Biggest Playoff Bed Wetter so Far

[Mask the Embiid]

Jokic?

Vuccimane?

Ben Simmons?

Lowry?

Aldridge?



My vote is Jokic because of the hype

[Proctor]

Lowry
Simmons
Embiid

[Mask the Embiid]

Lowry
Simmons
Embiid
Embiid is not an option...but aldridge is


22/15 in 20 mins (playing on one leg) is not wetting the bed unless you expect wilt numbers.....i didnt know you held big wiggle to such a high standard :eek:

[East River Livn']

Lowry
Simmons
Embiid

This

[Mask the Embiid]

the correct answer was jokic....mods close it down

[4pointshot]

Embiid is not an option...but aldridge is


22/15 in 20 mins (playing on one leg) is not wetting the bed unless you expect wilt numbers.....i didnt know you held big wiggle to such a high standard :eek:

Agreed. It wasn't clear he would even play in the first game. He toughed it out. Embiid hurt is still better than anyone healthy who could replace him.

Jokic doesn't belong on this list, either. With a triple double?

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Simmons has been TERRIBLE and an offensive liability. He's practically unplayable in a half-court offense and only good for crashing the boards and alley-oops.

Even the Bron stans have started to walk away from this dude even though he's practically a spitting image, offensively.

Embid has his hands full.

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Like I've said for the last 2 years; Simmons is a Rondo Megazord.

Dude plays like 16 year old on 2K with the turbo sliders up.

[RRR3]

Simmons has been TERRIBLE and an offensive liability. He's practically unplayable in a half-court offense and only good for crashing the boards and alley-oops.

Even the Bron stans have started to walk away from this dude even though he's practically a spitting image, offensively.

Embid has his hands full.
Ben Simmons the spitting image of LeBron on offense?

34-24 IQ strikes again.



Another one added to “the collection”

•Kyrie Irving is a better basketball player than LeBron
•Pau Gasol first option on the Lakers from 08-11
•Marcus Morris is a beast in the post and will be the first option on the Celtics.
•Al Horford is the worst player in the league
•Ben Simmons should take jumphots at the end of games
•Marcus Smart is a good offensive player.
•Ben Simmons is the spitting image of LeBron on offense

....and many more!

[sportjames23]

LOL with the exception of the Warriors, all the higher seeds lost today. Don’t think I’ve ever seen so many top seeds lose Game 1 like that.

[TheCorporation]

Simmons has been TERRIBLE and an offensive liability. He's practically unplayable in a half-court offense and only good for crashing the boards and alley-oops.

Even the Bron stans have started to walk away from this dude even though he's practically a spitting image, offensively.

Embid has his hands full.

If he shot 44% every year he would be a Kobe scoring type :lol Fortunately for the 76ers he knows he is a shitty shooter (unlike Kobe who didn't know/admit it) and doesn't chuck his team out of games.

[MrFonzworth]

Al Horford might be the only dude in the NBA that's literally a bed wetter. Fully guaranteed he wears diapers at all times. What a weirdo.

[TheCorporation]

Ben Simmons the spitting image of LeBron on offense?

34-24 IQ strikes again.



Another one added to “the collection”

•Kyrie Irving is a better basketball player than LeBron
•Pau Gasol first option on the Lakers from 08-11
•Marcus Morris is a beast in the post and will be the first option on the Celtics.
•Al Horford is the worst player in the league
•Ben Simmons should take jumphots at the end of games
•Marcus Smart is a good offensive player.
•Ben Simmons is the spitting image of LeBron on offense

....and many more!

:eek: Are all of those idiotic takes from 34-24. I think his account should be suspended for having such a low IQ. I used to think 34-24 was Shaq and Kobe's numbers but now I think it's his IQ after two tries, a 34 and a 24 :(

I'm embarrassed to have a Shaq jersey knowing this idiot might have one, too.

[JohnMax]

JJ Redick is a playoff liability. Simply can't defend at a high level and just does not have the same impact when the game slows down.

[TheCorporation]

Al Horford might be the only dude in the NBA that's literally a bed wetter. Fully guaranteed he wears diapers at all times. What a weirdo.

:roll: :roll:

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If he shot 44% every year he would be a Kobe scoring type :lol Fortunately for the 76ers he knows he is a shitty shooter (unlike Kobe who didn't know/admit it) and doesn't chuck his team out of games.

Yup.

FG% is the true measure of offensive effectiveness.

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[QUOTE=sportjames23]LOL with the exception of the Warriors, all the higher seeds lost today. Don

[TheCorporation]

Yup.

FG% is the true measure of offensive effectiveness.

Imagine a scoring "killer" who never shot above .469 for a single season with twenty tries.

:wtf:

[34-24 Footwork]

https://media.giphy.com/media/xTk9ZOLgUNKlF82JvW/giphy.gif

Don't worry. He'll make the playoffs next year :cheers:

[RRR3]

:blah
Nah man you don’t get to get away with making retarded ass takes without me calling you out.

[RRR3]

If the Warriors don't figure out how to stifle Lou Williams in the PnR, Warriors will take a few lumps, too.

If anything, it's a blueprint for other teams to expose them.
Another one.



Jesus Christ worst takes of all time.

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Easiest Bron stan to get riled up :oldlol:

Gonna be a LONG off-season for some of these weirdos. Perfect time to start watching basketball, though.

Good luck to all of the stat nerds.

Suicide is NOT the answer.

[TheCorporation]

Easiest Bron stan to get riled up :oldlol:

Gonna be a LONG off-season for some of these weirdos. Perfect time to start watching basketball, though.

Good luck to all of the stat nerds.

Suicide is NOT the answer.

"riled up" :lol

Nice cover up moron, didn't work, try again!

[The Iron Fist]

Obviously lebron. 0 points. 0 rebounds. 0 assists. 0 blocks. 0 steals.


But hey, at least he can take any team to the playoffs.
























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[RRR3]

"riled up" :lol

Nice cover up moron, didn't work, try again!
The 34-24 special:


*tries to talk basketball*

*gives absolutely braindead take*

*is called out for being a moron*

“LOL I WUZ JES’ RILIN’ UP DA BRON STAN STAT NERDZ!1!1!!1”

[SpaceJam2]

[QUOTE=RRR3]The 34-24 special:


*tries to talk basketball*

*gives absolutely braindead take*

*is called out for being a moron*

[34-24 Footwork]

Obviously lebron. 0 points. 0 rebounds. 0 assists. 0 blocks. 0 steals.


But hey, at least he can take any team to the playoffs.
























http://i63.tinypic.com/20qyjvm.jpg

Crazy how the Clippers can make the playoffs with NO stars but LeBron literally quit mid season because he knew he can't. Lol

Why would ANYONE team up with this dude?

[E_Stamkos]

My ballsac had as many points than Kyle Lowry tonight.

That is all...

[hold this L]

Lowry is making 30 million dollars a year and had 0 points in a playoff game, so clearly him.

Jokic is second because he's the leader of his team.

Simmons is a hilarious choice because the dude thinks he's way better than he really is. The always exposed when it matters fraud. :lol

[ArbitraryWater]

[QUOTE=RRR3]The 34-24 special:


*tries to talk basketball*

*gives absolutely braindead take*

*is called out for being a moron*

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Lowry is making 30 million dollars a year and had 0 points in a playoff game, so clearly him.

Jokic is second because he's the leader of his team.

Simmons is a hilarious choice because the dude thinks he's way better than he really is. The always exposed when it matters fraud. :lol

Simmons' arrogance makes him unbearable, imo.

Can't believe dude hasn't developed a jumper yet.

[Manny98]

EmChoke
Simmons
Tobi Harris
Lowry
Vucevic
Jamal Murray

[Ghost1]

Lowry is making 30 million dollars a year and had 0 points in a playoff game, so clearly him.

Jokic is second because he's the leader of his team.

Simmons is a hilarious choice because the dude thinks he's way better than he really is. The always exposed when it matters fraud. :lol

:no: :no:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avBUk29Bjus

[Ghost1]

https://i.imgur.com/3ZKYtzq.jpg
https://media.giphy.com/media/l3vQZmDvlvny4NMPK/giphy.gif

[Im so nba'd out]

Jokic?

Vuccimane?

Ben Simmons?

Lowry?

Aldridge?



My vote is Jokic because of the hype
Depending on how Jokic plays tonight i think Vucci is running away with it.Darkhorse = Aldridge and Gallanari

[ArbitraryWater]

Even the Bron stans have started to walk away from this dude even though he's practically a spitting image, offensively.

another gem

[SamuraiSWISH]

Lowry
Simmons
Embiid
Usual suspects

I’d throw

Westbrick
Playoff Pee G

In there as well ...

[ImKobe]

Simmons has been TERRIBLE and an offensive liability. He's practically unplayable in a half-court offense and only good for crashing the boards and alley-oops.

Even the Bron stans have started to walk away from this dude even though he's practically a spitting image, offensively.

Embid has his hands full.

:eek:

[FKAri]

Vuc shoots to the top after last night's series of games.

Next up is probably someone on the Thunder. PG was already in a slump before playoffs even started so I dunno if I'd call him continuing to play poor a "bed wetting". Westbrook is just being his usual self. KD could be a good option too. He's been getting mindfucced by Bev.

[TyLawson3]

Why is Jokic an option? Murray was the one who choked down the stretch of game 1 while Jokic had a triple double.

Of course game 2 Murray had a 4th quarter no one thought coming and was the reason they won, but Jokic played really well too.

[Wally450]

[QUOTE=RRR3]The 34-24 special:


*tries to talk basketball*

*gives absolutely braindead take*

*is called out for being a moron*

[Proctor]

Embiid is not an option...but aldridge is


22/15 in 20 mins (playing on one leg) is not wetting the bed unless you expect wilt numbers.....i didnt know you held big wiggle to such a high standard :eek:
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[qrich]

Seriously...no one's mentioned Gallo? He put up 21/7 on 35/30/84. Had an oRTG of 99 and a dRTG of 121. 47% TS, negative VORP, negative BPM, negative Win Shares.

Had he played decent, Clips would've won Game 4.