Update on the cringey fedora kid's junior high school crush...

[TheMan]

https://youtu.be/1z8zK2K8RSc

Y'all remember Garrett, AKA the fedora kid, and how he aimed for the stars but came crashing down to earth in the cringiest of ways? Well, other than most prolly being a prominent figure in the incel community (honestly didn't care enough to look for him), remember that cute little teeny he had a crush on? Well, she's all grown up now and became a beautiful young woman and...you guessed it, dating the QB but in college now.

RIP Garrett :lol

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/989357708557148160/8389V07Z_400x400.jpg

https://www.google.com/search?q=gunnar+holmberg+alexa&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjI7PHO7dzkAhUG4KwKHRszBP0Q2-cCegQIABAC&oq=gunnar+holmberg+alexa&gs_l=mobile-gws-wiz-img.3..35i39.2992.5453..7280...0.0..0.214.800.0j5j 1......0....1.........0j0i30j0i24.7ICUnOWTTzc&ei=ZnCDXcihMIbAswWb5pDoDw&bih=598&biw=360&client=ms-android-americamovil-mx-revc&prmd=inmv

Absolutely never had a chance :yaohappy:

[CelticBaller]

That kid needs to lift some weights and get a better haircut

The ladies love silly guys as long as they

[Bosnian Sajo]

Of course she's doing ok, I wonder how Garrett is doing. Man that video is hard to watch :oldlol:

[step_back]

Someone really should have put a stop to this beforehand. Garrett will have years of therapy for this.

[scuzzy]

It's amazing what fitness and lifting weights can do to lubricate a womans va8ina

[TheMan]

Someone really should have put a stop to this beforehand. Garrett will have years of therapy for this.
Exactly...kid was only 13, where the fukk was the dad in all of this? Any damn male adult???

First, kid needs a clue and some self awareness, forget about her being out of his league, she was in a whole other sport :lol Someone should've stepped in a told the kid to aim a bit lower. Then he went and committed the first deadly sin of being friendzoned, he went and put the pusssy on a pedestal :facepalm

Absolutely no chance. :(

[stalkerforlife]

So sad.

But so revealing of how women truly are.

[Bosnian Sajo]

So sad.

But so revealing of how women truly are.


How?? What did she do? Be nice to him and actually talk to him, which he mistakenly took for interest?

[Patrick Chewing]

This story probably hits home to a lot of ISH members.

[stalkerforlife]

How?? What did she do? Be nice to him and actually talk to him, which he mistakenly took for interest?

Are you serious, mate?

She's a shallow c unt and couldn't even muster up agreeing to a single date in front of millions of viewers.

She could've let him down off camera to save him.

White knighting is pathetic, especially when a broad like this wouldn't even shit in your mouth to save humanity.

[stalkerforlife]

This story probably hits home to a lot of ISH members.

It does.

But the kid could've redeemed himself by lashing her with a verbal assault and exposing her shallow c unt ways.

She gets to walk around scot-free feeling like an untouchable queen.

[rufuspaul]

The comments from the video are hilarious.



Later that day Alexa's quaterback boyfriend ate her chocolates while getting head by Alexa.


:lol

[Shogon]

Couple of things...

1) The guy is incredibly cringe and lacking self awareness. His little spiel is absolutely embarrassing. However, that does come with a caveat... if some chad looking football player in HS had pulled the exact same awkward as **** stunt, she would have swooned hard. So it really was never about the cringe for her... not really. It's about the fact that he's trying to play well out of his league and at that time, she knows she is clearly out of his league.

2) While unbelievably cringe, at least the cringelord shot his shot.

3) This cringe nerd won't peak until he's like 35 or so... his trajectory is nothing but up.

4) This girl was super cute, and she is still attractive... but it's pretty clear she has already hit the wall in terms of her looks... https://www.instagram.com/_alexablair/ Like I said, she's still definitely above average, good looking girl... but in relation to the general population, she peaked probably around the time that the cringe video was made. It's likely that her 30's are going to be very rough on her and she will be a shell of her former self.

5) The girl and her QB boyfriend are likely living the very best years of their life right this very moment, that's to say... if they haven't already done so. While their stocks have peaked, cringelord's stock will do nothing but go up for the next 15-20+ years.



