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RRR3
08-15-2019, 03:53 PM
Scuzzy
SomeBlackDude
FKari
SouBeachTalents




Who do you guys have?

JEFFERSON MONEY
08-15-2019, 03:59 PM
nastywin… Guy was hilarious and way ahead of his time. All these competitions where people brag about their $$$, sexual prowess, education, bench press--and he comes out and tops all of us. He was a 15 year old star attempting to go to the Celtics and spoke about having senior foreign exchange students checking him out and drinking redbulls, beating depression/racism.

red1 … see any interaction he has with chewing.

dray n klay/lambruh - hilarious on so many levels. everything about them is so funny. the way they post dancing emojis after getting a victory. talking about the lakers "eatin' good." soaking in all the simon hatred and just provoking Jordan stans day in and day out. it's so absurd.

tmacsonegoodeye… roasted so many people back in the day.

jayguevara - "did starface just say my dad > dad. Someone build this man a shrine!"

macmac …. when he roasted kubilius

starface… that time he posted underage pics of girls and someone caught him and he apologizes and promises to atone.. because they were "of insufficient quality"

petes Montreux... that time he called mbell a manatee...

lamar doom... genuinely funny guy. some posters here talk about their (disrespectful) exploits with the ladies and he mocks them in the funniest way.

FKari … hilarious one liners

rufuspaul … made that one joke about a guy looking up from a well and seeing kkk

looten plunder/that john basedow gimmick

JTOTHEIZZO... too many to count, but that catzhernan-dayz satire thread. :oldlol: :oldlol: the fluffy bird raps were hilarious too. the NoFX threads. Being LoJ's hypeman.

Legend of Josh: I'd say he's number 1 actually. talks about this place being his playground, people being his "e-ga.." a colorful personality :)

gts …. his one liner against jfresh basketball

fashionissues … had all kinds of funny photoshop images

Charlie z …. unintentionally

highwhey
08-15-2019, 04:02 PM
Lambruh clotheslining justin in his own thread with one post. I burst into laughter when I think about how gay justin is yet he tried calling out another poster. Getting checked in your own thread is classic ISH.

rufuspaul
08-15-2019, 04:02 PM
petes Montreux... that time he called mbell a manatee... unreal.




That was a classic. :applause:

highwhey
08-15-2019, 04:04 PM
Bballguy...something like that. He made that thread about his roommate jerking off at night on the top bunk while he felt the bunk bed moving :roll:

Prometheus
08-15-2019, 04:15 PM
6_for_24 was probably the funniest of all time

"Warmest regards" :oldlol:


scuzzy gotta be up there

warriorfan

Bosnian Sajo
08-15-2019, 04:28 PM
I don't think I've ever laughed at a Scuzzy post.




Levity is a legit, funny guy. He's the only one who instantly comes to mind, although I'm 100% forgetting people.

Shogon
08-15-2019, 04:28 PM
[QUOTE=JEFFERSON MONEY]nastywin

egokiller
08-15-2019, 04:30 PM
[QUOTE=Shogon]If this isn

Wiggins23
08-15-2019, 04:34 PM
Levity

RRR3
08-15-2019, 04:52 PM
Levity is funny, good mention.

rufuspaul
08-15-2019, 05:46 PM
B-Low was one of the funniest posters. May he RIP. :(

scuzzy
08-15-2019, 05:49 PM
Fkari
BigKingsfan
Jameer
Fudge
Fonz
ISB
Ayotunde Ndiaye

RRR3
08-15-2019, 05:56 PM
Forgot to include BigKingsfan! Mr. Fonzworth is funny too. Great adds.

Mr Feeny
08-15-2019, 05:57 PM
By FAR, the African poster who created his own PER metric. Forgot his name:oldlol: :oldlol:

Mr Feeny
08-15-2019, 05:59 PM
Fkari
BigKingsfan
Jameer
Fudge
Fonz
ISB
Ayotunde Ndiaye

Him! Is it the same guy as 6_for_24?

Prometheus
08-15-2019, 06:05 PM
Him! Is it the same guy as 6_for_24?

6_for_24 was his ISH username, and he would always sign his posts:

"Warmest regards,

Ayotunde Ndiaye"

NBAGOAT
08-15-2019, 06:07 PM
gotta agree with the others saying fkari and levity

Mask the Embiid
08-15-2019, 06:09 PM
lambruh
scuzzy
warrionfan
egokiller
and 20four (whatever name he's posting on now)

RRR3
08-15-2019, 06:10 PM
lambruh
scuzzy
warrionfan
egokiller
and 20four (whatever name he's posting on now)
:biggums:

Literally the least funny poster.

ILLsmak
08-15-2019, 06:19 PM
Gotta be me. Top 5 ez. People don't understand what I'm doing here.

Levity is indeed funny. Sometimes I don't post haha at his shit but usually it makes me laugh a little even when it's like oh you.

Other people had their moments. Like I said nick Young talking about when they do **** in porn they swap out trannies to **** in the ass, all that shit had me dying. But I'm a disturbed individual.

Levity actually has a comedy podcast or something, so he probably wins by default. Some people are witty, some people have funny personas , some people act funny about certain topics. Ish in general is a high laugh place.

Just know I'm always laughing while I'm here. Altho I don't usually get involved in rolling emoji trains.

-Smak

Shogon
08-15-2019, 06:21 PM
BTW, despite the fact that they're basically each other's arch nemesis, I would say warriorfan and lambruh. Probably the two funniest, tbh. Stalker is up there sometimes too.

ArbitraryWater
08-15-2019, 06:22 PM
Gotta be me. Top 5 ez. People don't understand what I'm doing here.

-Smak

:oldlol:

this actually does make you a mention

highwhey
08-15-2019, 06:23 PM
B-Low was one of the funniest posters. May he RIP. :(
He died?!

tpols
08-15-2019, 06:23 PM
none of yall are really funny especially the simon trolls.

kblaze wrote one of the funniest ethers ive ever seen a few weeks ago.

still laugh at it from time to time...

ArbitraryWater
08-15-2019, 06:24 PM
6_For_24 (as in 6 rings for #24 :lol ), brings some memories...



I'm just now laughing over his GIF of Kobe's "game winner" against the Kings in 02, where they show him going up for the shot and then all of a sudden the trajectory of Horry's shot :roll:

tpols
08-15-2019, 06:28 PM
6_For_24 (as in 6 rings for #24 :lol ), brings some memories...



I'm just now laughing over his GIF of Kobe's "game winner" against the Kings in 02, where they show him going up for the shot and then all of a sudden the trajectory of Horry's shot :roll:


that was a GOAT poast lol


i think that was starface tbh

ArbitraryWater
08-15-2019, 06:32 PM
that was a GOAT poast lol


i think that was starface tbh

im certain it was ayotunde tbh

ILLsmak
08-15-2019, 06:32 PM
none of yall are really funny especially the simon trolls.

kblaze wrote one of the funniest ethers ive ever seen a few weeks ago.

still laugh at it from time to time...

Very few people actually have a sense of humor where they want things to be funny just because, no matter who gets hurt or what the underlying meaning is. A lot of people want comedy to accomplish something other than being utter nonsense that makes you laugh. In that way maybe a lot of dudes here aren't funny, but to someone who loves to chill and laugh it's a gold mine.

@arby you know I'm ****in funny.

-Smak

scuzzy
08-15-2019, 06:35 PM
6_For_24 (as in 6 rings for #24 :lol ), brings some memories...



I'm just now laughing over his GIF of Kobe's "game winner" against the Kings in 02, where they show him going up for the shot and then all of a sudden the trajectory of Horry's shot :roll:

exactly, classic satire lol


Jeff purged all those gems :facepalm

qrich
08-15-2019, 06:36 PM
B-Low was one of the funniest posters. May he RIP. :(

Wait..B-Low died? Heard BagelRed, but not him. Damn

And Bagel deserves a mention here as well. As does LamarDoom

And LilOjMayo

RRR3
08-15-2019, 06:44 PM
Wait Bagel and B-Low died?


When?

highwhey
08-15-2019, 06:45 PM
Blow was hilarious. I remember his first post ether against ace23.

Ace made a thread about how he had "made it". Blow's reply was just a picture of Michelle from full house spitting water from laughter. For those that don't know, ace was a rapper...not famous in any capacity.

ArbitraryWater
08-15-2019, 06:55 PM
i remember macmac telling an aspiring rapper, maybe it was ace, about how good he sounded, clearly satirical if you knew him but otherwise would be seen as genuine....


he said something along the lines of "in fact, you should drop outta school right now, focus on your career, while you still have that raw street flow"


i couldnt

Proctor
08-15-2019, 07:06 PM
In no order:

Derozan m8
Warriorfan
Stamkos
Egokiller
Bullettooth/Gilearacer/Stalker/Pickern (minus his OTC suckoff with the village idiots) + all the other Lebron truthers
Shogon when his very real Aspergers is in check
DnK/Simon posse (some are funny, some are unfunny alts, some are unfunny but lead to funny chaos)
Coin24/Cashew - when he

Prometheus
08-15-2019, 07:15 PM
GimmeThat is also really good.

If you learn to speak his language, he is actually very insightful.

Celtics 1825
08-15-2019, 11:17 PM
theoo (haven't seen him in years though, hope he's alright)
Smoke
red1
MrFonzworth
LAmbruh
JEFFERSON MONEY
Warriorfan
Wheels & Co. (occasionally funny, but mostly annoying)
Justin (occasionally funny, but mostly annoying)
pauk (never forget the lion essay :lol )

MrFonzworth
08-15-2019, 11:43 PM
Since I've been on ISH:

Hylian, the dude with the pikachu avi, he has 10k+ posts, i dont think any of them are more than a sentence long. Just imagining some pissed off disappointed Magic fan who doesnt give a **** anymore but is still active from the birth of ISH is funny to me

FKAri, I almost always get a chuckle out of him.

Highwey's brief mid-air pickup phase was funny as hell to me

The Scuzzy/Gus/Lambruh personas when they interacted with each other

Im Still Ballin posts were consistently funny

Mask the Embiid's overanalyzing of race in every situation, same with Stalker and 90s Goat

GimmeThat's schizophrenia

Soubeach has some good one liners

Warriorfan as well, but sometimes goes overboard

32-24 Footwork had a clever approach to his anti-LeBron posts, often got a laugh out of me

MrFonzworth
08-15-2019, 11:45 PM
Also coin24 calling everyone simon. Almost forgot.

jstern
08-15-2019, 11:49 PM
In no order:

Derozan m8
Warriorfan
Stamkos
Egokiller
Bullettooth/Gilearacer/Stalker/Pickern (minus his OTC suckoff with the village idiots) + all the other Lebron truthers
Shogon when his very real Aspergers is in check
DnK/Simon posse (some are funny, some are unfunny alts, some are unfunny but lead to funny chaos)
Coin24/Cashew - when he’s not incessantly trying to bully other posters...the Simon and his uncle shtick is absolutely hilarious
GimmeThat - when people actually respond to his off-course rants and take him to be serious
jstern - triggering Shogon and outing Manny as a fish peddler

Forgetting numerous I’m sure

Thank you for the mention. Though I think I'm the one that started the Wheels being Jeff's nephew conspiracy. Linking it up with the mass deletions and Jeff needing to get rid of the undeniable evidence. And then KennethGriffin started mentioning it, and I guess others also.


It's part of a larger conspiracy that involves Jeff and his Nephew Simon. Where Jeff has this nephew that's in a wheelchair and lives in his mother's basement, is in love with Lebron, and Jeff helps his mother out. He wheels back in forth between a network of computers, which produces a lot of heat, so he has a very loud air conditioner running in the basement 24/7. Even during winter. Plus the noise of the computers.

Even though Jeff does not approve of what he's doing, how unhealthy it is, he turned a blind eye to it because it at least generates a lot of clicks.

People here were very close of uncovering this whole conspiracy, due to many clues left in many threads the last couple of years, thus the reason for the "needed" mass deletion of tens of thousands of threads. From the time Simon first created an account.

The official reason for the mass deletion was that it was needed to migrated to new servers, but per my sources it was really meant to hide the truth.

https://i.ibb.co/0sq7M2R/Wheels.png

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13610309&postcount=19

DeuceWallaces
08-16-2019, 12:02 AM
[QUOTE=JEFFERSON MONEY]nastywin

LAmbruh
08-16-2019, 12:30 AM
:hammertime: :dancin

Wally450
08-16-2019, 10:28 AM
Once in a Decade.

Used to enjoy his posts. Big fan of Jayden James also. :cheers:

HylianNightmare
08-16-2019, 10:34 AM
Levity and kblaze crack me up

ItsMillerTime
08-16-2019, 10:53 AM
Also coin24 calling everyone simon. Almost forgot.

This. Simon has literally mindfvcked that dude. He's accused me of being Simon, I barely even post :hammerhead:

Bosnian Sajo
08-16-2019, 10:54 AM
:hammertime: :dancin

I can't believe anyone actually finds this ****** funny.

egokiller
08-16-2019, 10:56 AM
This. Simon has literally mindfvcked that dude. He's accused me of being Simon, I barely even post :hammerhead:

He

Prometheus
08-16-2019, 11:26 AM
I can't believe anyone actually finds this ****** funny.

Same. He is just a race-baiter.

ItsMillerTime
08-16-2019, 11:26 AM
[QUOTE=egokiller]He

Proctor
08-16-2019, 11:35 AM
Hylian, the dude with the pikachu avi, he has 10k+ posts, i dont think any of them are more than a sentence long. Just imagining some pissed off disappointed Magic fan who doesnt give a **** anymore but is still active from the birth of ISH is funny to me
:roll: :roll: Yes :applause:

More than 5 words is rare

DaHeezy
08-16-2019, 12:12 PM
Has anyone said Kwajo?
Photoshop master and the originator of alts. Dude was funny AF.

step_back
08-16-2019, 12:23 PM
B-Low was one of the funniest posters. May he RIP. :(

WHAT?!?


I hope you mean he just got fed up with this shit board and the losers who treat it like a Facebook account and didn't actually die.

P.S Bagelred passing away is genuinely sad. He had so many lame dad jokes.

DaHeezy
08-16-2019, 12:32 PM
Did B-Low really pass away??? I thought the RIP comment was because he retired. B-Low is definitely a throwback to the good 'ol days

Uncle Drew
08-16-2019, 01:10 PM
Bullettooth easily. His reponses are always so cringeworthy that it’s painfully laughable.

RRR3
08-16-2019, 01:21 PM
Add Uncle Drew to the list of funniest posters. Imo.

step_back
08-16-2019, 03:18 PM
Did B-Low really pass away??? I thought the RIP comment was because he retired. B-Low is definitely a throwback to the good 'ol days

I remember them well. The board was more laid back and friendly. ISH is a cesspool now.

egokiller
08-16-2019, 03:35 PM
I remember them well. The board was more laid back and friendly. ISH is a cesspool now.

That's what happens when you let your nephew make 20+ alts and then delete a bunch of threads to cover it all up. Jstern already put the pieces together. :applause:

MrFonzworth
08-16-2019, 06:14 PM
I can't believe anyone actually finds this ****** funny.
You take things too seriously here:confusedshrug:

TheMan
08-16-2019, 06:35 PM
LOLCATS aka Swaggeh...it got played out after a while but his supposed relationship with a tranny and getting pissed when we called him a homo was funny.

Theoo, he was always harping about how winning jump balls were a key to a winning basketball team and that no team really worked on winning jump balls :lol

jstern
08-16-2019, 11:10 PM
That's what happens when you let your nephew make 20+ alts and then delete a bunch of threads to cover it all up. Jstern already put the pieces together. :applause:

:roll:

Proctor
08-16-2019, 11:45 PM
That's what happens when you let your nephew make 20+ alts and then delete a bunch of threads to cover it all up. Jstern already put the pieces together. :applause:
:lol :lol :lol

Lebron23
11-09-2022, 04:32 PM
Wait Bagel and B-Low died?


When?

How???

Smook A.
11-09-2022, 05:11 PM
Surprised no one mentioned Budadiiii. He was legit funny

Off the Court
11-09-2022, 05:59 PM
I heard news of JohnySic's death too. RIP :(

He was really old, but it's still sad.

KNOW1EDGE
11-09-2022, 06:30 PM
Nobody on here is funny at all.

Axe
11-09-2022, 06:47 PM
Weird ass thread lmao

SaltyMeatballs
11-09-2022, 08:36 PM
Of all the posters that were mentioned in this thread there are maybe 1 or 2 that are still active on here. I guess the real question is, where the **** did everyone go?

bison
11-09-2022, 09:18 PM
Of all the posters that were mentioned in this thread there are maybe 1 or 2 that are still active on here. I guess the real question is, where the **** did everyone go?

place started getting infested with trolls maybe about 6-7 years ago and jeff has refused to ever do anything about it, forcing all the quality posters to other websites.

TheMan
11-10-2022, 03:19 AM
pauk never did come through with the MJ flop compilation video he promised us years ago :(

DueceWallaces, his insults were funny. BigNBAFan was unintentionally funny (claiming he was a doctor) and the way he was doxxed was both brutal and hilarious.

BurningHammer
11-10-2022, 09:16 AM
How???

Who knows? They may simply move on from this place.

HoopologyPhD
11-10-2022, 09:46 AM
Theoo, hands down.

Wally450
11-10-2022, 01:55 PM
How do we know of these posters deaths?

ArbitraryWater
11-10-2022, 07:44 PM
How do we know of these posters deaths?

ppl assuming

MrFonzworth
11-10-2022, 10:27 PM
Fkari
BigKingsfan
Jameer
Fudge
Fonz
ISB
Ayotunde Ndiaye




Forgot to include BigKingsfan! Mr. Fonzworth is funny too. Great adds.




theoo (haven't seen him in years though, hope he's alright)
Smoke
red1
MrFonzworth
LAmbruh
JEFFERSON MONEY
Warriorfan
Wheels & Co. (occasionally funny, but mostly annoying)
Justin (occasionally funny, but mostly annoying)
pauk (never forget the lion essay :lol )

:cheers: