Wait why did Madonna and Kate Faber REJECT millionaire all-pro shooting guards??

[FultzNationRISE]

Was something wrong?

Something beneath the surface didnt quite measure up?


Does anyone know???

[SpaceJam2]

When certain people (LeBron) walk they have a hefty sway in their groin area, whereas those with little (Kobe) to no groin heft (Jordan) get rejected due to the fact.

[ImKobe]

Kobe's black Mamba was too big for Faber.

[FultzNationRISE]

When certain people (LeBron) walk they have a hefty sway in their groin area, whereas thos with no groin heft (Jordan) get rejected due to the fact.


Interesting. Interesting.


So basically what you're saying is, it's been CONFIRMED that Lebron is packing an elephant trunk which the ladies go crazy for, while his "competition" among the all-time supposed greats are not really in the same kind of position to satisfy the ladies, and that's why they get cucked by Vanessa and Juanita?

Damn. This kinda changes everything. I think we're gonna have to stop criticizing Lebron for "only" being 24-5 to start the season, and focus on the shortcomings that are keeping other players out of the top 2 and the top 11 respectively.

[Bawkish]

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[knicksman]

Now now. OP is definitely melting down. LOL

[LostCause]

This ain’t a good look

Didn’t some random thot at the olympics expose Bron for trying to holla at her? Yikes