All-NBA Dark Alley 1st Team

[Mask the Embiid]

If you had to walk into a dark alley in a crime ridden city, these are the 1st 5 guys you would want with you

PG Ben "Aussie Strangler" Simmons

SG James "Muscles" Harden

SF LeBron "260" James

PF James Johnson

C Joel "The intimidator" Embiid (MVDAP)


Jamychal Green,Bobby Portis,Mike Scott and the Morris twins just missed the 1st team

[Xiao Yao You]

Crowder

[red1]

:oldlol:

[Ghost1]

Nikola Pekovic

[dbugz]

James Harden about to play dead on those criminals.

[Overdrive]

Lebron would run away.

[RRR3]

Lebron would run away.
From you?


Sure, chief. Tell us more about how you could beat up a 6’8+ 260 pound incredibly strong human being.

[Ghost1]

bran collludes with the dark alley gang


all-nba dark ally 1st team implodes


simmons puts embiid in a chokehold


harden chokes himself

[Overdrive]

[QUOTE=RRR3]From you?


Sure, chief. Tell us more about how you could beat up a 6

[Wally450]

Embiid is a fake tough guy. Steven Adams is tougher.

[imdaman99]

Didn't Ben Simmons get smacked by Dragic? :lol

[RRR3]

Read the OP, poor man's SamuraiSwish.
If I had LeBron with me, his bodyguards would protect me. Easy choice tbh.


You’ll never catch me talking about LeBron’s ***** size (unless I was REALLY trolling) lmao I ain’t coach.

[FultzNationRISE]

All time?

Im goin:

Oden
Ibaka
James
Pippen
Childs



All those dudes packin a weapon so how could I not.