How long is your dong erect?

[Ben Simmons 25]

Well? Answers are anonymous.

Remember. Measure the top, not the bottom.

[highwhey]

please seek immediate psychiatric help starface

7.5" in length, probably longer but i'm fat so i'd have to loose weight to see just how long it is

girth is well above average, it's crazy how wide it is. i've had chicks be pleasantly surprised. one chick said it hurt her when i banged her, but it was a "good" type of pain. have issues with condoms fitting too tight.

[Ben Simmons 25]

please seek immediate psychiatric help starface

7.5" in length, probably longer but i'm fat so i'd have to loose weight to see just how long it is

girth is well above average, it's crazy how wide it is. i've had chicks be pleasantly surprised. one chick said it hurt her when i banged her, but it was a "good" type of pain. have issues with condoms fitting too tight.

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[Akrazotile]

please seek immediate psychiatric help starface

7.5" in length, probably longer but i'm fat so i'd have to loose weight to see just how long it is

girth is well above average, it's crazy how wide it is. i've had chicks be pleasantly surprised. one chick said it hurt her when i banged her, but it was a "good" type of pain. have issues with condoms fitting too tight.


Impressive :rockon: :pimp:

How come the only sex youve ever had is with chicks you had to pay?!

[kennethgriffen]

14 inches


























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[Akrazotile]

i've had sex with chicks i didn't even drop a dime for. you could learn a trick or two from me, seeing as how your finances are limited since you're still depending on an allowance from daddy.

be 35 years old and depend on your parents for money brehs https://i.postimg.cc/bw6NzrHK/mjlol.png


If the lies help you cope, it’s ok bro.

I guess we can act like it wasnt less than a year ago you basically confessed you are, in your own words, “autistic around girls” and how you were bursting at the seems so bad you were ready to take the craigslist escort plunge?

Now youve lost your virginity to a couple prostitutes and are trying to act like a smooth operator to impress the fellas on ISH? YIKES. Bro this was like 6 months ago you were bemoaning a non existant sex life. Give our memories a little credit. But hey, Im sure since then youre pullin mad hotties that live on an oilfield in the middle of nowhere who line up to sex a random fat spazz erry night out of sheer attraction. :confusedshrug:

Sounds like real life dude.

Keep slayin big dawg :rockon:

[stalkerforlife]

Girth is much more important.

I'm about 6 inches, but skinny.

I swear on my kids I just had sex about 10 minutes ago and her stomach is hurting because it felt like being stabbed with a pencil.

[highwhey]

[QUOTE=Akrazotile]If the lies help you cope, it

[stalkerforlife]

so what if i'm not good at talking to chicks. it's obvious you've never hooked up with a chick without having to pay for it. chicks get horny too and are even more nervous than us guys anyways.

protip: go on POF, unless you're ugly, you can hook up with a chick with low effort. that's what i did. that chick i posted a video of getting a bj, met her on pof. within days of talking to her on POF we met at an applebees. we had drinks and 30 mins later i was in the parking lot getting a sweet blow job. she drove me to her place that was nearby and we smashed all night, that's where i shot the video. she had some good weed too.

Why didn't y'all keep hooking up?

[Akrazotile]

so what if i'm not good at talking to chicks. it's obvious you've never hooked up with a chick without having to pay for it. chicks get horny too and are even more nervous than us guys anyways.

protip: go on POF, unless you're ugly, you can hook up with a chick with low effort. that's what i did. that chick i posted a video of getting a bj, met her on pof. within days of talking to her on POF we met at an applebees. we had drinks and 30 mins later i was in the parking lot getting a sweet blow job. she drove me to her place that was nearby and we smashed all night, that's where i shot the video. she had some good weed too.


Probably not true but tbh I really dont care either way. If you hadnt become so annoying in general I wouldnt care enough to put you on blast, but since you have it’s worth briefly clowning you for acting like some kind of sexperienced boudoir stud, when we all know you lost your virginity 3 weeks ago, and have paid for the sex youve had more often than not.

Anyway, thats all. I wont keep goin back n forth, not doin it in 2019. Go ahead and get another “but but but” in, the the last word is all yours.

[highwhey]

Why didn't y'all keep hooking up?
she lived far af. she kept sending me nudes too. found a chick that was closer anyway, then i left to texas.

i was doing her raw too. i'm complicit in doing it, but i can't believe how thirsty these chicks are they allow some sstranger they me ton an app to smash RAW. tf.

idk if i posted it here, but a few weeks after that night she asked if i was interested in a 3 some with her friend, sent me a pic too.

pof is legit if you're looking to smash, don't expect hot chicks but average chicks are very doable and remember they're trying to smash just as much as you are.

[highwhey]

[QUOTE=Akrazotile]Probably not true but tbh I really dont care either way. If you hadnt become so annoying in general I wouldnt care enough to put you on blast, but since you have it

[Prometheus]

thing is fat

im known for the thing being fat

my friends even know it because word got around from girls back in the day

well back when i had friends that is

[Jasper]

Wife likes my weird one , 6 long and 7 wide

[TOUCH MY BODY]

Less than 4 inches.

[diamenz]

how do i make it erect?

[red1]

OP I'll ask your mother and will get back to you with her response promptly.

[Ben Simmons 25]

OP I'll ask your mother and will get back to you with her response promptly.

Why's that?

Oh yes, that's right... I forgot about the microscope that I gave her this past Christmas.

[highwhey]

Why's that?

Oh yes, that's right... I forgot about the microscope that I gave her this past Christmas.
*cringe*

[Ben Simmons 25]

*cringe*

Yes, because a "your mom" joke is so original and creative that it warranted an awesome response.




BTW, will you send me pics of your erect dong? I'll give you an email address.

[highwhey]

Yes, because a "your mom" joke is so original and creative that it warranted an awesome response.




BTW, will you send me pics of your erect dong? I'll give you an email address.
please seek help from an accredited mental health professional.

[Ben Simmons 25]

please seek help from an accredited mental health professional.

So... no, then?

[warriorfan]

Something

[highwhey]

So... no, then?
this is how your moms is looking right now at the thot of her 35 yr old son asking for dikk pics >>>https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/snoop.png

[dunksby]

7.84.

[egokiller]

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[Draz]

As big as my iPhone xs

Edit; thought were talking about flaccid nvm