I got offered the best job in the world

[DaHeezy]

I just got asked to be a brand ambassador for a craft beer company

- Free beer within budget
- travel to all the beer festivals all over the world with company
- paid travel
- promote and pour beers at venues
- $23 an hour

Best part time job in the world and it's flexible. I only have to do 6 events a month. I can easily work this around my current job. This summer is gonna be fun!!

[insidehoops]

:cheers:

[DaHeezy]

:cheers:

When we partake in a festival in NY drinks on me buddy!

[bullettooth]

I'm looking forward to a job change myself. Been working on my resume, coverletter and portfolio for a number of months now. I hate my current job (the environment mostly, not so much the work itself).

I can't wait to bounce.

[egokiller]

Better know your shit. These guys that attend these beer venues do NOT fvck around. Be prepared to know the answers to these key questions:

1.

[DaHeezy]

I'm looking forward to a job change myself. Been working on my resume, coverletter and portfolio for a number of months now. I hate my current job (the environment mostly, not so much the work itself).

I can't wait to bounce.

This isn't a career change for me. This is just a means of acquiring an extra skillset. I'd recommend having many skills under you belt. The right career will follow.

[DaHeezy]

[QUOTE=egokiller]Better know your shit. These guys that attend these beer venues do NOT fvck around. Be prepared to know the answers to these key questions:

1.

[Vino24]

LeBron fam stays winning in Life :cheers: hopefully they send you to Oktoberfest in Munich that would be neat to see the professionals ;)

[bullettooth]

This isn't a career change for me. This is just a means of acquiring an extra skillset. I'd recommend having many skills under you belt. The right career will follow.

No, I already have a career, finding work won't be a problem, i've just allowed too many years to go by without a change and the place im at is shit.

[fiddy]

LeBron fam stays winning in Life :cheers: hopefully they send you to Oktoberfest in Munich that would be neat to see the professionals ;)
So much winning
burger flippers, disabled autists, bouncers, bartenders :rolleyes:

[DaHeezy]

So much winning
burger flippers, disabled autists, bouncers, bartenders :rolleyes:
I earn my income as a business broker. I work maybe 20 hrs tops a week and still pull 6 figures. I occasionally work behind the bar or manage the door when my friends in the industry need extra help. I do it for shits and giggles and to hang out if I got nothing else to do.
Now I got a gig that gives me free beer, travel for free AND get paid $20+/hr which takes up little of my spare time? Yeah, I guess you can roll your eyes at me.

[And1AllDay]

LeFam always winning :banana:

Congrats Da HeezY! :cheers:

[And1AllDay]

So much winning
burger flippers (Pickernroller) disabled autists (3ball) bouncers (prob you) bartenders

done

[DaHeezy]

LeBron fam stays winning in Life :cheers: hopefully they send you to Oktoberfest in Munich that would be neat to see the professionals ;)


LOL, they have the best beers in the world there. I'm sure they wouldn't invite a small craft brew to participate in the biggest beer event in the world. But it would be dope to hit up.

[DaHeezy]

LeFam always winning :banana:

Congrats Da HeezY! :cheers:

:cheers:

[red1]

in before OP gets fired on the first day.

[DaHeezy]

in before OP gets fired on the first day.

My chances of getting fired are as good as the Raptors winning the NBA finals. Not gonna happen

[DaHeezy]

I got my first gig on Friday! Just picked up a case of each beer. Gonna do a beer tasting on a craft beer boat cruise party!! It's a hot one in Vancouver this weekend. Free beer on a boat and getting paid. :pimp:

[DaHeezy]

My chances of getting fired are as good as the Raptors winning the NBA finals. Not gonna happen

:eek:
I forgot about that one

[TheMan]

:eek:
I forgot about that one
Yeah, didn't age well at all.

[DaHeezy]

Yeah, didn't age well at all.

Lol, could be a premonition. Lose this job on the first day :lol

[Vino24]

op about to get fired and OD on a blunt :oldlol:

[Kblaze8855]

Thats a pretty much dream situation as a side job.

[Nanners]

I earn my income as a business broker. I work maybe 20 hrs tops a week and still pull 6 figures. I occasionally work behind the bar or manage the door when my friends in the industry need extra help. I do it for shits and giggles and to hang out if I got nothing else to do.
Now I got a gig that gives me free beer, travel for free AND get paid $20+/hr which takes up little of my spare time? Yeah, I guess you can roll your eyes at me.

So just to be clear, you work 20 hrs a week and pull 6 figures as a bartender/bouncer and "business broker" (whatever that means)... yet in the OP you made a point of mentioning that you are getting a whopping $23/hr with this new "best job in the world" :oldlol:

Maybe you and Kblaze can start a business that buys and sells believable lies to be used on internet message boards...

[DaHeezy]

Thats a pretty much dream situation as a side job.

It's a great side gig. Paid to promote beer and get free product. Got my first gig today. :cheers:

[DaHeezy]

So just to be clear, you work 20 hrs a week and pull 6 figures as a bartender/bouncer and "business broker" (whatever that means)... yet in the OP you made a point of mentioning that you are getting a whopping $23/hr with this new "best job in the world" :oldlol:

Maybe you and Kblaze can start a business that buys and sells believable lies to be used on internet message boards...

Brokering for business doesn't require much time. You can do from home. It's easy. Take one business and introduce to another. They shake hands. You take care of the transactions. It's so simple even a walking banana like you could handle it. I only work the door or behind the bar when friends dial me up. Which is maybe once or twice a month?

I'm about to jump on a boat with other craft brewery reps and give away beer on the sunny oceans of Vancouver. Life is too good. But go ahead and obsess on the life of others. Keep it in you ISH log book of poster history. :cheers:

[Nanners]

Brokering for business doesn't require much time. You can do from home. It's easy. Take one business and introduce to another. They shake hands. You take care of the transactions. It's so simple even a walking banana like you could handle it. I only work the door or behind the bar when friends dial me up. Which is maybe once or twice a month?

I'm about to jump on a boat with other craft brewery reps and give away beer on the sunny oceans of Vancouver. Life is too good. But go ahead and obsess on the life of others. Keep it in you ISH log book of poster history. :cheers:



Yes, writing a couple sentences about the contradictions in someones post is "obsessing" :oldlol:

Have fun on the water! No doubt its a beautiful day in the pacific northwest :cheers:

[DaHeezy]

Yes, writing a couple sentences about the contradictions in someones post is "obsessing" :oldlol:

Have fun on the water! No doubt its a beautiful day in the pacific northwest :cheers:
It's actually kind of cloudy here. Looks like it might rain in couple of hours.

We're doing some guest taps in Oregon. You should hit it up. I'll buy your first beer

[GimmeThat]

It's like marketing is dead because legality isn't scientific.

[DaHeezy]

It's like marketing is dead because legality isn't scientific.
I have no idea what you meant there :lol

[DaHeezy]

I've been killing it doing these promo events the company wants to promote me as an outside sales rep :lol
I turned that down. Not gonna stop my full time to grind in one of the hardest industries in the world to grow

[Turbo Slayer]

Good for you!

:cheers:

[plowking]

Thats a pretty much dream situation as a side job.

Taking clients out drinking isn't nearly as fun as it sounds when you have consistent nights heading home after 10pm, and waking up slightly hungover for work which you go to at 9am the next day.

[DaHeezy]

Taking clients out drinking isn't nearly as fun as it sounds when you have consistent nights heading home after 10pm, and waking up slightly hungover for work which you go to at 9am the next day.

That's not what I do though. I travel to beer festivals and pitch beer to the public. No need to schmooze clients.

As a bonus I get a commission on the amount of beers I serve. At these events we take tokens which we can cash in at the end of the day. A certain amount taken pays out a percentage. These beer festivals are usually during the day for 4-6 hours. Except for the one I did a couple of weeks ago on that boat cruise. Think of it as a travelling glorified bartender who gets to keep leftover product.

