I just got a phone call from some guy about a job offer

[Patrick Chewing]

Weirdest thing ever. I was at home feeding my goldfish and my home phone rang, so I picked it up. I couldn’t understand the gentleman that well, but he just seemed rather excited and kept asking me if I had a good time last night at the bar. He kept thanking me for the opportunity and kept asking me when he could start and all that. You could imagine the state of confusion that I was in, that I didn’t realize I overfed Patricio my goldfish. I thought it was a crank call or someone within the government playing a joke on me. I hung up and immediately called my father to tell him about what happened.

This is going to be a weird summer.

[Im so nba'd out]

[QUOTE=Patrick Chewing]Weirdest thing ever. I was at home feeding my best friend(goldfish) and my home phone rang, so I picked it up. I couldn

[ArbitraryWater]

funny, but why not mention the beer promotion more?

[DaHeezy]

I have his contacts. Give me your email. I'll send over.

[Patrick Chewing]

I have his contacts. Give me your email. I'll send over.


I don’t want to be involved in whatever type of pyramid scheme this is.

And even if this is true that the poor guy was given my number by accident or deliberately by probably some low-life degenerate tequila-drinking Mayan savage, there is very little I can do to help. I hope the poor guy can find honest work out there in the craft beer field or wherever.

[DaHeezy]

[QUOTE=Patrick Chewing]I don

[Bosnian Sajo]

Good looking out. Give me your email though. I'd like to etransfer you $0.75 to get a new goldfish


:facepalm

[DaHeezy]

:facepalm

This idiot isn't even following the comedy trail. If you don't understand what's happening go back to your cave moron :lol

[Bosnian Sajo]

This idiot isn't even following the comedy trail. If you don't understand what's happening go back to your cave moron :lol


No, it's just that you're so unfunny it's cringeworthy.



"Oh let me etransfer you 75 cents (because you overfed your goldfish)"


It's legit embarrassing.

[DaHeezy]

No, it's just that you're so unfunny it's cringeworthy.



"Oh let me etransfer you 75 cents (because you overfed your goldfish)"


It's legit embarrassing.

Like I said, if you don't understand the comedy trail, stay back in your cave. Lol, no need to ruin another thread over an obsession of me

[tomtucker]

is the fish okay ? :(

[Patrick Chewing]

is the fish okay ? :(


Poor Patricio didn

[egokiller]

No, it's just that you're so unfunny it's cringeworthy.



"Oh let me etransfer you 75 cents (because you overfed your goldfish)"


It's legit embarrassing.
:roll:

[SpaceJam2]

Like I said, if you don't understand the comedy trail, stay back in your cave. Lol, no need to ruin another thread over an obsession of me

:lol

[Draz]

You mean prank call? I never heard crank call before other than my grandparents saying it always thought they were saying it wrong

[Nanners]

wow yet another great post thats totally not already played out... also I love the joke about having a home phone line