Cavaliers breaking all sorts of records

[Uncle Drew]

We currently post a defensive rating of 117.4, which is by far the worst the league has ever seen. In fact, even if the Cavs shut out the Hornets tomorrow and keep them to 0 points, they'd still be dead last. The Cavaliers allow only 5 less points per game than the Hawks, who allow the most at 119.2. However, the Cavs play with a pace of a mere 96.7, whereas the Hawks play with a pace of 103.8, which is the highest in the league.

In return to this travesty of a team, we'll get Zion and the rest of the league won't.

[kennethgriffen]

if the cavs get zion don't be surprised if lebron opts out after just 3 years in LA

[Kblaze8855]

The Hawks give up 119ppg....thats really amazing. I never thought we would see those west coast 80s numbers again.

[DukeDelonte13]

Cavs are #22 in PPG allowed at 114, so there's that I guess. :oldlol:

[FireDavidKahn]

We currently post a defensive rating of 117.4, which is by far the worst the league has ever seen. In fact, even if the Cavs shut out the Hornets tomorrow and keep them to 0 points, they'd still be dead last. The Cavaliers allow only 5 less points per game than the Hawks, who allow the most at 119.2. However, the Cavs play with a pace of a mere 96.7, whereas the Hawks play with a pace of 103.8, which is the highest in the league.

In return to this travesty of a team, we'll get Zion and the rest of the league won't.
:roll:

NBA already gifted your shit franchise with LeBron, they don't owe you anything anymore.:oldlol:

[Uncle Drew]

:roll:

NBA already gifted your shit franchise with LeBron, they don't owe you anything anymore.:oldlol:
I would respond, but then I remembered you're a Timberpups fan lmao. Your meltdown will be glorious once Zion dons the wine and gold.

[SpaceJam2]

if the cavs get zion don't be surprised if lebron opts out after just 3 years in LA

Ok, but DO be surprised if Kobe ever passes LeBron in FMVPs, points, reb, assists, steals, you know, all that individual stuff.

[beastee]

Zion on the Cavs would be so sad. It really needs to be NY or Chicago to maximize his marketing potential. Quite honestly...no one has been this potentially globally likeable since MJ. Lebron has been great for the league, but Zion could even eclipse him within 5 years in the right market.

[bullettooth]

:roll:

NBA already gifted your shit franchise with LeBron, they don't owe you anything anymore.:oldlol:

That shithole got THREE MORE #1 picks since LeBron. :facepalm

[FreezingTsmoove]

:roll:

NBA already gifted your shit franchise with LeBron, they don't owe you anything anymore.:oldlol:

Your team starts 3 #1 overall picks and they still didnt make the playoffs....

[Uncle Drew]

That shithole got THREE MORE #1 picks since LeBron. :facepalm
I love how mad you always are, and Zion is yet to come here. Poor snaggle will shoot himself if the inevitable happens.

[ArbitraryWater]

i thought they were rolling now with love?

kenny told us he was right, that we just had to give it time..

[bullettooth]

I love how mad you always are, and Zion is yet to come here. Poor snaggle will shoot himself if the inevitable happens.

I'd project too if I lived in a trash city where the river catches on fire.

[SpaceJam2]

i thought they were rolling now with love?

kenny told us he was right, that we just had to give it time..

Needs more time :lol :lol

[imdaman99]

:roll:

NBA already gifted your shit franchise with LeBron, they don't owe you anything anymore.:oldlol:
This. Cavs have caught so many breaks. Give someone else a chance :facepalm

[Uncle Drew]

I'd project too if I lived in a trash city where the river catches on fire.
I don't live in Cleveland.

[Rico2016]

i thought they were rolling now with love?

kenny told us he was right, that we just had to give it time..
:roll: :roll:

[scuzzy]

Snaggle gets extremely honored and jazzed to remind ISH that it wields the knowledge of Cavaliers draft position history.

Interesting how its words will come in caps, exclamation and show emotion. But make no mistake, if convo strikes about rookies and letter algorithm fall in place. SnaggleBot will be quick to re-brief thread users Cavs 3 picks, no mor picks, no deserve

He is a good bot

[And1AllDay]

Snaggle gets extremely honored and jazzed to remind ISH that it wields the knowledge of Cavaliers draft position history.

Interesting how its words will come in caps, exclamation and show emotion. But make no mistake, if convo strikes about rookies and letter algorithm fall in place. SnaggleBot will be quick to re-brief thread users Cavs 3 picks, no mor picks, no deserve

He is a good bot
Snaggle Bot the dumb azz :oldlol:

[RRR3]

Snaggle gets extremely honored and jazzed to remind ISH that it wields the knowledge of Cavaliers draft position history.

