How old were you when you first saw a pair of tits?

[Patrick Chewing]

I remember it vividly. I must have been six or seven (late 80's) and my Mom and I were watching some movie on TV. Well, I didn't have cable television till the mid 90's, so I don't know how this happened, but all of a sudden, a nice pair of tits were on the screen. The woman was getting out of bed and she was topless. My poor Mother had a heart attack and grabbed my face to cover my eyes.

I was still young so I wasn't sure what I had seen or what the big fuss was about.


Those titties were nice though. Big areolas.

[stalkerforlife]

Not sure.

But I sucked on two girls' tits by age 7.

They were 12 or 13 and horny.

But I didn't know how to keep going into sex.

[Celtics 1825]

I assume most of us first saw tits when we were infants.

[Manny98]

Still a virgin :(

[MrFonzworth]

Still a virgin :(
I told you to start eating canned sardines and drinking orange juice. Increase those testosterone levels.

https://youtu.be/4TVTm5xfvjk

[Prometheus]

I was like six years old when I realized my sister's boyfriend kept his Playboys stashed under the sink in our upstairs bathroom. I used to go in there to get myself a bath, but I would just run the water and look through those things, mesmerized.

Two years later I started *********ing.

[superduper]

Yo momma's when I was coming out of her at child birth...brother.

[LAmbruh]

Yo momma's when I was coming out of her at child birth...brother.
cringe

[imdaman99]

Yo momma's when I was coming out of her at child birth...brother.
I didn't know women gave birth nekkid :lol

[Raymone]

I didn't know women gave birth nekkid :lol
Dude was born in Malawi or something.

[rufuspaul]

Got ahold of some playboys when I was about 10 or so. Actual physical contact didn't happen until high school. I dated a girl in college that let me titty **** her and blast in her face. Shoulda married that chick.

[superduper]

I didn't know women gave birth nekkid :lol

It's the natural way, the way it was meant to be.

We also take shits wrong.

[nathanjizzle]

i dont know, but my earliest memory was when i was about 3 years old. my dad would watch his vhs porn tapes and ofcourse boobs were shown. The second earliest recollection of having seen boobs was at 6 years old. the neighbor hung an air freshener in his car and it was of a nude lady. getting to look at it was an astonishment, actually, a feeling i cant describe.

[red1]

older cousin who was in highschool hooked up that pay-per-view when I was 8 told me not to snitch and I could see all the titties I ever wanted. couldn't look away from the tv.



respect. I need to track this guy down and buy him a beer.

[Raymone]

Imagine preferring ass over tits.

[Long Duck Dong]

Around 7. Walked in on the babysitter's 16 year old daughter laying in bed with no bra and her big ass milky white tits in full view. She didn't even bother to cover up. She just tells me, "What? Are you just going to stand there with the door open? GTFO!" Her name was Kelly. She had a bad case of acne but a killer body. Does fondly looking back on that make me a pedo? :oldlol:

[Wally450]

8.

[Patrick Chewing]

Around 7. Walked in on the babysitter's 16 year old daughter laying in bed with no bra and her big ass milky white tits in full view. She didn't even bother to cover up. She just tells me, "What? Are you just going to stand there with the door open? GTFO!" Her name was Kelly. She had a bad case of acne but a killer body. Does fondly looking back on that make me a pedo? :oldlol:


https://media.giphy.com/media/10Jpr9KSaXLchW/giphy.gif

[diamenz]

https://media.giphy.com/media/xT9KVBD8Z6rKBVvYFG/giphy.gif

[highwhey]

Around 7. Walked in on the babysitter's 16 year old daughter laying in bed with no bra and her big ass milky white tits in full view. She didn't even bother to cover up. She just tells me, "What? Are you just going to stand there with the door open? GTFO!" Her name was Kelly. She had a bad case of acne but a killer body. Does fondly looking back on that make me a pedo? :oldlol:
:lol

[diamenz]

Around 7. Walked in on the babysitter's 16 year old daughter laying in bed with no bra and her big ass milky white tits in full view. She didn't even bother to cover up. She just tells me, "What? Are you just going to stand there with the door open? GTFO!" Her name was Kelly. She had a bad case of acne but a killer body. Does fondly looking back on that make me a pedo? :oldlol:

HARD.

[ILLsmak]

Imagine preferring ass over tits.

ez. Ass means something. tits are just tits. tits are for virgins who are too close to breast feeding/being mothered. ass is for people who want to get it in, just saying. I mean, for the kind of people who condone casual sex.

I thought this was a real life thing, too. I wasn't one of those dudes who lost his virginity in HS so when I saw a girl and this guy (didnt get a clean look at the guy, sadface) getting ready to skinny dip in my friend's pool at 15/16, I was just like holy shit. I didn't get such a clean view of her, either (darkness), and she wasn't really anything special but IT WAS A NAKED GIRL.


I don't remember the view as much as I remember that it happened. I'd have to wrack my brain to think of a time before that. If it was, it didn't feel as personal.

-Smak

[Prometheus]

Imagine preferring ass over tits.

You're joking, right? Pretty sure most of us prefer ass, my friend.

[Derka]

I was maybe 8 or 9? She was probably 15 or so, lived a block away in our neighborhood and would babysit now and then. I do remember that my kid brother was still a baby and after she put us to bed I heard her go down into my parents finished basement. Then I start hearing noise and music through the floor. So I sneak down quietly and lo and behold, she had let her boyfriend in through the bulkhead door for some awkward teenage boning. Caught them red handed and that was the first pair of tits, my first bush and my first cooch all in one go.

They weren’t very big tits but your first tits are always memorable tits no matter what.

[ILLsmak]

[QUOTE=Derka]I was maybe 8 or 9? She was probably 15 or so, lived a block away in our neighborhood and would babysit now and then. I do remember that my kid brother was still a baby and after she put us to bed I heard her go down into my parents finished basement. Then I start hearing noise and music through the floor. So I sneak down quietly and lo and behold, she had let her boyfriend in through the bulkhead door for some awkward teenage boning. Caught them red handed and that was the first pair of tits, my first bush and my first cooch all in one go.

They weren

[superduper]

Imagine preferring ass over tits.

Ass and tits are both sick but definitely prefer ass.

A shapely woman >>> a flat assed chick.

Jiggling that shit and slapping it up. Napping on it, best pillow out there.

Tits are okay.

[LostCause]

Ass beats tits any day. A nice pair is great to look at sure, but they don

[highwhey]

Yeah, ass is definitely king. Tits are fun for about 15 seconds, you can only suck them so long before they get boring.

But a nice fat ass...my goodness. Love grabbing a chicks fat ass, just palm that ass in public and tell her to get ready for a literal ass beating. You can lick it, kiss it, MOTORBOAT it, beat it, have it ride you...any which way it is pleasing.

[Prometheus]

Legs > ass > face > tits

I know I'm probably in a minority on my #1. dunno why, just always have loved legs

[diamenz]

Legs > ass > face > tits

I know I'm probably in a minority on my #1. dunno why, just always have loved legs

you're not alone, brother. ain't nothing easier on the eyes than a pair of long, shapely, juicy legs shining in the sun. we leg men stay classy.

...i'm actually with u on the order of all four of those.

[ArbitraryWater]

is this something worth reminiscing over?

who cares and how would u even remember :lol

[AlternativeAcc.]

cringe
:roll:

[diamenz]

is this something worth reminiscing over?

who cares and how would u even remember :lol

https://a.wattpad.com/cover/92782922-352-k474845.jpg

[Smoke117]

25 mins old I guess? I saw my first pair of tits when they put me at my mamas teat.

[MrFonzworth]

25 mins old I guess? I saw my first pair of tits when they put me at my mamas teat.
Also the first time you had a shot of whiskey

[Prometheus]

you're not alone, brother. ain't nothing easier on the eyes than a pair of long, shapely, juicy legs shining in the sun. we leg men stay classy.

...i'm actually with u on the order of all four of those.

:cheers:

Must say though, everyone always says long legs... I honestly prefer the petite women with the perfect figures.

IMHO, Ariana Grande is the sexiest female alive.

[highwhey]

:cheers:

Must say though, everyone always says long legs... I honestly prefer the petite women with the perfect figures.

IMHO, Ariana Grande is the sexiest female alive.
breh, AG has the body of a teenager...maybe an 8th grader.

5 ft, no tits, no ass. skinny bones.

i'd hit it if i had the chance, but she's not someone i would lust over.

[Prometheus]

breh, AG has the body of a teenager...maybe an 8th grader.

5 ft, no tits, no ass. skinny bones.

i'd hit it if i had the chance, but she's not someone i would lust over.

Whatever. You're entitled to your opinion.

[Smoke117]

Also the first time you had a shot of whiskey

Nah, my mama's not a drinker. Also, go fukk your mother.

[highwhey]

Whatever. You're entitled to your opinion.
you like hitting the tailbone when you're smashing from behind? :biggums:

only positive i can think besides her pretty face is that she would be LIGHT work for stand up intercourse, which happens to be my favorite position, which is very intimate and usually catches her by surprise...still, she's too skinny. if she had some ass, i'd agree.

[Prometheus]

you like hitting the tailbone when you're smashing from behind? :biggums:

only positive i can think besides her pretty face is that she would be LIGHT work for stand up intercourse, which happens to be my favorite position, which is very intimate and usually catches her by surprise...still, she's too skinny. if she had some ass, i'd agree.

She has a cute ass, I don't need it to be big. My ex had a big ass, black dudes were always tryin to play homewrecker. It was fine, but I prefer a perfectly shaped butt that isn't huge.

You're making it sound like she's anorexic. She isn't... just petite and thin. I like to truly dominate a woman in bed, and the smaller the better for that. My girl now has like the same figure, just three inches taller and not quite as flawlessly shaped.

You like what you like. I like petite submissive girls with perfect legs. Ariana is a flawless goddess to me. It's all good.

[highwhey]

She has a cute ass, I don't need it to be big. My ex had a big ass, black dudes were always tryin to play homewrecker. It was fine, but I prefer a perfectly shaped butt that isn't huge.

You're making it sound like she's anorexic. She isn't... just petite and thin. I like to truly dominate a woman in bed, and the smaller the better for that. My girl now has like the same figure, just three inches taller and not quite as flawlessly shaped.

You like what you like. I like petite submissive girls with perfect legs. Ariana is a flawless goddess to me. It's all good.
i respect your opinion.

for all i know, she's a crazy sex chick and loves it. that makes a big difference, i've banged girls with curves but were a boring lay. girls that love sex are way better...they'll try to break your dick off.

[ILLsmak]

[QUOTE=LostCause]Ass beats tits any day. A nice pair is great to look at sure, but they don

[Prometheus]

Bout the time I got out yknow. Good behavior.

It was a joke. I just changed the direction of my post. It was a whim. It happens.

-Smak

You've been more creative lately.

Ever forget to do the sig?

[Patrick Chewing]

IMHO, Ariana Grande is the sexiest female alive.

http://68.media.tumblr.com/f050224568ff0512751683833d91a70f/tumblr_osy1w9teWI1vkzuj9o1_250.gif


Bitch looks like she

[highwhey]

[QUOTE=Patrick Chewing]http://68.media.tumblr.com/f050224568ff0512751683833d91a70f/tumblr_osy1w9teWI1vkzuj9o1_250.gif


Bitch looks like she

[ILLsmak]

You've been more creative lately.

Ever forget to do the sig?

I'm always creative. I've simplified my patterns.

Duck duck goose.

Maybe. Usually it's twice when I edit tho. haha. Some double smaks exist in quoted form.

I THINK I SHOULD STOP COMING TO ISH. I'm making that decision right now. Me, you, smoke, n the reapers blade. Stay cool, dudes. It's been real.

HAHAHAHA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FswhQmILLU

-Smak

[Prometheus]

I'm always creative. I've simplified my patterns.

Duck duck goose.

Maybe. Usually it's twice when I edit tho. haha. Some double smaks exist in quoted form.

I THINK I SHOULD STOP COMING TO ISH. I'm making that decision right now. Me, you, smoke, n the reapers blade. Stay cool, dudes. It's been real.

HAHAHAHA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FswhQmILLU

-Smak

Maybe "creative" was the wrong word.

I used to read all of your posts in the voice of some wise uncle telling stories by a campfire with a pipe in his mouth. You were pretty consistently insightful, calm, maybe verbose. Like a toned-down kblaze with a more off-center style.

Lately you're more unpredictable. More humorous. I like it, but it also makes you seem a little more like everyone else.

For whatever it's worth, you have been one of my favorite posters since the beginning. If I see your name under last replied, I click.

[moongaze]

Probably 8-9. Not exactly sure but I know I felt like I was having a heart attack. Never had that feeling since

[Proctor]

Maybe "creative" was the wrong word.

I used to read all of your posts in the voice of some wise uncle telling stories by a campfire with a pipe in his mouth. You were pretty consistently insightful, calm, maybe verbose. Like a toned-down kblaze with a more off-center style.

Lately you're more unpredictable. More humorous. I like it, but it also makes you seem a little more like everyone else.

For whatever it's worth, you have been one of my favorite posters since the beginning. If I see your name under last replied, I click.
Smak hasn't signed on since his declaration :biggums:

[Jasper]

I assume most of us first saw tits when we were infants.
pretty sure I was one day old. /

[bladefd]

When I was around 12, I had a crush on my middle school English teacher, who was in her early 30s. One time she dropped a chalk and bent to pick it up. I had a perfect angle and looked down her top. She was wearing no bra so I saw it all. I lost my mind.. She didn't have big boobs but they were perky and just perfect. She had fairly big pointy nippies. Unfortunately I could only see the top part of her nippies. =[