I was in the hospital for a week and I was surprised at this question by the nurse

[PWB15]

She told me that my vital signs were high and I said it's probably because I am aggravated.

Then she says......."is there anything I can do to unaggravate you":lol


what?

[imdaman99]

Was she hot? Or was she an old lady? This question is important :lol

Also why were you in the hospital? I don't like it when ISH fam is sick or hurt or sad.

[TheMan]

That sounds like a corny 80s porn scene :lol

[PWB15]

Was she hot? Or was she an old lady? This question is important :lol

Also why were you in the hospital? I don't like it when ISH fam is sick or hurt or sad.


she was 20ish and hot. I was in there due to swollen foot

[diamenz]

potential handjob. u missed it.

[tontoz]

I had a really weird question at a hospital once. I just had a rough abdominal surgery and was coming out of anesthesia. I was in a lot of pain and barely coherent.

When you come out of anesthesia you just don't wake up like you were sleeping. It takes time to be fully awake.

Some dude was talking about my ab muscles and asking about my workout routine. I was like WTF.

But yeah is sounds like that nurse was hitting on you lol.

[kennethgriffen]

nurses are degenerates


one grabbed my p*nis and put it in a piss jug under the covers for me. all she had to do was hand it to me


another was acting flirty and said if i need anything to let her know and she winked

[jongib369]

A hot Asian nurse once took my blood pressure by placing my arm around her waist...Is that normal? Before this encounter I never spoke to her before, but months earlier when I went to see a different doctor I was being led by another nurse to the room...Where in a room directly in front of mine the Asian nurse was sitting in a chair staring me down hard. She eye ****ed the shit out of me. When she was my nurse months later she came out to call my name and seemed visibly excited when she realized it was me :lol. Sadly my ****ing dad came into the room though since he wanted to speak to my doctor about filling out a paper for a medical card he forgot to have him do before...I was so ****ing pissed off because we had been joking around quite a bit. When a woman laughs at my shitty jokes I usually thinks she wants to get it :lol

[AlternativeAcc.]

Nurses are easy.

Idk what it is, but I've met like 4 or 5 girls online who are nurses and they all were very eas:y. almost desperate. And they were all above average. Shits weird.

But then again, it's hard to tell in an actual hospital setting because its obviously their job to be nice and comforting. Might **** around and create some extremely awkward tension if you hit on your nurse and she's not down. I could see highway in for obesity complications while he takes the nurses kindness for flirting. :lol

[Ben Simmons 25]

I could see highway in for obesity complications while he takes the nurses kindness for flirting. :lol

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[LostCause]

I've actually dated a former doctor of mine. She was a young, mixed Indian girl and was my doctor from about 17-20 when I was downstate going to school. She was short and cute, it's interesting because even back then we didn't have a proper doctor/patient relationship as we'd text/call or she'd do "house calls" that sometimes got pretty heavy

Wasn't until about 3 years after that she found me on Facebook and we hooked up. We still are in contact now but she's super respectful of the fact I'm with the mother of my child. It's extremely convenient having a doctor you can talk to without needing to schedule appointments though

[PWB15]

The front desk hates when u call for the nurse which is mind boggling

[Hawker]

Nurses are easy.

Idk what it is, but I've met like 4 or 5 girls online who are nurses and they all were very eas:y. almost desperate. And they were all above average. Shits weird.

But then again, it's hard to tell in an actual hospital setting because its obviously their job to be nice and comforting. Might **** around and create some extremely awkward tension if you hit on your nurse and she's not down. I could see highway in for obesity complications while he takes the nurses kindness for flirting. :lol
They work really bad schedules so they gotta get it in when they can.

Tinder is full of nurses.

[warriorfan]

I could see highway in for obesity complications while he takes the nurses kindness for flirting. :lol

:roll:

[Long Duck Dong]

They work really bad schedules so they gotta get it in when they can.

Tinder is full of nurses.

I remember once when my uncle gave me a ride from school. He had 2 nurses in uniform with him. He had one of those extended cab trucks with a small backseat. We all had to cram in the back because his paperwork was on the front seat. One of the nurses had huge boobs and they kept brushing against my shoulder. I was 9 years old but hard AF. :oldlol: Those 2 women spent the whole weekend at his house. My lucky uncle, he was a total douche but he could slay pvssy like no tomorrow.

[PWB15]

I have a home nurse coming to the house for rehab on tuesday and I hope she is not ugly.:lol

[stalkerforlife]

She told me that my vital signs were high and I said it's probably because I am aggravated.

Then she says......."is there anything I can do to unaggravate you":lol


what?

Let me guess...

You did nothing about it and choked.

[Pushxx]

She was giving you the green light and you faltered smh

[nathanjizzle]

nice!

[Dr Seuss]

what she was doing was a practice called Therapeutic speaking. Theyre trained to ask questions that way in school. Similar to how therapists just re-express exactly what you say or how chick-fil-a employees as say "my pleasure"

its "scripted"