So, who really won? The cringelord that made an ass out of himself at least putting forth some effort, or the girl who was peaking right there in that very moment in terms of her value as a sexual partner and likely peak value as a human being overall?

You decide.

[Levity]

that girls missing out. dude is about to make the big bucks when they cast him as the new mclovin in the superbad remake.

[Long Duck Dong]

What am I missing here? Kid took his shot and missed.

Total respect from me. I bet you he's doing good for himself right now and isn't an incel at all.

99% of the "incel community" make no effort to get with the women/girls they want. They just bitch about women on social media all day or worse, go shoot up a school or something.

[stalkerforlife]

Couple of things...

1) The guy is incredibly cringe and lacking self awareness. His little spiel is absolutely embarrassing. However, that does come with a caveat... if some chad looking football player in HS had pulled the exact same awkward as **** stunt, she would have swooned hard. So it really was never about the cringe for her... not really. It's about the fact that he's trying to play well out of his league and at that time, she knows she is clearly out of his league.

2) While unbelievably cringe, at least the cringelord shot his shot.

3) This cringe nerd won't peak until he's like 35 or so... his trajectory is nothing but up.

4) This girl was super cute, and she is still attractive... but it's pretty clear she has already hit the wall in terms of her looks... https://www.instagram.com/_alexablair/ Like I said, she's still definitely above average, good looking girl... but in relation to the general population, she peaked probably around the time that the cringe video was made. It's likely that her 30's are going to be very rough on her and she will be a shell of her former self.

5) The girl and her QB boyfriend are likely living the very best years of their life right this very moment, that's to say... if they haven't already done so. While their stocks have peaked, cringelord's stock will do nothing but go up for the next 15-20+ years.



So, who really won? The cringelord that made an ass out of himself at least putting forth some effort, or the girl who was peaking right there in that very moment in terms of her value as a sexual partner and likely peak value as a human being overall?

You decide.

That's sweet.

:roll:

The best looking people almost always win.

Just stop with your fantasies.

[TheMan]

Couple of things...

1) The guy is incredibly cringe and lacking self awareness. His little spiel is absolutely embarrassing. However, that does come with a caveat... if some chad looking football player in HS had pulled the exact same awkward as **** stunt, she would have swooned hard. So it really was never about the cringe for her... not really. It's about the fact that he's trying to play well out of his league and at that time, she knows she is clearly out of his league.

2) While unbelievably cringe, at least the cringelord shot his shot.

3) This cringe nerd won't peak until he's like 35 or so... his trajectory is nothing but up.

4) This girl was super cute, and she is still attractive... but it's pretty clear she has already hit the wall in terms of her looks... https://www.instagram.com/_alexablair/ Like I said, she's still definitely above average, good looking girl... but in relation to the general population, she peaked probably around the time that the cringe video was made. It's likely that her 30's are going to be very rough on her and she will be a shell of her former self.

5) The girl and her QB boyfriend are likely living the very best years of their life right this very moment, that's to say... if they haven't already done so. While their stocks have peaked, cringelord's stock will do nothing but go up for the next 15-20+ years.



So, who really won? The cringelord that made an ass out of himself at least putting forth some effort, or the girl who was peaking right there in that very moment in terms of her value as a sexual partner and likely peak value as a human being overall?

You decide.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx6U6bjByHb/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx6U6bjByHb/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Yup, she hit the wall...def would not bang :rolleyes:

[Shogon]

That's sweet.

:roll:

The best looking people almost always win.

Just stop with your fantasies.

Haha, it's not a fantasy... that kid probably won't ever be a chad, most likely, but he will without question be better looking at 35 than he was at 16 or however old he is.


Stalker, dude, I don't think you get it... her boyfriend is a backup college QB... this is it for him. This is the peak of his life, and thus, hers as well. Cringelord has far more upside. It's not close.

[Shogon]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx6U6bjByHb/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Yup, she hit the wall...would not bang :rolleyes:

My statements are too nuanced for your understanding, apparently. That or you just willfully ignore half of what I say, as if it doesn't entirely change the meaning of the sentence and context of the statement.

And for the record, your picture proved my point... she was better looking in relation to her peers in the video than she is on her IG in relation to her peers of the same age group.

She already peaked.

[stalkerforlife]

Haha, it's not a fantasy... that kid probably won't ever be a chad, most likely, but he will without question be better looking at 35 than he was at 16 or however old he is.


Stalker, dude, I don't think you get it... her boyfriend is a backup college QB... this is it for him. This is the peak of his life, and thus, hers as well. Cringelord has far more upside. It's not close.

A backup college QB would be better than anything 99.9% of this board will ever achieve.

At DUKE, nonetheless.

Safe to say we'd all take that peak.

[TheMan]

What am I missing here? Kid took his shot and missed.

Total respect from me. I bet you he's doing good for himself right now and isn't an incel at all.

99% of the "incel community" make no effort to get with the women/girls they want. They just bitch about women on social media all day or worse, go shoot up a school or something.
I get that but the way he did it was the worst way possible...all the girls were laughing their asses off and it's on the internet for the whole world to see.

Also, kid mentioned he likes sports and kicks the ball nowhere near the net :roll:

[TheMan]

My statements are too nuanced for your understanding, apparently. That or you just willfully ignore half of what I say, as if it doesn't entirely change the meaning of the sentence and context of the statement.

And for the record, your picture proved my point... she was better looking in relation to her peers in the video than she is on her IG in relation to her peers of the same age group.

She already peaked.
Ok starface, pretend she wouldn't be the hottest bish you ever pulled if she was your gf. You date supermodels exclusively?

[Shogon]

A backup college QB would be better than anything 99.9% of this board will ever achieve.

At DUKE, nonetheless.

Safe to say we'd all take that peak.

Nope. That kid is like 19 to 21 years old or some shit. This is it for him. His brain hasn't even finished developing.

I will say though, you make a valid point about Duke... he's probably not stupid.

But anyways... I didn't peak until I was 30...

Peaking at 30 > peaking at 20. All day ever day. No doubt about it, no question... not a debate.

[Shogon]

Ok starface, pretend she wouldn't be the hottest bish you ever pulled if she was your gf. You date supermodels exclusively?

I've already acknowledged she's a pretty girl.

But she's not my type. I like brown eyes and typically, almost always... brunettes. Not always, but almost always. That's beside the point... the point is...

That girl was better looking in relation to her peers in the video than she is in relation to her peers at 20 years old. She peaked.

[stalkerforlife]

Nope. That kid is like 19 to 21 years old or some shit. This is it for him. His brain hasn't even finished developing.

I will say though, you make a valid point about Duke... he's probably not stupid.

But anyways... I didn't peak until I was 30...

Peaking at 30 > peaking at 20. All day ever day. No doubt about it, no question... not a debate.

The social networking at Duke will guarantee this young man opportunities his entire life.

You have the optimism of the truest definition of a nerd; that's sweet and probably helpful.

You probably get excited about ant farms and science experiments.

Never lose that, you lucky son of a nerd bitch.

[TheMan]

I've already acknowledged she's a pretty girl.

But she's not my type. I like brown eyes and typically, almost always... brunettes. Not always, but almost always. That's beside the point... the point is...

That girl was better looking in relation to her peers in the video than she is in relation to her peers at 20 years old. She peaked.
Yeah ok, let's agree to disagree. She has really nice features, I don't see her becoming a dog all of a sudden unless she gains 40 pounds or becomes a meth head.

[Shogon]

The social networking at Duke will guarantee this young man opportunities his entire life.

You have the optimism of the truest definition of a nerd; that's sweet and probably helpful.

You probably get excited about ant farms and science experiments.

Never lose that, you lucky son of a nerd bitch.

:roll:

[TheMan]

The social networking at Duke will guarantee this young man opportunities his entire life.

You have the optimism of the truest definition of a nerd; that's sweet and probably helpful.

You probably get excited about ant farms and science experiments.

Never lose that, you lucky son of a nerd bitch.
:oldlol:

Yeah that Gunnar kid has a bright future, I don't know what Shogon sees in him saying it's all downhill from here. He's either pretty smart and talented or his family has money/connections to get into Duke. Plus, he's a good looking dude, no homo.

[ArbitraryWater]

some kind of actual backstory would be nice

[ArbitraryWater]

Someone really should have put a stop to this beforehand. Garrett will have years of therapy for this.

:roll: :roll:


smh

just saw the vid, that explains it


so how come the chick and her qg bf are internet prominence anyway

is it all derived from garrett?

[ArbitraryWater]

:oldlol:

Yeah that Gunnar kid has a bright future, I don't know what Shogon sees in him saying it's all downhill from here. He's either pretty smart and talented or his family has money/connections to get into Duke. Plus, he's a good looking dude, no homo.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BzKEomEBONZ/

looks standard, looks nice tho

whats the scar on her tummy btw

[rufuspaul]

He's either pretty smart and talented or his family has money/connections to get into Duke.



That's pretty much the majority of students at Dook. You also have to be a major douchebag.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

What am I missing here? Kid took his shot and missed.

Total respect from me. I bet you he's doing good for himself right now and isn't an incel at all.

99% of the "incel community" make no effort to get with the women/girls they want. They just bitch about women on social media all day or worse, go shoot up a school or something.

Yup.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

A backup college QB would be better than anything 99.9% of this board will ever achieve.

At DUKE, nonetheless.

Safe to say we'd all take that peak.

Respectfully disagree.

I think there are more than a handful here who can make well over six digits in some profession---and that'd be better than a backup college QB for non-sports fans.

[glidedrxlr22]

Damn....I remember this video. Yeah he took his chance, but still....I can't make it through the whole video. I took my chances too and failed, but this was rough. By the way....this thread is making me :roll:

[nathanjizzle]

A backup college QB would be better than anything 99.9% of this board will ever achieve.

At DUKE, nonetheless.

Safe to say we'd all take that peak.

dont apply your shitty standards to everyone else.

[Bosnian Sajo]

A backup college QB would be better than anything 99.9% of this board will ever achieve.

At DUKE, nonetheless.

Safe to say we'd all take that peak.



Bro, Duke is ass at football lol. Still cool that he plays NCAA, period...but lets not act like they are ANYTHING special in football.

[Prometheus]

That girl will have a better, happier life than the fedora kid because she is genetically superior to him.

The end.

[Shogon]

That girl will have a better, happier life than the fedora kid because she is genetically superior to him.

The end.

She’s already had a bout with cancer. The chance it happens again dare I say is much larger than that kid ever getting it in the first place.

And it’s extremely likely he’s far more intelligent than her.

The end.


Oh and it’s as I said... that kid isn’t going to peak until at least 35. Plus he’s ALREADY on the up swing and she has already peaked.

https://cdn.4archive.org/img/VRei08u.png

[TheMan]

[QUOTE=Shogon]She

[RRR3]

Kid was 13 lol. Lord knows I did dumb shit at 13.

[stalkerforlife]

Bro, Duke is ass at football lol. Still cool that he plays NCAA, period...but lets not act like they are ANYTHING special in football.

:facepalm

You're really overestimating the makeup of ISH.

:roll:

Playing D1 ball anywhere is a huge deal compared to the regular man. (Most here are below regular standards)

[TheMan]

Kid was 13 lol. Lord knows I did dumb shit at 13.
Did it involve trannies?

[stalkerforlife]

That girl will have a better, happier life than the fedora kid because she is genetically superior to him.

The end.

Dat logic, doe.

[Bosnian Sajo]

:facepalm

You're really overestimating the makeup of ISH.

:roll:

Playing D1 ball anywhere is a huge deal compared to the regular man. (Most here are below regular standards)


Read what you quoted one more time man lol. "still cool that he plays NCAA, period".



Even if it was D3, that is still impressive imo.

[RRR3]

:mad:
Still seething from the NBA forum :oldlol:

[RRR3]

Don’t make me bring up your pedo ways, OP. I mean even in the OP you’re crushing on a 13 year old.

[TheMan]

[QUOTE=RRR3]Don

[RRR3]

I said she was cute. Nothing wrong with noting an attractive teen. Never meant I wanted to bang her. Not into kids RRR3, I use dark humor from time to time, problem with you extreme libs is that you have a shit sense of humor, everything is offensive to your type.

Lighten up, soy boy.
You attacked me first, sorry you can’t take a taste of your own medicine :lol

[TheMan]

[QUOTE=RRR3]You attacked me first, sorry you can

[RRR3]

:cheers:

I'm only fukking with you.
Ok well I was just responding in kind. There are legit sex offenders on this board tho.

[JohnnySic]

Am I missing something? Based on these comments, I thought the girl was gonna laugh at him or something. :confusedshrug:

Btw, who the fukc wears a fedora? What is this, 1930?

[Duderonomy]

A backup college QB would be better than anything 99.9% of this board will ever achieve.

At DUKE, nonetheless.

Safe to say we'd all take that peak.
The next Daniel Jones :bowdown:

[CelticBaller]

[QUOTE=Shogon]She

[tpols]

not gonna lie that kid actually had nice coordination.

he had moves unlike most white boys..but didnt have the look unfortunately. he was slidin like chris brown.

wouldve been better off being a stiff, clean cut muscle head.

[tpols]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx6U6bjByHb/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx6U6bjByHb/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Yup, she hit the wall...def would not bang :rolleyes:


regular looking white girl...

cant hate on her for turning him down. The equivalent for us males would be if a 225 lb nerdy girl gave us a lap dance. Even if she had great moves... at a young age it would be embarrassing. and wed be clowned by our freinds for choosing her.

Above all, despite what everyone says about personality and ability... looks matter the most. on both sides.

unless youre a man with money, the aforementioned is all that matters.

[tpols]

That girl will have a better, happier life than the fedora kid because she is genetically superior to him.

The end.


dumb logic.

too many random events that could occur that could evaporate anybodys quality of life to say that.

[Prometheus]

dumb logic.

too many random events that could occur that could evaporate anybodys quality of life to say that.

It's a matter of probability, not certainty.

[TheMan]

regular looking white girl...

cant hate on her for turning him down. The equivalent for us males would be if a 225 lb nerdy girl gave us a lap dance. Even if she had great moves... at a young age it would be embarrassing. and wed be clowned by our freinds for choosing her.

Above all, despite what everyone says about personality and ability... looks matter the most. on both sides.

unless youre a man with money, the aforementioned is all that matters.
:roll:

I lived in the US, that isn't your regular looking white girl :oldlol:

She's upper level in attractiveness, the type that date QBs in HS, the homecoming queen types.

Not saying she's supermodel level, but amongst us regular folk, she's definitely upper tier.

Its like me trying to claim this is your regular looking Mexican girl...
https://66.media.tumblr.com/910cf0c12f18a6e1774987994b9dc766/tumblr_post3qQL0X1wpzlic_540.jpg

FOH m8 :lol

[CelticBaller]

It's a matter of probability, not certainty.
Well apparently she already had cancer so...

[ArbitraryWater]

not gonna lie that kid actually had nice coordination.

he had moves unlike most white boys..but didnt have the look unfortunately. he was slidin like chris brown.

wouldve been better off being a stiff, clean cut muscle head.

yea, besides his awkward appearance and nerdy look, he actually did well, and had some damn confidence to do that, of course.. which even better dancers wouldnt have.

[ILLsmak]

The irony about these shits is it's always like ugly/average dude going for it with pretty girl... so what is there to prove, what's the feel good part?

It's like saying fat guy going out with skinny girl. He's still proving he wants something that he's not and that he is undesirable. He is proving that he is just a shallow as everyone else is, even if he is successful.

I was a super dick at those ages. I was self absorbed in the more aloof sense. I didn't really consider the result of my actions; I just acted. Still, I think it's better to kinda chuckle at someone asking you out then walk away than it is to pretend to be nice.

There were definitely people I was nice to because nobody else was nice to them, but I never gave anyone even the slightest chance of misinterpreting signals. haha. Honesty is good bros. Truth can hurt, but it's better to know it.

And on a 100% real tip, I'm not feeling that girl. She's obviously at least a 7-8, but I dunno... she seems like she would be insufferable to be around. She's not like gorgeous to the point where you'd lose your mind for a second and be able to tolerate her. IMO.

It's hard to take anyone seriously who takes that many pictures of themselves.

Edit: EVEN IF she had cancer. See dudes, the truth is important.

-Smak

[FKAri]

Good lawd. This thread is cringier than the video.

[egokiller]

What has Garret done to better himself?

Nothing?

Figures

It’s sad how these incel fucc bois just think everything is given and not earned. Pick up a weight, learn martial arts....do something. :roll: