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stalkerforlife
08-09-2019, 07:04 PM
Due to higher rent.

I'm eating GOOD.

Amazing New York strips on the grill last night.

Although most of you don't work, thank you to the ones that do to feed the stalker family.

All name brand now, baby.

And if you don't work, at least get your damn food stamps to help your mama out.

I may make a video soon to show you how stacked my house is with the best food.

:hammertime:

highwhey
08-09-2019, 07:06 PM
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Prometheus
08-09-2019, 07:09 PM
Although most of you don't work, thank you to the ones that do to feed the stalker family.

:oldlol:

Prometheus
08-09-2019, 07:12 PM
I used to be friends with this junkie girl years ago.

She had food stamps, I had money. I would get her to pay for my food and give her cash at 50% cost so she could use the money to buy dope. So she got to use taxpayer money to indirectly buy drugs, and I got to pay half price for my groceries.

Good times :lol

stalkerforlife
08-09-2019, 07:14 PM
:oldlol:

First response was from the one with a fake job. :(

It's funny when he makes sure to be off of here during "work hours."

I did that when I was 13, but I pretended to be Jason Williams.

Jwill was relatively unknown, so a lot of people believed me. This is before he got to the NBA.

I'd log off when Jwill was playing a game.

stalkerforlife
08-09-2019, 07:16 PM
I used to be friends with this junkie girl years ago.

She had food stamps, I had money. I would get her to pay for my food and give her cash at 50% cost so she could use the money to buy dope. So she got to use taxpayer money to indirectly buy drugs, and I got to pay half price for my groceries.

Good times :lol

Ah yes, 50% on the dollar.

Oldest trick in the book.

But 100% is better and possible because it's a straight exchange with a family member or good friend.

No loss for anyone.

East River Livn'
08-09-2019, 07:38 PM
Due to higher rent.



You guys are renting? I thought your girl bought the place. :facepalm

You take care of the kids, bring in the food stamps, service her sexual needs nightly. Tell your woman it's about time she bought you a place. I know she's making bank at that hospital.

Prometheus
08-09-2019, 07:42 PM
Ah yes, 50% on the dollar.

Oldest trick in the book.

But 100% is better and possible because it's a straight exchange with a family member or good friend.

No loss for anyone.

I would have gone for an even exchange, but she wouldn't f*ck me. One of the only girls I was ever friends with and wanted to f*ck, but didn't. So I made sure I got the better deal.

Found out later on she had herpes. At that point, I thanked my lucky stars that she wasn't into me.

God really does look out for me.

stalkerforlife
08-09-2019, 08:01 PM
I would have gone for an even exchange, but she wouldn't f*ck me. One of the only girls I was ever friends with and wanted to f*ck, but didn't. So I made sure I got the better deal.

Found out later on she had herpes. At that point, I thanked my lucky stars that she wasn't into me.

God really does look out for me.

:roll:

Damn bro, that's gotta be hard on the psyche to get rejected by a heroin addict that desperately needed money.

But good for you for making her exchange at 50%.

SomeBlackDude
08-09-2019, 08:04 PM
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since we're friends again... maybe we should use your new come up $ on a reconciliation cook out? i'll bring coronas.

stalkerforlife
08-09-2019, 08:28 PM
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since we're friends again... maybe we should use your new come up $ on a reconciliation cook out? i'll bring coronas.

:cheers:

I don't drink, but you can drink with my baby mama.

Wait...

SomeBlackDude
08-09-2019, 08:42 PM
:cheers:

I don't drink, but you can drink with my baby mama.

Wait...

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stalkerforlife
08-09-2019, 08:44 PM
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:roll:

Prometheus
08-09-2019, 08:56 PM
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egokiller
08-09-2019, 09:02 PM
First response was from the one with a fake job. :(

It's funny when he makes sure to be off of here during "work hours."

I did that when I was 13, but I pretended to be Jason Williams.

Jwill was relatively unknown, so a lot of people believed me. This is before he got to the NBA.

I'd log off when Jwill was playing a game.

The difference is you are using your food stamps to buy healthy food while highweight's jobless ass uses his food stamps to buy burritos all day. You know damn well when he starts a new netflix series he's got at least 10 of those burritos lined up and ready to go.....

stalkerforlife
08-09-2019, 10:13 PM
The difference is you are using your food stamps to buy healthy food while highweight's jobless ass uses his food stamps to buy burritos all day. You know damn well when he starts a new netflix series he's got at least 10 of those burritos lined up and ready to go.....

:roll:

He loses his shit when Netflix stops the show to say "are you still watching?"

"I'm only 5 burritos deep! F U, Netflix! Now I have to break and press a button!"

warriorfan
08-09-2019, 10:22 PM
The difference is you are using your food stamps to buy healthy food while highweight's jobless ass uses his food stamps to buy burritos all day. You know damn well when he starts a new netflix series he's got at least 10 of those burritos lined up and ready to go.....
:roll:

Dude watches a shitload of TV even for someone who doesn’t have a job nonetheless someone who supposedly owns his own business.

Prometheus
08-09-2019, 10:32 PM
Boxing lessons, Highwhey.

highwhey
08-09-2019, 11:06 PM
Boxing lessons, Highwhey.
I haven't drank since we spoke. Still, too busy for boxing. Jobs come up suddenly and I can't stick to a schedule - not yet at least. Once I have a full crew running, I can leave it in their hands.

Been hooping tho.

Hawker
08-10-2019, 12:52 AM
Are these from the federal government or state government?

Either way both are republicans. Get this fixed DeSantis/Trump!

Hawker
08-10-2019, 12:54 AM
I haven't drank since we spoke. Still, too busy for boxing. Jobs come up suddenly and I can't stick to a schedule - not yet at least. Once I have a full crew running, I can leave it in their hands.

Been hooping tho.

Seent the instagram. Highwhey be working people. And he's got capital/equipment.

You guys seriously must not know many hispanics running their own businesses.

Prometheus
08-10-2019, 01:47 AM
:roll:

Damn bro, that's gotta be hard on the psyche to get rejected by a heroin addict that desperately needed money.

But good for you for making her exchange at 50%.

:lol

I will admit, it was frustrating. I f*cked several of her non-junkie friends, but she was that one code I just couldn't crack. She was sexy, and had a real mouth and attitude on her. This was when both of us were around 20 years old, and she didn't look like a raggedy drug addict yet. But she seemed to be attracted only to guys who had been to jail.

It was a real complex friendship. Besides getting rejected by her and using her for food, we also started a band together. She was a talented singer, but it fizzled out as her addiction got worse and she couldn't be depended upon for anything. I also used to sneak her into my mom's house at night sometimes because she was homeless for a while.

I actually got her to quit heroin. She'll never admit it, but it was my doing. I helped her out so much giving her a place to stay, playing music with her, helping her get her drugs, etc. that she really came to love me like family. Then I tried heroin behind her back - and she got extremely angry with me about it. Didn't want to see me go down the same road she went. But I was just getting started. I decided to show her it could be quit cold turkey. So I started doing it with her - every day for three months. Then once I started getting withdrawal symptoms in the mornings, I just stopped. Just like that. It sucked, but I knew exactly what I was doing. I needed to show her that it could be done - she didn't understand that she had the same will power herself - she really felt like she had to just be a slave to it.

Sure enough, just a few weeks after I quit, she woke up one morning on my futon with a fire under her ass and checked herself into rehab. Down in your home state actually. RISF. Detoxed, stayed inpatient for a month iirc, then moved back up to Bucks County into a recovery house. This was a decade ago now, and she has not relapsed once. We don't really keep in touch anymore, but I check up through mutual friends every once in a while, and she just goes to meetings and shit now. Whole life ahead of her. It makes me feel good to know that I was able to help someone who might be dead now otherwise.

I told you - I am an agent of transformation and change in others. It's why I was put on this Earth. We each have our place in the game of life.

But yeah... she has herpes. I didn't find that out until she got back from rehab. As far as I know, neither did she. I've never been so grateful to have not gotten laid :lol

Sorry to dump this random personal story on your thread dude. You said food stamps and it kind of just triggered a series of memories. Hopefully someone gets something out of it.

Andrei89
08-10-2019, 08:00 AM
Ah yes, 50% on the dollar.

Oldest trick in the book.

But 100% is better and possible because it's a straight exchange with a family member or good friend.

No loss for anyone.

It is

fiddy
08-10-2019, 12:32 PM
[QUOTE=Andrei89]It is

stalkerforlife
08-10-2019, 01:32 PM
:lol

I will admit, it was frustrating. I f*cked several of her non-junkie friends, but she was that one code I just couldn't crack. She was sexy, and had a real mouth and attitude on her. This was when both of us were around 20 years old, and she didn't look like a raggedy drug addict yet. But she seemed to be attracted only to guys who had been to jail.

It was a real complex friendship. Besides getting rejected by her and using her for food, we also started a band together. She was a talented singer, but it fizzled out as her addiction got worse and she couldn't be depended upon for anything. I also used to sneak her into my mom's house at night sometimes because she was homeless for a while.

I actually got her to quit heroin. She'll never admit it, but it was my doing. I helped her out so much giving her a place to stay, playing music with her, helping her get her drugs, etc. that she really came to love me like family. Then I tried heroin behind her back - and she got extremely angry with me about it. Didn't want to see me go down the same road she went. But I was just getting started. I decided to show her it could be quit cold turkey. So I started doing it with her - every day for three months. Then once I started getting withdrawal symptoms in the mornings, I just stopped. Just like that. It sucked, but I knew exactly what I was doing. I needed to show her that it could be done - she didn't understand that she had the same will power herself - she really felt like she had to just be a slave to it.

Sure enough, just a few weeks after I quit, she woke up one morning on my futon with a fire under her ass and checked herself into rehab. Down in your home state actually. RISF. Detoxed, stayed inpatient for a month iirc, then moved back up to Bucks County into a recovery house. This was a decade ago now, and she has not relapsed once. We don't really keep in touch anymore, but I check up through mutual friends every once in a while, and she just goes to meetings and shit now. Whole life ahead of her. It makes me feel good to know that I was able to help someone who might be dead now otherwise.

I told you - I am an agent of transformation and change in others. It's why I was put on this Earth. We each have our place in the game of life.

But yeah... she has herpes. I didn't find that out until she got back from rehab. As far as I know, neither did she. I've never been so grateful to have not gotten laid :lol

Sorry to dump this random personal story on your thread dude. You said food stamps and it kind of just triggered a series of memories. Hopefully someone gets something out of it.

Actually a great story.

Thanks for sharing.

Your ability to drop a drug cold turkey made me think of myself.

I've done a lot of drugs, with pain pills being my favorite, but I've always shut it down quickly and never went out of my way for them.

It's just not worth it.

stalkerforlife
08-10-2019, 01:34 PM
Whats the difference?

:roll:

highwhey
08-10-2019, 02:59 PM
Seent the instagram. Highwhey be working people. And he's got capital/equipment.

You guys seriously must not know many hispanics running their own businesses.
Yes sir :cheers: