I'm unable to get my girlfriend off most of the time

[Jameerthefear]

She is pretty small and I'm well endowed. We're semi long distance rn. Whenever we see each other she is super tight, like unbelievably tight, and the first time is always fun and she'll get off sometimes, but like if it goes for a second too long she'll be in a lot of pain and we'll stop. Then the next morning she's super sore and we have to use a lot of lube just to get it in. Usually she grits her teeth and acts like she's enjoying it but I can tell it really hurts her, so I usually will just eat her out or play with her clit. Any tips?

[Proctor]

Come up from behind her and pin her against the wall. Have her feel your icy cold hands run down her spine, onto her bum. Grab both cheeks, palming them like balls, as you spread them open revealing her asshole. Then whip out your anaconda and forcefully enter her rectum. She will scream in agony as you tear her anus to shreds.

[Smook A.]

Come up from behind her and pin her against the wall. Have her feel your icy cold hands run down her spine, onto her bum. Grab both cheeks, palming them like balls, as you spread them open revealing her asshole. Then whip out your anaconda and forcefully enter her rectum. She will scream in agony as you tear her anus to shreds.
Wow Proctor you're so original :applause:

https://i.ibb.co/xXZWpJg/PY385PK.png

[Proctor]

Wow Proctor you're so original :applause:

https://i.ibb.co/xXZWpJg/PY385PK.png
:hammerhead: :hammerhead: :hammerhead:

@Jameer...if she's too small you could always try to pawn her off to Cashew24 and get him laid.

[FultzNationRISE]

Nobody ruins a joke/meme like Proctor.


Anyway OP, if we can get some genital closeups of you and her, this situation will be a lot easier to assess.

[Hawker]

She's young.

[egokiller]

Live like a windrammer as you ****.

[coin24]

:hammerhead: :hammerhead: :hammerhead:

@Jameer...if she's too small you could always try to pawn her off to Cashew24 and get him laid.


Cringe..


Jameer the queer still pretending to not be a bald 40 year old basement dweller :lol

[MrFonzworth]

Memorize some Arabic chants and whisper them into her ear aggressively. The effort you put in will turn her on. It shows you care.

[diamenz]

you two aren't a match. you're young. move on.

[AirBonner]

Sounds like she

[Bosnian Sajo]

She's young.

Knowing Jameer, too young.

[TheMan]

OP low key bragging :oldlol:

[1987_Lakers]

Wow Proctor you're so original :applause:

https://i.ibb.co/xXZWpJg/PY385PK.png
lol

[warriorfan]

Buy a bigger pillow

[red1]

with guys we're mostly physical and visual creatures so getting off usually isn't a problem, with chicks you have to get them aroused with foreplay beforehand. you have to build up the anticipation before you even get to the point of penetration.



if that doesn't work let me know because I can hook you up with roofies got a discount going right now 50% off your first order

[red1]

FYI the roofies won't help you get your girlfriend off but they'll help you practice on new unsuspecting chicks



let me know.

[Vino24]

Op you need a woman that is also well endowed

[Shogon]

Really work her up with foreplay... or rape her. Either way should work.

[red1]

https://i.ibb.co/xXZWpJg/PY385PK.png

Op you need a woman that is also well endowed

Really work her up with foreplay... or rape her. Either way should work.
:roll: :roll:

[Draz]

She's not turned on before you're putting it in. Foreplay.

[glidedrxlr22]

Hit that g-spot and make her squirt.

[ROCSteady]

Long distance you say? Hmm you could ask your mom to send the pillow overnight instead of standard. It would get y'all a couple extra days together

[Levity]

try using your balls instead

[BigKobeFan]

How do pillows ***?

[DaHeezy]

Already on page 2 on not one funny post

[rufuspaul]

Are you sure you're sticking it in the right hole?

[bladefd]

Sorry jamjam, but it seems she is banging other guys while you are away. Probably multiple guys all at once gets her off screaming in ecstasy and has spoiled her. You are just seconds. Time to find a new gf or enjoy being seconds :( :( :( :(

[Jameerthefear]

:hammerhead: :hammerhead: :hammerhead:

@Jameer...if she's too small you could always try to pawn her off to Cashew24 and get him laid.
We know cashew isn't packing much :oldlol:

[Proctor]

We know cashew isn't packing much :oldlol:
https://media3.giphy.com/media/3bzmWYZsGGSCk7xBQM/giphy.gif

[sammichoffate]

Have you tried, you know, talking to her OP?

[red1]

Already on page 2 on not one funny post
you must be the hard-to-please girlfriend :D

[AlternativeAcc.]

This is probably the last place you wanna ask for advice on that subject. 99% of this thread is filled with virgins :oldlol:

[Rocket]

Having sex with preteens is illegal. OP needs to find a girlfriend that is legal age.

[BigKobeFan]

Having sex with preteens is illegal. OP needs to find a girlfriend that is legal age.


He's ****ing his pillow

[Jameerthefear]

Have you tried, you know, talking to her OP?
Yeah we've talked about it. She did mention more foreplay. Usually if I can't get her off I'll finger her and suck her nipples and she'll *** that way.

[Kblaze8855]

The answer is foreplay but it doesn

[coin24]

[QUOTE=Kblaze8855]The answer is foreplay but it doesn

[Norcaliblunt]

2 things.

This is where you have to stop cumming yourself. If she doesn’t come then you don’t bust. That will get her off. Trust me.

Also good looks and a nice physique is what you are probably lacking. You might be packing but if you aren’t a sexy mofo then it’s an uphill battle.

[Vino24]

[QUOTE=Norcaliblunt]2 things.

This is where you have to stop cumming yourself. If she doesn

[sammichoffate]

Yeah we've talked about it. She did mention more foreplay. Usually if I can't get her off I'll finger her and suck her nipples and she'll *** that way.A big part of it is making her feel good emotionally as well, as lame as that sounds. When you make her feel special/wanted, that translates to more neurotransmitter release in the brain like serotonin, epinephrine, etc.

[stalkerforlife]

Gay.

[qrich]

you must be the hard-to-please girlfriend :D

:roll:

[Prometheus]

Punch her in the face. If you're not a complete bitch, you will knock her unconscious. Then you can use her unconscious body to get off with no issues.

[Mask the Embiid]

That thing would be like a cave to cashew


"hellllllo-hellllo-hello"

"anyone in thereeeeee-anyone in thereee- anyone in there"

"echhoooooooo-echhhooo-echoo- echo"

[Jameerthefear]

[QUOTE=Kblaze8855]The answer is foreplay but it doesn

[CelticBaller]

Eat her ass

[stalkerforlife]

You can't keep her wet because you're inexperienced.

You have to put it in and start slow.

No long strokes.

Keep it basically all the way in and barely go in and out.

Let your c ock get completely juicy inside of her.

After going slow for a while fully in without long stroking it, get a little rhythm going, but not too fast.

Allow her to get used to you.

Once it's soaking wet, you can have longer strokes, but keep a rhythm.

If you're starting and stopping because you're a premature e jaculator, she'll dry up.

Ask a doc to prescribe you paxil at 20 milligrams to help with your inability to sustain a rhythm without finishing.

[Jameerthefear]

You can't keep her wet because you're inexperienced.

You have to put it in and start slow.

No long strokes.

Keep it basically all the way in and barely go in and out.

Let your c ock get completely juicy inside of her.

After going slow for a while fully in without long stroking it, get a little rhythm going, but not too fast.

Allow her to get used to you.

Once it's soaking wet, you can have longer strokes, but keep a rhythm.

If you're starting and stopping because you're a premature e jaculator, she'll dry up.

Ask a doc to prescribe you paxil at 20 milligrams to help with your inability to sustain a rhythm without finishing.
I don't want to do any medication. So just short, slow strokes? About how long?

[stalkerforlife]

I don't want to do any medication. So just short, slow strokes? About how long?

Immediate long strokes with an inexperienced girl will dry her up.

Put it all the way in and barely move as you're kissing and caressing her.

After a while, start short strokes slowly.

Don't implement long strokes until she's completely wet.

And never go too fast too soon.

[warriorfan]

***** doesn

[highwhey]

the weeknd has a lot of good music to **** to. last chick i ****ed, i tried out my new speakers, i put on this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUj0otkJEBo

make a dirty song tracklist, just play it in the background. i lift dumbells before she came over too, helps your blood vessels pop so you look more vascular.

don't take any medication lol.

[warriorfan]

Or you could gain 150 pounds and literally crush them into erotic asphyxiation like highwhey

[highwhey]

Or you could gain 150 pounds and literally crush them into erotic asphyxiation like highwhey
and the meltdown continues :yaohappy:

[warriorfan]

and the meltdown continues :yaohappy:

:D

[brownmamba00]

Roll one of them joints with some hash bombs in it. Put some music on ^^the weeknd is a good choic3.

Give her a foot massage. I dunno don't make dumb ass noises when you smash. Try something new like make her talk dirty. Pull her hair smack her ass be a caveman.

Maybe that's why she dries up after 5minutes. You are not hitting it right bro get your shit together.

[brownmamba00]

My boy stole his house mate's girl. She later confessed she left him because he didn't know how to treat/touch women. Didn't properly introduce her with new people. Beta amongst other men. All he wanted to do was sniff white and ****.

Be strong bro just you opening this thread online makes you look like a dweeb when I imagine you IRL.

The mind is a powerful weapon.

[rufuspaul]

[QUOTE=warriorfan]***** doesn

[joe]

She's getting dry because you are failing to satisfy her. Don't worry, we've all been there. Most guys never leave there, actually.

Most women get very little pleasure from penetration. So many commenters are focusing on improving your penetration but you'd likely be wasting your time. Penetration is for you, your lips and tongue are for her. In fact if you take too long to finish, it will likely bore her and start to get uncomfortable.

Watch Nina Hartley's video on How to perform cunnilingus, and read other material on improving your skills with the tongue. For 90% of women, this is the key to satisfying them.

If you have a good relationship with her, don't be afraid to level with her and say you would like some honest feedback on what she likes and doesn't like when you're down there.

When you get it down, you'll never have a problem with her being dry again, and you will break some of her personal records for most O's in a day, since odds are she hasn't had a real one in her life. And she may not even be aware of that fact.

[Jameerthefear]

Thank you to stalker, kblaze and Joe. I gave her her first penetrative orgasm. She actually started crying too lol because she was so overwhelmed from how good it felt. First orgasm she has ever had from penetration.

[highwhey]

Thank you to stalker, kblaze and Joe. I gave her her first penetrative orgasm. She actually started crying too lol because she was so overwhelmed from how good it felt. First orgasm she has ever had from penetration.
:pimp:

[Im Still Ballin]

the weeknd has a lot of good music to **** to. last chick i ****ed, i tried out my new speakers, i put on this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUj0otkJEBo

make a dirty song tracklist, just play it in the background. i lift dumbells before she came over too, helps your blood vessels pop so you look more vascular.

don't take any medication lol.
:roll: :roll: :roll:

[Hawker]

Thank you to stalker, kblaze and Joe. I gave her her first penetrative orgasm. She actually started crying too lol because she was so overwhelmed from how good it felt. First orgasm she has ever had from penetration.

Man...if you ever get a new girl and she's one that just gets penetrative orgasms like it's no big deal...you'll die a happy man.

No reason not to ditch the current one though. Even if girls don't get off, they can still stay wet the entire time and just love the sex.

lol @ crying...women sometimes.

[ShannonElements]

Man...if you ever get a new girl and she's one that just gets penetrative orgasms like it's no big deal...you'll die a happy man.

lol if only that were true. I've had two multi-orgasmic GFs...and it was great when you felt like a ****ing superhero after your girl got off for the fifth time in 30 minutes.

But usually girls that are so capable of that are also a little...unhinged. There's some link to the psychology there.

[Jameerthefear]

Man...if you ever get a new girl and she's one that just gets penetrative orgasms like it's no big deal...you'll die a happy man.

No reason not to ditch the current one though. Even if girls don't get off, they can still stay wet the entire time and just love the sex.

lol @ crying...women sometimes.
This one I plan to marry

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

da downsidez to having a big cawk

-jam

[ShannonElements]

This one I plan to marry

Have fun with the divorce. :confusedshrug:

[bladefd]

This one I plan to marry

Good luck with that... I'm pretty sure I told you this before on BTE but most relationships out of highschool/college don't last. They usually end as a divorce or breakup. You will just end up being another statistic :lol

[stalkerforlife]

This one I plan to marry

I like your traditional values.

Don't let discouraged men make you think marriage is bad for everyone.

But just know, there may be really difficult times, but if you make it through, you may be one of the blessed people with a life partner.

I think you should be a Republican.

[highwhey]

I think you should be a Republican.
republicans have the best principles and values, up until you realize they are racist AF.

[Hawker]

This one I plan to marry

Best of luck.

If young marriages work out, it

[Jameerthefear]

I like your traditional values.

Don't let discouraged men make you think marriage is bad for everyone.

But just know, there may be really difficult times, but if you make it through, you may be one of the blessed people with a life partner.

I think you should be a Republican.
Thanks brother. I am mostly conservative.

[Jameerthefear]

[QUOTE=Hawker]Best of luck.

If young marriages work out, it

[Norcaliblunt]

You’re hella ugly bruh. If you were good looking your have them coming as soon as you penetrate.

Ands that’s the ****ing truth.

[Norcaliblunt]

And it

[Norcaliblunt]

Big LOL at suckers telling you to eat

[Jasper]

She is pretty small and I'm well endowed. We're semi long distance rn. Whenever we see each other she is super tight, like unbelievably tight, and the first time is always fun and she'll get off sometimes, but like if it goes for a second too long she'll be in a lot of pain and we'll stop. Then the next morning she's super sore and we have to use a lot of lube just to get it in. Usually she grits her teeth and acts like she's enjoying it but I can tell it really hurts her, so I usually will just eat her out or play with her clit. Any tips?

Quite fvkin midgets !! :oldlol:

I had an old girlfriend that was extremely tight , and I swear over 6 months fvckin her about 6 times a week , she never climaxed or never let on...
I never verbally asked her , but man I tried multiple positions with her and it never seemed to occur.

Talk with her and she will open up , what is best for her - trust me.

[n00bie]

She is pretty small and I'm well endowed. We're semi long distance rn. Whenever we see each other she is super tight, like unbelievably tight, and the first time is always fun and she'll get off sometimes, but like if it goes for a second too long she'll be in a lot of pain and we'll stop. Then the next morning she's super sore and we have to use a lot of lube just to get it in. Usually she grits her teeth and acts like she's enjoying it but I can tell it really hurts her, so I usually will just eat her out or play with her clit. Any tips?

This is how we know you're a virgin. Girls don't get tighter while fking. They get looser.

Only way it'll feel tighter is if she dries up in the middle of fking.. which means looking at you has turned her off and dried up her vag.

So you're either ugly as fk, or a virgin, or both.

[Jameerthefear]

This is how we know you're a virgin. Girls don't get tighter while fking. They get looser.

Only way it'll feel tighter is if she dries up in the middle of fking.. which means looking at you has turned her off and dried up her vag.

So you're either ugly as fk, or a virgin, or both.
You have a small *****, so you can't relate clearly.

[n00bie]

You have a small *****, so you can't relate clearly.

Explain how having a small dlck would make a vag looser.

Now explain how having a big dlck will make a vag tighter.

Bro, are you 12?

[Prometheus]

I like your traditional values.

Don't let discouraged men make you think marriage is bad for everyone.

But just know, there may be really difficult times, but if you make it through, you may be one of the blessed people with a life partner.

I think you should be a Republican.

:oldlol:

[Prometheus]

The bit about eating out being the way to get them off is good advice for most. Some women are actually difficult to get off any other way. Whether or not you can make her *** fking, you should still also do it.

Then again, the best kinda girl is uber submissive, wants to just be fked hard as shit, have her hair pulled, get slapped around, and will *** so hard her eyes roll back and her whole body will shake like there's an earthquake inside it. But even those girls should receive oral.

[rufuspaul]

Then again, the best kinda girl is uber submissive, wants to just be fked hard as shit, have her hair pulled, get slapped around, and will *** so hard her eyes roll back and her whole body will shake like there's an earthquake inside it. But even those girls should receive oral.


I dated a girl in college who didn't want oral, ever. She just wanted hard core ****ing which I was more than happy to provide. She was multiorgasmic too. Only downside was she was batshit crazy. :lol

[1987_Lakers]

Wow Proctor you're so original :applause:

https://i.ibb.co/xXZWpJg/PY385PK.png

:roll:

[warriorfan]

1987_Lakers looking through Proctor’s post history like
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[1987_Lakers]

1987_Lakers looking through Proctor’s post history like
https://c.tenor.com/TKc6nWDFE1cAAAAC/spy-kids.gif

Dont report me. :(

[Axe]

Dont report me. :(
Jeff's inbox exploding in three. Two. One.

[Jasper]

I don't want to do any medication. So just short, slow strokes? About how long?

I'd recommend an hour then flip her like an expert.

[Jasper]

I dated a girl in college who didn't want oral, ever. She just wanted hard core ****ing which I was more than happy to provide. She was multiorgasmic too. Only downside was she was batshit crazy. :lol
they are the best