Introduce Yourself

[Turbo Slayer]

I am a 14 yr old. I am hearing impaired. I got hearing aids. I have a mom and dad and a brother. I live in NY.

How about you?

[egokiller]

I'm an 85 year old black man that has seen it all and done it all. I try to give back to kids who are deprived that live in 3rd world countries. Here's an example of me picking up a fellow ISH member who lives in the Philippines and showing him the home of his hero Lebron:

https://vimeo.com/267485618

[Turbo Slayer]

Thats so nice egokiller. Respect. I was actually born in the Phillipines than my family moved to America. In the Phillipines, its so hard.

I was hearing impaired, and that added difficulty to my life when I was a kid. We were poor at the time, so my family couldnt afford hearing aids.

I also have a stutter. But its not really apparent.

Respect old man

:applause:

[egokiller]

Thats so nice egokiller. Respect. I was actually born in the Phillipines than my family moved to America. In the Phillipines, its so hard.

I was hearing impaired, and that added difficulty to my life when I was a kid. We were poor at the time, so my family couldnt afford hearing aids.

I also have a stutter. But its not really apparent.

Respect old man

:applause:

I hear ya. For the the longest time, I tried to develop a lisp since my voice is rather clear and easily understood which sucks for doing voice overs. :( I never did get that lisp down. If I could say the words "risky" and "plus" as seen below, that would be amazing!

https://youtu.be/DXXWR2qWqRY?t=79

[TheCorporation]

I hear ya. For the the longest time, I tried to develop a lisp since my voice is rather clear and easily understood which sucks for doing voice overs. :( I never did get that lisp down. If I could say the words "risky" and "plus" as seen below, that would be amazing!

https://youtu.be/DXXWR2qWqRY?t=79


https://i.postimg.cc/GpJ55DyS/InthideHoopth.png

[Meticode]

Hello, I am 34 years old. I put my pants on this morning. I am proud of that. I have a brother and half sister. My mother passed away a couple of years ago and my father lives somewhere in Arkansas. I don't talk to him much. I'm married to my wife who I have a daughter with. I love my wife. I like to wife and my wife has one of my balls which the wife like to wife wife wife wife wife in her purse. Nice to wife you.

[Turbo Slayer]

How about you TheCorporation?
:confusedshrug:

[Turbo Slayer]

Hello, I am 34 years old. I put my pants on this morning. I am proud of that. I have a brother and half sister. My mother passed away a couple of years ago and my father lives somewhere in Arkansas. I don't talk to him much. I'm married to my wife who I have a daughter with. I love my wife. I like to wife and my wife has one of my balls which the wife like to wife wife wife wife wife in her purse. Nice to wife you.

I hope you have a good time with your wife, brother, sister, and kids.

''wife like to wife wife...'' lol

:roll:

You are funny, dude.

[TheMan]

Hello, I am 34 years old. I put my pants on this morning. I am proud of that. I have a brother and half sister. My mother passed away a couple of years ago and my father lives somewhere in Arkansas. I don't talk to him much. I'm married to my wife who I have a daughter with. I love my wife. I like to wife and my wife has one of my balls which the wife like to wife wife wife wife wife in her purse. Nice to wife you.
IIRC, you cheated on your wife and she caught you, right?

[TheCorporation]

How about you TheCorporation?
:confusedshrug:


I am a not 14 yr old. I am not hearing impaired. I have a mom and dad and a brother. I live in CA.

[Turbo Slayer]

I enjoy playing games on the PS4 Pro. My favorite games are GTA 5( although it is quickly becoming less of a favorite due to the micro transactions and such), Uncharted 4, Last of US, Fortnite, and tons of other too.

[Turbo Slayer]

I am a not 14 yr old. I am not hearing impaired. I have a mom and dad and a brother. I live in CA.

CA must be nice for you.

[Meticode]

I hope you have a good time with your wife, brother, sister, and kids.

''wife like to wife wife...'' lol

:roll:

You are funny, dude.
Hmmm, my brother was adopted out of the family when I was 9 and he was 2. My mom gave him up becuase my dad aws in and out and she couldn't handle us both. As you can see, I was a handful, you think she can take two of us f*ckers? Anyway he moved to Florida, parents there ended up being alcoholics later on as he got older. He got all tatted up, did drugs, drinking underage, getting in trouble al under the age of 18. IN a white as suburb of Apoka, Florida. Meanwhile my white ass stayed in Cincinnati, OH. In a ghetto ass black neighborhood, I was surrounded by all the things my brother actually did, and I never did any of them. We look exactly the same just 7 years separated apart. And he's got gauges in his ears and piercings and stuff while I just have one tattoo.

I think we turned out so different because of our environment. My mom never let me get invovled in those things and she threatened to beat my ass if I ever did what I saw around me in our low-income neighborhood. I saw what all the drugs and alcohol did to people straight up. My brother on the other-hand didn't. He lived in a middle-class white suburb of Florida, parents didn't give a shit where he went. And he never got "scared" into not doing that stuff.

[Turbo Slayer]

IIRC, you cheated on your wife and she caught you, right?

Is this real?

Hopefully not.

:eek:

[Meticode]

IIRC, you cheated on your wife and she caught you, right?
In all honesty? No, all that stuff about that was made up and I was trolling the whole time. I even admitted to that in old threads, but not everyone read them. I just go along with it now and don't even debate it anymore because it's a waste of time. I don't even know if the threads exist anymore because it was a legit 7 or 8 years ago I think. I don't even know how long ago it was because it was a troll.

People always bring it up though, "But you cheated on your wife dude, so why don't you shut up." And I'm just sitting there thinking, "It was a joke you idiot. Because everything on the internet is real right?"

[Turbo Slayer]

Hmmm, my brother was adopted out of the family when I was 9 and he was 2. My mom gave him up becuase my dad aws in and out and she couldn't handle us both. As you can see, I was a handful, you think she can take two of us f*ckers? Anyway he moved to Florida, parents there ended up being alcoholics later on as he got older. He got all tatted up, did drugs, drinking underage, getting in trouble al under the age of 18. IN a white as suburb of Apoka, Florida. Meanwhile my white ass stayed in Cincinnati, OH. In a ghetto ass black neighborhood, I was surrounded by all the things my brother actually did, and I never did any of them. We look exactly the same just 7 years separated apart. And he's got gauges in his ears and piercings and stuff while I just have one tattoo.

I think we turned out so different because of our environment. My mom never let me get invovled in those things and she threatened to beat my ass if I ever did what I saw around me in our low-income neighborhood. I saw what all the drugs and alcohol did to people straight up. My brother on the other-hand didn't. He lived in a middle-class white suburb of Florida, parents didn't give a shit where he went. And he never got "scared" into not doing that stuff.

Your mom must be a hero to you. :applause:

Your dad on the other hand, kinda sad to be honest.

Growing in a ghetto neighborhood. Must be hard, dealing with dope, and kinds of messed up stuff.

[Turbo Slayer]

In all honesty? No, all that stuff about that was made up and I was trolling the whole time. I even admitted to that in old threads, but not everyone read them. I just go along with it now and don't even debate it anymore because it's a waste of time. I don't even know if the threads exist anymore because it was a legit 7 or 8 years ago I think. I don't even know how long ago it was because it was a troll.

People always bring it up though, "But you cheated on your wife dude, so why don't you shut up." And I'm just sitting there thinking, "It was a joke you idiot. Because everything on the internet is real right?"

Whew, youre just trolling. Scared me for a second.

[Meticode]

Your mom must be a hero to you. :applause:

Your dad on the other hand, kinda sad to be honest.

Growing in a ghetto neighborhood. Must be hard, dealing with dope, and kinds of messed up stuff.
The drugs and stuff never really bothered me. I just saw what it did to people. I don't drink today pretty much at all because I feel it to be a crutch to most people. The hardest part about it was race. We were white. My mother and I were white as snow, and that neighborhood was 97% black. My mother got called white bitch all the time just walking on the street. I got beat up because I was white when we first moved there (the neighborhood was called Over-the-Rhine). That stuff went away after a few years because people grew familiar with us and I never ran from a fight. If I was going to get my ass beat by 3 kids bigger than me I was going to go down swinging than running away. I learned running away made it worse. At least you if you stand your ground, you force them mentally to respect you and it makes them question themselves I think.

The four most important people in my life are all women. My mother, wife and daughter and half sister.

[Turbo Slayer]

My family moved to America, coming from the Philippines. We moved into a questionable neighborhood. We moved into an apartment with only 1 bathroom, 1 bedroom, kitchen, there was no TV for us when I was 6 or 7 at the time. We had a TV, but it was very small but it didn't work anyway. My best friends were Dominic, Angela, Eric, Silvia, and Mike. I liked my best friends.

They didn't question me about my hearing loss. They thought of me as a genuine, real friend.

[Turbo Slayer]

The drugs and stuff never really bothered me. I just saw what it did to people. I don't drink today pretty much at all because I feel it to be a crutch to most people. The hardest part about it was race. We were white. My mother and I were white as snow, and that neighborhood was 97% black. My mother got called white bitch all the time just walking on the street. I got beat up because I was white when we first moved there (the neighborhood was called Over-the-Rhine). That stuff went away after a few years because people grew familiar with us and I never ran from a fight. If I was going to get my ass beat by 3 kids bigger than me I was going to go down swinging than running away. I learned running away made it worse. At least you if you stand your ground, you force them mentally to respect you and it makes them question themselves I think.

The four most important people in my life are all women. My mother, wife and daughter and half sister.

Nice to see you respect women. I am in that department with you. My mom cared me no matter if I have a disability or not. She loves me and I love my mom.

Its sad tho that people will always judge on your race, looks. Sad as heck.

Question tho: You have scars? Or everlasting wounds inflicted by African Americans?

[Meticode]

Question tho: You have scars? Or everlasting wounds inflicted by African Americans?
No. My school I went to at the time was mostly black. My best friends were black. Living in the part of Wisconsin now there's not many black people here, but I have several friends that are good people that are.

I don't really chalk it up to race when I was a kid. I chalk it up to kids can do bad things sometimes...or even a lot of times.

[Turbo Slayer]

I am headed out to a dentist's appointment to get my braces tightened.

A wire is poking my mouth a little too rough. I finna need to tell the doctor ASAP about that.

[Meticode]

I am headed out to a dentist's appointment to get my braces tightened.

A wire is poking my mouth a little too rough. I finna need to tell the doctor ASAP about that.
My daughter just went through having a retainer in for 6 months. We avoided braces thankfully. Expensive.

[Turbo Slayer]

No. My school I went to at the time was mostly black. My best friends were black. Living in the part of Wisconsin now there's not many black people here, but I have several friends that are good people that are.

I don't really chalk it up to race when I was a kid. I chalk it up to kids can do bad things sometimes...or even a lot of times.

Fair point.

[Turbo Slayer]

My daughter just went through having a retainer in for 6 months. We avoided braces thankfully. Expensive.

What is a retainer? Sorry if I sound dumb. Guess I haven't been paying attention to the dentist.

[Meticode]

What is a retainer? Sorry if I sound dumb. Guess I haven't been paying attention to the dentist.
Google it. It's a piece of acrylic usually, molded to the person's mouth. They have wires attached in the acrylic that go around certain teeth to help move them. Sometimes you have to wear it all the time, sometimes only at night, but the biggest difference is that it's removable anytime you want to just take it out you can.

[imdaman99]

What's up little buddy? Glad to have you here, assuming you are not an alt. Where in NY are you? I'm in NYC, Queens specifically :cheers:

[Turbo Slayer]

What's up little buddy? Glad to have you here, assuming you are not an alt. Where in NY are you? I'm in NYC, Queens specifically :cheers:

LOL, I'm not an alt, whatever that means.

