Would you/have you ever beat off to someone that died?

[Draz]

Was browsing reddit on my NSFW account at work - and they were commenting about one of the girls on there died after doing the business for a while.

Is the material still wankable?

[macmac]

You

[red1]

Was browsing reddit on my NSFW account at work - and they were commenting about one of the girls on there died after doing the business for a while.

Is the material still wankable?

[QUOTE=macmac]You

[RRR3]

Yeah. I think the first time I did it was to Angela Devi, a very sexy Indian American chick who killed herself (RIP).

It definitely felt a little wrong but I mean she has lots of naked pics and videos. It really sucks that she committed suicide though, I feel for her and her family.

[warriorfan]

Yeah. I think the first time I did it was to Angela Devi, a very sexy Indian American chick who killed herself (RIP).

It definitely felt a little wrong but I mean she has lots of naked pics and videos. It really sucks that she committed suicide though, I feel for her and her family.

:wtf:

:roll:

[TheMan]

I don't see what the big deal is, we're all headed to the grave sooner or later.

As you are, I once was...as I am, you will be.

[egokiller]

I think the main takeaway from this thread is that I am a mind reader.

Don't believe me? Respond with a number that contains 4 digits within the number.

Examples:

1089
2044

[Shogon]

I think the main takeaway from this thread is that I am a mind reader.

Don't believe me? Respond with a number that contains 4 digits within the number.

Examples:

1089
2044

What? You tell me before I respond... I don't tell you the number and then you're like "exactly what I was thinking!"

Like, what the ****?

[egokiller]

What? You tell me before I respond... I don't tell you the number and then you're like "exactly what I was thinking!"

Like, what the ****?

No there's much more to it than that. Just name a number with 4 digits. It's a nice bar trick.

[coin24]

Yeah. I think the first time I did it was to Angela Devi, a very sexy Indian American chick who killed herself (RIP).

It definitely felt a little wrong but I mean she has lots of naked pics and videos. It really sucks that she committed suicide though, I feel for her and her family.


Poor soytits develops emotions over his forbidden fap sessions:oldlol:
How dare you toxic masculinity!!

[Shogon]

I think the main takeaway from this thread is that I am a mind reader.

Don't believe me? Respond with a number that contains 4 digits within the number.

Examples:

1089
2044

2019

[egokiller]

2019

Nice, so this number backwards is 9102. Now give me 2 more 4 digit numbers.

The final answer after we add 9102 and those other numbers you picked + 2 more random numbers that I select will be 29100.

[Shogon]

Nice, so this number backwards is 9102. Now give me 2 more 4 digit numbers.

The final answer after we add 9102 and those other numbers you picked + 2 more random numbers that I select will be 29100.

1000
2000

[egokiller]

1000
2000

I'll choose

8999 and 7999.

Now add the following all up.

1000
2000
8999
7999
9102

[Shogon]

I already saw the 29,100 figure in a previous post... I'm in dark mode... I see all.

What is the relevance of 8999 and 7999? I'm too autistic for this trick.

[egokiller]

I already saw the 29,100 figure in a previous post... I'm in dark mode... I see all.

What is the relevance of 8999 and 7999? I'm too autistic for this trick.

The significance is that I knew what you were going to originally pick because I'm a mind reader.

[egokiller]

It works better with a deck of cards. You have someone pick 3 random cards and you assign a "10" to any face cards.

So if they pick 4 5 king then the digits are 4 5 and 10.

Now arrange those digits so that the number never ends in a 9 or a 1.
If they picked say 4, 5, 6 instead then have them pick another card and discard it if its and ace or a face card or a 10 so that the number doesn't end in 9 or 1. Or just rearrange the 4 cards so that you get a 4 digit number that doesn't end in 9 or 1.

So 4, 5, and 10 can be arranged to be 1045 or 1054. Doesn't matter as long as the rule above is followed.

Now once you have that number, subtract 2 from the last digit and add 2 to the beginning of the number. So 1045 becomes 21043, or if 1054 was selected, the final number is 21052.

So lets go with 1045

Write the number 21043 on another piece of paper and have them write down 2 more numbers. Any numbers.

Lets say they pick 1000 and 2000.

Choose the number in each column so that the sum is nine.

1 + 8 = 9
0 + 9 = 9
0 + 9 =9
0 + 9 =9

2 + 7 = 9
0 + 9 = 9
0 + 9 =9
0 + 9 =9

Then just add all that shit up and it will be 21043

1045
1000
2000
7999
8999

[Shogon]

It works better with a deck of cards. You have someone pick 3 random cards and you assign a "10" to any face cards.

So if they pick 4 5 king then the digits are 4 5 and 10.

Now arrange those digits so that the number never ends in a 9 or a 1.
If they picked say 4, 5, 6 instead then have them pick another card and discard it if its and ace or a face card or a 10 so that the number doesn't end in 9 or 1. Or just rearrange the 4 cards so that you get a 4 digit number that doesn't end in 9 or 1.

So 4, 5, and 10 can be arranged to be 1045 or 1054. Doesn't matter as long as the rule above is followed.

Now once you have that number, subtract 2 from the last digit and add 2 to the beginning of the number. So 1045 becomes 21043, or if 1054 was selected, the final number is 21052.

So lets go with 1045

Write the number 21043 on another piece of paper and have them write down 2 more numbers. Any numbers.

Lets say they pick 1000 and 2000.

Choose the number in each column so that the sum is nine.

1 + 8 = 9
0 + 9 = 9
0 + 9 =9
0 + 9 =9

2 + 7 = 9
0 + 9 = 9
0 + 9 =9
0 + 9 =9

Then just add all that shit up and it will be 21043

1045
1000
2000
7999
8999


Interesting. Thanks for the explanation.

[egokiller]

Here's another mindfvck. I teach this to up and coming mindfvckers as part of my mindfvck 101 course. It's a 3 day short course that teaches individuals how to begin their journey to one day becoming an advanced mindfvcker.

Arrange these rows so that it looks like an equilateral triangle, and not like a right triangle as pictured.

5
55
555
5555
55555

So there are 5 different "rows" as follows:

row 1 is five
row 2 is fifty-five
row 3 is five hundred and fifty-five
row 4 is five thousand five hundred and fifty-five.
row 5 is fifty five thousand five hundred and fifty-five

Now tell someone to speak the numbers out loud as you point to random rows.

Say you point to row 3, 5, 1, 4, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

Now ask them to say the first vegetable that comes to mind. The answer will be carrot.

Such is the art of the mindfvck, in the most simplest form.

[AlternativeAcc.]

This thread turned cringier than expected

[egokiller]

This thread turned cringier than expected

No one should read this thread unless they want to become mindfvcked over it.

[Draz]

Can yall recommend some

[MrFonzworth]

This thread turned cringier than expected
This. Was looking forward to some stories of people yanking off to dead people, was not expecting an autistic math lesson.

[egokiller]

Can yall recommend some

OK back to thread topic. There was some porn star in the 90's named Anna Malle that died in a car accident I believe. Pretty sure some kid out there is beating his shit to his father's old porn stash that has her in it or came across a video of her online. :lol

[RRR3]

Can yall recommend some
I told you, Angela Devi.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=247645155


Does them being dead turn you on or something? :wtf:

[highwhey]

This. Was looking forward to some stories of people yanking off to dead people, was not expecting an autistic math lesson.
:oldlol:

[highwhey]

This thread turned cringier than expected
this is how egokiller is in real life, just imagine his math posts but in real life...at a party, trying to entertain people...:roll:

[egokiller]

this is how egokiller is in real life, just imagine his math posts but in real life...at a party, trying to entertain people...:roll:

No, no highweight, these are bar tricks after you've had a few and the conversations start getting dry because no good games are on. We realize your social life is limited to shooting at stationary targets in AZ, so these things don't apply to you. :roll:

[highwhey]

No, no highweight, these are bar tricks after you've had a few and the conversations start getting dry because no good games are on. We realize your social life is limited to shooting at stationary targets in AZ, so these things don't apply to you. :roll:
this is the reaction of women at the bar to what you think is entertaining: https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/young-woman-yawning-260nw-121913353.jpg

:oldlol:

[LAmbruh]

this is the reaction of women at the bar to what you think is entertaining: https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/young-woman-yawning-260nw-121913353.jpg

:oldlol:
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[egokiller]

this is the reaction of women at the bar to what you think is entertaining

Why are we not surprised in the least that you would even think for a second that such tricks should be used as a means to pick up women? :roll:

[highwhey]

Why are we not surprised in the least that you would even think for a second that such tricks should be used as a means to pick up women? :roll:


No, no highweight, these are bar tricks after you've had a few and the conversations start getting dry because no good games are on. We realize your social life is limited to shooting at stationary targets in AZ, so these things don't apply to you. :roll:


so you're telling me you actively seek conversations with males only at the bar? no wonder you defend justin, you're gay too :roll:

[LAmbruh]

so you're telling me you actively seek conversations with males only at the bar? no wonder you defend justin, you're gay too :roll:
holy shit! he's the one that sucked his dick! :yaohappy:



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[highwhey]

holy shit! he's the one that sucked his dick! :yaohappy:



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[egokiller]

Damn, the boy's IQ is so low his take away from me telling him not to seek conversations with women that involve bar tricks is somehow in his mind the equivalent of not actively seeking any conversations with the opposite sex at all. :facepalm

Highweight's conversation starters with women:

"Hi do you like watching Netflix? How many series have you watched? I've probably watched over 100 different series this year alone. Ask me anything!"

"Hello there, let me show you a bad ass pic of me. No shirt on and fully strapped! Can I facebook you sometime?"

"Check this pic of me making this hooker suck me off. This could be you if you get me drunk enough tonight!"

[highwhey]

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[LAmbruh]

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[highwhey]

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:roll: :roll::roll:
7 minutes of insecurity...


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[MrFonzworth]

:roll::roll::roll:

[egokiller]

-Makes post at 11:04 destroying highwheight

-Makes some posts in the NBA forum.

-Comes back 7 min later and sees a spelling error so a correction is made.

End result are my lap dogs getting all excited over a simple edit. :lol

Another one. :applause:

[tpols]

I don't see what the big deal is, we're all headed to the grave sooner or later.

As you are, I once was...as I am, you will be.


As it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/214/331/_o.jpg

[ArbitraryWater]

havent jerked off to august ames since, no

[stalkerforlife]

OP works with kids.

Yikes.

[stalkerforlife]

Damn, the boy's IQ is so low his take away from me telling him not to seek conversations with women that involve bar tricks is somehow in his mind the equivalent of not actively seeking any conversations with the opposite sex at all. :facepalm

Highweight's conversation starters with women:

"Hi do you like watching Netflix? How many series have you watched? I've probably watched over 100 different series this year alone. Ask me anything!"

"Hello there, let me show you a bad ass pic of me. No shirt on and fully strapped! Can I facebook you sometime?"

"Check this pic of me making this hooker suck me off. This could be you if you get me drunk enough tonight!"

:roll:

I still can't believe he illegally posted a hooker giving him head to impress people here.

That's a legit f ucking felony.

So stupid and pathetic.

[highwhey]

:roll:

I still can't believe he illegally posted a hooker giving him head to impress people here.

That's a legit f ucking felony.

So stupid and pathetic.
the only felon on here is you. and fortunately for me, the face wasn't visible...:oldlol:

you raping that guy was very illegal though.