You might be a troll. But Dennis Rodman was THE troll.

[Kblaze8855]

No doubt you are aware of his antics to annoy people:



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And probably how hed use reports of his sexuality to make players uncomfortable and get them upset:



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But mostly what he did was flop and pester and annoy you till you did something stupid like:






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Or



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^
The very next play was shaqs famous dunk/Shove of Chris Dudley by the way.







And he was the master of getting you to react just as he goes by appearing to do nothing to make you look like the bad guy:





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[Kblaze8855]

I think he saved his best work for Frank Brickowski in the finals though.


He pestered that guy all series. Drew fouls....flagrants. Dennis was the master of getting a double tech when you already had one and he didnt so you get kicked out.

He got Frank ejected from games 1 and 3 of the finals that year with shit like this:



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Frank did nothing but get his arms hooked by Dennis and got called for the foul. He was in his head all series. Did Zo the same way one year. Half the Heat roster really. Zo and Majerle most of all.

Frank after one of the games:




Frank Brickowski insists he did nothing wrong, that he didn't deserve the two technical fouls and ejection from Wednesday night's NBA Finals opener, won 107-90 by the Bulls.

Brickowski was called for a flagrant foul against Chicago's Dennis Rodman with 1:27 left in the first half and moments later was slapped with the two technicals."I was telling Jack Haley to sit down and then got a technical and then I turned to (official) Joey Crawford and looked at him and he gave me a second technical," Brickowski said. "I never got a word out of my mouth. I don't think I deserved it."

Brickowski claimed he didn't elbow Rodman on the flagrant foul.

"I didn't try to hurt him," he said. "He flopped on the play. That was it. It's unfortunate for me that I wasn't able to help our team try and win. I'm disappointed in that."

Haley has sat on the Bulls bench all season in street clothes, playing seven minutes in just one game. He and Rodman are good friends, and some suggest the only reason Haley is on the team is to keep Rodman in line.

"I call him a professional baby-sitter," Brickowski said. "That's what he is, isn't he?"

Earlier, Brickowski said he knew it would be difficult to keep Rodman off the boards.

"I wish he were as confused about his basketball as he is about his sexuality," he said. "We'd be in better shape."


Thats solid trolling right there.




Im just gonna be posting Dennis rodman antics for a little while in here.

[Kblaze8855]

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^
Total accident.

[StrongLurk]

It's amazing how he never really got into fights. He was a master troll.

[kennethgriffen]

if the lakers kept rodman they win the 1999 title


instead they thought corey blount on robinson or duncan was a better option

[StrongLurk]

if the lakers kept rodman they win the 1999 title


instead they thought corey blount on robinson or duncan was a better option

You sure you'd want Shaq carrying Kobe to ANOTHER TITLE???

Shaq with 4FMVPS would make him even HIGHER all time than Kobe

[PickernRoller]

Always an inspiration.

[Kblaze8855]

Im sure you have all seen when he kicked the camera man:


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Very first game off the suspension he falls on the same guy:





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[kennethgriffen]

You sure you'd want Shaq carrying Kobe to ANOTHER TITLE???

Shaq with 4FMVPS would make him even HIGHER all time than Kobe


you know i still have that bet we made saved in my bookmarks right


kblaze said he would enforce avatar bets too


how are the lakers doing

[kennethgriffen]

woops. nevermind... the threads deleted.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=459532


and so are a bunch of others



my official kobe vs lebron threads gone too

http://insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=457308

[Kblaze8855]

You trolls think you live in peoples heads rent free? Dennis was in Zos head and Zo paid him for the pleasure.

Hits him with his trademark arm hook on the fall so they both go down.....hooks his leg forcing Zo to kick him off looking like the bad guy....



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And uses the same tactic he used on AI. He shows fake sportsmanship patting a guy on the ass saying "Nice play" or whatever but does it so much....the guy gets pissed off. But he looks like the good guy.

[StrongLurk]

you know i still have that bet we made saved in my bookmarks right


kblaze said he would enforce avatar bets too


how are the lakers doing

We made a bet? Enlighten me.

[Kblaze8855]

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[kennethgriffen]

We made a bet? Enlighten me.


yeah that the lakers would miss the playoffs. you said they would


we did a 1 month avatar bet


but it seems you're off the hook cause the threads gone


let me know if this works for you:

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=459532

[3ball]

Hilarious

I think that cameraman got 40k for rodman kicking him

[Kblaze8855]

Hilarious

I think that cameraman got 40k for rodman kicking him


Rodman paid him 200K. And the league suspended him for 11 games and fined him a million dollars. It was the second longest non drug suspension ever to that point after Kermit Washington for nearly killing Rudy T.

[kennethgriffen]

Rodman paid him 200K. And the league suspended him for 11 games and fined him a million dollars. It was the second longest non drug suspension ever to that point after Kermit Washington for nearly killing Rudy T.


can you address all the threads that got deleted


what happened to ISH


everything from more than a month ago got wiped


especially anything i was a part of

[3ball]

can you address all the threads that got deleted


what happened to ISH


everything from more than a month ago got wiped


especially anything i was a part of
Good thing my posts that contain time-consuming links are on other sites

And everything else is off the dome. A library in my head.. I think some of your posts are in there too

[Kblaze8855]

Back to the nonsense.


Rodman hard fouls your teammates trips you and plays innocent. You get him back with a mild shove and he flops and gives the ref the:


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face. Tech.

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Id love to see numbers on how many techs he drew. He may have been a net positive some years. He had a lot...but half of them were double technicals.

[Kblaze8855]

can you address all the threads that got deleted


what happened to ISH


everything from more than a month ago got wiped


especially anything i was a part of


It isnt all of them...but its quite a lot. Server upgrade thing I believe. Everyone lost topics/posts. Its been about 60/40 on things I search for.

[kennethgriffen]

It isnt all of them...but its quite a lot. Server upgrade thing I believe. Everyone lost topics/posts. Its been about 60/40 on things I search for.


RIP ISH


i won't even participate in most debates now. i had hundreds of things i reference to easly shut simon up


i'm not doing all that work again finding stats, polls and quotes etc...


just gonna retire to the off topic board i guess

[Kblaze8855]

Calm down. I had like 50,000 posts when we moved to this board and lost access to all the topics from 01-06. You'll be fine. If they ever do major upgrades again I promise more will be lost. Cost of doing business.

[AirFederer]

Dennis always risked his body. Never worried about injuries. That’s why he would be so difficult to handle. You knew he would go all out. And then you’d back down.

[meat]

Rodman was hilarious. Thank god he didn't actually commit suicide in the parking lot of the Palace or we woudn't have all these great gifs.

[Kblaze8855]

Well yea he was clearly troubled....

I kinda wonder how a character like him would be taken today. You sure couldnt have guys making comments like:


"I wish he were as confused about his basketball as he is about his sexuality," he said. "We'd be in better shape."

in 2019.

[Psileas]

I'd like to have seen a Rodman vs Westbrook matchup for a regular season's finale, in which the latter would need, say, 15 rebounds to end the season with a triple double average and Rodman knowing this. I can't see Rodman giving way to RW to achieve this goal, particularly against him in the field he was elite.

[Kblaze8855]

You would get 18 version of this:

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As rodman finished with 29 rebounds and Russell 9.

[tpols]

jeeez
(https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/akipuu/dennis_rodman_just_posted_this_on_instagram/)
:lol

[SpaceJam]

Just trolled tf out of everyone on instagram too lmaaaao

[stalkerforlife]

Only had a few jerseys in my life.

Rodman was one of them.

Never did I see a player have such an impact without having to be involved offensively.

[warriorfan]

jeeez
(https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/akipuu/dennis_rodman_just_posted_this_on_instagram/)
:lol

The way he dramatically drops the cards... :lol

[72-10]

who kicks in basketball?:wtf:

[eliteballer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGQVMBib4kk

[Kblaze8855]

Dennis right on cue with that one. He knows when his trolling is being discussed.

[ronniec]

Just one of the best, Dennis Rodman.

[Mr Feeny]

Rodman:oldlol: :oldlol:
The Alonzo thing was weird. He wrote in his book that be would grab Mourning's butt and because Morning was a devout Christian, he was against the perceived homosexuality from Rodman and would act out when Dennis would go around grabbing his rear end:roll:

[Kblaze8855]

Ive not read his book but it was always obvious the kind of people he would do it to. He will only touch your ass if he knows you will be offended by it. Even if Dennis is actually bi which I do not believe that had nothing to do with it. He would touch your ass just to get in your head.

[bladefd]

Ive not read his book but it was always obvious the kind of people he would do it to. He will only touch your ass if he knows you will be offended by it. Even if Dennis is actually bi which I do not believe that had nothing to do with it. He would touch your ass just to get in your head.

Weren't there also rumors that he tried to stick his finger in people's butts to throw their games off? :oldlol:

Not sure if they were true, but I definitely read about it.

[Kblaze8855]

Considering the recent Draymond drama let me show you more of the 90s version of these events:


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And it was fine.

[ShawkFactory]

Most of his shit wouldn't fly now obviously. Mainly the point about him throwing a jab, acting like nothing happened, and then making you the bad guy for retaliating.