I can't afford escorts

[keep-itreal]

What do I do?

[iamgine]

Become an escort

[nathanjizzle]

Decent escorts for regular folks start at 80. I personally wouldnt go less than 150. It can be tough finding a decent girl. Lots of times you see a girl you like and when she shows up its evident they did the switcharoo. Pay more money and chances of the girl being who you expect are better.

[ItsMillerTime]

Go get a handy at an asian massage parlor

[Jasper]

you buy what you get

[Long Duck Dong]

Decent escorts for regular folks start at 80. I personally wouldnt go less than 150. It can be tough finding a decent girl. Lots of times you see a girl you like and when she shows up its evident they did the switcharoo. Pay more money and chances of the girl being who you expect are better.

Damn that's super cheap. I was thinking it would be 300-400 minimum for anything decent like in an "escort" and not a street prostitute. For $80-$150 I would think you can only get a tranny, skank with track marks all over, or a slut with a petri dish full of diseases for a vag.

Never paid for sex, I imagine I never will but to each their own. :cheers:

[Prometheus]

Go seduce a single woman and have sex for free.

Or if your moral compass isn't an issue, go out and seduce a married woman out on a "girls' night". Believe it or not, it's a lot easier than the first option.

[nathanjizzle]

Damn that's super cheap. I was thinking it would be 300-400 minimum for anything decent like in an "escort" and not a street prostitute. For $80-$150 I would think you can only get a tranny, skank with track marks all over, or a slut with a petri dish full of diseases for a vag.

Never paid for sex, I imagine I never will but to each their own. :cheers:

well those numbers are for half hours. so if you wanted an hour with an escort its somewhere in your expectations in terms of costs.

[nathanjizzle]

Go seduce a single woman and have sex for free.

Or if your moral compass isn't an issue, go out and seduce a married woman out on a "girls' night". Believe it or not, it's a lot easier than the first option.

can you explain what you mean by seducing?

[Prometheus]

What the f*ck kind of question is that?

Are you serious?

[nathanjizzle]

What the f*ck kind of question is that?

Are you serious?

yes. do you mean like going to a bar, talking to a girl and hope she goes back to your apartment?

or do you mean stuff your crouch, find the most loose girl at the bar, rub her thighs and whisper in her ear. that type of seducing.

[diamenz]

good looking, somewhat model-type clean escorts that operate out of downtown incall locations run around $500 an hour. and then the cream of the crop playboy types can run around $1500 an hour. just have a look on eros or slixa (your city).

the thots you'll get for $80 are ghetto trash or drug abusers. then u have "street walkers" that range from heroin to crack addicts that u wouldn't want to touch with a ten foot pole.

[Prometheus]

yes. do you mean like going to a bar, talking to a girl and hope she goes back to your apartment?

or do you mean stuff your crouch, find the most loose girl at the bar, rub her thighs and whisper in her ear. that type of seducing.

:oldlol:

more like the first one

[Long Duck Dong]

well those numbers are for half hours. so if you wanted an hour with an escort its somewhere in your expectations in terms of costs.

Half hours? So that's basically a street prostitute then right? Do you feel safe with a woman that turns out multiple guys in a single day? :biggums:

I always thought of "escorts" as like elite, cleaner, better looking prostitutes that only do one or 2 guys on a weekend like in the movies :oldlol:


good looking, somewhat model-type clean escorts that operate out of downtown incall locations run around $500 an hour. and then the cream of the crop playboy types can run around $1500 an hour. just have a look on eros or slixa (your city).

the thots you'll get for $80 are ghetto trash or drug abusers. then u have "street walkers" that range from heroin to crack addicts that u wouldn't want to touch with a ten foot pole.

This is more or less what I expected. I had a hunting buddy that would go to a Korean massage place, he said they'd spend about an hour on him. According to him $500 would let you do anything you wanted with them. He also said they were all clean, light skinned, no tattoos or scars, and their pvssy lips were all super tight. Seemed kinda hard to believe.

[DaHeezy]

Lower your standards and bang 5-7s. Essentially the $100 skanks are about that range anyways. I'm sure there's dating sites designed for meetups. Highwhey managed a hookup. I'm sure you can too. Just don't aim high.

[Kblaze8855]

Lower your standards and bang 5-7s. Essentially the $100 skanks are about that range anyways. I'm sure there's dating sites designed for meetups. Highwhey managed a hookup. I'm sure you can too. Just don't aim high.


I have to imagine if these guys have ready access to a 7 they wouldn

[step_back]

Lower your standards and bang 5-7s. Essentially the $100 skanks are about that range anyways. I'm sure there's dating sites designed for meetups. Highwhey managed a hookup. I'm sure you can too. Just don't aim high.

The most attractive woman I've slept with was the absolute worst in bed. Looks can really over hype and leave you disappointed.

[Meticode]

That's what Plenty of Fish is for. Give a fake name, pretend to be nice guy, stand out, be patient a little bit, they'll usually bang within one or two dates. Then just ghost them and they'll never find you. Be sure not to take them back to your place to tell them where you live. Always make up the, "My roommate is home with friends and I'd rather not be bothered by them."

Most single mom's on there want sex just like you do, but they want to find a nice guy to lay down with. Most women will try to weed out the douche-bags by sexually explicit conversions. Try to stay away from those. The less you talk about sex and the more you seem like you're shit is together, the more they'll want you becuase most men can control their sexual urges. Make them read between the lines.

[BuGzBuNNy]

good looking, somewhat model-type clean escorts that operate out of downtown incall locations run around $500 an hour. and then the cream of the crop playboy types can run around $1500 an hour. just have a look on eros or slixa (your city).

the thots you'll get for $80 are ghetto trash or drug abusers. then u have "street walkers" that range from heroin to crack addicts that u wouldn't want to touch with a ten foot pole.
Not true. But i guess it depends on where you’re located and where you know to look. nathanjizzle is spot on.

[DaHeezy]

[QUOTE=Kblaze8855]I have to imagine if these guys have ready access to a 7 they wouldn

[DaHeezy]

The most attractive woman I've slept with was the absolute worst in bed. Looks can really over hype and leave you disappointed.

That's not the point of the thread though. It's about options for not having the moolah to bang SPs.

[diamenz]

Not true. But i guess it depends on where you’re located and where you know to look. nathanjizzle is spot on.

r u in the states? those are the going rates. have a look for yourself... the playboy type escorts that aren't worn the f*** out and filled with plastic WILL cost u.

https://www.slixa.com/illinois/chicago/breyalynn
https://www.slixa.com/illinois/chicago/emmymichelle

[BuGzBuNNy]

r u in the states? those are the going rates. have a look for yourself... the playboy type escorts that aren't worn the f*** out and filled with plastic WILL cost u.

https://www.slixa.com/illinois/chicago/breyalynn
https://www.slixa.com/illinois/chicago/emmymichelle
On the websites I

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Ignore desires.
Meditate.
Channel energy to outlets like spirituality and knowledge.
Profit.

[Dr Seuss]

be careful with these escorts boys. there's lots of undercover stings these days.

[diamenz]

On the websites I’m familiar with any girl advertising those as her lowest rates would not get business. At least in the metro’s in texas. The competition is too stiff. The average rate for a half hour session is around 150 with the full hour being 250-300.

well then i need to move to texas and start paying for a1 p****.

[Jasper]

The most attractive woman I've slept with was the absolute worst in bed. Looks can really over hype and leave you disappointed.
you failed to understand value.

When you are banging a 11 / always pull out and splash bro her in da face.

Then you feel the value.

[Kblaze8855]

I have a serious question. Not trying to be a dick or anything....im honestly curious....


How does it come to this?

Do you not attempt to speak to women you find attractive or does speaking to them not lead to more? I acknowledge it could be a case of being able to get women....but not wanting the attachment that comes with it.....but it doesnt feel like thats the case in here.

In my experience....the guys around me who couldnt get women were the ones who didnt try. Ive known veeeeeeeeery few outgoing types who would shoot their shot and not get women. I did know one massive failure. Guy from the kinda backwoods areas people think the entire south is. Name was Donnie and he still had the little braces things on his teeth(but no wires) at like age 42. Teeth all brown. Balding.....but my god...that man had confidence. He would strike out all day trying to get cute women(from like age 18 to 50) to go out with him. He wrote a real life "Do you like me?" note to this cute 24 year old at work he didnt know I was involved with. She brought it to me like "WTF?". I liked him though. He didnt give a ****.

Ended up ****ing a couple women but neither were more than 4s. But he would go all out.

If a normal looking younger guy behaved like him....hed be ****ing all the time. All the ones I knew did.

Do you guys want ***** bad enough to pay...but not bad enough to ask?

Is it fear of rejection? Ive noticed a lot of guys have fear of rejection without ever being rejected....because they dont try. Odd to me.

Until I found myself single again in modern times I didnt realize how easy it had become. It wasnt like....hard back i nthe day...but you at least should be presentable and show some respect. These women out here now will **** you just to "Try you out" as ive heard it put before they even go on a date.

Legit attractive women are ****ing guys to DECIDE if they are down to go get something to eat....and men out here buying ***** for hundreds of dollars?

Take that same 200 bucks and ask any single woman you ever made laugh to go to a Brazillian steakhouse then tell her you have some good wine at the house for later. Youre gonna **** like 30% of them.....and only spend like 120 bucks....and be ****ing for free(for the most part) from then on.

Women are giving blowjobs in janitors closets to men they met while sweeping the floor 40 minutes ago. My job legit had to request a new janitor because the one they sent us was sucking multiple ***** a month in the janitors closet. She wasnt an 8 but she was pretty normal looking. You wouldnt look at her and say shes ugly. And shes pulling dudes into the janitors closet and swallowing nut at 6:45am till a couple told too many people.

This is the golden age of easy women because they dont feel a need to hide it for the most part.

I almost dont understand how the prostitution industry stays alive. If not for older men I think it would go the way of cabs. Modern women are Uber wiping out the whore industry....or should be at least.

[MrFonzworth]

First thing's first, change your avy you ****ing weirdo

[Prometheus]

First thing's first, change your avy you ****ing weirdo

Speaking of avys, I thought you were a Sixers fan?

[nathanjizzle]

I have a serious question. Not trying to be a dick or anything....im honestly curious....


How does it come to this?

Do you not attempt to speak to women you find attractive or does speaking to them not lead to more? I acknowledge it could be a case of being able to get women....but not wanting the attachment that comes with it.....but it doesnt feel like thats the case in here.

In my experience....the guys around me who couldnt get women were the ones who didnt try. Ive known veeeeeeeeery few outgoing types who would shoot their shot and not get women. I did know one massive failure. Guy from the kinda backwoods areas people think the entire south is. Name was Donnie and he still had the little braces things on his teeth(but no wires) at like age 42. Teeth all brown. Balding.....but my god...that man had confidence. He would strike out all day trying to get cute women(from like age 18 to 50) to go out with him. He wrote a real life "Do you like me?" note to this cute 24 year old at work he didnt know I was involved with. She brought it to me like "WTF?". I liked him though. He didnt give a ****.

Ended up ****ing a couple women but neither were more than 4s. But he would go all out.

If a normal looking younger guy behaved like him....hed be ****ing all the time. All the ones I knew did.

Do you guys want ***** bad enough to pay...but not bad enough to ask?

Is it fear of rejection? Ive noticed a lot of guys have fear of rejection without ever being rejected....because they dont try. Odd to me.

Until I found myself single again in modern times I didnt realize how easy it had become. It wasnt like....hard back i nthe day...but you at least should be presentable and show some respect. These women out here now will **** you just to "Try you out" as ive heard it put before they even go on a date.

Legit attractive women are ****ing guys to DECIDE if they are down to go get something to eat....and men out here buying ***** for hundreds of dollars?

Take that same 200 bucks and ask any single woman you ever made laugh to go to a Brazillian steakhouse then tell her you have some good wine at the house for later. Youre gonna **** like 30% of them.....and only spend like 120 bucks....and be ****ing for free(for the most part) from then on.

Women are giving blowjobs in janitors closets to men they met while sweeping the floor 40 minutes ago. My job legit had to request a new janitor because the one they sent us was sucking multiple ***** a month in the janitors closet. She wasnt an 8 but she was pretty normal looking. You wouldnt look at her and say shes ugly. And shes pulling dudes into the janitors closet and swallowing nut at 6:45am till a couple told too many people.

This is the golden age of easy women because they dont feel a need to hide it for the most part.

I almost dont understand how the prostitution industry stays alive. If not for older men I think it would go the way of cabs. Modern women are Uber wiping out the whore industry....or should be at least.

My god you are right. I cant wait to try out your method. Go out and talk to women, who would have known.

[Shogon]

My god you are right. I cant wait to try out your method. Go out and talk to women, who would have known.

No amount of talking will work when you’re an unfunny, fat and lazy Asian with a low IQ and a tiny peen. LMAO.

[nathanjizzle]

No amount of talking will work when you’re an unfunny, fat and lazy Asian with low IQ and a tiny peen. LMAO.

Im quite the opposite. Very high IQ (top 1 percent) tall and fit, and average dicc. now the problem is that im high IQ, I don't relate to the majority of people nor do I see things from their perspective. regular people have a bigger pool of regular people to relate too, but I don't, I have 1 percent and most of the 1 percent are males unfortunately. so realistically, it would be easy for me to get ***** if i lived in a world surrounded by the .25 percent of women i can easily relate too. If i was more dumb then that would be the reality, 50 percent of everyone would be within my relatable range.

an example is when i was down in miami last week. it was a community reunion. i was having a conversation with my old friend and his friend and they had a plan for something. i asked them to "elaborate" on their plan, the guy took offense to the word elaborate because he thought i was trying to sound intelligent by using big words. "elaborate" is actually a simple word for me so i realized how simple this guy was for thinking a simple word was me being ostentacious.

I went on a date the next day with a girl that was finishing her last year of pharmacy school. I gave her great conversation. I touched on alot of different things to dog breeds to dream homes to human psychology to future goals. Unfortunately she had nothing to add which was surprising since im sure her mind is well excersized. I thought about it more perhaps the demanding academic work drains people of their souls. She did say she had no passions.

[Kblaze8855]

You thinking that being intelligent(according to yourself...) means you cant get women makes me suspect you dont really try.

[Shogon]

You thinking that being intelligent(according to yourself...) means you cant get women makes me suspect you dont really try.

Even worse than that he’s not smart.

So not only does he not try, but he thinks he is smart and he is not.


Interesting phenomena... almost EVERYONE thinks they are smarter than they actually are. I recognize this to the extent that I have obsessively examined my own intellect. But I digress...

Jizz, you aren’t smart. I’m sorry, but it’s true.

[nathanjizzle]

You thinking that being intelligent(according to yourself...) means you cant get women makes me suspect you dont really try.

when I say intelligent im not talking about regular intelligence, im talking about having a touch of every mental complex that is available. I actually can get women, it just requires alcohol.

[nathanjizzle]

Even worse than that he’s not smart.

So not only does he not try, but he thinks he is smart and he is not.


Interesting phenomena... almost EVERYONE thinks they are smarter than they actually are. I recognize this to the extent that I have obsessively examined my own intellect. But I digress...

Jizz, you aren’t smart. I’m sorry, but it’s true.

I brought up my intelligence because you attacked my intelligence. Sure I will go with what you say and im not smart. but actually, I use to underestimate my intelligence. Because I can only perceive from my own point of view, I use to apply my competence to everyone, thinking that everyone was like me. but over time that idea breaks down as I learn about people more and more. Sure, im aware of dunning and krugar effect, im also aware of delusions of grandeur. I always consider these complexes when I evaluate myself and who i am.

[Rocket]

Escorts??? That is a good way to get a gift that keeps on giving if you know what I mean. Find the right woman and marry her. You get a lifetime of good sex if you marry the right one, stay faithful, and treat her right.

[nathanjizzle]

Escorts??? That is a good way to get a gift that keeps on giving if you know what I mean. Find the right woman and marry her. You get a lifetime of good sex if you marry the right one, stay faithful, and treat her right.

some guys will have all the luck.

[Rocket]

some guys will have all the luck. Your luck finding the right one increases exponentially when you quit looking for them in bars and clubs and start looking for them in church.

[Jasper]

Im quite the opposite. Very high IQ (top 1 percent) tall and fit, and average dicc. now the problem is that im high IQ, I don't relate to the majority of people nor do I see things from their perspective. regular people have a bigger pool of regular people to relate too, but I don't, I have 1 percent and most of the 1 percent are males unfortunately. so realistically, it would be easy for me to get ***** if i lived in a world surrounded by the .25 percent of women i can easily relate too. If i was more dumb then that would be the reality, 50 percent of everyone would be within my relatable range.

an example is when i was down in miami last week. it was a community reunion. i was having a conversation with my old friend and his friend and they had a plan for something. i asked them to "elaborate" on their plan, the guy took offense to the word elaborate because he thought i was trying to sound intelligent by using big words. "elaborate" is actually a simple word for me so i realized how simple this guy was for thinking a simple word was me being ostentacious.

I went on a date the next day with a girl that was finishing her last year of pharmacy school. I gave her great conversation. I touched on alot of different things to dog breeds to dream homes to human psychology to future goals. Unfortunately she had nothing to add which was surprising since im sure her mind is well excersized. I thought about it more perhaps the demanding academic work drains people of their souls. She did say she had no passions.
if you are so smart , then you should of figured out that you should act dumb to get laid. / this thread

[nathanjizzle]

if you are so smart , then you should of figured out that you should act dumb to get laid. / this thread

that's why I drink alcohol.

[Prometheus]

The smarter you are, the easier it is. If you can't get laid as a man in 2019, you either don't try, or you're incel-ugly, or you have absolutely zero personality.

I would put all of my money on option #1. Trying is all it takes.

[Prometheus]

when I say intelligent im not talking about regular intelligence, im talking about having a touch of every mental complex that is available. I actually can get women, it just requires alcohol.

...

:wtf:

...

:facepalm

[stalkerforlife]

I've slept with about 30 women.

If I can get it without paying, anyone can.

I'm very ugly and stupid.

I give hope to all.

[Prometheus]

I've slept with about 30 women.

If I can get it without paying, anyone can.

I'm very ugly and stupid.

I give hope to all.

You might be kinda ugly. Not hideous though. But maybe just a tiny bit below average.

But you are definitely not stupid. And you have a ton of personality. It's gonna be easier for you than a decent amount of the people who post here.

Still... your point is the right one. These guys out here paying for sex are idiots.

[stalkerforlife]

You might be kinda ugly. Not hideous though. But maybe just a tiny bit below average.

But you are definitely not stupid. And you have a ton of personality. It's gonna be easier for you than a decent amount of the people who post here.

Still... your point is the right one. These guys out here paying for sex are idiots.

One time when I was about to meet a girl from the net, I put splashes of white paint on my face and acted like I just got done painting and didn't have time for a shower. I did it to hide my pockmarked face.

Girl was beautiful.

We were together for about 4 months.

She had a nice house and I shacked up with her and she'd work all day while I sat on the internet at home. She got tired of that and dumped me.

But I made her c um a lot and it got me about four months of free living

[Long Duck Dong]

One time when I was about to meet a girl from the net, I put splashes of white paint on my face and acted like I just got done painting and didn't have time for a shower. I did it to hide my pockmarked face.

Girl was beautiful.

We were together for about 4 months.

She had a nice house and I shacked up with her and she'd work all day while I sat on the internet at home. She got tired of that and dumped me.

But I made her c um a lot and it got me about four months of free living

:oldlol:

I had a latino friend who basically did this for 5 years. It was absolutely puzzling the quality of women he'd shack up with. He never had a good job, wasn't particularly funny or super good looking. All he had was a set of big grey eyes and no shame in freeloading off anyone. He'd last a week to months before finally getting kicked out. Some of those women are very successful today. He started balding and losing his mind in his early 20s, he's 30 now and wanders the streets when his parents get fed up with him.

[stalkerforlife]

:oldlol:

I had a latino friend who basically did this for 5 years. It was absolutely puzzling the quality of women he'd shack up with. He never had a good job, wasn't particularly funny or super good looking. All he had was a set of big grey eyes and no shame in freeloading off anyone. He'd last a week to months before finally getting kicked out. Some of those women are very successful today. He started balding and losing his mind in his early 20s, he's 30 now and wanders the streets when his parents get fed up with him.

One time I got one that is now a successful prosecutor in Georgia.

She was black.

I shacked up with her at Mercer University.

[BuGzBuNNy]

I admit I

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Having a woman, at best, is going to solve only your desire for offspring, companionship, and sexual release-----and that's with a price.

The arrangements that stalker and others came into---that's not exactly optimal to facilitate the emotional need men need from women--that is respect.

There are other needs you have--and you have got to take time and effort to search those out.

You've got to ask yourself
Why am I here?
What must I learn?
Am I ready to die?

And get searching for answers.

[Prometheus]

Having a woman, at best, is going to solve only your desire for offspring, companionship, and sexual release-----and that's with a price.

The arrangements that stalker and others came into---that's not exactly optimal to facilitate the emotional need men need from women--that is respect.

There are other needs you have--and you have got to take time and effort to search those out.

You've got to ask yourself
Why am I here?
What must I learn?
Am I ready to die?

And get searching for answers.

Yes Islam is literally the answer to every single question anyone ever asks.

God you're exhausting