What's your best racist joke?

[Wally450]

I know ISH is filled with actual racists, but one can enjoy a racist joke from time to time. What are some good racist jokes you guys have?

Mods, please don't delete. I genuinely want to hear a couple good jokes.

[Brujesino]

Whats blue and hangs from a tree?

My niger I paint him any color I want.

probably getting banned for this

[qrich]

Wont go with my favorite...but had an army recruiter, that was about 6'3 and built like a LB ask me to tell him some and the one he laughed at most was;

Why was white chocolate invented?

So black kids could get messy too

[egokiller]

How to you get 100 [insert group of choice here] into a train?

Throw in a welfare check.

How do you get them back out?

Throw in a job application.

[diamenz]

what sound does a japanese camera make?

*crick*

[Im so nba'd out]

What race are born without souls?

Whites.



I never was much of a comedian


https://media.tenor.com/images/5e16a606ddd43ea9b8864b9b739bb7f8/tenor.gif

[stalkerforlife]

Why did the white man cry?

Because Mandingo.

[kennethgriffen]

https://i.ibb.co/WsS1zrH/Screen-Shot-2019-04-25-at-8-32-26-PM.png

[DaHeezy]

A black guy, a white guy, and a Chinese guy are on a plane. A terrorist appears out of nowhere
"This is a hijack!"
The terrorist looks around and sees only three people on board. Decides it's not worth it but says, "I'm going to let you go, but on one condition. If your ***** add up to 15 inches."
Black guy goes first. Pulls down his pants. Boom! 8 inches.
White goes next. Pulls down his pants. Bam! 6 inches.
Chinese guy steps up. Black guy and white guy look at each other and think "oh shit"
Chinese guy pulls down his pants. Ping! 1 inch
Terrorist says, "ok, you're all free to go"
The plane lands and the white guy and black guy get off. All of the sudden the Chinese guy comes running up behind them.
"Hey wait," says the Chinese guy, "Aren't you guys glad I got a boner?"

[Long Duck Dong]

Why did the 3 Mexicans turn around at the border and go home?


The sign said, "US BORDER NO TRESPASSING"

[Ben Simmons 25]

There once existed a jew that wasn't a cheap ass money worshiper.

[Skip_Bayless]

A black guy, a white guy, and a Chinese guy are on a plane. A terrorist appears out of nowhere
"This is a hijack!"
The terrorist looks around and sees only three people on board. Decides it's not worth it but says, "I'm going to let you go, but on one condition. If your ***** add up to 15 inches."
Black guy goes first. Pulls down his pants. Boom! 8 inches.
White goes next. Pulls down his pants. Bam! 6 inches.
Chinese guy steps up. Black guy and white guy look at each other and think "oh shit"
Chinese guy pulls down his pants. Ping! 1 inch
Terrorist says, "ok, you're all free to go"
The plane lands and the white guy and black guy get off. All of the sudden the Chinese guy comes running up behind them.
"Hey wait," says the Chinese guy, "Aren't you guys glad I got a boner?"

Then when all 3 were getting off the plane, it sounded like a racist water sprinkler.

*****...*****...*****...****...****... ****...Nikka... Nikka... Nikka...

[Jasper]

Whats the best thing that came back from Israel ?

An empty boat.




I am part jew.

[Jasper]

Why did the 3 Mexicans turn around at the border and go home?


The sign said, "US BORDER NO TRESPASSING"

that works today

[dude77]

https://i.ibb.co/WsS1zrH/Screen-Shot-2019-04-25-at-8-32-26-PM.png


:lol damn .. took his soul

[Smoke117]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlluWyTT9Gw

[Lakers Legend#32]

This thread was made for Patrick Chewing.