[AirTupac]

Imagine being hyped about being a beer promoter. What a loser :roll: :roll: :roll:

Go OD on a blunt Godzuki loser

[DaHeezy]

Imagine being hyped about being a beer promoter. What a loser :roll: :roll: :roll:

Go OD on a blunt Godzuki loser

Getting paid to travel with all expenses covered, get free beer, and all I have to do is serve and talk about it. And they pay me $20+ and hour plus tip. Yeah, nothing to get hyped about

Meanwhile, you work at your family garage fetching wrenches for your dad. I guess there's no comparison hey Godzuki? BTW, how useless is Anthony Davis?

[egokiller]

Imagine being hyped about being a beer promoter. What a loser :roll: :roll: :roll:

Go OD on a blunt Godzuki loser

He's trying to make the best out of a not so pleasant experience that he got suckered into doing. :lol

Sounds exciting, and I'm sure he was excited at his first few events, but you have to figure, he's standing for 6 hours straight at an outdoor summer beer festival in 100 degree humid weather with the sun beating down on him all day having to give the same pitch over and over and over. That would get really boring really quick. The kicker is, no one there wants to hear anyone talk about how special their beer is compared to the one in the next tent over. They just want to try the beer and move onto the next tent as there are 100's of beer stands at these events that need to be visited. This is his life atm. Not the worse gig, but certainly not something worth bragging about.

https://dvmzgq36yy8ja.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Breckenridge-summer-beer-fesitval.jpg

[scuzzy]

Dope :cheers:


All the booze reps i've dealt with seem to love their job and overall have a sense of well being

[DaHeezy]

He's trying to make the best out of a not so pleasant experience that he got suckered into doing. :lol

Sounds exciting, and I'm sure he was excited at his first few events, but you have to figure, he's standing for 6 hours straight at an outdoor summer beer festival in 100 degree humid weather with the sun beating down on him all day having to give the same pitch over and over and over. That would get really boring really quick. The kicker is, no one there wants to hear anyone talk about how special their beer is compared to the one in the next tent over. They just want to try the beer and move onto the next tent as there are 100's of beer stands at these events that need to be visited. This is his life atm. Not the worse gig, but certainly not something worth bragging about.

https://dvmzgq36yy8ja.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Breckenridge-summer-beer-fesitval.jpg

Hanging out under the sun serving beer is boring? Lol. You honestly think that's how the patrons are? Craft beer is a culture. These people LOVE to talk about product. I actually prefer if they move on. And when I'm not pouring I'm walking around a festival of activities and trying out other beers. Plus we take the extra product home free.

You're telling me doing that 8-12 hours a month gets old? Sure. It would be like you getting paid to hate Lebron and talk about it. And here you are doing it 24/7. Hasn't gotten that old for you :lol

[DaHeezy]

Dope :cheers:


All the booze reps i've dealt with seem to love their job and overall have a sense of well being

I wouldn't want to be a rep. That's a little too much of a grind. But they definitely enjoy what they do. But it is a competitive space. Being an ambassador has all same.perks without the grind. Easy side gig. I'm heading over to the brewery today to try a small batch of a Pina colada IPA we're promoting. I get to take a 6 pk home plus some demo supply. Lol. And they're paying me to go there. Doesn't get any better than that!

[Bosnian Sajo]

He's trying to make the best out of a not so pleasant experience that he got suckered into doing. :lol

Sounds exciting, and I'm sure he was excited at his first few events, but you have to figure, he's standing for 6 hours straight at an outdoor summer beer festival in 100 degree humid weather with the sun beating down on him all day having to give the same pitch over and over and over. That would get really boring really quick. The kicker is, no one there wants to hear anyone talk about how special their beer is compared to the one in the next tent over. They just want to try the beer and move onto the next tent as there are 100's of beer stands at these events that need to be visited. This is his life atm. Not the worse gig, but certainly not something worth bragging about.

https://dvmzgq36yy8ja.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Breckenridge-summer-beer-fesitval.jpg


DrEaM jOb!!!!! I'm sWeAtInG aNd GaInInG wEiGhT, pLuS mY lIvEr Is ****Ed AnD mY hEaD wIlL bE tHrObBiNg ToMoRrOw MoRnInG!! wOuLd YoU cArE fOr AnOtHeR pItChEr, SiR?!?


LiViNg My BeSt LiFe!!



You're basically a glorified waitress. Not even glorified, you're literally bragging about being a waitress :oldlol:

[ArbitraryWater]

yea, but how often a month is it?

[egokiller]

Hanging out under the sun serving beer is boring? Lol.

For 6 hours a day having to give the same pitch all day long, yes that will get boring quick. It's not like you are doing any activity while drinking like say golfing for instance. And getting paid to travel is pretty much common place these days. I travel all over and obviously my work pays for it. I have my own corporate travel agent. Just tell her where I need to be and everything gets booked for me. I have Ambassador Elite status at Marriott. (Fvck Hilton :lol)

[Bosnian Sajo]

For 6 hours a day having to give the same pitch all day long, yes that will get boring quick. It's not like you are doing any activity while drinking like say golfing for instance. And getting paid to travel is pretty much common place these days. I travel all over and obviously my work pays for it. I have my own corporate travel agent. Just tell her where I need to be and everything gets booked for me. I have Ambassador Elite status at Marriott. (Fvck Hilton :lol)


My boy out here killing it. Guess that's where you got the username from :pimp:

[egokiller]

My boy out here killing it. Guess that's where you got the username from :pimp:

Sometimes you just have to being them back down to reality.


wOuLd YoU cArE fOr AnOtHeR pItChEr, SiR?!?

:roll:

Another pitcher. If he does that he'll be out of beer 1 hour into the show. :lol

[AirTupac]

DrEaM jOb!!!!! I'm sWeAtInG aNd GaInInG wEiGhT, pLuS mY lIvEr Is ****Ed AnD mY hEaD wIlL bE tHrObBiNg ToMoRrOw MoRnInG!! wOuLd YoU cArE fOr AnOtHeR pItChEr, SiR?!?


LiViNg My BeSt LiFe!!



You're basically a glorified waitress. Not even glorified, you're literally bragging about being a waitress :oldlol:


Lmfao thats the best part. He's literally a server in the heat promoting beer for 8 hours+. Sick dream job loser. Every bartender in the world has a better gig than that.

[egokiller]

yea, but how often a month is it?

Apparently 8-12 hours. But it may be more than that. For some reason he equates 10 posts a day to posting 24/7. :lol

[egokiller]

Lmfao thats the best part. He's literally a server in the heat promoting beer for 8 hours+. Sick dream job loser. Every bartender in the world has a better gig than that.

I have to meet the guy that sold him on this gig. Now there's a salesman!

Guy walks into a bar and announces "hey I'm tried of sweating my ass off at these events pouring beer and talking about it all day. Anyone care to take my spot?"

DaHeezy's looks up from the corner of the bar as others look away, some scrambling to leave the establishment.

He replies: "I'm your huckleberry" :oldlol:

[Bosnian Sajo]

I have to meet the guy that sold him on this gig. Now there's a salesman!

Guy walks into a bar and announces "hey I'm tried of sweating my ass off at these events pouring beer and talking about it all day. Anyone care to take my spot?"

DaHeezy's looks up from the corner of the bar as others look away, some scrambling to leave the establishment.

He replies: "I'm your huckleberry" :oldlol:


:oldlol:

Idk if he's a good salesman or if DaSleezy is just gulible AF. He mentioned in another thread he plays co-ed rec bball at the Y to meet women!! Doesn't take much to talk him into something, apparently :roll:

[egokiller]

:oldlol:

Idk if he's a good salesman or if DaSleezy is just gulible AF. He mentioned in another thread he plays co-ed rec bball at the Y to meet women!! Doesn't take much to talk him into something, apparently :roll:

I remember that thread. Everyone was ripping on him telling him that if you want to meet women in sports, go play co-ed soft ball. Rec bball and bball leagues are to actually have competitive games.

[Bosnian Sajo]

http://www.volocity.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Basketball-coed-dribble2.jpg

Nice try, Becky! Maybe we go to my tent later for a pitcher of this new lager I'm serving, give you some tips to improve your LaYuPs ;)

[DaHeezy]

Lol, the caveman, the flipflopper, and the fraud with the triple team. Classic

[DaHeezy]

yea, but how often a month is it?

Four hours a day. Like 2-4 days a month.

[warriorfan]

:oldlol:

Idk if he's a good salesman or if DaSleezy is just gulible AF. He mentioned in another thread he plays co-ed rec bball at the Y to meet women!! Doesn't take much to talk him into something, apparently :roll:

DaSleezy

:roll:

That was pretty good

[DaHeezy]

DrEaM jOb!!!!! I'm sWeAtInG aNd GaInInG wEiGhT, pLuS mY lIvEr Is ****Ed AnD mY hEaD wIlL bE tHrObBiNg ToMoRrOw MoRnInG!! wOuLd YoU cArE fOr AnOtHeR pItChEr, SiR?!?


LiViNg My BeSt LiFe!!



You're basically a glorified waitress. Not even glorified, you're literally bragging about being a waitress :oldlol:

Lol, how did I know the sheep herder would come in and try to belittle something no promotion company would ever hire him for.

Literally, the down syndrome version of the wolf guy from twilight is gonna too put down what I'm doing. Too funny.

I almost gaurantee I make more doing this without the perks than what he's doing full time.

[egokiller]

Make sure you wear your sun block, sun glasses, and have plenty of water on hand. Beer dehydrates the body.

We don't need you getting hurt out there! :lol

[ArbitraryWater]

Four hours a day. Like 2-4 days a month.

perf :applause:

[DaHeezy]

Make sure you wear your sun block, sun glasses, and have plenty of water on hand. Beer dehydrates the body.

We don't need you getting hurt out there! :lol

That stuff is all standard. Plus these festivals usually provide cold mist sprinklers. Ain't nobody dying out here. Next gig I hit is the Squamish Beer festival. Right in the Valley. We get to to stay at the resort while we're there.

I got guest passes with 5 free tokens if any ISHers want to check it out.

[Bosnian Sajo]

Lol, how did I know the sheep herder would come in and try to belittle something no promotion company would ever hire him for.

Literally, the down syndrome version of the wolf guy from twilight is gonna too put down what I'm doing. Too funny.

I almost gaurantee I make more doing this without the perks than what he's doing full time.


55k fresh outta college including paid 401k no matching required.


Sup lil bih

[Bosnian Sajo]

This morning my company literally paid me to clown you, you do realize that? While you're sitting at home doing this fore free I'm getting paid to **** with you. :roll:

[DaHeezy]

This morning my company literally paid me to clown you, you do realize that? While you're sitting at home doing this fore free I'm getting paid to **** with you. :roll:

I make 6 figures as a broker. Lol. I already have half a mil in equity on my property. You ain't shit. This beer thing is just a reason to drink and get paid. You don't even know the difference between a server and a bartender for you to even compare what I do because you are too socially inept. And yeah, with the incentive and tips I would make more than you if I did this job full time, as a "glorified server". Let that sink in you neanderthal fukkface. :lol

Let's see, I make more than you doing less work, I'm actually good looking and you look like a downs version of Ben Stiller, I ain't a social loser introvert who got bullied as a teen.
Yup, safe to say I've one upped this idiot in life as well.

[Nanners]

I make 6 figures as a broker. Lol. I already have half a mil in equity on my property. You ain't shit. This beer thing is just a reason to drink and get paid. You don't even know the difference between a server and a bartender for you to even compare what I do because you are too socially inept. And yeah, with the incentive and tips I would make more than you if I did this job full time, as a "glorified server". Let that sink in you neanderthal fukkface. :lol

Are you going to be mixing drinks and doing actual bartender stuff or just pouring beers?

[DaHeezy]

Are you going to be mixing drinks and doing actual bartender stuff or just pouring beers?
Just pouring beer. It's not a bartender type setup. Although I have my bartending licence which you need to serve alcohol in any format.

If you have ever been to a beer festival it's just a booth where we bring a couple of all seasons and seasonals or one offs and pour into a 4 ounce beer sampler. They usually cost about 2 to 3 dollars a token. It's generally a token for a sampler. At the end we cash in the tokens we collect.

We have a portable tap which makes it easy for the bigger venues. Last gig I did was a yacht party so I had to pour out of cans. But it's better since I keep leftover product.

[Bosnian Sajo]

I make 6 figures as a broker. Lol. I already have half a mil in equity on my property. You ain't shit. This beer thing is just a reason to drink and get paid. You don't even know the difference between a server and a bartender for you to even compare what I do because you are too socially inept. And yeah, with the incentive and tips I would make more than you if I did this job full time, as a "glorified server". Let that sink in you neanderthal fukkface. :lol

Let's see, I make more than you doing less work, I'm actually good looking and you look like a downs version of Ben Stiller, I ain't a social loser introvert who got bullied as a teen.
Yup, safe to say I've one upped this idiot in life as well.


Everyone on the internet, ISH especially, has half a milly~milly :sleeping At least I can confidently say what I make, and this is with only 6 months of work experience under my belt lol. Even if I stayed at this level for the rest of my life, elhamdullilah Ik that bare minimum I'll be able to live modestly and comfortably.


Btw I don't work much bud, because I preform at my position I only "work" aprox 15hrs a week. The other 25 is fill-ins. Who you kidding, you ain't cute :oldlol: You wouldn't be at the Y trying to "pick up women" in the middle of a rec basketball game if you were. THANKYOUCOMEAGAIN!!



Can I get another pitcher, please?

[Bosnian Sajo]

We have a portable tap which makes it easy for the bigger venues. Last gig I did was a yacht party so I had to pour out of cans. But it's better since I keep leftover product.


They let him keep the fizzy part in the last 1/4 of the cans :oldlol: Boy gobbled that shit up, free's free amirite?

[DaHeezy]

Everyone on the internet, ISH especially, has half a milly~milly :sleeping At least I can confidently say what I make, and this is with only 6 months of work experience under my belt lol. Even if I stayed at this level for the rest of my life, elhamdullilah Ik that bare minimum I'll be able to live modestly and comfortably.


Btw I don't work much bud, because I preform at my position I only "work" aprox 15hrs a week. The other 25 is fill-ins. Who you kidding, you ain't cute :oldlol: You wouldn't be at the Y trying to "pick up women" in the middle of a rec basketball game if you were. THANKYOUCOMEAGAIN!!



Can I get another pitcher, please?

:roll:
Holy shit do you ever try too hard. Lol
"THANKYOUCOMEAGAIN"
WTF are you, 14?

Do you know what a broker does? Think high end real estate agent. Which means the actual "work" is probably 5 hours a week. And I make twice as much as you

You know what equity is? I bought property 10 years ago. I paid 10 years of mortgage and my property value tripled. Banked cash.

Simple right? Wait, you're too much of an imbecile to know the difference between a server and a bartender

But yeah, keep rippin into what I do. Lol. All you show is your obsession of me. Your comebacks reek of desperation.

BTW, try the rec approach. With your looks you need all the help you can get. Really

[DaHeezy]

They let him keep the fizzy part in the last 1/4 of the cans :oldlol: Boy gobbled that shit up, free's free amirite?
:facepalm
You're kidding right? Are you really this dumb?

You bring 10 flats (24 cans). You pour out 8 flats. You can split the 48 cans. And that's just one flavor.

You really think we pour out half a cans worth a day? :lol

Keep trying though :cheers:

[DaHeezy]

We did 3 festivals in a row and I literally have to buy a second fridge I have so much free beer :lol
I'm gonna start a side biz of late night pick up. All beer and liquor here closes by 11:00 PM. I might do a midnight service for $5 a beer. Either that or throw a massive BBQ party and charge per head

[egokiller]

We did 3 festivals in a row and I literally have to buy a second fridge I have so much free beer :lol
I'm gonna start a side biz of late night pick up. All beer and liquor here closes by 11:00 PM. I might do a midnight service for $5 a beer. Either that or throw a massive BBQ party and charge per head

If you do make sure you at least have the guy pouring the beer doing it right. This last BBQ I was at dude had some lil neighborhood nikka doing the pours and he wasn't even tilting the glass to get a proper poor. :lol

[DaHeezy]

If you do make sure you at least have the guy pouring the beer doing it right. This last BBQ I was at dude had some lil neighborhood nikka doing the pours and he wasn't even tilting the glass to get a proper poor. :lol

No need to pour. They all in cans. Just grab and go at my BBQ