Why are Lebron's teams the only team with no one to handle/move the ball except him?

[3ball]

For 17 years straight and many different casts?

Is that the biggest coincidence in history?

Or is that the only role Lebron can play, so the brand of ball that results makes everyone look like a neutered, spot-up shooter?

No other team has the problem of "X player is the only guy that can do anything, we must keep the ball in his hands at all times!!!"

[LAmbruh]

Lakers #1 in assists per game :bowdown: :bowdown:

[LoneyROY7]

This man has literally made 23k posts in under 5 years on the EXACT SAME topic.

Dude just reformats the thread title. :lol :lol

[ImKobe]

Lakers #1 in assists per game :bowdown: :bowdown:

That's false.

[3ball]

Lakers #1 in assists per game :bowdown: :bowdown:
That's because Lebron's cronies read this shit and finally took my advice by starting him at PG

Previously, Lebron started at forward, and then became a 2nd PG on the floor - unfortunately, 2-PG lineups give teammates less hold-time and assists then they get in 1-PG lineups, resulting in low TEAM assists and a brand that struggles on the championship level

So Lebron has finally avoided the low-assist, low brand team that he had his entire career by starting at PG and having 1-PG lineups.. he finally listened to me and the result is #1 team assists just like Magic's Lakers had every year.. easy game.. too bad he didn't listen earlier

[Manny98]

Lakers #1 in assists per game :bowdown: :bowdown:
Lebron playing a better brand of basketball than MJ could dream of :applause:

[scuzzy]

Lakers #1 in assists per game :bowdown: :bowdown:
Bran ball dominating out West :applause:

[Rico2016]

Lakers #1 in assists per game :bowdown: :bowdown:


Ouch :lol

[LAmbruh]

Lebron playing a better brand of basketball than MJ could dream of :applause:

Bran ball dominating out West :applause:

Ouch :lol

First reply slays are the best :cheers:

[G0ATbe]

Lakers #1 in assists per game :bowdown: :bowdown:
:lol

[red1]

another day, another thread from OP starring his favorite nba player





3ball goes to bed thinking about his next lebron thread

[FKAri]

another day, another thread from OP starring his favorite nba player





3ball goes to bed thinking about his next lebron thread
OP's had a loving, stable, relationship with MJ for years and was hoping to grow old together. But Lebron's got him feeling some type of way and ready to risk it all. 3ball hates himself and is disgusted by these carnal urges of his. It manifests itself in constantly talking about how much he hates Lebron but deep down he wants it bad.

[Turbo Slayer]

OP's had a loving, stable, relationship with MJ for years and was hoping to grow old together. But Lebron's got him feeling some type of way and ready to risk it all. 3ball hates himself and is disgusted by these carnal urges of his. It manifests itself in constantly talking about how much he hates Lebron but deep down he wants it bad.
:wtf: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[SpaceJam2]

So how are you not banned?

[SpaceJam2]

OP's had a loving, stable, relationship with MJ for years and was hoping to grow old together. But Lebron's got him feeling some type of way and ready to risk it all. 3ball hates himself and is disgusted by these carnal urges of his. It manifests itself in constantly talking about how much he hates Lebron but deep down he wants it bad.

:biggums: :lol

[egokiller]

Lebron playing a better brand of basketball than MJ could dream of :applause:

And yet you ranked lebron 9th on the all time list and MJ #1. No one cares that you meant to make that post on your alt so that you could argue with yourself, the point is that no one takes your view on MJ and Lebron seriously anymore because of your slip up. :oldlol:

[SpaceJam2]

And yet you ranked lebron 9th on the all time list and MJ #1. No one cares that you meant to make that post on your alt so that you could argue with yourself, the point is that no one takes your view on MJ and Lebron seriously anymore because of your slip up. :oldlol:

Imagine the lispy guy throwing stones

Inthide hoopth

[3ball]

Bran ball dominating out West


He's nothing out west without AD

And it isn't bran-ball - it's "regular" ball because lebron is starting at PG

Previously, Lebron started at forward, and then became a 2nd PG on the floor - unfortunately, 2-PG lineups give teammates less hold-time and assists then they get in 1-PG lineups, resulting in low TEAM assists and a brand that struggles on the championship level

So Lebron has finally avoided the low-assist, low brand team that he had his entire career by starting at PG and having 1-PG lineups.. The result is #1 team assists just like Magic's Lakers had every year.. easy game..

[SouBeachTalents]

Jesus Christ, how could you seriously not grow tired of doing this literally every day after 5 fcking years :lol OP has to have Aspergers

[RRR3]

That's because Lebron's cronies read this shit and finally took my advice by starting him at PG

Previously, Lebron started at forward, and then became a 2nd PG on the floor - unfortunately, 2-PG lineups give teammates less hold-time and assists then they get in 1-PG lineups, resulting in low TEAM assists and a brand that struggles on the championship level

So Lebron has finally avoided the low-assist, low brand team that he had his entire career by starting at PG and having 1-PG lineups.. he finally listened to me and the result is #1 team assists just like Magic's Lakers had every year.. easy game.. too bad he didn't listen earlier
This dude thinks LeBron

[scuzzy]

Jesus Christ, how could you seriously not grow tired of doing this literally every day after 5 fcking years :lol OP has to have Aspergers
I don't think i've read a 3ball post in over 2 years at least


But then again I don't read 75% of the posts on threads I click on :lol

[Rico2016]

I don't think i've read a 3ball post in over 2 years at least


But then again I don't read 75% of the posts on threads I click on :lol

That's fair to do, and probably the safest bet these days. Good thinking!

[3ball]

This dude thinks LeBron’s “cronies” read his posts and pass it on to LBJ




:biggums:
No, I don't think that... although it's not impossible

but I think that over the last 10 years, surely there's been times that they've occasionally perused other forums and possibly this one.... and word gets out - I've seen my posts and wording on other sites.. someone just the other day posted one of my threads on another forum (and got banned)

Regardless, Lebron apparently figured out what I've known for nearly a decade - 2 PG lineups result in low assist teams that struggle on the championship level - too bad he didn't figure this out earlier.. :oldlol:.. :oldlol:.. :oldlol:..

If he'd done this earlier, his ring count would be higher and I'd have to argue strictly skills against him (i.e. MJ can seamlessly transition from ballhandler to the shooter role and vice versa, so he fits with any offense or teammates, while lebron's narrower skillset can't transition to the shooter role, and therefore isn't a chameleon offensively, and is more exploitable/beatable... that's the argument if lebron had played PG his whole career and had 5 or 6 rings by now... But alas..)

[Manny98]

And yet you ranked lebron 9th on the all time list and MJ #1. No one cares that you meant to make that post on your alt so that you could argue with yourself, the point is that no one takes your view on MJ and Lebron seriously anymore because of your slip up. :oldlol:
Why are you posting during your shift?

Chop chop back to flipping dem Burgers

[3ball]

Why are you posting during your shift?

Chop chop back to flipping dem Burgers
Haha, you're really sensitive about the king of Cleveland (ego) calling you out for working at McDonald's huh?

Nothing wrong with that my boy!!.. No need to use the insecurity-revealing tactic of accusing him of the same thing

[RRR3]

Haha, you're really sensitive about the king of Cleveland (ego) calling you out for working at McDonald's huh?

Nothing wrong with that my boy!!.. No need to use the insecurity-revealing tactic of accusing him of the same thing
LeBron is the king of Cleveland.


Straight Altin is the king of abandoning his account.

[SpaceJam2]

No, I don't think that... although it's not impossible

but I think that over the last 10 years, surely there's been times that they've occasionally perused other forums and possibly this one.... and word gets out - I've seen my posts and wording on other sites.. someone just the other day posted one of my threads on another forum (and got banned)

Regardless, Lebron apparently figured out what I've known for nearly a decade - 2 PG lineups result in low assist teams that struggle on the championship level - too bad he didn't figure this out earlier.. :oldlol:.. :oldlol:.. :oldlol:..

If he'd done this earlier, his ring count would be higher and I'd have to argue strictly skills against him (i.e. MJ can seamlessly transition from ballhandler to the shooter role and vice versa, so he fits with any offense or teammates, while lebron's narrower skillset can't transition to the shooter role, and therefore isn't a chameleon offensively, and is more exploitable/beatable... that's the argument if lebron had played PG his whole career and had 5 or 6 rings by now... But alas..)

You DO realize MJ only has a bunch of rings because he played the weakest comp of any top 12 player in NBA history,

With zero notable Finals wins?

Hmm, forget already? Need me to bump that 40-page nightmare thread again to quiet you up? The one titled "Why are MJ's Rings Embarrassing? Meanhwhile...LeBron's so great?"

You keep quiet in that thread. Rightfully so, no one likes a mouth old man

[SpaceJam2]

Why are you posting during your shift?

Chop chop back to flipping dem Burgers

:roll: :roll:

Got'm

[Manny98]

Haha, you're really sensitive about the king of Cleveland (ego) calling you out for working at McDonald's huh?

Nothing wrong with that my boy!!.. No need to use the insecurity-revealing tactic of accusing him of the same thing
No because he actually implied he works at McDonald's since he knows what the tiles behind the counter look like :lol

[3ball]

You DO realize MJ only has a bunch of rings because he played the weakest comp of any top 12 player in NBA history,


Except he beat better players than lebron ever faced (Magic, Shaq)

Furthermore, the best comp that lebron faces this year is Kawhi/PG, and MJ beat better duos - Shaq/Penny and Magic/Worthy...

MJ infact won 6 rings in the format Lebron faces now (2-star vs 2-star format)





With zero notable Finals wins?

Hmm, forget already? Need me to bump that 40-page nightmare thread again to quiet you up? The one titled "Why are MJ's Rings Embarrassing? Meanhwhile...LeBron's so great?"

You keep quiet in that thread. Rightfully so, no one likes a mouth old man


That's your own delusion - MJ is the consensus goat and his Finals record is celebrated as the holy grail of basketball achievement.. you simply imagined the idea that his Finals meant nothing, and then made a thread about it because you can't separate your imagination from reality (psychosis)... you need help

[PickernRoller]

Fraud only knows how to play one way. Known.

[FKAri]

Except he beat better players than lebron ever faced (Magic, Shaq)

Furthermore, the best comp that lebron faces this year is Kawhi/PG, and MJ beat better duos - Shaq/Penny and Magic/Worthy...

MJ infact won 6 rings in the format Lebron faces now (2-star vs 2-star format)



That's your own delusion - MJ is the consensus goat and his Finals record is celebrated as the holy grail of basketball achievement.. you simply imagined the idea that his Finals meant nothing, and then made a thread about it because you can't separate your imagination from reality (psychosis)... you need help
When you're on your deathbed I hope someone hands you a fat binder containing your post history on ISH.

[RealSkipBayless]

You sure?

Eric Snow, Dwayne Wade, Lonzo Ball, Brandon Ingram, Anthony Davis, Rajon Rondo never handle the ball and were/are just spotting up for ol' Bron..?

[StrongLurk]

You sure?

Eric Snow, Dwayne Wade, Lonzo Ball, Brandon Ingram, Anthony Davis, Rajon Rondo never handle the ball and were/are just spotting up for ol' Bron..?

Pretty sure Kyrie had more time of possession than Bran did in 2017 as well.

[GrayGoat]

OP's had a loving, stable, relationship with MJ for years and was hoping to grow old together. But Lebron's got him feeling some type of way and ready to risk it all. 3ball hates himself and is disgusted by these carnal urges of his. It manifests itself in constantly talking about how much he hates Lebron but deep down he wants it bad.:roll::roll::roll::applause: