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Big164
03-09-2019, 11:10 AM
Mike was the reignining NbA Champion when Space Jam 1 was released and he continued to win two more after its release. This scrub Bran cant even make the playoffs.

BigKobeFan
03-09-2019, 11:11 AM
Curry bro. He's good looking and doesn't slur when he talks

Big164
03-09-2019, 11:14 AM
I think its a shame Shaq never got a crack at it...

Prometheus
03-09-2019, 11:16 AM
I voted for KD, not because I think he would be the best, but because it would be the most humiliating for bran

bullettooth
03-09-2019, 11:17 AM
Kobe.

Doesn't matter that he's retired. Just make the plot so that he comes out of retirement, same as the last movie. Hell, even his game is based on Michael's.

Who wants to watch a colluding, flopping, stiffarming career loser with a 3/9 record go on screen and rely on a cartoon movie to make him look like a winner?

kennethgriffen
03-09-2019, 11:28 AM
kobe

he can roll out of bed and give you 60 today if he wanted

aj1987
03-09-2019, 11:34 AM
kobe

he can roll out of bed and give you 60 today if he wanted
60 points total in 82 games while taking 30 shots a game. Quite possible. :cheers:

superduper
03-09-2019, 11:37 AM
Y'all know what the only answer here is

kennethgriffen
03-09-2019, 11:44 AM
60 points total in 82 games while taking 30 shots a game. Quite possible. :cheers:


kobe right now is probably healthier than he was at any moment during his last 3 seasons

aj1987
03-09-2019, 11:58 AM
kobe right now is probably healthier than he was at any moment during his last 3 seasons
Ok... that's why I said:

60 points total in 82 games while taking 30 shots a game. Quite possible. :cheers:

Uncle Drew
03-09-2019, 12:00 PM
Y'all getting mad over a cartoon.

aj1987
03-09-2019, 12:01 PM
Y'all getting mad over a cartoon.
It's LeBron people are gonna be pissed if he cures cancer and ends world hunger tomorrow.

MJistheGOAT
03-09-2019, 12:11 PM
Steph Curry shooting the game winner 3 from the moon.

ImKobe
03-09-2019, 12:14 PM
Steph Curry shooting the game winner 3 from the moon.

Had the same idea :lol he would honestly make a better character for that type of a movie.

What's Lebron going to do? Stiff-arm his way to an and-1 and finally make the FT to win the game?

MJistheGOAT
03-09-2019, 12:17 PM
Had the same idea :lol he would honestly make a better character for that type of a movie.

What's Lebron going to do? Stiff-arm his way to an and-1 and finally make the FT to win the game?

:roll: :roll:

I imagine this: Bron having the ball in his hands for the last possesion, he dribbles for 20 seconds, then bricking a 3p, Daffy Duck with the clutch rebound and Bugs Bunny with the game winning 3pt.

ImKobe
03-09-2019, 12:22 PM
:roll: :roll:

I imagine this: Bron having the ball in his hands for the last possesion, he dribbles for 20 seconds, then bricking a 3p, Daffy Duck with the clutch rebound and Bugs Bunny with the game winning 3pt.

"James catches, puts up the 3.....WON'T GO! Rebound Duck back out to Bugs Bunny his three-pointer-BANG!!!!"

SouBeachTalents
03-09-2019, 12:23 PM
Kobe.

Doesn't matter that he's retired. Just make the plot so that he comes out of retirement, same as the last movie. Hell, even his game is based on Michael's.

Who wants to watch a colluding, flopping, stiffarming career loser with a 3/9 record go on screen and rely on a cartoon movie to make him look like a winner?
This dude spending his Saturday morning getting worked up over a Looney Tunes movie :oldlol:

bullettooth
03-09-2019, 12:25 PM
This dude spending his Saturday morning getting worked up over a Looney Tunes movie :oldlol:

Is there a day and time you would approve of having your idol ridiculed? Would Tuesday evening be OK?

SouBeachTalents
03-09-2019, 12:26 PM
Is there a day and time you would approve of having your idol ridiculed? Would Tuesday evening be OK?
You can continue on your 24/7 crusade, I won't interfere :cheers:

Prometheus
03-09-2019, 01:00 PM
:roll: :roll:

I imagine this: Bron having the ball in his hands for the last possesion, he dribbles for 20 seconds, then bricking a 3p, Daffy Duck with the clutch rebound and Bugs Bunny with the game winning 3pt.

:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

BarberSchool
03-09-2019, 01:02 PM
LeBran should have never even been considered for it in the first d@mn place.
Curry 100%

Funny thing is bran made this move mostly to jump start his “acting career”. Which he isn’t suited for at all, he ain’t a good looking human being, and isn’t charismatic AT ALL. So it’d be lulz if dude got cut from the first damn big film he thought was his lol

baudkarma
03-09-2019, 01:08 PM
All kidding aside, if I was in charge of this movie I'd be having some serious second thoughts about filming it. You can debate LeBrons status as a basketball player, but one thing this season has definitely shown is that he has nowhere near the charisma or star power that Jordan had. Fans are actually making fun of LeBron and disrespecting him, and I can't imagine them ever doing something like that to MJ. LeBron won't draw in nearly as many adult movie viewers as Jordan did, and without them SJ2 will be just another kids cartoon.

bullettooth
03-09-2019, 01:20 PM
All kidding aside, if I was in charge of this movie I'd be having some serious second thoughts about filming it. You can debate LeBrons status as a basketball player, but one thing this season has definitely shown is that he has nowhere near the charisma or star power that Jordan had. Fans are actually making fun of LeBron and disrespecting him, and I can't imagine them ever doing something like that to MJ. LeBron won't draw in nearly as many adult movie viewers as Jordan did, and without them SJ2 will be just another kids cartoon.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lebron%20James

vs.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Michael%20Jordan

The public even mocked LeBron for his flopping and coined the term 'LeBroning'
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lebroning

Which lead to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7seO5Bkf7c4

And now you wanna put this career loser, joke and defensive liability on screen and pretend he's not any of those things? How ****ing dumb does the public need to be in order to buy into this fiction? The few successes that LeBron's had are overshadowed by the numerous monumental failures on his resume; getting swept twice, 8pts in a finals game, 6 finals losses, missing the playoffs after 8 straight finals appearances...

How do you go from this:

https://media3.giphy.com/media/bSRm4rc4XT4wU/giphy.gif

to this:

https://i.giphy.com/media/7Toe9ML7M9aw7Sd3f6/source.gif

kennethgriffen
03-09-2019, 01:23 PM
Ok... that's why I said:

60 points total in 82 games while taking 30 shots a game. Quite possible. :cheers:

https://youtu.be/y64OsZNYhp0?t=62

aj1987
03-09-2019, 01:25 PM
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lebron%20James

vs.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Michael%20Jordan

The public even mocked LeBron for his flopping and coined the term 'LeBroning'
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lebroning

Which lead to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7seO5Bkf7c4

And now you wanna put this career loser, joke and defensive liability on screen and pretend he's not any of those things? How ****ing dumb does the public need to be in order to buy into this fiction? The few successes that LeBron's had are overshadowed by the numerous monumental failures on his resume; getting swept twice, 8pts in a finals game, 6 finals losses, missing the playoffs after 8 straight finals appearances...

How do you go from this:

https://media3.giphy.com/media/bSRm4rc4XT4wU/giphy.gif

to this:

https://i.giphy.com/media/7Toe9ML7M9aw7Sd3f6/source.gif
I still can't believe that "people" like you are getting riled up over a cartoon. Get a life or better yet, go play on a freeway. :oldlol:


https://youtu.be/y64OsZNYhp0?t=62
18 PPG on 36% shooting. Great season.

bullettooth
03-09-2019, 01:29 PM
I still can't believe that "people" like you are getting riled up over a cartoon. Get a life or better yet, go play on a freeway. :oldlol:

What's the matter.... bitter about your boy being humiliated on a daily basis? Scared that it's about to get worse once the public sees him in the cartoon Jordan was in?

You must be sweatin.

