What if you get sent to Hell for believing the Bible?

[Walk on Water]

How do Christians know that it's not a trick of Satan? What if you get sent to Hell for being gullible? How do Christians know that isn't the case?

What if the joke was on them in the end? What are they going to do? Pray while they're in Hell?

[Im so nba'd out]

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Every thought that wafts through that peanut size cranium of yours does not need to be put pen'd to paper


edit: you know what, i apologize that was uncalled for.

#1 star'd and keep it moving

[Ben Simmons 25]

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Every thought that wafts through that peanut size cranium of yours does not need to be put pen'd to paper


edit: you know what, i apologize that was uncalled for.

#1 star'd and keep it moving

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[warriorfan]

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[kennethgriffen]

if adam and eve were real we'd all look relatively the same. 6000 years isn't enough time for blacks/asians/natives/indians/whites to evolve from middle eastern blood


jesus died for the sins of 2 people that never existed


he was told a lie about being the son of god because mary was a virgin at the time and she had to say her pregnancy was a "miracle" since if she cheated and got pregnant then she would have been honor killed


jesus legit believed he was the son of god which is why he was so convincing

[TheMan]

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[TheMan]

if adam and eve were real we'd all look relatively the same. 6000 years isn't enough time for blacks/asians/natives/indians/whites to evolve from middle eastern blood


jesus died for the sins of 2 people that never existed


he was told a lie about being the son of god because mary was a virgin at the time and she had to say her pregnancy was a "miracle" since if she cheated and got pregnant then she would have been honor killed


jesus legit believed he was the son of god which is why he was so convincing
You're not supposed to take everything in the Bible literally you rube. :facepalm

Especially what's in the Old Testament.

Stop talking about the Christian religion, you really have no clue wtf you're talking about.

[kennethgriffen]

You're not supposed to take everything in the Bible literally you rube. :facepalm

Especially what's in the Old Testament.

Stop talking about the Christian religion, you really have no clue wtf you're talking about.


i know all about the magic loop holes religious people jump through when defending their texts


everything is a metaphor



however there is no metaphor for adam and eve. that part was in fact meant to be taken seriously.. 2 people started humanity


well thats impossible because people are so different around the globe. it would take hundreds of thousands of years apart from each other only mating in the same tribes in small villages to develop so differently

[coin24]

Can someone explain when Noah's arc occurred?

Was that another Adam and Eve scenario? Wiped everything and started again?
Why can't they do that again now then? I'm sure the place is way more fu*ked up now

[Vino24]

Can someone explain when Noah's arc occurred?

Was that another Adam and Eve scenario? Wiped everything and started again?
Why can't they do that again now then? I'm sure the place is way more fu*ked up now
Noah's arc is actually a believable tale passed down. Around that same time 12000 years ago we were hit by an asteroid which caused global flooding and pretty much reset the clock for humans

[coin24]

Noah's arc is actually a believable tale passed down. Around that same time 12000 years ago we were hit by an asteroid which caused global flooding and pretty much reset the clock for humans


The tale passed down from 12000 years ago when there was only 1 man 1 woman and a boat of animals?

He built a titanic by himself that fit thousands of animals? I dunno, it sounds slightly exaggerated:oldlol:

How many years ago was Adam and Eve then??

[fiddy]

Earth=Hell.

[kennethgriffen]

Earth=Hell.


would make sense... even the best of us are still kinda shitty

[Vino24]

would make sense... even the best of us are still kinda shitty
I don

[fiddy]

[QUOTE=Vino24]I don

[CelticBaller]

Imagine going to a dead forum to shit on religion

Atheist are so edgy

[kennethgriffen]

I don’t think heaven or hell is an all encompassing experience but rather an individual one. Be nice to people


owning your own universe and living forever spiritually doesn't sound all that bad TBH.. if you can keep your thoughts and awareness for eternity it would seem to be worth it even with the pain and anguish associated with it


for someone who equally believes in the possibility of nothingness i am far less scared of hell than losing all my experiences

[kennethgriffen]

Imagine going to a dead forum to shit on religion

Atheist are so edgy


atheism is a religion


blind faith cult following in the unknowable... i.e. a belief system people flock together to find a commonality and peace with their fate. its a crutch like anything else


if you truly wanna be a rebel choose neither side like me. we're the true outsiders

[CelticBaller]

atheism is a religion
No it isn

[kennethgriffen]

[QUOTE=CelticBaller]No it isn

[CelticBaller]

Atheism stands for the absence of religion(theism)

The word literally is the contrary of theism

[kennethgriffen]

religion[ ri-lij-uh n ]SHOW IPA
EXAMPLES|WORD ORIGIN|IDIOMSSEE MORE SYNONYMS FOR religion ON THESAURUS.COM
noun
a set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe, usually involving devotional and ritual observances.
a specific fundamental set of beliefs and practices generally agreed upon by a number of persons

[kennethgriffen]

Atheism stands for the absence of religion(theism)

The word literally is the contrary of theism


they played themselves

atheism is a belief system based on blind faith that has a cult following structure with a symbol/brand


its a religion

[CelticBaller]

And Atheist don

[CelticBaller]

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https://cdn.christianpost.com/files/cache/image/6/65/66563_w_725.jpg
Lmao this is your argument? Do you realize that religious people are also accepted in there? This is not a atheist only

[CelticBaller]

and there is no proof god exists or doesn't exist. saying he(it) doesn't is just as stupid
Except there is, overwhelming evidence that the major religions "god" don't exist as their scriptures contain several popular ancient myths from other cultures, have fake events in history and some were even written with a political agenda at the time

Oh god please, is agnosticism a religion as well?

https://www.google.com/search?q=agnostic+pendant&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS796US796&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjBq4HVo6XiAhXxT98KHfgUC0oQ_AUIDygC&biw=1920&bih=969

[CelticBaller]

TIL that NAMBLA is a church :applause:

[kennethgriffen]

Except there is, overwhelming evidence that the major religions "god" don't exist as their scriptures contain several popular ancient myths from other cultures, have fake events in history and some were even written with a political agenda at the time

Oh god please, is agnosticism a religion as well?

https://www.google.com/search?q=agnostic+pendant&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS796US796&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjBq4HVo6XiAhXxT98KHfgUC0oQ_AUIDygC&biw=1920&bih=969


god and religion are 2 completely different things


atheists denounce god ... an invisible idea of how the universe originated

it can neither be proven for or against


of course man made religion is 99.99999% bullshit. but i will never say god doesn't exist. then i would be a moron


i would also be a moron if i said he did

it goes both ways



level 4 agnosticism is the only sane thought process


its 50/50 on anything unknowable

[Patrick Chewing]

Atheism a religion? Who do they pray to?


:oldlol:

[Jasper]

Can someone explain when Noah's arc occurred?

Was that another Adam and Eve scenario? Wiped everything and started again?
Why can't they do that again now then? I'm sure the place is way more fu*ked up now
my great great great parents were on the Ark
my great great great great parents wrote the bible.

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