Someone stole my fleshlight

[AirTupac]

Help

[warriorfan]

Jameer sewed it into his pillow

[AirTupac]

Jameer sewed it into his pillow


I thought some fvcking loser took it and started using it as a weapon against 12 year old skateboarders

[warriorfan]

I thought some fvcking loser took it and started using it as a weapon against 12 year old skateboarders

Oh that guy.

I think he shoved it up his ass

[Jameerthefear]

I'm the 2nd person in this thread

[highwhey]

I'm the 2nd person in this thread
:oldlol:

[AirTupac]

:oldlol:

You know you're a loser when you agree with JAMEER. HAHAHA what a fat loser. Sweat it out buddy

[highwhey]

You know you're a loser when you agree with JAMEER. HAHAHA what a fat loser. Sweat it out buddy
meltdown over an emoji :yaohappy:

[AirTupac]

meltdown over an emoji :yaohappy:


I could have the biggest meltdown in ISH history ala Clippersfan86 but at least I'm not a manatee who sweats when he types.

[Dinosaurus]

I'm the 2nd person in this thread
Return his fleshlight though

[highwhey]

seek immediate help from a mental health professional OP, if a single emoji can make you meltdown, you need to help your fragile state of mind.

[AirTupac]

https://media.giphy.com/media/POZ61mhTVLjRrmwdDA/giphy.gif


I can help. I can train you.

[MrFonzworth]

Return his fleshlight though
:roll::roll::roll:

[coin24]

Return his fleshlight though


Don't worry, after the first 3 inches it's still brand new

[Dinosaurus]

Don't worry, after the first 3 inches it's still brand new
:pimp:

[Long Duck Dong]

Don't worry, after the first 3 inches it's still brand new

:oldlol:



https://media.giphy.com/media/POZ61mhTVLjRrmwdDA/giphy.gif


Your fleshlight could be in the same place Heather Graham inserted the tracking device

[DaHeezy]

Lololol

Godzuki you kill me

[Bosnian Sajo]

Sosasuna...mi aflaq ene peritumo. Pornachi? Feriguamo. Eh lek bisanutra.


Arrida veci, borguzzi perigamo. Fi de cini alfredo, con quesa i abla. Mwah mwah mwah, esto perfecto! Sleez da mi ha colpito alla testa con una torcia elettrica. Bienvito, senore. Aguzi u supci!



Thank you.

[egokiller]

I thought some fvcking loser took it and started using it as a weapon against 12 year old skateboarders

No, it was a guy ensuring a perfect pour that happened to have a flesh light on his person. A tranny discovered this and took a liking to it:

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13811482&postcount=2

[AirTupac]

No, it was a guy ensuring a perfect pour that happened to have a flesh light on his person. A tranny discovered this and took a liking to it:

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13811482&postcount=2


:roll: :roll: :roll:

Dead

[egokiller]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Dead

:lol

Did you even seen that post of mine before making this thread?

[AirTupac]

:lol

Did you even seen that post of mine before making this thread?

I did but I forgot about it

[DaHeezy]

No, it was a guy ensuring a perfect pour that happened to have a flesh light on his person. A tranny discovered this and took a liking to it:

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13811482&postcount=2

Lol, I love the appreciation, but C'mon man, if that post got completely ignored don't you think it bombed? It seems like you, AirZuki, and Warriorfans/Proctor are the only ones that think it's funny anymore. But hey, if I'm still brainfu(king you guys have at it. :cheers:

[AirTupac]

*sees AirTupac posted*
*scurries into to thread like a cockroach*

:roll:

[DaHeezy]

*sees AirTupac posted*
*scurries into to thread like a cockroach*

:roll:

You made a thread about me you idiot. Of course I'm gonna click. 2 threads about me in the span of 2 weeks. I'm flattered. Good to see I can pull the strings on my puppet. :lol

[egokiller]

Lol, I love the appreciation, but C'mon man, if that post got completely ignored don't you think it bombed? It seems like you, AirZuki, and Warriorfans/Proctor are the only ones that think it's funny anymore. But hey, if I'm still brainfu(king you guys have at it. :cheers:

Calm down :oldlol: I only posted the link to that 5 sec post because I was curious if Pac came up with the fleshlight idea also. I didn't bother linking the whole thread or try to bump it to get views.

[DaHeezy]

Calm down :oldlol: I only posted the link to that 5 sec post because I was curious if Pac came up with the fleshlight idea also. I didn't bother linking the whole thread or try to bump it to get views.

I'm not trippin. I'm actually flattered. :cheers:

[warriorfan]

No, it was a guy ensuring a perfect pour that happened to have a flesh light on his person. A tranny discovered this and took a liking to it:

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13811482&postcount=2

I think I’ve been there before. Place sucked and there was this weird guy shining his flashlight everywhere. I almost had to whip his ass but he gave me a free beer so I left it at that. He is lucky though, if I knew how bad the beer was beforehand he would of got a double ass whoopin.

[DaHeezy]

[QUOTE=warriorfan]I think I

[AirTupac]

I thought I recognized you! You asked for directions to the gay bar. After I pointed you the right direction and you had left all the server were making fun of you saying you have a face not even a f@g could palate.

How was your night at the sausage party anyways?

Ew what an utterly disgusting cringy post. I shuddered.

[egokiller]

[QUOTE=warriorfan]I think I

[DaHeezy]

Ew what an utterly disgusting cringy post. I shuddered.

This whole thread is cringe. Only 400 views? Jesus, you suck at recognizing failure :facepalm

[warriorfan]

With it being that shitty, I would have thought he would have given you an additional craft beer token in addition to the free one.

:roll:

[Facepalm]

I thought I recognized you! You asked for directions to the gay bar. After I pointed you the right direction and you had left all the server were making fun of you saying you have a face not even a f@g could palate.

How was your night at the sausage party anyways?
0/10 do better

[AirTupac]

0/10 do better


Name suits every post he makes:oldlol: