Think about it... If every active NBA player gave me $2,350 I would be a millionaire

[MoBe1Kanobi]

Such a measly amount
:cry:
Harden probably throws that out regularly to phat ass strippers

[lilteapot]

ya motha a fat ass stripper

[LAmbruh]

If one player gave Welfarefan $2,350 he'd be able to pay rent on his shoebox bungalow for two years

[Gil Renard]

If one player gave Welfarefan $2,350 he'd be able to pay rent on his shoebox bungalow for two years

:roll:

[Dray n Klay]

If one player gave Welfarefan $2,350 he'd be able to pay rent on his shoebox bungalow for two years
:roll:

[Cleverness]

damn bro your net worth is zero:facepalm

[bison]

Damn man. I should shut your damn mouth up.

[Jameerthefear]

If one player gave Welfarefan $2,350 he'd be able to pay rent on his shoebox bungalow for two years
:roll: :roll:
Honestly, half would do and he'd use the rest on smokes and more glass ash trays

[Celtics 1825]

Nobody wants to give your bum ass money

[Shaquille O'Neal]

damn bro your net worth is zero:facepalm



:roll::applause:
I thought the exact same thing.

[MoBe1Kanobi]

If one player gave Welfarefan $2,350 he'd be able to pay rent on his shoebox bungalow for two years

I graduated medical school 3 months ago and just started officially working in a hospital since then making $47.50 per hour working 12.5hr shifts starting out. I already owned my own 2 bedroom 2 bathroom manufactured home and I just paid cash for a silver 2017 Toyota Camry XLE which I love. I'm fine on money, but I would absolutely love to pay back all my student loans and ball out by tomorrow through a million dollar gift given to me by the NBAPA.

Does that make me a lazy welfare recipient?

Real talk how u doing in life LAmbruh?

[Shogon]

Think about it... if Ivanka Trump gave me a blowjob, I'd be a much happier person... temporarily, at least.

[72-10]

cha know, I had been thinking about this exact scenario and this exact question before you even brought it up

[MoBe1Kanobi]

damn bro your net worth is zero:facepalm
No dumbass

The average roster in the NBA has 14 players

14 x 30 = 420

420 x 2350 = 987,000

Meaning

If you took my statement literally, I still have a bank account worth $13K

Think

[Bimbo Coles]

Start with $1. If you double the amount every day, you'll have a million dollars in three weeks.

[Jameerthefear]

Think about it... if Ivanka Trump gave me a blowjob, I'd be a much happier person... temporarily, at least.
You really like blondes

[Shogon]

You really like blondes

I really like brunettes.

Specifically, I REALLY like brown or green eyes. There are of course exceptions. Ivanka is a brunette, she's faking being blonde.