Today is my birthday and since I have no woman in my life, I am taking myself out

[PWB15]

so i plan to go to NYC, do some clothes shopping at Macys and some other men clothing stores, upgrade my phone at a T mobile in Manhattan. Then go to a sports bar in Times sqaure and get some delicious finger foods


Please don't laugh at me, its better than sitting home in my underwear LOL:lol

[stalkerforlife]

Sounds like a way better time than hanging out with a woman.

[fiddy]

Please don't laugh at me, its better than sitting home in my underwear LOL:lol

While that's true, it's not better than:
-titty bar
-hooker
-getting shitfaced with friends

[stalkerforlife]

While that's true, it's not better than:
-titty bar
-hooker
-getting shitfaced with friends

It's way better than all that debauchery.

[highwhey]

have fun OP

[1987_Lakers]

My weekend is off to a bad start, got a traffic ticket last night, but I have a date tonight so hopefully the weekend overall turns out decent.

[PWB15]

Sounds like a way better time than hanging out with a woman.

why would u say that? lol

[stalkerforlife]

why would u say that? lol

Why don't you have a woman in your life?

Is it because they're so wonderful?

[dude77]

for a sec I thought that read take myself out .. as in .. never know with all the simps walking around






















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[SomeBlackDude]

Please don't laugh at me

why would we? sounds like a damn good day to me. nice new threads. new phone. night out in times square (even though there's too many damn tourists there for my liking :mad: )

happy birthday. :cheers:

[DaHeezy]

What about friends? They should be taking care of you

[PWB15]

What about friends? They should be taking care of you


all my male friends are either married or relocated. i had a lady friend but she faded off on me

[DaHeezy]

all my male friends are either married or relocated. i had a lady friend but she faded off on me

At the end of they day they're your friends right? 90% of my homies are married but they'll drop almost anything to celebrate my birthday. Have a BBQ at your pad. See who your true friends are

[stalkerforlife]

At the end of they day they're your friends right? 90% of my homies are married but they'll drop almost anything to celebrate my birthday. Have a BBQ at your pad. See who your true friends are

Most of us don't have friends.

[BurningHammer]

I may not be here that often or I really know you, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :cheers:

[nathanjizzle]

Hope u had fun. Love your own company first. Some people depend on having another person with them to do anything because they get lonely. It's pathetic

[ArbitraryWater]

Hope you had a great time :cheers:

Happy B-Day

[Charlie Sheen]

day late HAPPY BIRTHDAY OP!

[coin24]

That sounds like a good day, happy bday:cheers:

Who said titty bar? That is the saddest loser place on earth:oldlol:

[Jasper]

so i plan to go to NYC, do some clothes shopping at Macys and some other men clothing stores, upgrade my phone at a T mobile in Manhattan. Then go to a sports bar in Times sqaure and get some delicious finger foods


Please don't laugh at me, its better than sitting home in my underwear LOL:lol
sounds gay to me.

[Rocket]

:facepalm Wow, what a sad pathetic person with no woman and apparently no friends. I think it is time for the OP to take a long look at his life and make some MAJOR changes.

[sammichoffate]

:facepalm Wow, what a sad pathetic person with no woman and apparently no friends. I think it is time for the OP to take a long look at his life and make some MAJOR changes.You have an avi of a raccoon. Let that sink in. OP might have gone through some srs shit so stop being a dickwad.

[TheMan]

You have an avi of a raccoon. Let that sink in. OP might have gone through some srs shit so stop being a dickwad.
Lol

[Rocket]

You have an avi of a raccoon. Let that sink in. OP might have gone through some srs shit so stop being a dickwad.
:roll:
I may have a raccoon for an avatar but I have been married for 26 years and have more friends than I can count. I have never spent a birthday alone. Someone like that obviously has issues that are driving people away.

[iamgine]

for a sec I thought that read take myself out .. as in .. never know with all the simps walking around

Wasn't that the intention?

[Bosnian Sajo]

Lmfao I read the title as if "taking myself out" meant offing yourself :lol


Glad to see you're treating yourself!

[PWB15]

:facepalm Wow, what a sad pathetic person with no woman and apparently no friends. I think it is time for the OP to take a long look at his life and make some MAJOR changes.


I have friends but we are all older and most of them relocated or married and dont hang out as much

[PWB15]

:facepalm Wow, what a sad pathetic person with no woman and apparently no friends. I think it is time for the OP to take a long look at his life and make some MAJOR changes.


And women go on vacation by themselves so what is the difference?????

[sammichoffate]

I have friends but we are all older and most of them relocated or married and dont hang out as muchAre you in your 20's OP?