You charge the court during an NBA game & get arrested.Judge throws the book @ you.

[Mask the Embiid]

Your 1st day in prison, you ask your bunkie who runs the prison?He walks you out of your cell and says that guy (he points).You look out of your cell at who he is pointing to.You see this guy walking down the hallway.


He also walks in this same exact manner with the same exact expression

https://i.postimg.cc/pLhftkMM/Oh4pUzh.gif


edit back up gif incase the 1st gif doesnt work https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c2/f6/7d/c2f67dd5f27a7ebacdadbcd9f914be26.gif

[LoneyROY7]

https://i.postimg.cc/pLhftkMM/Oh4pUzh.gif

James "No Bird-Fed Buckets" Harden.

[kennethgriffen]

where'd the video go of the woman biting a cucumber

[TheImmortal]

where'd the video go of the woman biting a cucumber
You mean this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n4bjH-xD50

[kennethgriffen]

You mean this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n4bjH-xD50


yeah... i posted that and it disappeared


that would be my defense technique in prison

[Mask the Embiid]

yeah... i posted that and it disappeared


that would be my defense technique in prison
i forgot to add a poll and asked mods to delete.

Then remade the thread

[kennethgriffen]

my friend was in prison for a while... he said if i ever go that i should do these things:

1. always wear flipflops in the shower

2. never whistle

3. take the top bunk first. then wait for the guy under you to get out before taking the bottom one

4. if you go in for a long time you gotta pack drugs up your ass or you'l get beat up

5. pick the kosher meals option. far better quality

6. use pay phone E transfers from your friend on the outside to another guys friend to buy drugs

7. save the food you don't eat. its like money. that or give it to someone for good karma. never throw anything out

[Im so nba'd out]

https://i.postimg.cc/pLhftkMM/Oh4pUzh.gif


https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b9/a3/8f/b9a38f7acbfa8b76a3ecf1a31933bf3d.gif

this sceanario still terrifies me.Imagine just for a second how scared shitless that rookie was....die before you even play your 1st min in the NBA