Kobe nicknamed HIMSELF the Black Mamba

[StrongLurk]

That's lame as hell...

[Spurs m8]

That's lame as hell...

Nicknaming yourself the king or chosen one is way worse and it's not even close tbh

Imagine getting that tattooed on yourself....oh wait....

Imagine also going into a recording studio wearing a hoodie that says 'more than an athlete" hahahahhahahhahahahah fvck you cant make this shit up

[Replay32]

Nicknaming yourself the king or chosen one is way worse and it's not even close tbh

Imagine getting that tattooed on yourself....oh wait....

Imagine also going into a recording studio wearing a hoodie that says 'more than an athlete" hahahahhahahhahahahah fvck you cant make this shit up


Fake news

[Dilly]

Yo you can

[kennethgriffen]

lebron tattoo'd chosen 1 on his back before he even played an nba game




and i don't blame kobe.. before that the best nickname anyone came up for him was kb8?


the media obviously tried burying his ass in more ways than one.

[Real14]

StrongLurk nickname is way worse.

[StrongLurk]

Lot of really butthurt posters in here...so you all agree that nicknaming yourself is lame? Got it.

[SpaceJam2]

Lot of really butthurt posters in here...so you all agree that nicknaming yourself is lame? Got it.


*OP posts a good point

Every other Kobe fan:

https://i.postimg.cc/vBGpcwSq/123Ding123.jpg

But Kirby didn't get it tattooed!

[red1]

no surprise that kobe gave himself his own nickname. everything about him has always been forced from forcing the mj comparison through mimicry, to forcing up shots to forcing himself onto others.







I've retired from trolling kobe stans - I couldn't help it in this case :oldlol:

[Celtics 1825]

Worst self-given nickname for me has to be when KD tried to call himself "the servant" :lol

[LAmbruh]

Self proclaimed Black Mamba



Warmest regards, Ayotunde Ndiaye.

[kennethgriffen]

*OP posts a good point

Every other Kobe fan:

https://i.postimg.cc/vBGpcwSq/123Ding123.jpg

But Kirby didn't get it tattooed!


imagine kobe coming out of highschool with a big ass back tattoo saying "CHOSEN MAMBA! EST.1978"

[TheCorporation]

imagine kobe coming out of highschool with a big ass back tattoo saying "CHOSEN MAMBA! EST.1978"

Imagine Kobe winning a FMVP before 6 tries :eek:

Imagine Kobe winning more than 1 MVP in 20 years :eek: :eek:

And finally..

Imagine Kobe shooting over 46% for one season in 20 tries :(

[SamuraiSWISH]

Love Kobe, but that is pretty ****ing lame, especially considering he stole it from a movie.

He always makes up his own nicknames.

I preferred in 2013 when he came up with Vino. Calling yourself a snake after being accused of rape is just cringe.

[tpols]

Alpha.

[bison]

Out of all the nicknames he could have gave himself, this dude names himself after the LONGEST, most poisonous snakes on the planet? You know a dude is packing when he has the audacity to call himself the ‘black mamba’. I bet his foreskin is crafted from the finest Italian leathers. This guys **** is shooting venom for sure.