Whoa boys that was a close one!

[egokiller]

So I walk into a sports collectibles shop here in Cleveland looking for an autographed Jim Brown jersey. Sure enough they had one! I got so excited that I started to shit my pants. "Were's the bathroom!?" I shout.

Store owner points to it and I run back there. Sure enough, there's no fvcking toilet paper. I run back out, explaining the dilemma, and the owner says "I'm all out of TP, but I have some newspaper you can use." I can't sell these papers for shit, so someone might as well get some use out of them!" This life saver hands me two whole newspapers and I rush back, reliving myself just happy to have something available to wipe my ass.

I come back out feeling very relieved. I complete my purchase happy as can be.

I had to snap a quick pick before I decimated those poor newspapers. And no you sick bastards, I didn't take any after pics.





















https://i.postimg.cc/QtQ0rpjg/IMG-0844-Copy.jpg

[Turbo Slayer]

Nice clever shot at us. But there's one flaw in your 'story' if you wipe your poop, you are supposed to throw it into the trash can right? You and I have standards, man. Improve yourself. Jesus Christ. And who would bother taking a pic after shitting your pants? It makes no sense.

[SouBeachTalents]

Sounds like what happened to your Straight_Ballin account

[Smoke117]

Sounds like what happened to your Straight_Ballin account

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Turbo Slayer]

Sounds like what happened to your Straight_Ballin account
:oldlol:

[RRR3]

Sounds like what happened to your Straight_Ballin account
:roll:

[AirBonner]

Sounds like what happened to your Straight_Ballin account
:roll:

[Jameerthefear]

Sounds like what happened to your Straight_Ballin account
OH NO :roll: :roll:

[SpaceJam]

Sounds like what happened to your Straight_Ballin account

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[FultzNationRISE]

Sounds like what happened to your Straight_Ballin account



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/LimpingPhonyDouglasfirbarkbeetle-size_restricted.gif

[egokiller]

What happened to straight_ballin

[Turbo Slayer]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/LimpingPhonyDouglasfirbarkbeetle-size_restricted.gif

:roll:

[egokiller]

Nice clever shot at us. But there's one flaw in your 'story' if you wipe your poop, you are supposed to throw it into the trash can right? You and I have standards, man. Improve yourself. Jesus Christ. And who would bother taking a pic after shitting your pants? It makes no sense.

I did throw it in the trash because that’s exactly where it belongs. I snapped a pic because I knew you lefail stans would claim it didn’t happen. The best part in all this is how mad you are that I wiped my ass on something you’d love to have. :roll:

[RRR3]

Literally no one thinks this story happened.

Try harder next time, slugger.

[Turbo Slayer]

[QUOTE=egokiller]I did throw it in the trash because that

[egokiller]

Literally no one thinks this story happened.

Try harder next time, slugger.

You are seething right now. Keep the tears coming!

:banana: :banana: :banana:

[Vino24]

Sounds like what happened to your Straight_Ballin account
:roll: :roll:

[scuzzy]

Sounds like what happened to your Straight_Ballin account
:roll: :roll:


Straight_Ballin Last Activity: 06-24-2016 02:18 AM


4 years later he finally got to see the legendary Plain Dealers that he swore to ISH had been sold out all NE Ohio


until I posted mine within minutes and made em abandon his acct :oldlol: :banana:


https://media.giphy.com/media/XyIbFA1QUAcx79CwLx/giphy.gif





add it to his whopping collection of 2 Cavs memorabilia ticket stubs


https://i.postimg.cc/WpMcTkBL/download-14.jpg

[sdot_thadon]

4 years later he finally got to see the legendary Plain Dealers that he swore to ISH had been sold out all NE Ohio


until I posted mine within minutes and made em abandon his acct :oldlol: :banana:


https://media.giphy.com/media/XyIbFA1QUAcx79CwLx/giphy.gif


add it to his whopping collection of games


https://i.postimg.cc/WpMcTkBL/download-14.jpg
keep this up and he'll abandon this account too.:oldlol:

[AirBonner]

:roll: :roll:



4 years later he finally got to see the legendary Plain Dealers that he swore to ISH had been sold out all NE Ohio


until I posted mine within minutes and made em abandon his acct :oldlol: :banana:


https://media.giphy.com/media/XyIbFA1QUAcx79CwLx/giphy.gif





add it to his whopping collection of 2 Cavs memorabilia ticket stubs


https://i.postimg.cc/WpMcTkBL/download-14.jpg
Scuzzy going IN

[bigkingsfan]

Report!

https://media.giphy.com/media/11tRBTlIlmb10k/giphy.gif

[Vino24]

Report!

https://media.giphy.com/media/11tRBTlIlmb10k/giphy.gif
:lol

[Vino24]

[QUOTE=RRR3]Yo man don

[RRR3]

Uh when people brag on the internet they are asking for it. Simple as that
I think egokiller is legitimately in the running for worst poster on this site, but I don’t want the dude to feel like his personal life or security is jeopardized in any way. I’m always wary of stuff like this leading to people getting suicidal too. Perhaps I’m being silly worrying about that (I’m just a worrier in general tbqh) but it’s happened before.

