pauks Ultimate Jordan Flop Thread 2.0

[hiphopanonymous]

Years in the making, pauk has meticulously combed through hundreds of hours of historical archive footage to bring us a never before seen (or heard of) look at Michael Jordan. Who we've all been assured flopped as much as LeBron James it was just a media and fan conspiracy to cover it up or hide it and is just a modern angle/spin used to make LeBron look artificially bad. It's been 5 years and I suspect the video is completed so I'm going to make this thread so that pauk can now post it and we can all see his masterpiece

Thank you pauk, we appreciate it let's see it! :applause: :applause: :applause:

Backstory: We lost the original Ultimate Jordan Flop thread in the migration of 2019 (probably to the relief of LeBrons fan base because it was filled with LeBron flopping gifs)

[Prometheus]

Jordan never flopped.

[hiphopanonymous]

Jordan never flopped.
:wtf:

I don't mean to burst your bubble but he flopped quite a bit according to pauk and he is sitting on lots of footage to prove it. I'm sure he will post the comprehensive evidence here as soon as he sees the thread - don't let us down pauk! :cheers:

[bullettooth]

https://media.giphy.com/media/327xXQwtLD5lPShf2R/source.gif

[stalkerforlife]

Poor Pauk lol.

He'd take a bullet for his Bran.

[Prometheus]

He wouldn't be able to do one for Kobe either, even with more footage available. Kobe didn't flop either.

LeBron just a bitch.

[hiphopanonymous]

https://media.giphy.com/media/327xXQwtLD5lPShf2R/source.gif
6-9 260 with that agility to double hop his way to the floor as if his defender was the worlds strongest man shoving him at full force

Now imagine what 6-6 215 with MJ's agility is gonna look like in the form of a flop... I bet it's incredibly acrobatic looking. MJ had hang time he probably double clutches his flops I can't wait to see them :bowdown:

[stalkerforlife]

https://media.giphy.com/media/327xXQwtLD5lPShf2R/source.gif

Embarrassment.

:facepalm

[hiphopanonymous]

He wouldn't be able to do one for Kobe either, even with more footage available. Kobe didn't flop either.

LeBron just a bitch.
Now let's give pauk some benefit of the doubt here, he assured us it was just a media and fan driven conspiracy. That all the all time greats flop just as much as LeBron he just takes the most flak for it because the fans and media are haters

[Dr Hawk]

There must be thousands of clips of Jordan flopping. I bet Pauk is taking his time to make sure that only the funniest and most ridiculous Jordan flops are put in the video for our enjoyment.

[hiphopanonymous]

There must be thousands of clips of Jordan flopping. I bet Pauk is taking his time to make sure that only the funniest and most ridiculous Jordan flops are put in the video for our enjoyment.
It's been 5 years surely it's completed he just forgot to post it - come on pauk let's see it :applause: :applause: :applause:

[ImKobe]

Imagine MJ flopping in an era where players didn't even get thrown out for fighting :kobe:

[hiphopanonymous]

Imagine MJ flopping in an era where players didn't even get thrown out for fighting :kobe:
We won't have to imagine as soon as pauk posts his video he completed :applause: :applause: :applause:

[bullettooth]

http://g88.imgup.net/LeBronFlop2be8.gif

[ImKobe]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a8/1c/18/a81c181077076f49a9d24a099432fe35.gif

http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/51a63f44eab8ea337f000007/lebron-james-flop-2011.gif

[hiphopanonymous]

For every LeBron flop I'm sure there's an equal or greater one that has been hidden in archive footage of Jordan the fans and media just never talk about it because it's a conspiracy :mad:

By the way Pauks ultimate flop video is a response to this video having been shared so much on insidehoops and going viral on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fSlLdXNzPw

Gems like this:

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/lebron-flop-3.gif

https://www.pbh2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/lebron-flopping-versus-knicks.gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/3Ah6AjSVhJftS/200.gif

[hiphopanonymous]

These one's are rarely shared ones:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fkXGFNA3Hjc/T7a__UwH2eI/AAAAAAAAAHM/0IHoB3iEYrk/s1600/le+flop.gif

https://i.gifer.com/AuYr.gif

The old I lost the ball so I might as well act like I got punched in the face move

[tpols]

The problem is pauk will find a couple clips where Jordan maybee fell down or very slightly, possibly embellished, and try to act like that is synonymous with lebrons giant arsenal of theatrical, Broadway worthy performances. He will never admit it.

[FKAri]

MJ woulda choked his own mother out if it meant winning...
But he wouldn't flop? FOH. MJ didn't need to flop when the league was already giving him calls no one else was getting. But it's hypothetical since they really didn't reward flopping back then. Though MJ did literally beg the league to introduce the flagrant foul so Detroit would keep their hands off of him.


He wouldn't be able to do one for Kobe either, even with more footage available. Kobe didn't flop either.

LeBron just a bitch.

Hmm Kobe flopped less than Lebron but he whined more than Lebron. I dunno who comes out ahead on that one.

[hiphopanonymous]

The problem is pauk will find a couple clips where Jordan maybee fell down or very slightly, possibly embellished, and try to act like that is synonymous with lebrons giant arsenal of theatrical, Broadway worthy performances. He will never admit it.
The level of pride that would require would be astronomical. Are you telling me pauk is unwilling, after 5 years, to (if he is hypothetically wrong) simply admit that LeBron flops worse than pretty much any historical ATG and that most ATG's especially MJ did not in fact flop AT ALL? That the best he can find is them falling... but like an actual fall not a phantom contact double clutch LeTwist like LeBron does?

That's not a healthy amount of pride if so... but I will give pauk the benefit of the doubt here, show us the flop reel and silence these haters pauk! :applause: :applause: :applause:

[hiphopanonymous]

MJ woulda choked his own mother out if it meant winning...
But he wouldn't flop? FOH. MJ didn't need to flop when the league was already giving him calls no one else was getting. But it's hypothetical since they really didn't reward flopping back then. Though MJ did literally beg the league to introduce the flagrant foul so Detroit would keep their hands off of him.



Hmm Kobe flopped less than Lebron but he whined more than Lebron. I dunno who comes out ahead on that one.
Cleveland fan here. With certainty, he didn't LeBron is the biggest whiner I've ever seen play any sport - ever :oldlol:

https://onlinecles.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/Lebron-Crying-1.jpg

https://waitingfornextyear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/lebron-argues-with-ref.jpg

http://tullysportsblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/lbj-crying-again.jpg

[FKAri]

Cleveland fan here. With certainty, he didn't LeBron is the biggest whiner I've ever seen play any sport - ever :oldlol:
Ya...No he isn't. He doesn't work the refs as much as Kobe did. Nothing wrong with working the refs unless it keeps you from running back on D.

[bullettooth]

Ya...No he isn't. He doesn't work the refs as much as Kobe did. Nothing wrong with working the refs unless it keeps you from running back on D.

Did someone say playing defense?!

https://i.giphy.com/media/7Toe9ML7M9aw7Sd3f6/source.gif

https://i.postimg.cc/k5XJ92Lg/jabroni-lames-defense.gif

[hiphopanonymous]

Ya...No he isn't. He doesn't work the refs as much as Kobe did. Nothing wrong with working the refs unless it keeps you from running back on D.
Working the refs and whining are two different things - Kobe talked to the refs. LeBron always acts like they just killed Mufassa when he doesn't get a call he wants (which is almost every trip up the floor)

https://amp.businessinsider.com/images/5b11573f1ae66243008b4a2e-750-499.jpg

https://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/9ff4e10fb1b45743c41a955b423bcac8

:lebroncry:

[FKAri]

Working the refs and whining are two different things - Kobe talked to the refs. LeBron always acts like they just killed Mufassa when he doesn't get a call he wants (which is almost every trip up the floor)

https://amp.businessinsider.com/images/5b11573f1ae66243008b4a2e-750-499.jpg

https://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/9ff4e10fb1b45743c41a955b423bcac8

:lebroncry:
None of these are from calls doe :cheers:

[hiphopanonymous]

None of these are from calls doe :cheers:
Oh they most certainly are - and too many times did I watch him argue at the expense of defense he's gotten progressively worse at the latter as he's aged he considers defense his teammates responsibility so complaining on the other end is no big deal to him. It's the refs fault he's back there. And if his teammates fail to stop the fast break it's their fault on that end. That's how he is these days.

[TheCorporation]

None of these are from calls doe :cheers:

Don't mind him, hip-hop is a low IQ troll

He started off trying to appear legitimate but over the last few weeks he's gone full troll.

[hiphopanonymous]

https://amp.businessinsider.com/images/5b11573f1ae66243008b4a2e-750-499.jpg

"REF how was that a backcourt foul!?"

http://img.spokeo.com/public/900-600/scott_michael_foster_2010_12_27.jpg

"your hairline was on the other side"

[SouBeachTalents]

Working the refs and whining are two different things - Kobe talked to the refs. LeBron always acts like they just killed Mufassa when he doesn't get a call he wants (which is almost every trip up the floor)

https://amp.businessinsider.com/images/5b11573f1ae66243008b4a2e-750-499.jpg

https://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/9ff4e10fb1b45743c41a955b423bcac8

:lebroncry:
:biggums: You

[LAmbruh]

OP with the colossal meltdown LMAO!



Pauk living rentfree :lol

[bullettooth]

OP with the colossal meltdown LMAO!



Pauk living rentfree :lol

Hi Wheels!

What's good?

[LAmbruh]

Today, 03:01 PM

Today, 03:02 PM



Dat 30 second reply time lololollool


Yikes! :oldlol:


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[Gus Hemmingway]

Dat 30 second reply time lololollool


Yikes! :oldlol:


https://media.giphy.com/media/vyVxeMNGUBT7q/giphy.gif
:roll: :roll:

[hiphopanonymous]

Dat 30 second reply time lololollool


Yikes! :oldlol:


https://media.giphy.com/media/vyVxeMNGUBT7q/giphy.gif

:roll: :roll:
Better to reply to an actual person within a minute than to your own damn self within 3 minutes

[scuzzy]

whew boy, Pauk's single posts getting more traction and replies than OP's dead youtube channel


tough times

[jstern]

The original was deleted by a mod years ago. I know it's archived on the web, does anyone have the original URL?

Edit: I can't find it, but I found this Walks on Water thread where he wants to bang his cousin https://web.archive.org/web/20190321203608/http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:B_AsF53LqQMJ:www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php%3Ft%3D449577+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-b-1-d




https://media.giphy.com/media/vyVxeMNGUBT7q/giphy.gif

All this time I've been pressing CRTL + R

[AirFederer]

OP with the colossal meltdown LMAO!



Pauk living rentfree :lol
It is his mom

[Manny98]

Dat 30 second reply time lololollool


Yikes! :oldlol:


https://media.giphy.com/media/vyVxeMNGUBT7q/giphy.gif
:roll: :roll:

[Elosha]

These one's are rarely shared ones:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fkXGFNA3Hjc/T7a__UwH2eI/AAAAAAAAAHM/0IHoB3iEYrk/s1600/le+flop.gif

https://i.gifer.com/AuYr.gif

The old I lost the ball so I might as well act like I got punched in the face move

Don't know if I've seen that second one. This is just :facepalm :facepalm

[Vino24]

Imagine using an alt to make a post about a forum member who hasn

[hiphopanonymous]

Any updates from Pauk? Will be finished soon right?

[Gudo]

Can’t wait for the compilation.

[SATAN]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6_VPFiHOf4


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jL84Sqgum0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7vKVIwfCj4

[SATAN]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZMsD9QyJuU

[AirBonner]

MJ didn’t need to flop because opposing players couldn’t touch him without fouling

[Gudo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6_VPFiHOf4


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jL84Sqgum0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7vKVIwfCj4

These are all embarassing ang hilarious. MJ taking charge without any contact? This puts lebrons compilation to shame.

[Gudo]

Im sure MJ has a ton of flop on offense and off the ball too right? Cant wait.

[Whoah10115]

These are all embarassing ang hilarious. MJ taking charge without any contact? This puts lebrons compilation to shame.

Lol. Kinda. Except. Well. You know.

I'm gonna let you have it.

[AirBonner]

You couldn’t breathe on MJ without fouling

[SamuraiSWISH]

http://g88.imgup.net/LeBronFlop2be8.gif

True Warrior. Alpha Lion

:biggums:

[hiphopanonymous]

Pauk where is MJ's flop compilation man?

https://i.redd.it/h57xa1itg2k41.gif
https://media.giphy.com/media/glLgbC6t8Uh0f6gpWV/giphy.gif

We have to settle for these instead until you finish it :(

[hiphopanonymous]

True Warrior. Alpha Lion

:biggums:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV1wATe1sNs

[ArbitraryWater]

For every LeBron flop I'm sure there's an equal or greater one that has been hidden in archive footage of Jordan the fans and media just never talk about it because it's a conspiracy :mad:

By the way Pauks ultimate flop video is a response to this video having been shared so much on insidehoops and going viral on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fSlLdXNzPw

Gems like this:

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/lebron-flop-3.gif

https://www.pbh2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/lebron-flopping-versus-knicks.gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/3Ah6AjSVhJftS/200.gif


this nikka in 2019 posting gifs from 7-8 years before :oldlol:

[Airupthere]

this nikka in 2019 posting gifs from 7-8 years before :oldlol:

Right, because these things expire.

[ArbitraryWater]

Right, because these things expire.


Are you retarded my dog?

[tontoz]

this nikka in 2019 posting gifs from 7-8 years before :oldlol:


People will still be posting them 10 years from now. Get over it.

[Legend248]

People will still be posting them 10 years from now. Get over it.

https://media.giphy.com/media/cUIX3QHGEyfow1QZgw/giphy.gif


The famous Lebron face EVERY single Fvcking game he doesn't get a call on :oldlol:

[Airupthere]

https://media.giphy.com/media/327xXQwtLD5lPShf2R/source.gif

Ruins the game. What a joke.

[Mauzah]

Only Lehairline fans are stupid enough to start a war on flopping

[bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6_VPFiHOf4


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jL84Sqgum0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7vKVIwfCj4

These can barely be considered flops. Jordan DOES get contact in these. Does he exaggerate a bit to draw the whistle? Sure. But these are fouls. That’s hardly comparable to LeBron’s phantom dives in which he gets knocked down seemingly by thin air. LeShameless.

[kawhileonard2]

Ruins the game. What a joke.

What a fraud

[BigKobeFan]

Is the video out yet?

[ArbitraryWater]

Is the video out yet?

yes!


you can find it on dailymotion