Log in

View Full Version : What's your best racist joke?



Wally450
04-25-2019, 04:20 PM
I know ISH is filled with actual racists, but one can enjoy a racist joke from time to time. What are some good racist jokes you guys have?

Mods, please don't delete. I genuinely want to hear a couple good jokes.

Brujesino
04-25-2019, 04:28 PM
Whats blue and hangs from a tree?

My niger I paint him any color I want.

probably getting banned for this

qrich
04-25-2019, 05:26 PM
Wont go with my favorite...but had an army recruiter, that was about 6'3 and built like a LB ask me to tell him some and the one he laughed at most was;

Why was white chocolate invented?

So black kids could get messy too

egokiller
04-25-2019, 05:46 PM
How to you get 100 [insert group of choice here] into a train?

Throw in a welfare check.

How do you get them back out?

Throw in a job application.

diamenz
04-25-2019, 06:08 PM
what sound does a japanese camera make?

*crick*

Im so nba'd out
04-25-2019, 06:19 PM
What race are born without souls?

Whites.



I never was much of a comedian


https://media.tenor.com/images/5e16a606ddd43ea9b8864b9b739bb7f8/tenor.gif

stalkerforlife
04-25-2019, 08:11 PM
Why did the white man cry?

Because Mandingo.

kennethgriffen
04-25-2019, 08:36 PM
https://i.ibb.co/WsS1zrH/Screen-Shot-2019-04-25-at-8-32-26-PM.png

DaHeezy
04-26-2019, 12:26 PM
A black guy, a white guy, and a Chinese guy are on a plane. A terrorist appears out of nowhere
"This is a hijack!"
The terrorist looks around and sees only three people on board. Decides it's not worth it but says, "I'm going to let you go, but on one condition. If your ***** add up to 15 inches."
Black guy goes first. Pulls down his pants. Boom! 8 inches.
White goes next. Pulls down his pants. Bam! 6 inches.
Chinese guy steps up. Black guy and white guy look at each other and think "oh shit"
Chinese guy pulls down his pants. Ping! 1 inch
Terrorist says, "ok, you're all free to go"
The plane lands and the white guy and black guy get off. All of the sudden the Chinese guy comes running up behind them.
"Hey wait," says the Chinese guy, "Aren't you guys glad I got a boner?"

Long Duck Dong
04-26-2019, 01:45 PM
Why did the 3 Mexicans turn around at the border and go home?


The sign said, "US BORDER NO TRESPASSING"

Ben Simmons 25
04-26-2019, 01:47 PM
There once existed a jew that wasn't a cheap ass money worshiper.

Skip_Bayless
04-26-2019, 01:55 PM
A black guy, a white guy, and a Chinese guy are on a plane. A terrorist appears out of nowhere
"This is a hijack!"
The terrorist looks around and sees only three people on board. Decides it's not worth it but says, "I'm going to let you go, but on one condition. If your ***** add up to 15 inches."
Black guy goes first. Pulls down his pants. Boom! 8 inches.
White goes next. Pulls down his pants. Bam! 6 inches.
Chinese guy steps up. Black guy and white guy look at each other and think "oh shit"
Chinese guy pulls down his pants. Ping! 1 inch
Terrorist says, "ok, you're all free to go"
The plane lands and the white guy and black guy get off. All of the sudden the Chinese guy comes running up behind them.
"Hey wait," says the Chinese guy, "Aren't you guys glad I got a boner?"

Then when all 3 were getting off the plane, it sounded like a racist water sprinkler.

*****...*****...*****...****...****... ****...Nikka... Nikka... Nikka...

Jasper
04-26-2019, 05:01 PM
Whats the best thing that came back from Israel ?

An empty boat.




I am part jew.

Jasper
04-26-2019, 05:02 PM
Why did the 3 Mexicans turn around at the border and go home?


The sign said, "US BORDER NO TRESPASSING"

that works today

dude77
04-26-2019, 05:25 PM
https://i.ibb.co/WsS1zrH/Screen-Shot-2019-04-25-at-8-32-26-PM.png


:lol damn .. took his soul

Smoke117
04-28-2019, 12:22 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlluWyTT9Gw

Lakers Legend#32
04-28-2019, 12:48 AM
This thread was made for Patrick Chewing.