I live in Albany, NY.

I got to visit New York City 5 times. It was a crazy experience for me and my family. The city is WAY different than the suburbs which I live in currently.

My dad was driving through NYC and he was constantly talking about,'' I gonna hit one of this pedestrians eventually.'' The traffic is so bad and there's alot of honking. Too much for my liking. But I looked past that. And I found NYC a wonderful city to experience.

What's an alt, BTW?

[Turbo Slayer]

When I was 13, my family saved just enough money to move to a suburb.
It was WAY nicer. But the downsides were I had to lose my best friends and start making friends all over again.

[dunksby]

Op sounds like a post-theoo era gimmick.

[Turbo Slayer]

Op sounds like a post-theoo era gimmick.

Whos post theoo

Im new here so dont blame me.

[Bosnian Sajo]

Hmmm, my brother was adopted out of the family when I was 9 and he was 2. My mom gave him up becuase my dad aws in and out and she couldn't handle us both. As you can see, I was a handful, you think she can take two of us f*ckers? Anyway he moved to Florida, parents there ended up being alcoholics later on as he got older. He got all tatted up, did drugs, drinking underage, getting in trouble al under the age of 18. IN a white as suburb of Apoka, Florida. Meanwhile my white ass stayed in Cincinnati, OH. In a ghetto ass black neighborhood, I was surrounded by all the things my brother actually did, and I never did any of them. We look exactly the same just 7 years separated apart. And he's got gauges in his ears and piercings and stuff while I just have one tattoo.

I think we turned out so different because of our environment. My mom never let me get invovled in those things and she threatened to beat my ass if I ever did what I saw around me in our low-income neighborhood. I saw what all the drugs and alcohol did to people straight up. My brother on the other-hand didn't. He lived in a middle-class white suburb of Florida, parents didn't give a shit where he went. And he never got "scared" into not doing that stuff.


Lord have mercy...that's so tragic, honestly feel depressed after reading that first paragraph. Your mom gave your brother up for adoption when he was 2 years old? As if that isn't bad enough...he ended up in a worse situation than he would have had he stayed with you guys, his biological family :cry:


I'm sorry man, that is so sad. God bless.

[Bosnian Sajo]

Man some of us don't realize how blessed we are just to have a stable family, mother and father figures that always have your back and make sure to give you a good life.


I hope everyone who read Meticode's post in this thread feel humbled afterwards. That shit really made me think.

[Meticode]

Lord have mercy...that's so tragic, honestly feel depressed after reading that first paragraph. Your mom gave your brother up for adoption when he was 2 years old? As if that isn't bad enough...he ended up in a worse situation than he would have had he stayed with you guys, his biological family :cry:


I'm sorry man, that is so sad. God bless.
Yes, he was two years old and I was nine. She took Polaroids of us the day before the adoption and I looked so pissed off. I didn't have fond feelings for my mother for probably a couple months after that.

[Meticode]

Man some of us don't realize how blessed we are just to have a stable family, mother and father figures that always have your back and make sure to give you a good life.


I hope everyone who read Meticode's post in this thread feel humbled afterwards. That shit really made me think.
Everything is good with my honestly. My wife and I have been married for over 10 years, together for 12. Our daughter is 10, we all happy. When I moved up to Wisconsin nothing went as I planned. The girl I moved up here for originally left me for another guy within a few months after I moved my life for her. I got a job within a week, was saving money, then bam, "I don't love you anymore."

I hated Cincinnati so much that instead of going back home to mom and staying with her which would've been easy, I stayed in Wisconsin, slept on a friends couch until I got on my feet again. It was difficult not having really any friends or family up here, but it was worth it to grind through it.

[Turbo Slayer]

Everything is good with my honestly. My wife and I have been married for over 10 years, together for 12. Our daughter is 10, we all happy. When I moved up to Wisconsin nothing went as I planned. The girl I moved up here for originally left me for another guy within a few months after I moved my life for her. I got a job within a week, was saving money, then bam, "I don't love you anymore."

I hated Cincinnati so much that instead of going back home to mom and staying with her which would've been easy, I stayed in Wisconsin, slept on a friends couch until I got on my feet again. It was difficult not having really any friends or family up here, but it was worth it to grind through it.

Respect.

[Meticode]

If there is one thing I learned about living on my own in Wisconsin without a safety net. It is you deal with challenges way more easily in life if you take them head on, instead of trying to take the easiest route out of a bad situation.

[egokiller]

One thing I will say after witnessing:

Wilt
Kareem
Magic
Kobe
MJ
Lebron
KD
Kawhi

.....

I just wish I would have seen MJ much sooner. Had to wait half my life just to see him 3 peat repeat. He really is the GOAT, and balls above all in any era. :applause:

[Turbo Slayer]

One thing I will say after witnessing:

Wilt
Kareem
Magic
Kobe
MJ
Lebron
KD
Kawhi

.....

I just wish I would have seen MJ much sooner. Had to wait half my life just to see him 3 peat repeat. He really is the GOAT, and balls above all in any era. :applause:

As a 14 yr old I can say MJ the GOAT. I watched that video ''top 50 plays of alltime starring MJ'' and I had to say, hes beautiful. (no homo)

[Meticode]

One thing I will say after witnessing:

Wilt
Kareem
Magic
Kobe
MJ
Lebron
KD
Kawhi

.....

I just wish I would have seen MJ much sooner. Had to wait half my life just to see him 3 peat repeat. He really is the GOAT, and balls above all in any era. :applause:
While i agree MJ is the goat, nothing gets me pumped up more for basketball than Bird highlights. I think it's the fact he wasn't super athletic, and he thought two steps ahead of everyone else. And the fact he relished competition and hardship.

The documentary they did years ago on Magic and Bird called "A Courtship of Rivals" After Bird found out Magic had HIV he was one of the first people to call him, and both these grown as men that battled each other were crying on the phone because they knew the rivalry was over.

They brought out the very best competitive spirit in each other. And while Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player to ever live on the face of the earth. Magic and Bird saved the NBA in a time of need.

Full Documentary on YouTube, highly recommend it...Magic & Bird: A Courtship of Rivals: https://youtu.be/axbIoHqFaa8

[warriorfan]

Allow me to re-introduce myself
My name is Hov' (oh) H-to-the-O-V
I used to move snowflakes by the O-Z
I guess even back then you can call me
CEO of the R-O-C, Hov'
Fresh out the frying pan into the fire
I be the, music biz number one supplier
Flier than a piece of paper bearing my name
Got the hottest chick in the game wearing my chain, that's right
Hov' (oh) not D.O.C.
But similar to them letters, "No One Can Do it Better"
I check cheddar like a food inspector
My homey Strict told me, "Dude finish your breakfast"
So that's what I'ma do, take you back to the dude
With the Lexus, fast-forward the jewels and the necklace
Let me tell you dudes what I do to protect this
Shoot at you actors like movie directors
This ain't a movie dog (oh shit)
"Now before I finish, let me just say
I did not come here to show out, did not come here to impress you
Because to tell you the truth when I leave here I'm gone!
And I don't care what you think about me, but just remember,
When it hits the fan brother, whether it's next year, ten years,
Twenty years from now, you're gonna be able to say
That these brothers lied to you Jack!"
Ting ain't lie
I done came through the block in everything that's fly
I'm like, Che Guevara with bling on, I'm complex
I never claimed to have wings on
***** I get mine, by any means on whenever there's a drought
Get your umbrellas out because, that's when I brainstorm
You can blame Shawn, but I ain't invent the game
I just rolled the dice, trying to get some change
And I do it twice, ain't no sense in me
Lying as if, I am a different man
And I could blame my environment but
There ain't no reason why I be buying expensive chains
Hope you don't think users are the only abusers
****** getting high within the game
If you do then, how would you explain?
I'm ten years removed, still the vibe is in my veins
I got a hustler spirit, ***** period
Check out my hat yo, peep the way I wear it
Check out my swag yo, I walk like a ballplayer
No matter where you go, you are what you are player
And you can try to change but that's just the top layer
Man, you was who you was 'fore you got here
Only God can judge me, so I'm gone
Either love me, or leave me alone
Now, back to our regularly scheduled program,

[Turbo Slayer]

Allow me to re-introduce myself
My name is Hov' (oh) H-to-the-O-V
I used to move snowflakes by the O-Z
I guess even back then you can call me
CEO of the R-O-C, Hov'
Fresh out the frying pan into the fire
I be the, music biz number one supplier
Flier than a piece of paper bearing my name
Got the hottest chick in the game wearing my chain, that's right
Hov' (oh) not D.O.C.
But similar to them letters, "No One Can Do it Better"
I check cheddar like a food inspector
My homey Strict told me, "Dude finish your breakfast"
So that's what I'ma do, take you back to the dude
With the Lexus, fast-forward the jewels and the necklace
Let me tell you dudes what I do to protect this
Shoot at you actors like movie directors
This ain't a movie dog (oh shit)
"Now before I finish, let me just say
I did not come here to show out, did not come here to impress you
Because to tell you the truth when I leave here I'm gone!
And I don't care what you think about me, but just remember,
When it hits the fan brother, whether it's next year, ten years,
Twenty years from now, you're gonna be able to say
That these brothers lied to you Jack!"
Ting ain't lie
I done came through the block in everything that's fly
I'm like, Che Guevara with bling on, I'm complex
I never claimed to have wings on
***** I get mine, by any means on whenever there's a drought
Get your umbrellas out because, that's when I brainstorm
You can blame Shawn, but I ain't invent the game
I just rolled the dice, trying to get some change
And I do it twice, ain't no sense in me
Lying as if, I am a different man
And I could blame my environment but
There ain't no reason why I be buying expensive chains
Hope you don't think users are the only abusers
****** getting high within the game
If you do then, how would you explain?
I'm ten years removed, still the vibe is in my veins
I got a hustler spirit, ***** period
Check out my hat yo, peep the way I wear it
Check out my swag yo, I walk like a ballplayer
No matter where you go, you are what you are player
And you can try to change but that's just the top layer
Man, you was who you was 'fore you got here
Only God can judge me, so I'm gone
Either love me, or leave me alone
Now, back to our regularly scheduled program,

:roll: :roll:

[Turbo Slayer]

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[Turbo Slayer]

ayy

[Turbo Slayer]

1..2..3..

[Turbo Slayer]

Lets go

[Turbo Slayer]

Did you have a life-changing event you might want to add on this wonderful thread?

:confusedshrug:

[Loco 50]

Turbo Slayer if you're really fourteen, I'd advise you be very careful with what you share on the internet overall, but especially here.

You are amongst sharks.

In the more likely scenario you're an alt troll, carry on.

[Rocket]

I am in my 50's. I have been married for almost 27 years to the same beautiful woman with whom I fathered two now grown children. I do not have grandchildren yet but I am ready for them.

[TheCorporation]

Turbo Slayer if you're really fourteen, I'd advise you be very careful with what you share on the internet overall, but especially here.

You are amongst sharks.

In the more likely scenario you're an alt troll, carry on.

[Turbo Slayer]

Turbo Slayer if you're really fourteen, I'd advise you be very careful with what you share on the internet overall, but especially here.

You are amongst sharks.

In the more likely scenario you're an alt troll, carry on.

Ayy bro noted, Corporation

[Turbo Slayer]

I am in my 50's. I have been married for almost 27 years to the same beautiful woman with whom I fathered two now grown children. I do not have grandchildren yet but I am ready for them.

Married for 27 YEARS. Geez.

Talk about love.

:applause: