What's the big deal abut Five Guys?

[eliteballer]

Tastes like something you make at home..

[Akrazotile]

It’s the minimum amount of dudes you need pushing your doo doo in to feel satisfied.

You sick ****.

[Ben Simmons 25]

[QUOTE=Akrazotile]It

[Akrazotile]

:roll:


If you thought that comment was funny, you should cop my book :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:




Which you said you would :crazysam:

[FreezingTsmoove]

The vinegar for the fries and unlimited peanuts

[eliteballer]

Uh oh, attack of the alts.

[Ben Simmons 25]

Uh oh, attack of the alts.

https://media.giphy.com/media/mjKno6YAxgc36/giphy.gif

[stalkerforlife]

If you thought that comment was funny, you should cop my book :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:




Which you said you would :crazysam:

Stop begging yourself for money, Shogun.

[highwhey]

overrated burger joint https://i.postimg.cc/qR4k7qxy/camby.png

[Uncle Drew]

Stop begging yourself for money, Shogun.
You should try it some time. Wouldn't hurt.

[Ben Simmons 25]

Stop begging yourself for money, Shogun.

Do you want to smell my taint?

[Akrazotile]

Stop begging yourself for money, Shogun.


Lifestyle of an artist, brother.

[stalkerforlife]

Do you want to smell my taint?

Yes I do, chocolate Starface.

And hotdog flavored water.

[Ben Simmons 25]

Yes I do, chocolate Starface.

And hotdog flavored water.

ASL?

[stalkerforlife]

Lifestyle of an artist, brother.

:hammertime:

I might sell some food stamps and buy your book.

[stalkerforlife]

ASL?

:roll:

You've got mail.

[Akrazotile]

:hammertime:

I might sell some food stamps and buy your book.


You should buy the razors, since that

[Ben Simmons 25]

:hammertime:

I might sell some food stamps

:crazysam:


and buy your book.

:hammertime: :hammertime:


:roll:

You've got mail.

:hammertime:

[stalkerforlife]

You should buy the razors, since that’s presumably something youre already spending money on.

You only sell single blade?

Those broke me out bad in jail; they stopped raping me when I got all those bumps.

[Ben Simmons 25]

You only sell single blade?

Those broke me out bad in jail; they stopped raping me when I got all those bumps.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

That's too ****ed up to be fake. Holy shit. LOL.

[Akrazotile]

You only sell single blade?

Those broke me out bad in jail; they stopped raping me when I got all those bumps.


Three-blade razors big boy. At least two comfortable shaves each, three if you use warm water and lather like you should.

AND you’ll get a better deal than you’d get anywhere else.


;)




For the razors :crazysam:

[stalkerforlife]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

That's too ****ed up to be fake. Holy shit. LOL.

:lol

I never felt so unwanted. :cry:

[tpols]

i just got a 3 pc tender from popeyes for the first time... had to throw this shit out it was so disgusting.

5guys is dope.

[warriorfan]

5 guys is pretty good. They have lots of toppings so you can always switch it up. Everything seems decently fresh. Their hotdogs are hella good too.

[warriorfan]

i just got a 3 pc tender from popeyes for the first time... had to throw this shit out it was so disgusting.

5guys is dope.

Popeyes is hit or miss. I

[eliteballer]

Not to mention the price is insane for a fast food burger.

$11-12 for a combo?:coleman:

[Hawker]

Isn't that kind of the idea? That it tastes like something you can make at home but when you're too lazy or on the run you can go to five guys?

[warriorfan]

Not to mention the price is insane for a fast food burger.

$11-12 for a combo?:coleman:

I thought that at first but you have to remeber that even at McDonalds or Carl

[red1]

I don't know what the **** they're serving you where you live. Five guys burgers here are flawless.

I've had more burgers than most - five guys are easily top-3 franchise/fast food burgers of all time.

[Ben Simmons 25]

I don't know what the **** they're serving you where you live. Five guys burgers here are flawless.

I've had more burgers than most - five guys are easily top-3 franchise/fast food burgers of all time.

Out of extremely widespread franchises, eh... maybe.

Fuddruckers is without a doubt better than five guys. Zero percent doubt about that.

I enjoy Culver's though I can see people making arguments.

That only leaves one... hmm.. I've never had in-n-out though some people obsess over it...

I'd put Five Guys at 3 out of widespread chains that are available in my area.

[highwhey]

Out of extremely widespread franchises, eh... maybe.

Fuddruckers is without a doubt better than five guys. Zero percent doubt about that.

I enjoy Culver's though I can see people making arguments.

That only leaves one... hmm.. I've never had in-n-out though some people obsess over it...

I'd put Five Guys at 3 out of widespread chains that are available in my area.
inn n out is better than culvers. though culvers is pretty good too.

fudruckers tho...they seem to be going away but it;s probably my favorite fast food burger. fries are seasoned too.

[red1]

Out of extremely widespread franchises, eh... maybe.

Fuddruckers is without a doubt better than five guys. Zero percent doubt about that.

I enjoy Culver's though I can see people making arguments.

That only leaves one... hmm.. I've never had in-n-out though some people obsess over it...

I'd put Five Guys at 3 out of widespread chains that are available in my area.
dude I've had more burgers than most women have periods...


and again I'm telling you that five guys rank at the top of the bloody fastfood burger food-chain.


never had a fuddruckers or a culvers but I'm sure they'd be secondary to the godliness that is a five guys double with cheese with grilled onions and
mushrooms

[Ben Simmons 25]

dude I've had more burgers than most women have periods...


and again I'm telling you that five guys rank at the top of the bloody fastfood burger food-chain.


never had a fuddruckers or a culvers but I'm sure they'd be secondary to the godliness that is a five guys double with cheese with grilled onions and
mushrooms

I've had more burgers than you. I ate more burgers in my 20s than you will eat in your entire life.

I was doing burgers for lunch and dinner multiple times per week. No exaggeration. And there were weeks where it was literally every single day.

I have, however, really curbed it back in the past 2 years at 34/35... heart disease was inevitable if it already isn't.

Five Guys is without question not the best burger place around.

[warriorfan]

I

[Ben Simmons 25]

The most overrated burger joint I've ever had is Red Robin. That place blows. Bigly.

I keep it simple... lettuce, tomato, cheese... that's it. Classic burgers are where it's at. If we're judging it off of anything more than that, we're getting into rather arbitrary combinations of toppings.

Lettuce, cheese and tomato are the standard holy trinity of burger toppings and as such, if you're just judging the burger itself, the taste must be judged based on these three toppings.

If you get into adding mushrooms and onions, bacon, eggs, whatever the **** else you can think of... your results are going to vary wildly.

How good does the patty taste... and the bun. Those are the heart of a good burger, if you really want to break it down.

[warriorfan]

The most overrated burger joint I've ever had is Red Robin. That place blows. Bigly.

I keep it simple... lettuce, tomato, cheese... that's it. Classic burgers are where it's at. If we're judging it off of anything more than that, we're getting into rather arbitrary combinations of toppings.

Lettuce, cheese and tomato are the standard holy trinity of burger toppings and as such, if you're just judging the burger itself, the taste must be judged based on these three toppings.

If you get into adding mushrooms and onions, bacon, eggs, whatever the **** else you can think of... your results are going to vary wildly.

How good does the patty taste... and the bun. Those are the heart of a good burger.

My trinity is onions not the tomato. I am down with a fresh ripe tomatoes but I am not down with the old and soggy shit. That being said it

[CelticBaller]

It's better than the big chains

[Ben Simmons 25]

My trinity is onions not the tomato. I am down with a fresh ripe tomatoes but I am not down with the old and soggy shit. That being said it’s pretty hard to mess up an onion. They just have a longer shelf life than tomatoes. You need that bite the raw onions give you to break up all that rich fattiness of the beef and cheese. I’m not down with the soggy. I can tolerate a little mayo if it’s spread on thin. If it’s drenched and soggy I wanna vomit. It’s about that texture. Too much mayo/ketchup/soggy toppings totally ruins it for me.

I want to blow my brains out thinking about eating mayonnaise.

I don't do condiments. Disgusting.

[stalkerforlife]

5 guys is good here, but you don't get a lot for the price.

Definitely good, though.

Hey Orlando, I went to Orlando weekend before last and ate at Dave and Buster's for the first time; it was Thursday and we got all we could eat wings and all you can play games for 21.99. It was fun.

Wish we had Dave and Buster's in Gainesville.

[highwhey]

dude I've had more burgers than most women have periods...


and again I'm telling you that five guys rank at the top of the bloody fastfood burger food-chain.


never had a fuddruckers or a culvers but I'm sure they'd be secondary to the godliness that is a five guys double with cheese with grilled onions and
mushrooms
:roll:

[warriorfan]

I want to blow my brains out thinking about eating mayonnaise.

Hahaha. Mayo is totally disgusting. I eventually got over it because they screw your order up half the time at burger joints so I learned to just scrape it off and deal with it. If it

[Ben Simmons 25]

[QUOTE=warriorfan]Hahaha. Mayo is totally disgusting. I eventually got over it because they screw your order up half the time at burger joints so I learned to just scrape it off and deal with it. If it

[red1]

I've had more burgers than you. I ate more burgers in my 20s than you will eat in your entire life.

I was doing burgers for lunch and dinner multiple times per week. No exaggeration. And there were weeks where it was literally every single day.

I have, however, really curbed it back in the past 2 years at 34/35... heart disease was inevitable if it already isn't.

Five Guys is without question not the best burger place around.
Disagree I've probably already had more burgers than you'll eat in your entire life.

I'm talking burgers every day for years. Regardless I promise you the five guys that you're talking about and the burger godliness that I have in mind and that I'm already drooling about - if they were the same you never would've made this thread in the first place.


My condolences.

[Ben Simmons 25]

Disagree I've probably already had more burgers than you'll eat in your entire life.

I'm talking burgers every day for years. Regardless I promise you the five guys that you're talking about and the burger godliness that I have in mind and that I'm already drooling about - if they were the same you never would've made this thread in the first place.


My condolences.

I didn't make this thread, you ****ing derelict.

[warriorfan]

https://media.giphy.com/media/l0MYrLAFex1R71l0A/giphy.gif

:roll: I had a friend who I would ride bmx with growing up who would say

[Ben Simmons 25]

[QUOTE=warriorfan]:roll: I had a friend who I would ride bmx with growing up who would say

[red1]

I didn't make this thread, you ****ing derelict.
I see that now. :oldlol:



You're still part of the problem not giving cinco chicos the respect it deserves. Cinco chicos is top 3 fastfood burger.

[red1]

I didn't make this thread, you ****ing derelict.
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[warriorfan]

I would literally stop being friends with someone over something like that.

:lol I thought about it. Dude could ride like a mother ****er and always had my back though.

[Derka]

I didn't know there was a big deal about it. It's an overpriced burgers/fries/shakes chain.

[JohnnySic]

Glorified fast food. Bunch of fat fukcs in here.

[Thorpesaurous]

I like Five Guys a lot. We also have Smashburger around here, which is excellent, and Shake Shack, which I find a bit overrated, and Jake's Wayback, which I'm not crazy about.

Those are the slower, no drivethrough, bit more money, options.

We also have Duchess, which falls somewhere in between those places, and a true fast food spot like McDonalds. It has a drivethrough, but it takes a little longer, and it's franchises buy locally, instead of being tied to a national warehouse.

Also the northeast is littered with local places that do this type of stuff. Most of them are noticeably not as good as they used to be.

[Andrei89]

For us in NL, considering that there are not many fast food burger chains in Europe, Five Guys have the best burgers I ever ate.

But then again, in NL we pretty much have McDonalds, Burger King and Five Guys ( only recently opened) and that is it.

[Hawker]

[QUOTE=warriorfan]My trinity is onions not the tomato. I am down with a fresh ripe tomatoes but I am not down with the old and soggy shit. That being said it

[Hawker]

For us in NL, considering that there are not many fast food burger chains in Europe, Five Guys have the best burgers I ever ate.

But then again, in NL we pretty much have McDonalds, Burger King and Five Guys ( only recently opened) and that is it.

That's what sucks about everywhere else outside of the US - your burger chains suck and then you think all americans love crappy fast food. We have taste damnit.

Whataburger
In n' out
Five Guys
Smash burger

All good stuff.

[eliteballer]

Whataburger is no different than Burger King.

[highwhey]

Whataburger is no different than Burger King.
nah, it's definitely better. better burgers and better fries, plus they have that spicy ketchup.

i will say that texans overrate whataburger tho, probably bc of homer bias.

in n out, culvers, chick fil a, 5 guys are all better than whatburger.

[eliteballer]

nah, it's definitely better. better burgers and better fries, plus they have that spicy ketchup.

i will say that texans overrate whataburger tho, probably bc of homer bias.

in n out, culvers, chick fil a, 5 guys are all better than whatburger.

Wendys>Whataburger.

[Kblaze8855]

Whataburger a lot better than Burgerking. Or at least it wasnt when I was in texas. I cant speak for it lately.

[qrich]

Five Guys has to be among the most overrated chains, up there with Chipotle and the such. Their food is on the level of Jack on an overall scale. Can't believe anyone had the audacity to compare this shithole chain to In n Out.

Top Burger Chains:

In N Out
Fatburger
Smashburger
Blake's Lotta A Burger
Zinburger
Whataburger

[dude77]

Five Guys has to be among the most overrated chains, up there with Chipotle and the such. Their food is on the level of Jack on an overall scale. Can't believe anyone had the audacity to compare this shithole chain to In n Out.

Top Burger Chains:

In N Out
Fatburger
Smashburger
Blake's Lotta A Burger
Zinburger
Whataburger

I've never heard of 4 of those wtf :lol .. and the other two I only know of from hearing people talk about them on the internet .. I guess I've been missing out

[Levity]

i was a "fan" of five guys when i was a poor high school and college kid because "like, omg! they give you so many fries!!!"

but now, i see nothing special about it. tastes like a backyard bbq burger. These days i dont really eat fast food burgers becaue i feel like shit after. but if im in the mood to feel like shit, ill take a nasty, greasy tommy burger. and regret my decision for the next 3 hours post meal.

[Akrazotile]

Five Guys has to be among the most overrated chains, up there with Chipotle and the such. Their food is on the level of Jack on an overall scale. Can't believe anyone had the audacity to compare this shithole chain to In n Out.

Top Burger Chains:

In N Out
Fatburger
Smashburger
Blake's Lotta A Burger
Zinburger
Whataburger


Never had 5 Guys but I refuse to believe this :lol

[qrich]

Never had 5 Guys but I refuse to believe this :lol
The 6-Dollar Spicy Chicken at Jack >> Five Guys.

I've had Five Guys on three occasions, one in Mesa, one in Phoenix and one in Santa Monica.

Each time, I got the two patty burger, and each time, one patty was undercooked and the other, was cardboard :facetime




I also forgot The Habit on my list. At least the original location.

[Draz]

Five guys is good. They were once rated the best fast food restaurant a few years ago. Their burgers are awesome for fast food. Honestly. They even ask how you want the meat cooked. Who does that in fast food? BK? No.

However, Chick-fil-A is awesome for chicken. Potbelly is up there. Definitely over Subways.

I used to love Quiznos as a kid, seems like there aren't anymore around as much.

Blimpies was the shit in the past. Can't find it around anymore.

[highwhey]

people are sleeping on fuddruckers. they serve seasoned potato wedges too.

https://i.postimg.cc/zG3fhwXJ/282897-original.jpg

[Hawker]

Five Guys has to be among the most overrated chains, up there with Chipotle and the such. Their food is on the level of Jack on an overall scale. Can't believe anyone had the audacity to compare this shithole chain to In n Out.

Top Burger Chains:

In N Out
Fatburger
Smashburger
Blake's Lotta A Burger
Zinburger
Whataburger

Damn...Blake's lotta a burger with the shout out. I ate the shit out of Blake's when I lived in New Mexico. That green chile cheeseburger and that greenchile sausage breakfast burrito. Oh my sweet jesus.

[warriorfan]

Dude.

Texture is everything.

You have to SPREAD the mustard or mayo. Not just squirt globs of it on. Shit is disgusting and makes me throw up just like you.

I don't even orders burgers anymore with any condiments. The only place that actually spreads the mustard is whataburger. That way you just got a hint of the mustard in every bite and not every so often big globs.

Man of good taste.

Spread, one of the rare instances where thicker is not better.

[qrich]

Damn...Blake's lotta a burger with the shout out. I ate the shit out of Blake's when I lived in New Mexico. That green chile cheeseburger and that greenchile sausage breakfast burrito. Oh my sweet jesus.
They in AZ now too...two locations in Tucson and about to open one in Gilbert and one in Tempe, if I'm not mistaken.

Shit is AMAZING.

[Prometheus]

There is nothing special about Five Guys. It's hard to imagine that any of you don't live within 20 minutes of a better burger from a private establishment of some sort. There are a few taverns around here that really don't **** around... but at the end of the day, doing it yourself will always reign supreme because you can control everything and use only quality ground beef and bread.

@Orlando Magic, if you eat chicken or turkey sandwiches without spreading mayonnaise on the bun first, then you are a god damned fool.

[coin24]

I like the burgers there and at shake shack.
In n out was good, but last trip to the states it seems to have fallen off a bit.

Not saying you'd eat that all the time though:oldlol:

I like that simple style of burger, some chips and a shake. Not a big fan of the douchebag burger places with those huge stacked up burgers you can't even bite into

[FreezingTsmoove]

Five Guys has to be among the most overrated chains, up there with Chipotle and the such. Their food is on the level of Jack on an overall scale. Can't believe anyone had the audacity to compare this shithole chain to In n Out.

Top Burger Chains:

In N Out
Fatburger
Smashburger
Blake's Lotta A Burger
Zinburger
Whataburger

If you think Chipotle is overrated than you think eating healthy is overrated

[Akrazotile]

If you think Chipotle is overrated than you think eating healthy is overrated


I assume youve never had Freebirds?

If so youd understand why Chipotle is overrated.

[qrich]

If you think Chipotle is overrated than you think eating healthy is overrated
You can eat healthy, without it tasting like shit.

[NBAplayoffs2001]

Five guys is good. They were once rated the best fast food restaurant a few years ago. Their burgers are awesome for fast food. Honestly. They even ask how you want the meat cooked. Who does that in fast food? BK? No.

However, Chick-fil-A is awesome for chicken. Potbelly is up there. Definitely over Subways.

I used to love Quiznos as a kid, seems like there aren't anymore around as much.

Blimpies was the shit in the past. Can't find it around anymore.

Seen a few in long island. Tastes like higher quality food than Subway tbh but small portions (can get pricey). Only good one I recall ever going to was when I was down in Boston once.

In regards to Five Guys, the few I know of are pretty popular but people prefer Shake Shack. If you really don't mind dropping like $10-15 on a really good burger, Bobby's Burger Palace are amazing.

I had In and Out with my boys once after a night out in Vegas. It was pretty good (especially if you get it with animal sauce). Tbh, I've had better burgers in Cali at small restaurants. It wasn't all that great.

[PWB15]

Five Guys taste like hot greasy ass

[PWB15]

I would take a Whopper over a burger at Mcdonald's and Five Guys

[PWB15]

I like Five Guys a lot. We also have Smashburger around here, which is excellent, and Shake Shack, which I find a bit overrated, and Jake's Wayback, which I'm not crazy about.

Those are the slower, no drivethrough, bit more money, options.

We also have Duchess, which falls somewhere in between those places, and a true fast food spot like McDonalds. It has a drivethrough, but it takes a little longer, and it's franchises buy locally, instead of being tied to a national warehouse.

Also the northeast is littered with local places that do this type of stuff. Most of them are noticeably not as good as they used to be.


YES, shake shack is overrated as f*ck. And I would never wash down a big ass burger with a thick ass milkshake

[Hawker]

I assume youve never had Freebirds?

If so youd understand why Chipotle is overrated.

I went to Texas A&M and I still say Chipotle is better than Freebirds.

You may not get the A&M reference...

Qdoba is the worst.

[Smoke117]

Five guys is okay, but for the price it's meh. If I'm making a decision between Five Guys and In N Out I'm going to In N Out for the simple reason that it's half the price and taste basically just as good if not better. Frankly, I don't even remember how good Five Guys was as I've only been once and that was about 5 years ago.

[highwhey]

You can eat healthy, without it tasting like shit.
that's petty difficult to achieve in fast food.

chipotle is good bc it's macro friendly. eating a high protein diet? get a bowl with chicken.

what are you going to do at a burger place? everything is greasy af.

[Smook A.]

Five Guys is good, but it's not worth the price. I'm not paying nearly 10 bucks for one damn burger. I'd rather have In N Out

[diamenz]

people are sleeping on fuddruckers. they serve seasoned potato wedges too.

https://i.postimg.cc/zG3fhwXJ/282897-original.jpg

those sesame seeds make me think of some random balding dude in denial.

[highwhey]

those sesame seeds make me think of some random balding dude in denial.
random but :oldlol:

[egokiller]

Tastes like something you make at home..

It's shit compared to In and Out Burger.

[Rocket]

The hamburgers at Five Guys are decent but nothing special but their fries are good and a family can eat from just one order.

[tpols]

that's petty difficult to achieve in fast food.

chipotle is good bc it's macro friendly. eating a high protein diet? get a bowl with chicken.

what are you going to do at a burger place? everything is greasy af.


Get a double burger and dont eat the whole bun.