The entire NBA Roster has to do an IQ Test. Who comes out on the top?

[AirTupac]

Who comes out on top?

Who comes out on the bottom?



Inb4 someone tries to trademark IQ Tests

[superduper]

The person who tried to trademark Taco Tuesday is 100% the highest of IQs

[90sgoat]

All time:

Kareem
Bill Walton
Larry Bird
Dr. J
Shane Battier
Vlade Divac

[AirTupac]

I remember Battier was recognized by his peers as being one of the smartest players.

Smart:

- " Bosh was actually one of the smartest kids in his high school. Bosh was a member of WizKids, which is basically a computer club focused on graphic design"

- "Shaq is actually a very smart man. He fulfilled his promise to his mother and completed his Bachelor’s Degree in 2000. He took it a few steps further and even earned his MBA in 2005. Since retiring, he received his PhD and wrote a thesis on “The Duality of Humor and Aggression in Leadership Styles"

- Danny Granger attracted the attention of some very prestigious universities – Yale even gave him a financial offer! Amazing moments like that will happen when you score a very impressive 36 on the ACT in high school. He instead when to Bradley University as a civil engineering major, which is a very academically intense program


Dumb:

Marvin Barnes was flying from Louisville (Eastern time zone) heading towards St. Louis (Central time zone). Barnes looked at the team itinerary and noticed the team plane was leaving at 8 a.m. and scheduled to arrive at 7:59am. Upon realizing this, Barnes announced he was refusing to board the plane because, “I ain’t getting’ on no time machine!". Barnes was clearly unaware of the different time zones and that the Eastern time zone was one hour ahead of the Central time zone.

[DaHeezy]

Lol, you can tell OP is getting his sh1t pushed somewhere else when he tries disguise himself as a normal poster with mundane threads. What a tool

[AirTupac]

Lol, you can tell OP is getting his sh1t pushed somewhere else when he tries disguise himself as a normal poster with mundane threads. What a tool


You've asked superduper 5 times in 5 different threads to link up to your thread in the Off the Court lounge that has 0 replies asking him to meet up with you in Toronto. Do you know how big of a loser you are ? Go talk to some chicks in Toronto you stupid loser lmfao. Asking superduper, who himself is a huge schmuck of a retard to hang out and getting rejected by him? Jeez thats cringe.

[DaHeezy]

You've asked superduper 5 times in 5 different threads to link up to your thread in the Off the Court lounge that has 0 replies asking him to meet up with you in Toronto. Do you know how big of a loser you are ? Go talk to some chicks in Toronto you stupid loser lmfao. Asking superduper, who himself is a huge schmuck of a retard to hang out and getting rejected by him? Jeez thats cringe.

Didn't take OP long to get his sh1t pushed by me :lol

It's called networking you bozo. Superduper already knows I got some of the best hookups in TO anyways. But glad to see you still take a special interest in my life

[Uncle Drew]

Who comes out on the bottom?
Derrick Rose failed to meet the minimum in an ACT a whopping 3 times. Not to mention he had someone else take the SAT for him. He is legit brain dead. The epitome of the following gif.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/BBkKEBJkmFbTG/source.gif

[FKAri]

90sGOAT: The Mavericks

[scuzzy]

Knicksman makes that call

[HoopologyPhD]

I have confidence that our King Lebron would be able to find some IQ boosting PEDs and also take some other liberties with the test that would give him the highest score in the L.

[BarberSchool]

Lowest IQ's:
Rose
Dwight Howard
Gerald Green
Jamal McGee

[senelcoolidge]

There have been many smart guys in the NBA throughout it's history. One guy that I remember being very smart was Alec Kessler. He played for the Heat back in the 90's. Basketball didn't seem like his first love and he had a short NBA career. Afterwards he was surgeon. Sadly he died of a heart attack at age 40, playing a pick up basketball game.

[Real14]

Lowest IQ's:
Rose
Dwight Howard
Gerald Green
Jamal McGee
And Lebron

[Shogon]

JJ Redick and Grant Hill are the two that pop into my head that have 'recently' played in the NBA. I guess you could throw Duncan on the list too, he seems it at least.

[bison]

Lol, you can tell OP is getting his sh1t pushed somewhere else when he tries disguise himself as a normal poster with mundane threads. What a tool

:oldlol:

Its super transparent

[bison]

And when he tries to sound like a normal person of average intelligence, he’s ripping off something he saw on reddit

[brooks_thompson]

Rondo would ace the more spatial questions. And maybe the whole thing. I always thought he was more intelligent as a person than as a basketball player.

[90sgoat]

And Lebron

Lebron is barely literate. I estimate his IQ in the low 70s, high 60s range.

[Im so nba'd out]

Dumb:

Marvin Barnes was flying from Louisville (Eastern time zone) heading towards St. Louis (Central time zone). Barnes looked at the team itinerary and noticed the team plane was leaving at 8 a.m. and scheduled to arrive at 7:59am. Upon realizing this, Barnes announced he was refusing to board the plane because, “I ain’t getting’ on no time machine!". Barnes was clearly unaware of the different time zones and that the Eastern time zone was one hour ahead of the Central time zone.
https://media.tenor.com/images/d878619f09b6a0b8728555cb2ea37bd0/tenor.gif


Embiid speaks 3 languages, i'll go with him unless someone speaks more.

[RRR3]

LeGenius clearly would come out on top.

[Shogon]

LeGenius clearly would come out on top.

If you're being serious you should never be taken seriously again.

LeBron has one of the most brilliant minds in the history of the game as it pertains to seeing plays unfold before they actually do, and understanding who should be where on the court...

But off the court? LeBron is a borderline retard. I would not at all be surprised if his day to day, non basketball IQ was in the double digits.

[Smoke117]

JJ Redick and Grant Hill are the two that pop into my head that have 'recently' played in the NBA. I guess you could throw Duncan on the list too, he seems it at least.

Being docile and boring doesn't mean you're smart. lol Duncan hasn't shown anything for anyone to think he's intelligent.

[sejoon101]

Rondo
Lin

[Xiao Yao You]

Miye Oni went to Yale

[scuzzy]

Yong Yea

[Xiao Yao You]

https://media.tenor.com/images/d878619f09b6a0b8728555cb2ea37bd0/tenor.gif


Embiid speaks 3 languages, i'll go with him unless someone speaks more.

Does he speak them well? They always said Mutumbo spoke 10 or something but if they were all as bad as his English who cares? :lol

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Emeka Okafor graduated in 3 years with a 3.8

[Facepalm]

Lin
Battier

[AirTupac]

So many people love my posting that they follow each post like its my *** from the tip of my dick and they're a big slut :lol DaHeezy and bison you guys will eat soon, dont worry.

DaHeezy is so stupid lmao. Guy has spammed superduper in 5 different threads saying "please post in my thread" that has 0 replies. You know youre in a public forum? What. an. idiot. The guy rejected you loser bahahaha

[DaHeezy]

So many people love my posting that they follow each post like its my *** from the tip of my dick and they're a big slut :lol DaHeezy and bison you guys will eat soon, dont worry.

DaHeezy is so stupid lmao. Guy has spammed superduper in 5 different threads saying "please post in my thread" that has 0 replies. You know youre in a public forum? What. an. idiot. The guy rejected you loser bahahaha

Lol, this guys abandons all sanity the moment he sees my name. I love owning this sh1thead :lol

[Gougou]

I heard about Ben Simmon is like under 2.0 GPA at LSU... something like that.

I think Javale Mcgee or Jeremy Lin prob smartest, Lin went to Harward anyways.

[chains5000]

I heard about Ben Simmon is like under 2.0 GPA at LSU... something like that.

I think Javale Mcgee or Jeremy Lin prob smartest, Lin went to Harward anyways.
Seriously? Could you explain?

Spencer Dinwiddie is supposed to be smart too.

[dbugz]

dumbest

Ingram

[Mr Feeny]

Lebron:

"We was dominit"