Skateboarders weren't leaving me alone despite having a flashlight in my possession

[AirTupac]

I had a flashlight that I was waving around menacingly at them. They kept skating at me and bumping my ankles while i was trying to play ball. I eventually left to make this thread on ISH. Millenials man wtf?

[MrFonzworth]

:roll::roll::roll:

[warriorfan]

:(

[MrFonzworth]

This is why I own 4 flashlights.

One for my person, one for my wife, one for the car, and one at home. I make it a priority that my wife and my kids know how and when to use them.

[Proctor]

:roll: :roll: :( :( :roll: :roll:

[AirTupac]

This is why I own 4 flashlights.

One for my person, one for my wife, one for the car, and one at home. I make it a priority that my wife and my kids know how and when to use them.


Flashlights are super powerful. They're made out of metal sometimes and can bash a persons head in even though I've never come close to that and haven't even seen it happen on TV

[Facepalm]

Don't fvck with DaHeezy


https://cdn.athlonoutdoors.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/8/2012/06/flashlight-lead-3-copy.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCCa_aQSNnY

[MrFonzworth]

Flashlights are super powerful. They're made out of metal sometimes and can bash a persons head in even though I've never come close to that and haven't even seen it happen on TV
https://theawesomer.com/photos/2019/02/security_torch_2.0_infapower_flashlight_3.jpg

Let me tell you about my flashlight, now that we're on the topic of flashlights. It's a titanium bat with 1200 lumen flashlight tip. You can literally blind them with the light or crush a skull with one blow. I used a smaller version disorientating someone trying to use blow in a club

I bring it with me to the club. I say "hey, wanna see a flashlight?" I pull out my massive flashlight and show them how the light flashes. Then I go over hypothetical scenarios detailing what I would do in a self defense situation and a couple millenials with a skateboard were after me.

[DaHeezy]

Wow. 2 appreciation threads in one day. I'm flattered :applause:

[Prometheus]

:oldlol:

Well done, OP. I have to admit, I didn't expect this kind of gold from you. I'm impressed.

:applause:

[AirTupac]

Let me tell you about my flashlight, now that we're on the topic of flashlights. It's a titanium bat with 1200 lumen flashlight tip. You can literally blind them with the light or crush a skull with one blow. I used a smaller version disorientating someone trying to use blow in a club

I bring it with me to the club. I say "hey, wanna see a flashlight?" I pull out my massive flashlight and show them how the light flashes. Then I go over hypothetical scenarios detailing what I would do in a self defense situation and a couple millenials with a skateboard were after me.

Got me dead bro :oldlol: :oldlol:


:oldlol:

Well done, OP. I have to admit, I didn't expect this kind of gold from you. I'm impressed.

:applause:

Not that your comment has anything to do with what I am about to say. But I apologize for shit talking about your dad the other month. Unnecessary from me and overboard.

[LostCause]

Lmao this is hilarious :oldlol:


This is why I own 4 flashlights.

One for my person, one for my wife, one for the car, and one at home. I make it a priority that my wife and my kids know how and when to use them.

Dying over this :roll:

[Prometheus]

:cheers:

No hard feelings whatsoever. Comedy is really all that matters. When my old man finally dies, I'll be sure to write "AirTupac" in my piss right on his grave.