Last meal before you die

[TOUCH MY BODY]

Anything you want. What are you eating?

[Smook A.]

It'd go all out on my last meal. I wouldn't give a shit. **** the budget

That being said, I'd have a medium rare filet mignon, mashed potatoes with gravy, homemade mac & cheese, 1 slightly buttered yeast roll, a big slice of pizza, 2 pieces of fried chicken (1 leg and 1 thigh), a lobster tail and a jug of sweet tea

That's not all

For dessert I'd want vanilla ice cream sandwiched in between two warm, soft cookies. Chocolate chip cookie being on top and snickerdoodle on the bottom all topped off with a bit of caramel drizzle.

Then bam. Happy death

[TOUCH MY BODY]

That's a good way to go out.

[Smook A.]

That's a good way to go out.
Absolutely

[FultzNationRISE]

Could be wrong but I cant imagine people typically have very big appetites when theyre imminently facing death.

I think youd probably have to just try to force down something really greasy and foul and hope that the lethal injection process causes you to soil yourself before dying so that some prison shlub has to clean all your feces up afterward.

Go out taking one last shot at the system before your candle’s snuffed.

[ILLsmak]

[QUOTE=FultzNationRISE]Could be wrong but I cant imagine people typically have very big appetites when theyre imminently facing death.

I think youd probably have to just try to force down something really greasy and foul and hope that the lethal injection process causes you to soil yourself before dying so that some prison shlub has to clean all your feces up afterward.

Go out taking one last shot at the system before your candle

[STATUTORY]

[QUOTE=FultzNationRISE]Could be wrong but I cant imagine people typically have very big appetites when theyre imminently facing death.

I think youd probably have to just try to force down something really greasy and foul and hope that the lethal injection process causes you to soil yourself before dying so that some prison shlub has to clean all your feces up afterward.

Go out taking one last shot at the system before your candle

[highwhey]

[QUOTE=FultzNationRISE]Could be wrong but I cant imagine people typically have very big appetites when theyre imminently facing death.

I think youd probably have to just try to force down something really greasy and foul and hope that the lethal injection process causes you to soil yourself before dying so that some prison shlub has to clean all your feces up afterward.

Go out taking one last shot at the system before your candle

[CelticBaller]

ass

[highwhey]

ass
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[BigKobeFan]

Why are you virgins thinking about this especially highweight

You should be thinking of what to eat after banging some gooch

[red1]

steak and eggs with a side of cocaine and whiskey

[SomeBlackDude]

all you can eat buffet.

it ain't over till i say it's over.

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[ILLsmak]

all you can eat buffet.

it ain't over till i say it's over.

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haha that's like wishing for more wishes...

-Smak

[1987_Lakers]

- Medium rare steak
- Lobster tail
- Mash potatoes with gravy
- Mac n Cheese with bread crumbs
- Homemade lemonade

Dessert: Warm chocolate cake with vanilla ice cream on top.

[Levity]

to quote the great dale gribble:

"I'd ask for the world's rarest truffle. Then while they were searching for it, I'd tunnel my way to freedom. Of course, then I'd miss eating the world's rarest truffle."

[tpols]

Spaghetti and meatballs from a very nice Italian restaurant with a side of garlic bread.

[dude77]

a fresh big slice of the best pizza in existence .. some coke .. and a chocolate thunder from outback and I'm good

[dude77]

Spaghetti and meatballs from a very nice Italian restaurant with a side of garlic bread.

hmm .. or this .. some fresh spaghetti with marinara sauce .. I'm going with italian

[MrFonzworth]

A bowl of rabbit soup with a mustard turkey sandwich and no lettuce.

[highwhey]

some tacos from the best taqueria in the world

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[egokiller]

all you can eat buffet.

it ain't over till i say it's over

Well if it

[tpols]

some tacos from the best taqueria in the world

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dont you ever like to have something not from your own culture? :lol

[highwhey]

dont you ever like to have something not from your own culture? :lol
I do, but i try to limit eating out. Right now i am doing meal prep so i only get 2 cheat meals per week and 1 of them is tacos. The other is wherever i chose to explore.

I'm into trying new restaurants for the experience. Phoenix is growing rapidly (fastest in the country) and there's a lot of cool shit happening.

[Jasper]

last muff dinner on Heather Vandeven

https://www.xvideos.com/video1708582/hot_striptease_heather_vandeven

[Smoke117]

Four of my moms chicken enchiladas with rice and beans, half a one of her carrot cakes, and an endless supply of lager. I'd go happily to the needle after that.

[SaltyMeatballs]

some tacos from the best taqueria in the world

https://i.postimg.cc/SNy2X3xq/342-WSFDSFD.png
Is this Taqueria Mi Casita? It's in Chandler, AZ. That place is bomb affff. Check it out if you haven't already

[TheMan]

[QUOTE=FultzNationRISE]Could be wrong but I cant imagine people typically have very big appetites when theyre imminently facing death.

I think youd probably have to just try to force down something really greasy and foul and hope that the lethal injection process causes you to soil yourself before dying so that some prison shlub has to clean all your feces up afterward.

Go out taking one last shot at the system before your candle

[TheMan]

- Medium rare steak
- Lobster tail
- Mash potatoes with gravy
- Mac n Cheese with bread crumbs
- Homemade lemonade

Dessert: Warm chocolate cake with vanilla ice cream on top.
You basically copied what Smook A wrote :facepalm


My last meal...lay a bad bitch like this on a bed, gimme some whipped cream and an expensive bottle of tequila and I'm tongue fukking her genitalia...I'd die a happy man.

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[Jasper]

why the booze ???? go virgin

[Draz]

Idk why df we give last meals to criminals.

However, my last meal would be a ribeye medium, lobster tail steamed or grilled with butter, snow crab legs, kfc wedges and McDonald

[TheMan]

why the booze ???? go virgin
Obviously I wouldn't go down on the babe with my mouth full of tequila...that's just so I would be totally wasted by the time I would eventually get put down :lol

[insidehoops]

The best chocolate in the world.

[72-10]

Idk why df we give last meals to criminals.

Is this supposed to be a sick joke? Food is prescribed.

As for the thread, I'm considering whether it's a bannable offense.

[72-10]

a fresh big slice of the best pizza in existence .. some coke .. and a chocolate thunder from outback and I'm good

what is a chocolate thunder?

[DoctorP]

That's a good question I've never pondered...

[warriorfan]

Thanksgiving meal or a prime rib probably.

[Jasper]

wild game dinner , all the trimmings and a great bottle of wine / cheese cake and coffee for dessert

[MrFonzworth]

A bowl of rabbit soup with a mustard turkey sandwich and no lettuce.

Came in to post this but forgot I already did.

[baudkarma]

A related question that just occurred to me...

We've all heard of or watched the scenes where the Governor dramatically issues a stay of execution at the last moment. The condemned man is on his way to the chair and a guard runs up, or the phone rings while he's being strapped in, and hooray! Governor has issued a stay pending the outcome of some new appeal, so it's back to the jail cell.

Now, the condemned has presumably already had his Last Meal. Let's say the appeal is turned down, and a few months later he has a new execution date. Does he get another last meal? How many times can this happen? Say the guy goes back and forth several times, and he's facing his seventh execution date, and another last meal. He's thinking "Okay, I did the steak, did the prime rib, did the lasagna, did the tacos, did the pizza, did the crab legs... screw it, just bring me some Count Chocula.

[Derka]

The best all-American breakfast money can buy:
- three scrambled eggs
- 4 sausage links
- 4 strips of bacon
- true hominy grits w/ cheddar cheese and good Irish butter
- a buttermilk biscuit with sausage gravy
- two waffles with butter and Vermont maple syrup

If it’s my last meal, I’ll get it all down and die happily.

[bigkingsfan]

Kobe steak

[pauk]

Just an endless stream of Cevape to the side of Lepinja Bread, feta cheese stuffed Somborke, Super Spicy Ayvar and Kaymak, lots lots of Kaymak... and the creamiest FLIJA i can find (Albanian Cuisine)... some Baklava perhaps... all of this homemade from the sweetest Balkan grandmother, none of that disgusting shit you can buy outside.... until i cant take it no more and succumb... :)

You non-Balkan people are missing out, im telling you...

[Derka]

A related question that just occurred to me...

We've all heard of or watched the scenes where the Governor dramatically issues a stay of execution at the last moment. The condemned man is on his way to the chair and a guard runs up, or the phone rings while he's being strapped in, and hooray! Governor has issued a stay pending the outcome of some new appeal, so it's back to the jail cell.

Now, the condemned has presumably already had his Last Meal. Let's say the appeal is turned down, and a few months later he has a new execution date. Does he get another last meal? How many times can this happen? Say the guy goes back and forth several times, and he's facing his seventh execution date, and another last meal. He's thinking "Okay, I did the steak, did the prime rib, did the lasagna, did the tacos, did the pizza, did the crab legs... screw it, just bring me some Count Chocula.
I could be way off on this but I don't think the situation you're envisioning can actually happen anymore. I can't find a source for this but I'm almost certain I read about a situation where it was like...

- condemned exhausted all appeals and began preparing for his execution
- new evidence was found just prior to execution
- governor stayed the execution pending review of the evidence
- evidence was not found to impact the verdict at all so the guy was still guilty
- execution was rescheduled
- guy's lawyers made the argument that forcing him to prepare for his own execution a second time constituted cruel and unusual punishment, violating the 8th amendment
- sentence was commuted to life in prison w/o parole

I could be entirely wrong on this and someone who is more legally inclined would know more than me but I could swear I've seen that somewhere. I can't help but think that had to have made its way to the Supremes if it did happen.