[scuzzy]

Yo man don’t post people’s personal stuff.
I let Warriorfan off easy dropping the entire lump sum in one post, almost too overwhelming to process the cringe

Straight_Atlin's gonna get the Mitchell Report treatment with a slow drip leak little by little every time he acts up

Hangman style


https://media.giphy.com/media/IMOH7KL8x6aC4/200.gif

https://i.postimg.cc/V6qk2Lnj/101225432-183054357.jpg

[bullettooth]

https://pics.me.me/lebron-james-toilet-paper-too-good-36251768.png

[MrFonzworth]

Sounds like what happened to your Straight_Ballin account
:roll::roll::roll:

[scuzzy]

https://pics.me.me/lebron-james-toilet-paper-too-good-36251768.png


Imagine having a sense of humor where something like this registers as being creative and witty


"too good" ughhh

https://media.tenor.com/images/924d3c6a4bc528a201649a0637b4fdec/tenor.gif


LMAO classic snaggletooth dud


@uncledrew
@spacejam

[stalkerforlife]

:roll:

[MrFonzworth]

https://pics.me.me/lebron-james-toilet-paper-too-good-36251768.png
:roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:

[stalkerforlife]

OP got Simon SEETHING.

Dude is straight stalking him.

Now THAT is victory.

Loooooool.

[bullettooth]

Imagine having a sense of humor where something like this registers as being creative and witty


"too good" ughhh

https://media.tenor.com/images/924d3c6a4bc528a201649a0637b4fdec/tenor.gif


LMAO classic snaggletooth dud


@uncledrew
@spacejam

Did the image I found via Google image search make you angry?

[egokiller]

Hilarious, both OP and Welfarefan compromise their GPS location and cellular accts

The only thing compromised was that it shows I took the photo with a iphone8. That's standard even when removing personal properties from a file. There isn't any personal data contained in the metadata. :lol

[egokiller]

OP got Simon SEETHING.

Dude is straight stalking him.

Now THAT is victory.

Loooooool.


I made him waste time looking up the meta data for a file only to find nothing. :roll:



https://pics.me.me/lebron-james-toilet-paper-too-good-36251768.png

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Another one!

[SpaceJam]

Imagine having a sense of humor where something like this registers as being creative and witty


"too good" ughhh

https://media.tenor.com/images/924d3c6a4bc528a201649a0637b4fdec/tenor.gif


LMAO classic snaggletooth dud


@uncledrew
@spacejam

Oh my god! My guy, absolute classic meme! Get it? He does it again!!! BINGO

[egokiller]

Absolutely seething!

:roll:

[warriorfan]

scuzzy the incel with another one :roll:

stick to looking up porno passwords and playing battlefield with your

[egokiller]

scuzzy the incel with another one :roll:

stick to looking up porno passwords and playing battlefield with your “squad”

:roll:

Lil scuzzer thinks that pixel information from a photo taken with an iphone is the equivalent of GPS data and personal info. :lol RRR3 actually believed him which is the best part. :roll:

[warriorfan]

Lil scuzzer thinks that pixel information from a photo taken with an iphone is the equivalent of GPS data and personal info. :lol RRR3 actually believed him which is the best part. :roll:

:roll: :roll:

Lil scuzz making shit up? No way. What a shocker. :oldlol:

[Manny98]

Sounds like what happened to your Straight_Ballin account
:roll: :roll: :roll:

[egokiller]

:roll: :roll:

Lil scuzz making shit up? No way. What a shocker. :oldlol:

:roll:

[PickernRoller]

Bitchboi spinning at OP's tune.

Too Ez. :lol

[Jasper]

So I walk into a sports collectibles shop here in Cleveland looking for an autographed Jim Brown jersey. Sure enough they had one! I got so excited that I started to shit my pants. "Were's the bathroom!?" I shout.

Store owner points to it and I run back there. Sure enough, there's no fvcking toilet paper. I run back out, explaining the dilemma, and the owner says "I'm all out of TP, but I have some newspaper you can use." I can't sell these papers for shit, so someone might as well get some use out of them!" This life saver hands me two whole newspapers and I rush back, reliving myself just happy to have something available to wipe my ass.

I come back out feeling very relieved. I complete my purchase happy as can be.

I had to snap a quick pick before I decimated those poor newspapers. And no you sick bastards, I didn't take any after pics.



I am not saying your with less ...
I am saying your good for shit(.)

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