I had a bizarre Tinder experience last night.

[1987_Lakers]

So last night I was swiping and matched with a 21 year old who ended up living basically half a mile from me, we sent messages for a few minutes and eventually exchanged numbers. We kept on texting and she mentioned how bored she was, and I asked her if she was down to come over and chill at my house, she quickly replied "yes" and was at my house within 10 minutes. I had some beers in the fridge, so we just chatted and got to know each other better, eventually she starts getting pretty buzzed and more comfortable around me, I'm thinking to myself "This is gonna be an easy hookup", and told her to follow me into my room. There we are chilling in my bed, thinking im about to score, im all touching her without resistance, rubbing her back etc and she drops a bombshell on me, she says she has chlamydia.

I play it cool, but im thinking to myself "WTF, why didn't she tell me this before we met". My mood at this point has changed, but I don't want to be rude and basically kick her out. We keep on talking, at this point she seems pretty drunk, and I kid you not a ****ing earthquake happened, my bed and other things in the room start shaking, nothing too crazy, but it's actually the strongest earthquake I've felt since living in the Bay Area. Anyways, I'm getting tired since I was work at 6 am and it's almost 11, I basically say I have to go to sleep now and she basically throws herself at me, saying that she wants to **** me and what not, she starts grinding on me and starts moaning.

At this point I'm like "Wtf, we can't do that", and she says its OK, to just use a condom, I had one but no way was I taking that risk. I deny her advances which she later revealed made her want me even more, it took me like 20 minutes for me to convince her to go home, she would just lay in my bed looking at me when I told her to leave, she kept questioning why I didn't want to have sex with her, etc etc. She eventually leaves to my delight and slept right afterwards. I got a text from her this afternoon basically apologizing to me for last night and how she feels embarrassed. I basically told her "It's Ok, don't sweat it", but no way am I seeing that girl again. Be careful out there guys, it's a jungle out there.

Link to earthquake.
https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/Earthquake-rocks-Bay-Area-14528192.php

Those who live in the Bay, who felt it??

[ILLsmak]

Yknow on one hand it seems like you're being rude if you just say what u gotta go after someone tells you that shit, but when you really think about it the best course of action is to say dafaq n kick her out. For her sake and yours.

If she's got that shit and hasn't treated it or won't stay out of the game until it's gone she's got some issues. That might not be all she has.

Just be like no offense, nice chat, but ya gotta go. And when she's like what you're kicking me out cuz I got stds you can be like... Tbh Yea.

-Smak

[Proctor]

Imagine thinking a link to an earthquake would validate that pipe dream

Yikes

[sammichoffate]

Glad you're okay OP, you're a good guy. As for why she didn't disclose her STD, probably because it's embarrassing. Neither of you rly know if you're gonna click prior so it's kinda awkward to just say "hi, I have xyz disease".

[1987_Lakers]

Glad you're okay OP, you're a good guy. As for why she didn't disclose her STD, probably because it's embarrassing. Neither of you rly know if you're gonna click prior so it's kinda awkward to just say "hi, I have xyz disease".

I thought of this, she definitely seemed like a girl who was having some issues though, she just got out of a relationship and to me it seemed like she was desperate for someone to give her some love and attention. I felt bad for her.

[FultzNationRISE]

OP's story reminds me of some crazy shit that happened to me last year. I was swiping and matched with a 21 year old who ended up living basically half a mile from me, we sent messages for a few minutes and eventually exchanged numbers. We kept on texting and she mentioned how bored she was, and I asked her if she was down to come over and chill at my house, she quickly replied "yes" and was at my house within 10 minutes. I had some beers in the fridge, so we just chatted and got to know each other better, eventually she starts getting pretty buzzed and more comfortable around me, I'm thinking to myself "This is gonna be an easy hookup", and told her to follow me into my room. There we are chilling in my bed, thinking im about to score, im all touching her without resistance, rubbing her back etc and she drops a bombshell on me, she says she has chlamydia.

I play it cool, but im thinking to myself "WTF, why didn't she tell me this before we met". My mood at this point has changed, but I don't want to be rude and basically kick her out. We keep on talking, at this point she seems pretty drunk, and I kid you not a ****ing earthquake happened, my bed and other things in the room start shaking, nothing too crazy, but it's actually the strongest earthquake I've felt since living in the Bay Area. Anyways, I'm getting tired since I was work at 6 am and it's almost 11, I basically say I have to go to sleep now and she basically throws herself at me, saying that she wants to **** me and what not, she starts grinding on me and starts moaning.

At this point I'm like "Wtf, we can't do that", and she says its OK, to just use a condom, I had one but no way was I taking that risk. I deny her advances which she later revealed made her want me even more, it took me like 20 minutes for me to convince her to go home, she would just lay in my bed looking at me when I told her to leave, she kept questioning why I didn't want to have sex with her, etc etc. She eventually leaves to my delight and slept right afterwards. I got a text from her this afternoon basically apologizing to me for last night and how she feels embarrassed. I basically told her "It's Ok, don't sweat it", but no way am I seeing that girl again. Be careful out there guys, it's a jungle out there.

Link to earthquake.
https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/...a-14528192.php

Those who live in the Bay, who felt it??

[sammichoffate]

I thought of this, she definitely seemed like a girl who was having some issues though, she just got out of a relationship and to me it seemed like she was desperate for someone to give her some love and attention. I felt bad for her.Damn, yeah you dodged a bullet there.

[PWB15]

well what u expect since she was willing to come right over from matching lol

no phone talk, no meet up for coffee just decided to run to your place and never met u before. U had to know something would be wrong with her

[Prometheus]

Dude, just be happy she even told you at all.

[Hawker]

Isn't chlamydia treatable anyway? Should've ****ed her and gone to the doctor dude and got it sorted. Weak.

[ILLsmak]

Isn't chlamydia treatable anyway? Should've ****ed her and gone to the doctor dude and got it sorted. Weak.

Shit you've obv never had chlamydia and like I said if she's saying that and didn't treat it before trying to **** that's super suspicious. I know you're half joking but yknow aren't we all. The truth is also there.

A girl told me her sister has chlamydia and I was like lawl what a slut. But looking back with a better understanding of people it's like blackguypointingtohishead.gif.

Pretty sure I never had any stds but I Def went thru a psychotic detox period. Like you said handle your shit tho, then you need not disclose. But in most cases that's a get out of my bed scenario. No time for white knighting.


-Smak

[Kblaze8855]

I dont know. She did the right thing here didnt she? She couldnt know she would like you in person....but she disclosed before you went there. Thats fair to me. It sucks to get your hopes up....but the reason STDs spread so much is people not being real.

Shes more respectable than the millions who dont speak up thats for sure.

I know a girl who takes herpes medication she never told me about. I saw it on the label of her CVS pack...which I shouldnt have been looking at far as privacy and respect and all but....**** that. I wasnt sure what it was and I googled it....it was a herpes treatment....BUT...its also for other cold sores. I wasnt about to tell her I snooped. I feel like I did the wrong thing for rational reasons. You almost have to peek at things like that. How is the world better off with people hiding STDs? You leave a CVS pharmacy bag laying around in plain sight and we might have a sexual relationship soon im reading that shit. **** your privacy. She had herpes medication, anti depressants, and one I dont remember. I looked...and id do it again.

[Bosnian Sajo]

Isn't chlamydia treatable anyway? Should've ****ed her and gone to the doctor dude and got it sorted. Weak.


Is that really how desperate you are? "Sarcasm" sure, but I legit believe you would do exactly this :oldlol:

[Bosnian Sajo]

I dont know. She did the right thing here didnt she? She couldnt know she would like you in person....but she disclosed before you went there. Thats fair to me. It sucks to get your hopes up....but the reason STDs spread so much is people not being real.

Shes more respectable than the millions who dont speak up thats for sure.

I know a girl who takes herpes medication she never told me about. I saw it on the label of her CVS pack...which I shouldnt have been looking at far as privacy and respect and all but....**** that. I wasnt sure what it was and I googled it....it was a herpes treatment....BUT...its also for other cold sores. I wasnt about to tell her I snooped. I feel like I did the wrong thing for rational reasons. You almost have to peek at things like that. How is the world better off with people hiding STDs? You leave a CVS pharmacy bag laying around in plain sight and we might have a sexual relationship soon im reading that shit. **** your privacy. She had herpes medication, anti depressants, and one I dont remember. I looked...and id do it again.


Like you said...while it is an invasion of privacy, the bitch has herpes and didn't tell you...that's absolutely wild. OP's girl was at least respectable, but idk why she thought OP would be down as long as he used a condom :oldlol: STDs ain't nothing to **** with, even if it's curable. Why would you risk it?



All these dating apps have become reeeeeaaaally sketchy over the years, I would not mess around with those anymore.

[ILLsmak]

common procedure is disclose your STDs before you move to the bedroom.

-Smak

[rufuspaul]

OP's story reminds me of some crazy shit that happened to me last year. I was swiping and matched with a 21 year old who ended up living basically half a mile from me, we sent messages for a few minutes and eventually exchanged numbers. We kept on texting and she mentioned how bored she was, and I asked her if she was down to come over and chill at my house, she quickly replied "yes" and was at my house within 10 minutes. I had some beers in the fridge, so we just chatted and got to know each other better, eventually she starts getting pretty buzzed and more comfortable around me, I'm thinking to myself "This is gonna be an easy hookup", and told her to follow me into my room. There we are chilling in my bed, thinking im about to score, im all touching her without resistance, rubbing her back etc and she drops a bombshell on me, she says she has chlamydia.

I play it cool, but im thinking to myself "WTF, why didn't she tell me this before we met". My mood at this point has changed, but I don't want to be rude and basically kick her out. We keep on talking, at this point she seems pretty drunk, and I kid you not a ****ing earthquake happened, my bed and other things in the room start shaking, nothing too crazy, but it's actually the strongest earthquake I've felt since living in the Bay Area. Anyways, I'm getting tired since I was work at 6 am and it's almost 11, I basically say I have to go to sleep now and she basically throws herself at me, saying that she wants to **** me and what not, she starts grinding on me and starts moaning.

At this point I'm like "Wtf, we can't do that", and she says its OK, to just use a condom, I had one but no way was I taking that risk. I deny her advances which she later revealed made her want me even more, it took me like 20 minutes for me to convince her to go home, she would just lay in my bed looking at me when I told her to leave, she kept questioning why I didn't want to have sex with her, etc etc. She eventually leaves to my delight and slept right afterwards. I got a text from her this afternoon basically apologizing to me for last night and how she feels embarrassed. I basically told her "It's Ok, don't sweat it", but no way am I seeing that girl again. Be careful out there guys, it's a jungle out there.

Link to earthquake.
https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/...a-14528192.php

Those who live in the Bay, who felt it??


:lol

[RRR3]

At least she told ya.

[Hawker]

Is that really how desperate you are? "Sarcasm" sure, but I legit believe you would do exactly this :oldlol:

lol

I've never been that desperate and when I wasn't getting ass in my early 20s I would've been too scared to progress if she said she had chlamydia. With that said, back in health class, they never taught that syphillis, chlamydia and gonorhhea were actually treatable. They were taught as end-of-your-life STDs on the same level as AIDs. That just ain't right.

As long as the girls you're hooking up or dating are amongst professionals (women with careers and/or goals), you generally don't have to worry.

[rufuspaul]

lol

I've never been that desperate and when I wasn't getting ass I would've been too scared to progress if she said she had chlamydia. With that said, back in health class, they never taught that syphillis, chlamydia and gonorhhea were actually treatable. They were taught as end-of-your-life STDs.

As long as the girls you're hooking up or dating are amongst professionals (women with careers and/or goals), you generally don't have to worry.


Professional women can have **** rot too.

[Hawker]

Professional women can have **** rot too.

haha

Well, I definitely took some risks last year then and turned out ok. And as a result it's made me drop my guard a bit. Not sure if that's a good thing.

[RRR3]

Professional women can have **** rot too.
Yeah having a good job doesn’t prevent you from being a slut lmao

[sammichoffate]

[QUOTE=RRR3]Yeah having a good job doesn

[TheMan]

lol

I've never been that desperate and when I wasn't getting ass in my early 20s I would've been too scared to progress if she said she had chlamydia. With that said, back in health class, they never taught that syphillis, chlamydia and gonorhhea were actually treatable. They were taught as end-of-your-life STDs on the same level as AIDs. That just ain't right.

As long as the girls you're hooking up or dating are amongst professionals (women with careers and/or goals), you generally don't have to worry.
Lol, professional women can be sluts too. They'll fukk dudes who could help them climb the corporate ladder, those high rolling corporate executives types are infamous for banging whores on business convention gatherings...people love fukking, educational background is no guarantee of not catching STDs.

:facepalm

[Hawker]

Lol, professional women can be sluts too. They'll fukk dudes who could help them climb the corporate ladder, those high rolling corporate executives types are infamous for banging whores on business convention gatherings...people love fukking, educational background is no guarantee of not catching STDs.

:facepalm

Life isn

[RRR3]

[QUOTE=Hawker]Life isn

[rufuspaul]

[QUOTE=Hawker]Life isn

[Hawker]

[QUOTE=RRR3]So there are no slutty white collar workers? :biggums:

Please. A good job won

[Hawker]

:oldlol:


I was talking with my associate when one of our hygienists interrupted because she needed one of us to come do an exam. After she left he said wouldn't it be great if we lived in the early 60s. We'd be smoking, having a few cocktails and when a hygienist needed us we'd say shit like "keep your panties on sweetheart".:lol

Exactly.

I'm not claiming I pull tons of ass but in general, women that are professionals/educated are going to make better decisions about dudes they hook up with. And those dudes are generally higher caliber and they are pulling the same caliber of chicks, in general. Not diseased hoes who **** everything that moves. I always ask if they are on BC as well. Maybe I just haven't run into the BSC chicks ya'll run into.

You can get promoted these days without ****ing a corporate level exec. And not all women want to lower themselves to that position in order to get there - random doctors, accountants, admin, engineers, vets etc. aren't doing that at a high percentage. Word spreads around in offices and workplaces as well.

[AlternativeAcc.]

You don't even have a job so how would you even know?
Or experience with any women not directly related to him.

Soy tits sure does have a wild imagination.

[TheMan]

[QUOTE=Hawker]Life isn

[Hawker]

Or experience with any women not directly related to him.

Soy tits sure does have a wild imagination.

Not like I respected a response from him. Needs to stop filling his time with making a response to every thread on here due to having nothing better to do. Or keep the comments to stuff he has an authority to talk about.

Been there in the virgin territory and that's how you get out.

[Hawker]

So people who work in corporate America don't screw around... gotcha :cheers:
Screwing around and not contracting STDs. :cheers:

I'm not even talking corporate america dude. I'm talking your engineers, doctors, vets, accountants, environmental scientists...professionals are more than just high level vice presidents and execs and their secretaries.

[AirBonner]

So people who work in corporate America don't screw around... gotcha :cheers:
This metoo era kind of put an end to it. Too much risk

[rufuspaul]

This metoo era kind of put an end to it. Too much risk


So glad to be old and married. :oldlol: I'd hate to still be in the game now.

[Andrei89]

OP's story reminds me of some crazy shit that happened to me last year. I was swiping and matched with a 21 year old who ended up living basically half a mile from me, we sent messages for a few minutes and eventually exchanged numbers. We kept on texting and she mentioned how bored she was, and I asked her if she was down to come over and chill at my house, she quickly replied "yes" and was at my house within 10 minutes. I had some beers in the fridge, so we just chatted and got to know each other better, eventually she starts getting pretty buzzed and more comfortable around me, I'm thinking to myself "This is gonna be an easy hookup", and told her to follow me into my room. There we are chilling in my bed, thinking im about to score, im all touching her without resistance, rubbing her back etc and she drops a bombshell on me, she says she has chlamydia.

I play it cool, but im thinking to myself "WTF, why didn't she tell me this before we met". My mood at this point has changed, but I don't want to be rude and basically kick her out. We keep on talking, at this point she seems pretty drunk, and I kid you not a ****ing earthquake happened, my bed and other things in the room start shaking, nothing too crazy, but it's actually the strongest earthquake I've felt since living in the Bay Area. Anyways, I'm getting tired since I was work at 6 am and it's almost 11, I basically say I have to go to sleep now and she basically throws herself at me, saying that she wants to **** me and what not, she starts grinding on me and starts moaning.

At this point I'm like "Wtf, we can't do that", and she says its OK, to just use a condom, I had one but no way was I taking that risk. I deny her advances which she later revealed made her want me even more, it took me like 20 minutes for me to convince her to go home, she would just lay in my bed looking at me when I told her to leave, she kept questioning why I didn't want to have sex with her, etc etc. She eventually leaves to my delight and slept right afterwards. I got a text from her this afternoon basically apologizing to me for last night and how she feels embarrassed. I basically told her "It's Ok, don't sweat it", but no way am I seeing that girl again. Be careful out there guys, it's a jungle out there.

Link to earthquake.
https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/...a-14528192.php

Those who live in the Bay, who felt it??


Christ a small copy pasta like this can make anybody bored at work laugh out loud.

My colleagues looking at me like I am retarded :lol :lol

[egokiller]

So last night I was swiping and matched with a 21 year old who ended up living basically half a mile from me, we sent messages for a few minutes and eventually exchanged numbers. We kept on texting and she mentioned how bored she was, and I asked her if she was down to come over and chill at my house, she quickly replied "yes" and was at my house within 10 minutes. I had some beers in the fridge, so we just chatted and got to know each other better, eventually she starts getting pretty buzzed and more comfortable around me, I'm thinking to myself "This is gonna be an easy hookup", and told her to follow me into my room. There we are chilling in my bed, thinking im about to score, im all touching her without resistance, rubbing her back etc and she drops a bombshell on me, she says she has chlamydia.

I play it cool, but im thinking to myself "WTF, why didn't she tell me this before we met". My mood at this point has changed, but I don't want to be rude and basically kick her out. We keep on talking, at this point she seems pretty drunk, and I kid you not a ****ing earthquake happened, my bed and other things in the room start shaking, nothing too crazy, but it's actually the strongest earthquake I've felt since living in the Bay Area. Anyways, I'm getting tired since I was work at 6 am and it's almost 11, I basically say I have to go to sleep now and she basically throws herself at me, saying that she wants to **** me and what not, she starts grinding on me and starts moaning.

At this point I'm like "Wtf, we can't do that", and she says its OK, to just use a condom, I had one but no way was I taking that risk. I deny her advances which she later revealed made her want me even more, it took me like 20 minutes for me to convince her to go home, she would just lay in my bed looking at me when I told her to leave, she kept questioning why I didn't want to have sex with her, etc etc. She eventually leaves to my delight and slept right afterwards. I got a text from her this afternoon basically apologizing to me for last night and how she feels embarrassed. I basically told her "It's Ok, don't sweat it", but no way am I seeing that girl again. Be careful out there guys, it's a jungle out there.

Link to earthquake.
https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/Earthquake-rocks-Bay-Area-14528192.php

Those who live in the Bay, who felt it??

If only you were hip to the great teachings of Eazy-E, you would have been well versed in how to handle this situation. Eazy says:

And then I get the
Other pu55y put it in the freezer
So I can always have a on-hold skeezer
Yeah that's the ticket, I'll do it like that
So I told the hoes to take a big step back.

Tell her to comeback when she’s cleared up. By not being rude about it and putting that pu55y on ice, you could have had a nice skeezer down the road.

Assuming this is not a copy/paste.