FKAri
03-09-2019, 01:30 PM
All kidding aside, if I was in charge of this movie I'd be having some serious second thoughts about filming it. You can debate LeBrons status as a basketball player, but one thing this season has definitely shown is that he has nowhere near the charisma or star power that Jordan had. Fans are actually making fun of LeBron and disrespecting him, and I can't imagine them ever doing something like that to MJ. LeBron won't draw in nearly as many adult movie viewers as Jordan did, and without them SJ2 will be just another kids cartoon.
The NBA didn't allow the media to go after the stars it was pushing in the 90s. They'd just revoke access. The media had to suck up to stars back then just for access. Become butt buddies like Ahmad Rashad. You're either too young to remember or too naive to notice.

aj1987
03-09-2019, 01:34 PM
What's the matter.... bitter about your boy being humiliated on a daily basis? Scared that it's about to get worse once the public sees him in the cartoon Jordan was in?

You must be sweatin.
Why would I be "sweatin" over a cartoon movie, which I know is going to be shit anyways. All you retards out here acting like Space Jam was a cinematic master piece. :facepalm

bullettooth
03-09-2019, 01:37 PM
Why would I be "sweatin" over a cartoon movie, which I know is going to be shit anyways. All you retards out here acting like Space Jam was a cinematic master piece. :facepalm

It's not the movie itself you're worried about. We know your deathly afraid what the audiences are going to say about your idol. Some 3/9 career loser needing a cartoon movie to look like a winner... yeah, that's going to go well.

For the record, the only cinematic masterpiece LeBron will ever be a part of was the one he put up in 2011. That was for the ages. :applause:

FKAri
03-09-2019, 01:40 PM
Lebron James. Get the new GOAT to do it and don't even call it Space Jam 2. Just replace the original and call it Space Jam. They can do it legit this time. No "secret stuff" necessary.

SouBeachTalents
03-09-2019, 01:40 PM
Why would I be "sweatin" over a cartoon movie, which I know is going to be shit anyways. All you retards out here acting like Space Jam was a cinematic master piece. :facepalm
For real, Space Jam was garbage, I can't believe nearly 25 years later people still talk about it all the time. The sequel, no matter who stars in it, is gonna be ass too

aj1987
03-09-2019, 01:54 PM
It's not the movie itself you're worried about. We know your deathly afraid what the audiences are going to say about your idol. Some 3/9 career loser needing a cartoon movie to look like a winner... yeah, that's going to go well.

For the record, the only cinematic masterpiece LeBron will ever be a part of was the one he put up in 2011. That was for the ages. :applause:
You're calling a player who's one of two in the history of the sport with 4 MVP's and 3 FMVP's a "career loser". Not only that, you're literally crying and mashing your keyboard about a movie he's going to make and in TWO years away from release. What are your career achievements again?

Get some help and evaluate your life, kid.


For real, Space Jam was garbage, I can't believe nearly 25 years later people still talk about it all the time. The sequel, no matter who stars in it, is gonna be ass too
:oldlol:

That dude is still melting hard over a shit movie. Can't even make this shit up.

tpols
03-09-2019, 02:25 PM
Why would I be "sweatin" over a cartoon movie, which I know is going to be shit anyways. All you retards out here acting like Space Jam was a cinematic master piece. :facepalm


it pretty much was. one of the most iconic widely viewed movies of the past couple decades.

and the music was some GOAT shit as well.

FKAri
03-09-2019, 02:55 PM
it pretty much was. one of the most iconic widely viewed movies of the past couple decades.

and the music was some GOAT shit as well.
Starring a degenerate gambling murderer with music by a child sex predator. Entertainment :applause:

bullettooth
03-09-2019, 03:02 PM
Starring a degenerate gambling murderer with music by a child sex predator. Entertainment :applause:

And the sequel starring this guy:

https://i.giphy.com/media/7Toe9ML7M9aw7Sd3f6/source.gif

aj1987
03-10-2019, 09:25 AM
it pretty much was. one of the most iconic widely viewed movies of the past couple decades.

and the music was some GOAT shit as well.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Y'll retards hate LeBron so much that you're convincing yourself that Space Jam was on The Godfather and The Shawshank Redemption's level as a cinematic masterpiece. :roll: :roll: