Would you rather...

[Dinosaurus]

Have to eat Hilary Clinton's asshole first thing for an hour every single morning for the rest of your life or have both your hands cut off and then you can go about your life as you please?

[Ben Simmons 25]

Hands off.

[Dinosaurus]

Hands off.
Makes sense, being an amputee would give you an excuse to never have to take a three point shot

[Lamar Doom]

Can you stop when she dies?

[Dinosaurus]

Can you stop when she dies?
Let's assume she will never die and never age. Just her as she is right now EVERY morning for the rest of your life.

Also cutting your hands off is done humanely, they put you to sleep you wake up and they've done their thing and amputated no pain involved but for the rest of your life you have no hands.

[Akrazotile]

Let's assume she will never die and never age. Just her as she is right now EVERY morning for the rest of your life.

Also cutting your hands off is done humanely, they put you to sleep you wake up and they've done their thing and amputated no pain involved but for the rest of your life you have no hands.


What's the situation with Bubba? Is he still sliding pork up in that dookie trunk?

[Lamar Doom]

Does anyone know if she's an AM BM type of lady?

[diamenz]

i'd choose to eat, but only if bill watches.

[TheMan]

Let's assume she will never die and never age. Just her as she is right now EVERY morning for the rest of your life.

Also cutting your hands off is done humanely, they put you to sleep you wake up and they've done their thing and amputated no pain involved but for the rest of your life you have no hands.
This is a pretty fukked up choice...

At least a young Hill wasn't the worst looking broad ever but there ain't a 70 year old wench alive out there that you'd wanna eat out willingly...

Having said that, I'm munching dat ass, I love playing guitar too much to never pick up a guitar the rest of my life.

[MrFonzworth]

The first option. Hell I'd do it even if my hands weren't at stake.

[dude77]

for an hr ? fk lol .. I'd go with #1 .. nasty but I'm not losing my damn hands .. at least you could brag about eating a former first lady's asshole .. what do you get out of having no hands fk that

[iamgine]

Ass holes are usually quite dirty. I could develop serious illness. Does this take that into equation?

[iamgine]

Also, do you go to Hillary or does she come to you? Cause if you have to go to her every morning then it's goodbye vacation/travel forever.

[Pushxx]

Just end me

[SaltyMeatballs]

Well Hilary is hot as **** so this is too easy

[Prometheus]

I would pick #1 but then the first time I was supposed to do it, I would just strangle Hillary to death, cut her glutes off of her body, and store them in the freezer. Then every morning thereafter, I would use a razor blade to cut off a few tiny pieces off her ass, throw them in a skillet with some hash browns, and take my time eating it while watching the daily news. So technically, I would be eating her ass for an hour every morning. Get to keep my hands so I can still *********e two hundred times a day and ejaculate all over drawings of Muhammad (PBUH).

[TheMan]

for an hr ? fk lol .. I'd go with #1 .. nasty but I'm not losing my damn hands .. at least you could brag about eating a former first lady's asshole .. what do you get out of having no hands fk that
:oldlol:

[Dinosaurus]

Also, do you go to Hillary or does she come to you? Cause if you have to go to her every morning then it's goodbye vacation/travel forever.
she comes to you

[Dinosaurus]

This is a pretty fukked up choice...

At least a young Hill wasn't the worst looking broad ever but there ain't a 70 year old wench alive out there that you'd wanna eat out willingly...

Having said that, I'm munching dat ass, I love playing guitar too much to never pick up a guitar the rest of my life.
What guitars so you have?

[Dinosaurus]

I would pick #1 but then the first time I was supposed to do it, I would just strangle Hillary to death, cut her glutes off of her body, and store them in the freezer. Then every morning thereafter, I would use a razor blade to cut off a few tiny pieces off her ass, throw them in a skillet with some hash browns, and take my time eating it while watching the daily news. So technically, I would be eating her ass for an hour every morning. Get to keep my hands so I can still *********e two hundred times a day and ejaculate all over drawings of Muhammad (PBUH).
Yeah that's not an option.

[Dinosaurus]

You guys have all been very helpful helping me work out a tough RL decision i have to make. Thanks. Everyone. :cheers:

[TheMan]

What guitars so you have?
At this moment I have a Fender fat strat like this one
https://58eca9fdf76150b92bfa-3586c28d09a33a8c605ed79290ca82aa.ssl.cf3.rackcdn.c om/fender-american-standard-double-fat-strat-black-maple-pre-owned-251259.jpg
A Gibson Les Paul Studio
https://images.reverb.com/image/upload/s--o91et4al--/a_exif,c_limit,e_unsharp_mask:80,f_auto,fl_progres sive,g_south,h_620,q_90,w_620/v1428001518/qrjhvqq1fvwvq90xm0qq.jpg
And my favorite, a Fender 50's tribute Strat, swapped out the original pickups for some blackTexas Triple Hots pickups, also swapped the original white pickguard for a vintage pearloid one. My absolute go to guitar, and I got it for under 500 bucks. I've owned other more expensive guitars but this one beats those in playability and tone.
https://images.reverb.com/image/upload/s--lTqLBUWg--/a_exif,c_limit,e_unsharp_mask:80,f_auto,fl_progres sive,g_south,h_620,q_90,w_620/v1476650960/ozm3cn8mdzebug4iuroi.jpg

[Jasper]

Does anyone know if she's an AM BM type of lady?
:oldlol: :roll: :oldlol:

[Proctor]

for an hr ? fk lol .. I'd go with #1 .. nasty but I'm not losing my damn hands .. at least you could brag about eating a former first lady's asshole .. what do you get out of having no hands fk that
:lol :roll: :roll:

[kennethgriffen]

duh.. hands off... technology is advanced enough to the point where we have driverless cars, speech recognition for everything and you can get prosthetics that can hold a fleshlight/wipe your ass


we don't need hands anymore.


plus you would get disability income support


i would wear a big rubber hand with a gold ring like woody harrelson from kingpin... and on the other arm a hook

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/13/f5/81/13f58137833ce7d6ee12d2abf6a9732b.jpg

https://medias.spotern.com/spots/w640/105844-1532336916.jpg

[highwhey]

duh.. hands off... technology is advanced enough to the point where we have driverless cars, speech recognition for everything and you can get prosthetics that can hold a fleshlight/wipe your ass


we don't need hands anymore.


plus you would get disability income support


i would wear a big rubber hand with a gold ring like woody harrelson from kingpin... and on the other arm a hook

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/13/f5/81/13f58137833ce7d6ee12d2abf6a9732b.jpg

https://medias.spotern.com/spots/w640/105844-1532336916.jpg
definitely what a homosexual would say

[Overdrive]

Eat her ass. My three favourite things involve hands. I could even blackmail her with this shit and earn money from it.