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kennethgriffen
01-18-2019, 09:59 AM
theres a parallel universe where shaq doesn't go against what got the lakers to the finals in 2001 and kobe continues leading LA in scoring

theres a parallel universe where shaq doesn't go against what got the lakers to the finals in 2002 and kobe continues leading LA in scoring

theres a parallel universe where robert horry hits that game winning 3 vs sanantonio and the lakers go on to beat new jersey for a 4 peat and a 3rd finals mvp for kobe

theres a parallel universe where karl malone doesn't get hurt and the lakers beat detroit for a 5-peat

theres a parallel universe where the lakers get the 1 rebound they needed vs phoenix in 2006 to close out phoenix. which would have led to a kobe vs shaq nba finals since kobe always owned the clippers and mavs back then

theres a parallel universe where bynum and ariza aren't hurt in 2008 and the lakers don't give up a 30 point lead

theres a parallel universe where kobe doesn't **** up his knee in 2011

theres a parallel universe where david stern doesn't void chris paul to the lakers for basketball reasons

theres a parallel universe where phil comes back instead of d'antoni

theres a parallel universe where kobe doesn't blow out his achilles






long story short theres another timeline where kobe has around 10 championships and by far the most finals mvps


and all kobe needed was the same bullshit luck of health/teammates/league officials on his side and pull within an organization for coaching hires that Lebrons had his entire career in order to make this all possible



and to think. with all this on lebrons side the mother f*ckers 3 for 9

:roll:


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Ben Simmons 25
01-18-2019, 10:00 AM
There's a parallel universe where you're mentally healthy.

kennethgriffen
01-18-2019, 10:02 AM
There's a parallel universe where you're mentally healthy.


there's a parallel universe where your legs are still functional

ShawkFactory
01-18-2019, 10:09 AM
So there's a parallel universe where every possible thing, down to the smallest detail, goes Kobe's way?

Never mind that half of those are absolutely enormous stretches. Like, a 40-year-old Malone being the difference in that series in 04 :lol

There's a parallel universe where Jordan doesn't retire twice and the Bulls win 8-9 in a row. With Jordan winning 2-3 more FMVPS and 1-2 more league MVPS.

kennethgriffen
01-18-2019, 10:12 AM
So there's a parallel universe where every possible thing, down to the smallest detail, goes Kobe's way?

Never mind that half of those are absolutely enormous stretches. Like, a 40-year-old Malone being the difference in that series in 04 :lol

There's a parallel universe where Jordan doesn't retire twice and the Bulls win 8-9 in a row. With Jordan winning 2-3 more FMVPS and 1-2 more league MVPS.



where did i say every possible detail


i used one corrected fluke moment per year for nearly everything



stop being a total f@ggot

ShawkFactory
01-18-2019, 10:13 AM
where did i say every possible detail


i used one corrected fluke moment per year for nearly everything



stop being a total f@ggot
:roll: :roll: :roll:

Lakessss
01-18-2019, 10:18 AM
There

Dray n Klay
01-18-2019, 10:43 AM
There

FKAri
01-18-2019, 10:53 AM
There's a parallel universe where Rick Brunson is the runaway GOAT. Who gives a **** :confusedshrug:

Hardtop Hero
01-18-2019, 12:37 PM
Seriously, this guy griffin is the biggest nutjob I've seen on this message board, and that's saying something given the amount of freaks, weirdos, etc. that have passed through here over the years.

kennethgriffen
01-18-2019, 12:42 PM
Seriously, this guy griffin is the biggest nutjob I've seen on this message board, and that's saying something given the amount of freaks, weirdos, etc. that have passed through here over the years.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJLT144mQKA

StrongLurk
01-18-2019, 12:43 PM
Major cringe OP

kennethgriffen
01-18-2019, 12:55 PM
Major cringe OP


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Phoenix
01-18-2019, 01:27 PM
Is there a parallel universe where Kobe doesn't get traded to the Lakers and plays with Vlade Divac instead of peak Shaq, and what happened in the real universe doesn't even occur, to even think about the alternatives listed in the OP?

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Marchesk
01-18-2019, 01:32 PM
https://youtu.be/vdzfTA0jUUk?t=36

stalkerforlife
01-18-2019, 03:11 PM
OP got em shook.

Kobe 2nd best all time at worst.

PeroAntic
01-18-2019, 03:14 PM
you could do this for every top 15 player op. jeez

AlternativeAcc.
01-18-2019, 03:25 PM
Parrellel universes are reserved for possible outcomes

Kobe being the GOAT isn't a possible outcome in any universe

Making the leap from barely top 20 to GOAT is far too improbable

I would say this universe is Kobe's peak, and in most other universes he's a ringless chucker like we all know he should be if not for incredibly stacked teams and lucky circumstances.

thread over.

bizil
01-18-2019, 04:05 PM
To be honest, the two things that hurt Kobe the most GOAT from being a top 4 guy is only 1 MVP. And from there, being so similar to MJ. The other guys in the top 10 GOAT revolutionized their positions big time. Kobe is the only one who didn't overall.

He did expand the scoring skillset that MJ put on the map. And when u combine scoring skillset, handles, defense, and passing as a package, is the most skilled player of all time in my opinion. I'll give him that.

BUT guys like MJ, Russ, Wilt, Bron, Cap, Magic, Bird, Shaq, and Duncan gave their positions a look they never had before. So for me Kobe, Kobe could be ranked anywhere from 6-10 GOAT wise and I wouldn't complain to hard. MJ, Cap, Bron, Magic, and Russ is a tough top 5 GOAT to crack.