Friend tells me to meet him on my birthday

[Walk on Water]

I already had plans with family but he says he wants to surprise me so he said to show up at a specific time. But I don

[AirTupac]

You ask a lot of questions on ISH on what to do in your life. Do you have aspergers?

[Dinosaurus]

Depends on if you have rape fantasies or now

[Celtics 1825]

Idk Akrazotile, you tell me

[coin24]

Did you meet this friend on Grindr? Could be surprise buttsex.. go for it:lol

[GimmeThat]

well, one of your family member is a zombie

[enayes]

A good surprise is hard to find these days.

I'd say roll the dice and meet up with the friend.

[Walk on Water]

So the surprise is the game but I don

[coin24]

[QUOTE=Walk on Water]So the surprise is the game but I don

[Walk on Water]

He

[Prometheus]

[QUOTE=Walk on Water]He

[Walk on Water]

That's more of a boyfriend thing to do.

Your friend sounds like a legitimate ***.


He says nobody else is nice enough to offer me a birthday surprise.

[CelticBaller]

Surprise blow job

[Walk on Water]

I feel so bad

[Walk on Water]

I feel so bad but he keeps blowing up the phone. He just texted me 8 times and left 4 voicemails.

He said he spent all this money and took the time out of his day to plan this surprised game for me. He says he knew I was gonna blow him off.

But he keeps saying happy birthday anyway, followed by something passive aggressive.

Today is my birthday.

When I wrote this thread at first, he was just saying meet him but wouldn’t tell me what it was.

[macmac]

Fukk the year and month you were born on and the union that conceived you nine months earlier

[coin24]

Fukk the year and month you were born on and the union that conceived you nine months earlier


OP is what happens when cousins have a baby