View Full Version : Does anyone else find taking a deuce kinda sexual?
jongib369
01-25-2019, 05:25 AM
Whenever I take one that's not too big, or too small but just right I get this rush of energy that I only get when in the sack with a woman. Starting from my asshole, radiating throughout my entire body. Sometimes it's painful, but I still enjoy it. Is it because of prostate stimulation, or possibly an instinctual joy that humans get when pushing a large object out of their body? Kinda like when a woman gives birth and becomes attached to the thing that just caused her so much pain? It's the only experience men have that's similar. I'll never forget when I was mid shit and got startled by someone walking in on me, causing me to siphon in back up into my body. The feeling was bliss (https://youtu.be/t9Xh_YImMKo?t=47).
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I guess you could say I'm joining in on the shit posting
egokiller
01-25-2019, 05:27 AM
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jongib369
01-25-2019, 05:28 AM
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If you're too uncomfortable to admit it that's okay, but know I won't judge you. ISH is a judgement free zone.
jongib369
01-25-2019, 05:29 AM
Side note, has anyone ever been in a stall and had someone else come into the bathroom only for them to start pissing as soon as they got to the urinal? I always found this disturbing, at what point did that mans dick come out? :eek:
Ben Simmons 25
01-25-2019, 08:16 AM
My my my... another account... well I thought so when you said it was your first job at 27 or whatever in that other thread but I wasn
jongib369
01-25-2019, 08:52 AM
My my my... another account... well I thought so when you said it was your first job at 27 or whatever in that other thread but I wasn’t sure... carry on.
What do you mean by another account? lol. Also I didn't get the Job at age 27, I've been there for years now. Just got fired from there at this age. Which sucks because now I can't use it as a reference so I might as well never of had one.
Btw to be clear I'm shit posting about enjoying shitting that much :lol
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ArbitraryWater
01-25-2019, 09:23 AM
stop shit posting
jongib369
01-25-2019, 09:32 AM
stop shit posting
Unless a mod tells me to I'll have my fun of making people cringe every now and then, since people on this board seem to shit post quite often. At least I do it in OTC and not the main forum. So until then shove it. Of my 4,843 posts I'd say 10 were shit posting. Was over 5000 not sure what happened
Prometheus
01-25-2019, 09:46 AM
No, not sexual. But very pleasurable. I don't think people mention often enough how good it feels.
jongib369
01-25-2019, 09:52 AM
No, not sexual. But very pleasurable. I don't think people mention often enough how good it feels.
I joked with someone once who enjoys it saying that if they like big things coming out of their ass they probably like big things going in it. He got pissed, think I was onto something he didn't want to admit :lol
Prometheus
01-25-2019, 10:22 AM
I joked with someone once who enjoys it saying that if they like big things coming out of their ass they probably like big things going in it. He got pissed, think I was onto something he didn't want to admit :lol
Is there anyone who doesn't enjoy taking a shit? I call bs
ArbitraryWater
01-25-2019, 10:33 AM
Unless a mod tells me to I'll have my fun of making people cringe every now and then, since people on this board seem to shit post quite often. At least I do it in OTC and not the main forum. So until then shove it. Of my 4,843 posts I'd say 10 were shit posting. Was over 5000 not sure what happened
threads get deleted all the time
jeff/steve suck
Prometheus
01-25-2019, 10:40 AM
threads get deleted all the time
jeff/steve suck
The only thread of mine that ever got deleted was the "please ban me permanently" thread.
Sometimes I think I have the highest impact-to-post-count ratio on this whole forum.
jongib369
01-25-2019, 10:58 AM
Is there anyone who doesn't enjoy taking a shit? I call bs
True but this guy was like over the top happy, like it was Christmas. He's even sent pictures to people, thank god I don't have a cell phone. Recently added him on FB since he reactivated his so I'm bound to get one there eventually.
sd3035
01-25-2019, 12:25 PM
The only pleasure you should feel is relief
If you feel any other pleasure you're obviously a fаggot
JEFFERSON MONEY
01-25-2019, 08:33 PM
BROTHa this IS NOT appropriate
Way out of bounds
Please protect your mind before you become reprobate.
fiddy
01-25-2019, 08:47 PM
Sounds like OP struck a nerve.
dreamshake
04-29-2020, 05:26 PM
Whenever I take one that's not too big, or too small but just right I get this rush of energy that I only get when in the sack with a woman. Starting from my asshole, radiating throughout my entire body. Sometimes it's painful, but I still enjoy it. Is it because of prostate stimulation, or possibly an instinctual joy that humans get when pushing a large object out of their body? Kinda like when a woman gives birth and becomes attached to the thing that just caused her so much pain? It's the only experience men have that's similar. I'll never forget when I was mid shit and got startled by someone walking in on me, causing me to siphon in back up into my body. The feeling was bliss (https://youtu.be/t9Xh_YImMKo?t=47).
https://media1.tenor.com/images/172930be7d2292244e1c0eb8fffd5af0/tenor.gif
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GrEM3aYCH3Y/VFdFu8s90hI/AAAAAAAAAGo/HeVulnPbIzE/w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu/bono-south-park-turd.jpg
I guess you could say I'm joining in on the shit posting
I thought I was the only one who thought this.
CelticBaller
04-29-2020, 05:43 PM
If you feel any pressure from taking a shit you might as well start buying dildos and download the grindr app
DoctorP
04-29-2020, 06:18 PM
not at all you *****ing savage :lol
Norcaliblunt
04-29-2020, 09:55 PM
Your body rewards itself with a lil bit of dopamine every time you piss or shit that’s why.
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