Got with a elementary school teacher last night...Turned into stuff of nightmares

[jongib369]

So I met this woman on Tinder who's a 24 yesrold teacher. Solid 7-8. Dirty blonde hair, thick ass, slim waist, and honestly a contagious smile. Tits weren't bug but they were perky so that's good enough for me. Really sweet, could be quite but she was more than happy to take over parts of the conversation when I at times drew blanks on what to say next. We had our date at a Colombian coffee shop, and eventually made our way to The Drake hotel in Chicago. Got a nice room with a great view. It wasn't long when we got there that I got her clothes off and threw her onto the bed. Once we were done she wanted to hop in the shower and said she'd call me in to join when she was ready. At this point I had jokingly trolled her quite a bit, our banter was great so we were able to talk shit in a playful way etc.. So I thought it would be a funny idea to sneak into the bathroom and spook her in the shower. So when she got in I waited around 3-4 minutes, and began my devious plan. I quietly opened the door even though I doubt she would have heard it with the loud vent, and shower blasting...Strangely I noticed that while she was in the shower it didnt sound like the water was hitting her, but I decided to tip toe my way to the curtain to fling it open. As I got closer I heard her feet moving around, but still the water hardly hitting her falling mostly on the floor. I flung it open and she was ****ing waffle stomping. She started screaming, I yelled "holy ****ing shit" a couple times with my pitch getting higher and higher. And then she frantically got the rest of her shit down the drain, ran past me and put on her clothes without even drying off and left. The entire time after I stood there frozen wondering wtf was going on I couldn't believe my eyes. 5 minutes later she's completely vanished from social media :biggums:

This lady is teaching our children fam

[Akrazotile]

Bro post a god damn pic

[jongib369]

Bro post a god damn pic
I'm about to go out I will in a few hours. There was a smidgen of shit left on one of the tiles

[DaHeezy]

Don't post a pic here. Last thing you want is these degenerate fukks to hold ammo against you.

Funny story though. Lol.

[pastis]

wait what? did you ask why?

[Akrazotile]

I'm about to go out I will in a few hours. There was a smidgen of shit left on one of the tiles


Not a picture of the shit dude :lol a picture of the girl

[Proctor]

And then you woke up, followed that dream you had with a nice bowl of Cheerios, and hopped on ISH to grace us with this thread.

[highwhey]

that's very disgusting but it doesn't shock me. people have some weird ass fetishes.

[Overdrive]

Should've followed her instructions. You would've never found out.

[diamenz]

Not a picture of the shit dude :lol a picture of the girl

can't it be both?

[brownmamba00]

Wow people actually do that shit?

[East River Livn']

Probably does it because she doesn't like using other people's toilets. Tbh I'd rather bang a waffle stomper than a girl who shit's and doesn't shower afterwards. You know she got that asshole nice and clean. The act of defecating is disgusting wherever you do it

[Hawker]

$200/night at the drake...thought you said you don't have a job?

[red1]

the **** is wafflestomping. I refuse to believe that's a real thing.

[Akrazotile]

$200/night at the drake...thought you said you don't have a job?


Also he said the chick was gonna call him in to join her in a few minutes. We’re supposed to believe she decided to waffle stomp the shower right before he was coming in to join her and not expect it to reek and look gross??


Entire story is way suspect.

[Akrazotile]

the **** is wafflestomping. I refuse to believe that's a real thing.


I have a hippie cousin who has spoken of it.

I think it

[Jasper]

waffle stomping I assume is stomping her crap down the drain...

Sorry but if a bitch does that , I wouldn't sleep with her ,, she must of thought you were a urinal

[highwhey]

OP's reaction upon seeing her wafflestomping:

https://i.postimg.cc/bv2wnLdV/D0qto-Pi-Xc-AASGZZ.jpg

[Hawker]

[QUOTE=Akrazotile]Also he said the chick was gonna call him in to join her in a few minutes. We

[diamenz]

Also, maybe she was clearing room for her bumhole? Missed an opportunity.

damn. op could have been bustin' dem guts.

[MrFonzworth]

She was getting ready for ****. Literally every girl does this.

[Rolando]

She was getting ready for ****. Literally every girl does this.


This...I think she was just cleaning herself out....oh well.

[diamenz]

This...I think she was just cleaning herself out....oh well.

in... the shower.

[warriorfan]

Well, never heard of that one before...Wish I hadn

[hold this L]

Am I the only one that had to read what waffle stomping is?

:coleman:

Also, why in the **** would anyone do this? How is this a thing?

[dunksby]

why did I have to look up the definition for "waffle stomping"...

https://media.giphy.com/media/c7Atw0c8tdhyo/giphy.gif

[Rocket]

I know I may be the oldest guy around here but it looks like I was not the only one who had to look up the definition of "waffle stomping".

[Rolando]

in... the shower.

I suppose that's her best option, not having a bidet.

[egokiller]

Could have stomped her waffle while putting it up her ass. Missed opportunity.

[diamenz]

I suppose that's her best option, not having a bidet.

i'm lost at this point.

anyway, since op hasn't provided those pics, he's either lying or the female is ugly af.

[TheMan]

Am I the only one that had to read what waffle stomping is?

:coleman:

Also, why in the **** would anyone do this? How is this a thing?
You're not the only one and I doubt its a thing...at least I hope its not.

[egokiller]

OP heard the term "waffle stomper" and made up an elaborate story around it.:lol

I had to look it up as well.

[Akrazotile]

OP heard the term "waffle stomper" and made up an elaborate story around it.:lol

I had to look it up as well.



This does seem to be the case. I don't think he's been back since this thread.

Hope everything's okay with the lad.

[Draz]

Honestly that week I had diareah 15 times a day for like 5 days from food poison or the stomach flu, whichever the fck it was, I got tired. I was taking showers and refused to hop out to shit water so I just did it in the shower.

What would they call that?

[ArbitraryWater]

She was getting ready for ****. Literally every girl does this.

stop trolling for once


Am I the only one that had to read what waffle stomping is?

:coleman:

Also, why in the **** would anyone do this? How is this a thing?

this

humans are fcking weird

[warriorfan]

Actually I have heard about this one time but it wasn’t called that. In the Andre the Giant documentary someone talks about how Andre always had to shit in the bathtub and break it up down the drain because he was too big to sit on the toilet. I could have probably done without that little factoid.