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stalkerforlife
01-19-2019, 08:41 PM
She stared randomly into space 10 times as the ball went right past her.

I had to yell at her 10 times to get on the right side of the court.

And she got 10 people to stare at me as I yelled "get the damn rebound and stop being soft!"

Dat Westbrook efficiency. :pimp:

Ben Simmons 25
01-19-2019, 08:44 PM
You're going to drive her away.

Long Duck Dong
01-19-2019, 08:59 PM
EV08 gives this thread 5 stars

kennethgriffen
01-20-2019, 12:49 AM
maybe its just the wrong sport for her


girls like playing soccer i think

find an in door league


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Prometheus
01-20-2019, 01:47 AM
That's pathetic.

At age five I was comfortable running the triangle offense, and I had very respectable VORP and Ws/48. Your daughter needs to step up her game.

DJMcDonald
01-20-2019, 02:13 AM
Wrong sport. Start having her rack up triple deckers in the kitchen. That will raise her stock.