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jongib369
11-24-2019, 01:08 PM
What if he starred in Space Jam to manipulate kids into loving him, being their idol even beyond his playing days so they would feel nostalgic meeting him, and want to play for him? He was hoping to have a Red Auerbach like dominance managing a team luring all the best players.

Whether the plan worked or not we've been sending these guys to Michael Jordans Neverland :eek:

https://66.media.tumblr.com/626a578023cc8590a4f57716f88b116b/tumblr_q1hg6ph2e61yzr9dgo1_250.jpg
coin24
11-24-2019, 01:09 PM
Yeah look how stacked the hornets are!! Not fair
egokiller
11-24-2019, 01:47 PM
He created space jam so that those who never saw him could least have something to go back and watch knowing that everyone who played after him would be mediocre by comparison. He didn't know that there would be youtube and ways to watch his actual games, so he tried to plan for the future as best as he could. :applause:
Lebron23
11-24-2019, 02:06 PM
He created space jam so that those who never saw him could least have something to go back and watch knowing that everyone who played after him would be mediocre by comparison. He didn't know that there would be youtube and ways to watch his actual games, so he tried to plan for the future as best as he could. :applause:
Jordan played in a weak era. He failed to win a title in the 1980's.
coin24
11-24-2019, 02:09 PM
Jordan played in a weak era. He failed to win a title in the 1980's.


Weak would be team hopping to form super teams and still losing, now go back and clean the jolibee toilets
Lebron23
11-24-2019, 02:11 PM
Weak would be team hopping to form super teams and still losing, now go back and clean the jolibee toilets
Go make me a Burger, fries, and some fried chickens.
BigKobeFan
11-24-2019, 02:12 PM
Go make me a Burger, fries, and some fried chickens.

So you buying burgers, fries, and fried chicken with your mother's money?
coin24
11-24-2019, 02:15 PM
Go make me a Burger, fries, and some fried chickens.


You should eat healthier seeing as you're 4'10" tall, you'll be a round ball in no time eating like that
Lebron23
11-24-2019, 02:16 PM
So you buying burgers, fries, and fried chicken with your mother's money?
Your mother's money cause she paid me after I banged her.
BigKobeFan
11-24-2019, 02:16 PM
You should eat healthier seeing as you're 4'10" tall, you'll be a round ball in no time eating like that

Its not like he would lose his virginity if he eats healthier
Lebron23
11-24-2019, 02:17 PM
You should eat healthier seeing as you're 4'10" tall, you'll be a round ball in no time eating like that
Stop projecting your insecurities to me. You silly little boy.
coin24
11-24-2019, 02:17 PM
Your mother's money cause she paid me after I banged her.


Are you still wearing wigs and doing gay for pay with western sex tourists?
Lebron23
11-24-2019, 02:18 PM
Are you still wearing wigs and doing gay for pay with western sex tourists?
You have a vibrator in your butthole right now.
BigKobeFan
11-24-2019, 02:20 PM
Are you still wearing wigs and doing gay for pay with western sex tourists?

Impossible. He is a virgin
Lebron23
11-24-2019, 02:22 PM
Impossible. He is a virgin
Why are you talking to your alt??? Time to go to bed it's getting late in Australia.
bison
11-24-2019, 02:54 PM
You have a vibrator in your butthole right now.

Wtf

Stop smoking shabu before your president tries to kill you again, ladyboy.
SpaceJam2
11-25-2019, 10:59 PM
Why are you talking to your alt??? Time to go to bed it's getting late in Australia.


Got'm :applause: