View Full Version : Damn Shaq. He knows hes supposed to go easy on a normie.
Kblaze8855
06-23-2019, 08:22 PM
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And even if not...you dont give him the off arm and punishment.
Though it being shaq...we cant rule out there being an element of comedy we cant easily identify from afar.
Most NBA players dont go too hard vs normal people. The only exception ive run into in person is KG...who ive seen go game 7 hard vs scrubs back in the 90s. Pippen delivering hard fouls in the celebrity game years ago was pretty amusing too though.
LAmbruh
06-23-2019, 08:22 PM
MDE gonna MDE :roll: :roll:
stalkerforlife
06-23-2019, 08:23 PM
Offensive foul.
Kblaze8855
06-23-2019, 08:30 PM
In his defense its probably hard for Shaq to even tell the difference between real competition and a nobody.
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Remember him literally lifting Mutombo off the ground with his backdowns in the 01 finals? Shaq vs a regular human instead of an NBA player? Its like one of us playing a normal 9 year old vs a big 9 year old.
It reminds me of the drill Sargent in Full Metal Jacket. He doesnt discriminate. You are all equally worthless.
Cleverness
06-23-2019, 08:36 PM
It looks like Shaq just wanted to dunk, so he moved him outta the way to avoid any injuries
Being shoved like that isn't as dangerous as Shaq landing on him or Shaq getting injured in the air
scuzzy
06-23-2019, 08:39 PM
It looks like Shaq just wanted to dunk, so he moved him outta the way to avoid any injuries
Being shoved like that isn't as dangerous as Shaq landing on him or Shaq getting injured in the air
was thinking the same
that was probably the safest scenario for little man
Shaq could've easily tornado'd him and concussed ol boy with a quick spin and elbow to the skull
egokiller
06-23-2019, 09:15 PM
What is that kid looking at? Why is he not looking to front shaq and steal the ball instead of letting the pass come into Shaq with him looking away? :oldlol:
IGOTGAME
06-23-2019, 09:32 PM
What is that kid looking at? Why is he not looking to front shaq and steal the ball instead of letting the pass come into Shaq with him looking away? :oldlol:
You cant front Shaq at the size. Also no help defense. There is legit nothing he could do except take an elbow to the mouth and call a charge
RoundMoundOfReb
06-23-2019, 11:07 PM
Pretty much the same thing he did to NBA centers. Probably had the best prime ever.
RoundMoundOfReb
06-23-2019, 11:08 PM
What is that kid looking at? Why is he not looking to front shaq and steal the ball instead of letting the pass come into Shaq with him looking away? :oldlol:
How is that midget supposed to front shaq? Even I could throw a post entry to shaq over that guy...
90sgoat
06-23-2019, 11:11 PM
That fat little midget was out of shape.
I'd have elbowed Shaq hard in the kidneys then done my best Laimbeer expression when Shaq got ejected for trying to kick my ass.
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