know you exist and never will and his followers? Like literally every single day, multiple times per day. Every day.

Like literally every single day. And every single post you make absolutely oozes with an overwhelming sense of self perceived superiority. How sad are you? Not in the insulting way, in the literal way. How sad are you, really?

I don't know what is not good in your life or why you're hurting, but I'm sorry.
Not trolling, even if it comes off that way. Good luck.

[SomeBlackDude]

How sad are you? Not in the insulting way, in the literal way. How sad are you, really?

https://media.giphy.com/media/jPAdK8Nfzzwt2/giphy.gif


I don't know what is not good in your life or why you're hurting, but I'm sorry.
Not trolling, even if it comes off that way. Good luck.

thank you, my fellow npc brother. that means a lot. :cheers:

[DaHeezy]

Haha that was fkin great, I enjoyed that. Innacurate but solid work there. Glad I got that rise out of you.
Was that literally you? Omri Moga?

[Akrazotile]

bald was bold. :applause:

https://i.postimg.cc/bvJVMtFK/NPC.jpg


The truth in these actually is hilarious tho. Theyre exactly what the vast majority of today’s “twitterers” boil down to. Just add various human faces to that handful of templates and youve got millenial twitter.

The beauty in the art is its truth.

Situation.gif

[SomeBlackDude]

[QUOTE=Akrazotile]The truth in these actually is hilarious tho. Theyre exactly what the vast majority of today

[macmac]

Was that literally you? Omri Moga?

Yup. I

[Akrazotile]

between the millennial npcs and the paid kremlin trolls/intelligence agents, there's probably like 7 legit accounts on twitter.


And all seven of them belong to :durantunimpressed:

[SomeBlackDude]

And all seven of them belong to :durantunimpressed:

let he who does not have a burner account on twitter cast the first stone.

[QUOTE]Yup. I

[Akrazotile]

let he who does not have a burner account on twitter cast the first stone.



don't let the e-bullying get you down bruh. don't let them see the tears. how many people on this planet can say they played poker, or anything, at that level? :cheers:


At the level of a Japanese tourist?

Im pretty sure there was actually a dude from this site who played him online and beat him like 12 hands in a row. Not kidding :lol

Guy loses money at the table then crawls underneath it to earn it back in tips. Hey I respect the hustle but he needs to wipe the spooge off his lips before he addresses me, that’s all.

[stalkerforlife]

Beautiful.

Will buy watch and never use Gillette again.

[stalkerforlife]

[QUOTE=macmac]I

[Akrazotile]

Beautiful.

Will buy watch and never use Gillette again.


You mean macmac will buy it :lol


Gofundme.com/scam4justin

[stalkerforlife]

You mean macmac will buy it :lol


Gofundme.com/scam4justin

He's quite a rich and successful man.

I wouldn't be surprised if he bought my family and I a minivan we desperately need.

[DaHeezy]

[QUOTE=macmac]Yup. I

[macmac]

Cool.
I didn't watch past you folding. That pair ace with flush draw I would have bet. But you probably heard a ton of that already.

I check back because I most often have the best hand, not scared of the 4th flush card and can potentially get future value on the river either by hitting or letting him bet into me. My intentions were obviously to check turn and call non flush rivers. On the river he decides to bet over 80% of the pot which is obviously very polarizing, the scouting report on Negreanu is that he mostly plays small ball poker, deep in these tourneys and wouldn

[Akrazotile]

He's quite a rich and successful man.

I wouldn't be surprised if he bought my family and I a minivan we desperately need.

Same.

You buy yourself the watch. Macmac will buy you the minivan.

Then you can cruise in it past highwhey like


http://i65.tinypic.com/5p4d3a.jpg

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

If you're NPC and you know it clap your handz! :applause:
If you're an NPC and you know it Clap Your handz! :applause:
If you're an NPC and you know it and ya reaalllly wanna show it!
If you're an NPC and you know it clap your hands!
:applause:

[Rocket]

Time to find a new brand of razor to use. :banghead:

[nnn123]

Almost 90% as cringeworthy as the original commercial

[dunksby]

Apparently the company is overwhelmed with orders :lol

[egokiller]

What's comical is that Akrazotile could have been in the same position as this watch company simply by making a similar video but he's not quick enough on his toes to be able to do so. He'd be selling his shit like crazy. Instead he spends his time writing essays on ISH about highway.

:roll:

[Akrazotile]

What's comical is that Akrazotile could have been in the same position as this watch company simply by making a similar video but he's not quick enough on his toes to be able to do so. He'd be selling his shit like crazy. Instead he spends his time writing essays on ISH about highway.

:roll:


Quite right, and in fact I am producing a commercial currently.

Actually the site for BOF wasnt even operational at the time this happened, I had cancelled my web hosting because I

[macmac]

My Memoir...Jesus Christ that

[hold this L]

Even though the other video was very dumb, this video is incredibly tacky.

[tpols]

[QUOTE=macmac]My Memoir...Jesus Christ that

[Akrazotile]

Even though the other video was very dumb, this video is incredibly tacky.


I would have to say I agree, even tho I appreciate what they were going for. Im taking a totally different angle.


Yall gon love it :lol

[SomeBlackDude]

clockwork.

[QUOTE]Procter & Gamble (NYSE:PG) was upgraded by Zacks Investment Research from a

[Akrazotile]

Macmac, tpols, I appreciate the effort guys, I really do. Youre tryna do what I do and it

[macmac]

[QUOTE=Akrazotile]Macmac, tpols, I appreciate the effort guys, I really do. Youre tryna do what I do and it

[Akrazotile]

[QUOTE=macmac]Of course I understand , writing a memoir can be excruciating work.

Then again, if Insidehoops essays and meltdowns are part of it (I

[egokiller]

[QUOTE=Akrazotile]Macmac, tpols, I appreciate the effort guys, I really do. Youre tryna do what I do and it

[Akrazotile]

You really have to go outside more. Not a single kid these days says anything other than "Curry" when they shoot.


Which is exaclty what

[Long Duck Dong]

clockwork.




fauxrage only ever leads to more sales for whoever's being "boycotted".

every time.

https://media.giphy.com/media/ldPDjHqsJkMr6/giphy.gif

They've lost 8 billion since the ad took place. They were trying to capture the "millennial" share of the market but just ended up turning off their existing customers.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/gillette-ceo-8-billion-loss-is-price-worth-paying-over-metoo-campaign

[QUOTE]Gillette CEO Gary Coombe said he does not regret his company's controversial marketing campaign targeted at the #MeToo movement even though the company has taken an $8 billion hit.

Coombe called it a "price worth paying" in a Monday interview with Marketing Week. Procter & Gamble, the parent company of Gillette, announced Tuesday they had taken over $5 billion in losses for the quarter, after Gillette had an $8 billion noncash writedown. P&G led by Gillette has seen its market share for razors fall over the last three years.

Coombe admitted #MeToo ad the company put out in January was a ploy to capture market share among millennials, a space in which they were losing market share to Harry's and Dollar Shave Club.

In January, Gillette ran the short film "We Believe: The Best Men Can Be" which took on "toxic masculinity" and the #MeToo movement. Some criticized the ad for "virtue signaling" and making broad generalizations about male behavior. In May, Gillette also ran an ad depicting a man teaching his transgender son how to shave for the first time.

"It was pretty stark: we were losing share, we were losing awareness and penetration, and something had to be done," he said, adding they decided to "take a chance in an emotionally-charged way."

[B]Coombe admitted the work ended up to be more controversial with more "intense" backlash then he originally anticipated but said it was "less provocative" than other versions they had created.

"I don