LeBron Fans: A Pyschological Case Study

[MoBe1Kanobi]

Let's discuss LeBron fans

This is one LeBron fan who's videos I've watched yesterday when I was bored

Its a simulation 2k video on Kobe's career without Shaq

https://youtu.be/rf-gskR_2Fo

Watch this and skip to 5:20 mark for the perfect definition of the pyschology of a LeStan

In this simulation he's running, for whatever reason Kobe's teams tend to do well when he produces B level stats and worse record wise when he's putting up A level gawdy stats.

Any regular hoop fan understands this basic basketball phenomenon. Stats for one player =\ team success. Common sense.

But just watch his reaction at the 5:20 mark, this LeBron fan LITERALLY CANNOT COMPUTE

:roll: :hammerhead:

Head looks like it might explode when he's trying to figure out how a player can have better stats than a previous season and a worse team as a result.

[RealSkipBayless]

From what we

[NBAGOAT]

the guy's a dumbass. However the explanation is pretty simple, teammates got better coaching got better etc.

[TheCorporation]

LeBron

[TheMan]

LeStans only understand stats, not actually the game itself.

Their heads blow up when they learn that Wilt didn't win a chip the year he avged 50 ppg :oldlol:

Idiots :facepalm

[Manny98]

Even on 2k Kobe misses the playoffs his first year without Shaq :roll: :roll: :roll:

[MoBe1Kanobi]

Even on 2k Kobe misses the playoffs his first year without Shaq :roll: :roll: :roll:
Same simulation said Kobe wins the title his second season with a second option of vlade

[Vino24]

op should still be sleeping. got to rest up for that graveyard shift sweeping the floors

[Spurs m8]

LeStans only understand stats, not actually the game itself.

Their heads blow up when they learn that Wilt didn't win a chip the year he avged 50 ppg :oldlol:

Idiots :facepalm

This.

Wheels is a prime example....as is every other deadshit Bron stan on here.

[Spurs m8]

op should still be sleeping. got to rest up for that graveyard shift sweeping the floors

Is that the best you've got?

Something totally off topic, because you know you're a classic case of this stupidity?

We already all know you're a moron, don't sweat it, bro

[Gus Hemmingway]

Even on 2k Kobe misses the playoffs his first year without Shaq :roll: :roll: :roll:
:roll: :roll: :roll:

[egokiller]

Lebron stans successfully troll those who understand MJ is GOAT.

:roll:

Funniest shit I've ever read on ISH. We literally made these guys make 20 alts on this board and talk to themselves at night. :lol

[MoBe1Kanobi]

op should still be sleeping. got to rest up for that graveyard shift sweeping the floors
Weak joke

But let's say I analyze it srsly

The Kobe vs LeBron debate is basically philosophical

Kobe as a philosophical concept represents conservatism, privacy, ruthless capitalism, work ethic, and a celebration of past history (Kobe places basketball history as something sanctimonious)

LeBron as a philosophical concept represents liberalism, outgoingness, socialism, talent over hard work, and an obsession towards the future (LeBron probably would feel like a cool schoolgirl if Zion wanted to be his bff vs if someone like MJ or Dr.J wanted to associate with him)

Kobe fans literally can't be lazy AND happy with themselves. It goes against their belief system. Kobe fans understand that you may not always attain success, but that should always be the goal at the same time. This is important because in the Kobe style philosophy, understanding that success should always be prioritized is even more important than success itself

It is natural for a Kobe fan to work hard and to achieve success. We digest this mentality everytime we watch Kobe and everytime we debate LeStans, since this mentality is the ultimate basis of our disagreements.

So

Basically

It is likely that you're a lazy slightly obese bum who thinks he's buff enough to put a #6 heat jersey on to try to portray himself as naturally talented like his idol to make up for his real life lack of success. Which is quite funny considering that LeBron is similarly image conscious and usually prioritizes aesthetics over substance. You become similarly successful in your line of work as LeBron is in his when it comes to the ultimate goal. He's 3-6 in the finals and your 3/9 at putting up the wet sign after mopping.

Nice :applause:

[Gus Hemmingway]

LeBron stans living rent free :roll:

OP obsessing about the stans all over the internet :lol

Dude literally writing essays over some YouTube stan

[egokiller]

Weak joke

But let's say I analyze it srsly

The Kobe vs LeBron debate is basically philosophical

Kobe as a philosophical concept represents conservatism, privacy, ruthless capitalism, work ethic, and a celebration of past history (Kobe places basketball history as something sanctimonious)

LeBron as a philosophical concept represents liberalism, outgoingness, socialism, talent over hard work, and an obsession towards the future (LeBron probably would feel like a cool schoolgirl if Zion wanted to be his bff vs if someone like MJ or Dr.J wanted to associate with him)

Kobe fans literally can't be lazy AND happy with themselves. It goes against their belief system. Kobe fans understand that you may not always attain success, but that should always be the goal at the same time. This is important because in the Kobe style philosophy, understanding that success should always be prioritized is even more important than success itself

It is natural for a Kobe fan to work hard and to achieve success. We digest this mentality everytime we watch Kobe and everytime we debate LeStans, since this mentality is the ultimate basis of our disagreements.

So

Basically

It is likely that you're a lazy slightly obese bum who thinks he's buff enough to put a #6 heat jersey on to try to portray himself as naturally talented like his idol to make up for his real life lack of success. Which is quite funny considering that LeBron is similarly image conscious and usually prioritizes aesthetics over substance. You become similarly successful in your line of work as LeBron is in his when it comes to the ultimate goal. He's 3-6 in the finals and your 3/9 at putting up the wet sign after mopping.

Nice :applause:

Posterized

[The Iron Fist]

Weak joke

But let's say I analyze it srsly

The Kobe vs LeBron debate is basically philosophical

Kobe as a philosophical concept represents conservatism, privacy, ruthless capitalism, work ethic, and a celebration of past history (Kobe places basketball history as something sanctimonious)

LeBron as a philosophical concept represents liberalism, outgoingness, socialism, talent over hard work, and an obsession towards the future (LeBron probably would feel like a cool schoolgirl if Zion wanted to be his bff vs if someone like MJ or Dr.J wanted to associate with him)

Kobe fans literally can't be lazy AND happy with themselves. It goes against their belief system. Kobe fans understand that you may not always attain success, but that should always be the goal at the same time. This is important because in the Kobe style philosophy, understanding that success should always be prioritized is even more important than success itself

It is natural for a Kobe fan to work hard and to achieve success. We digest this mentality everytime we watch Kobe and everytime we debate LeStans, since this mentality is the ultimate basis of our disagreements.

So

Basically

It is likely that you're a lazy slightly obese bum who thinks he's buff enough to put a #6 heat jersey on to try to portray himself as naturally talented like his idol to make up for his real life lack of success. Which is quite funny considering that LeBron is similarly image conscious and usually prioritizes aesthetics over substance. You become similarly successful in your line of work as LeBron is in his when it comes to the ultimate goal. He's 3-6 in the finals and your 3/9 at putting up the wet sign after mopping.

Nice :applause:
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/e9/a5/36/e9a5363783f7bc9238af6f01c9fa2811.jpg

[FKAri]

There's two kinds of people in this world. Disturbingly deviant phaggits, and everyone that isn't OP.

[SamuraiSWISH]

Weak joke

But let's say I analyze it srsly

The Kobe vs LeBron debate is basically philosophical

Kobe as a philosophical concept represents conservatism, privacy, ruthless capitalism, work ethic, and a celebration of past history (Kobe places basketball history as something sanctimonious)

LeBron as a philosophical concept represents liberalism, outgoingness, socialism, talent over hard work, and an obsession towards the future (LeBron probably would feel like a cool schoolgirl if Zion wanted to be his bff vs if someone like MJ or Dr.J wanted to associate with him)

Kobe fans literally can't be lazy AND happy with themselves. It goes against their belief system. Kobe fans understand that you may not always attain success, but that should always be the goal at the same time. This is important because in the Kobe style philosophy, understanding that success should always be prioritized is even more important than success itself

It is natural for a Kobe fan to work hard and to achieve success. We digest this mentality everytime we watch Kobe and everytime we debate LeStans, since this mentality is the ultimate basis of our disagreements.

So

Basically

It is likely that you're a lazy slightly obese bum who thinks he's buff enough to put a #6 heat jersey on to try to portray himself as naturally talented like his idol to make up for his real life lack of success. Which is quite funny considering that LeBron is similarly image conscious and usually prioritizes aesthetics over substance. You become similarly successful in your line of work as LeBron is in his when it comes to the ultimate goal. He's 3-6 in the finals and your 3/9 at putting up the wet sign after mopping.

Nice :applause:
Actually pretty astute

[TheCorporation]

LeBron stans living rent free :roll:

OP obsessing about the stans all over the internet :lol

Dude literally writing essays over some YouTube stan


Bingo :applause: