RealSkipBayless
07-23-2019, 12:01 PM
Lucks into the Spurs dynasty. Chokes away 2013 finals. Then proceeds to steal finals MVP from Manu. Then fakes an injury to collude with the #1 seed Raptors with the deepest roster in the NBA. Then gets to dismantle an injury plagued Warriors team.
Contacts fellow free agents Jimmy Butler, Kyrie Irving and Kevin Durant. Gets rejected by all 3. Then uses leverage in order to force the Clippers to inquire and give up everything so he could have moar help. (Clippers desperate to shed their joke franchise stigma).
Clippers then contact the Wizards for Bradley Beal, the Rockets for James Harden. Ends up with Paul "5 points in an elimination game" George
Does he have any shame?
Contacts fellow free agents Jimmy Butler, Kyrie Irving and Kevin Durant. Gets rejected by all 3. Then uses leverage in order to force the Clippers to inquire and give up everything so he could have moar help. (Clippers desperate to shed their joke franchise stigma).
Clippers then contact the Wizards for Bradley Beal, the Rockets for James Harden. Ends up with Paul "5 points in an elimination game" George
Does he have any shame?