Interesting how its words will come in caps, exclamation and show emotion. But make no mistake, if convo strikes about rookies and letter algorithm fall in place. SnaggleBot will be quick to re-brief thread users Cavs 3 picks, no mor picks, no deserve

He is a good bot
:roll:

How about when LeBron enters the equation?

That seems to cause the snagglebot to malfunction.

[AirBonner]

I thought these Cav's were just in the finals last year. What happened? :biggums:

[scuzzy]

:roll:

How about when LeBron enters the equation?

That seems to cause the snagglebot to malfunction.


still in 4-bit beta stage


due time maybe update storage for multi content


3-way simple now with Cavalierlottery.pdf, LebrOMGLULZ.gif and TyLuePromoted.kek


I got Melt_Mate, Snagglebot and Gilielizode running script 24/7

[And1AllDay]

I thought these Cav's were just in the finals last year. What happened? :biggums:

50 wins to 19

what happen they only lost 1 player wow he must be really good not like a MIke Jordan Bulls going 57 to 55 wins

[egokiller]

That shithole got THREE MORE #1 picks since LeBron. :facepalm

I

[bullettooth]

I don't live in Cleveland.

Uh-huh

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[bullettooth]

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[egokiller]

LOL your entitlement makes Lakers fans look like decent people.

When the city has a 50 year drought it

[bullettooth]

[QUOTE=egokiller]When the city has a 50 year drought it

[Manny98]

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[Uncle Drew]

You earned it; 4 x #1 picks, 2 x #4 picks and only ONE (asterisk) ring to show for it?

Yeah... nobody wants to see Cleveland shit the bed yet again :lol
Your math is all over the place. Recheck the facts, then come back. Until then I'd like you to save the meltdown until after the draft lottery. It's going to be glorious.

[Meticode]

It's Zion or bust. I could see them drafting Barrett, but I don't like the look of Barrett and Sexton in the lineup. They're both the same type of players, except Barrett is taller and would obviously play SG. Sexton has shown he can actually shoot the ball this season though which was a weak point of his coming into the draft last year.

The month of March, Sexton averaged 22.5 PPG, on 51% FG% and 45% 3P%. What is disconcerting though is he doesn't even average 3 rebounds or 3 assists per game during that span.

Had a good April so far too. 21PPG on 45% FG% and 39% 3P%.

Impressive offense percentages considering he started the seasons in October and show 14% from three in 7 games.

[Phenith]

Your math is all over the place. Recheck the facts, then come back. Until then I'd like you to save the meltdown until after the draft lottery. It's going to be glorious.

He's only off by one #1.
Between 2011 and 2014 the Cavs drafted:
2011 - Irving #1, Thompson #4
2012 - Waiters #4
2013 - Anthony Bennett #1
2014 - Wiggins #1

He has a point... outside of Irving who has been a walking injury threat most of the time, that's either some pretty terrible drafting or terrible player development, I'd go with the former.

Would be hilarious if NO wins the lottery and gets Zion, then AD decides to stay, lol.

I'd say out of the lottery teams, the teams that would do the best job developing his potential would be Chicago, Memphis or Miami (maybe ATL). He'll be good on all the other teams just because he's already a freak, but some of those teams are terrible at player development(NY, CLE, PHO, WAS, MIN, LAL, CHA).

[RRR3]

He's only off by one #1.
Between 2011 and 2014 the Cavs drafted:
2011 - Irving #1, Thompson #4
2012 - Waiters #4
2013 - Anthony Bennett #1
2014 - Wiggins #1

He has a point... outside of Irving who has been a walking injury threat most of the time, that's either some pretty terrible drafting or terrible player development, I'd go with the former.

Would be hilarious if NO wins the lottery and gets Zion, then AD decides to stay, lol.

I'd say out of the lottery teams, the teams that would do the best job developing his potential would be Chicago, Memphis or Miami (maybe ATL). He'll be good on all the other teams just because he's already a freak, but some of those teams are terrible at player development(NY, CLE, PHO, WAS, MIN, LAL, CHA).
Oh please god.


We can still make the playoffs doe.

[FireDavidKahn]

I would respond, but then I remembered you're a Timberpups fan lmao. Your meltdown will be glorious once Zion dons the wine and gold.
So what about being a Wolves fan?

I at least am not delusional about my team.

[FireDavidKahn]

Your team starts 3 #1 overall picks and they still didnt make the playoffs....
And?

[egokiller]

You were born in Chicago stop posing as a native Clevelander you inbred

Chicago? No I was born in a suburb of Cleveland. You’re a Pinoy working at McDonalds in the Philippines that tries to live vicariously through Clevanders. :roll:


You know nothing.

[red1]

cavs don't deserve zion.


too many #1 picks. let someone else get a crack at it.

[Meticode]

cavs don't deserve zion.


too many #1 picks. let someone else get a crack at it.
They did. It's called...

KAT
Ben Simmons
Fultz
Ayton