The guy that smacked LeGOAT upside his bald ass head yesterday is a street vendor

[superduper]

Let that fkin sink in :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[PickernRoller]

We all know Bran struggles most with blue collars.

[FKAri]

If MJ had to run crying to Stern because of whiteboi Bill Laimbeer imagine how soiled his panties would be at the sight of The Greek God of dunking, Giannis :oldlol:

[90sgoat]

Malnutrioned semi-homeless street vendor mind you.

[SomeBlackDude]

If MJ had to run crying to Stern because of whiteboi Bill Laimbeer imagine how soiled his panties would be at the sight of The Greek God of dunking, Giannis :oldlol:

mgoat went through this like a hot knife through butter.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigheartedCleanAndalusianhorse-size_restricted.gif

clean sweep.

he's not losing sleep over street vendors or dudes who can't do a single rep of 185.

:roll:

[bigkingsfan]

mgoat went through this like a hot knife through butter.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigheartedCleanAndalusianhorse-size_restricted.gif

clean sweep.

he's not losing sleep over street vendors or dudes who can't do a single rep of 185.

:roll:
Someone forgot about 1995

[FKAri]

mgoat went through this like a hot knife through butter.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigheartedCleanAndalusianhorse-size_restricted.gif

clean sweep.

he's not losing sleep over street vendors or dudes who can't do a single rep of 185.

:roll:
Is this back when they had 2 illegal migrants (usually bench players) hold the net up all game? It's crazy to think how far we've come from our humble beginnings. :applause:

[scuzzy]

As Milwaukee Bucks playmaker Giannis Antetokounmpo prepared for Sunday's NBA All-Star Game, he stressed how he is always going to remain humble given his beginnings.

"You can just never forget where you came from," Antetokounmpo said, per Chris Haynes of ESPN.com. "I know that they're going to go out there and they're going to sell it, but I used to be that little kid or that little guy that was selling stuff in the street."

Although Antetokounmpo is now among the most recognizable players in the game, he said he won't change.

"So, just growing up and going through life and how tough life was for me and my family, I'm always going to stay humble. Even now, it doesn't really matter if I've got a $100 million contract or a $100 million Nike contract, it's the way I grew up, it's the way I go through life. I'm not changing."


some kids deliver news papers or sell lemonade


7yo Giannis was slinglin fake Oakley's and Roley's to feed his family of 30 :applause:

[FKAri]

some kids deliver news papers or sell lemonade


7yo Giannis was slinglin fake Oakley's and Roley's to feed his family of 30 :applause:
At the same age MJ was getting his ass beat by his sister Deloris :oldlol:

[SomeBlackDude]

Someone forgot about 1995

someone forgot about 2007, 2011, and 2014, and 2015, and 2017, and 2018.

*2 of those years, legoat lost fmvp to this dude:

[QUOTE]Kevin Durant could not bench-press 185 pounds one time at NBA combine

The Combine, an event running May 9-14 in Chicago, has draft prospects run, jump and lift weights to give evaluators a feel for their athleticism. But Durant, who participated in the events 10 years ago, thinks prospects should stay home. He recently spoke about his experience, when strength coaches laughed at him when he tried to lift weights (via ESPN):

[B]I was like,

[bigkingsfan]

someone forgot about 2007, 2011, and 2014, and 2015, and 2017, and 2018.

*2 of those years, legoat lost fmvp to this dude:



my gawd.

https://media.giphy.com/media/1PgPvWLfXGkCY/giphy.gif
Shaq got swept 5/6 from 1994-1999

https://media.giphy.com/media/1PgPvWLfXGkCY/giphy.gif

[PickernRoller]

Shaq got swept 5/6 from 1994-1999

https://media.giphy.com/media/1PgPvWLfXGkCY/giphy.gif

MDE* doe.....





*Once Kobe came of age.

[Eye Test]

We all know Bran struggles most with blue collars.

Nice baby yoda avy

[FKAri]

MDE* doe.....





*Once Kobe came of age.
The league badly needed a star. Stern didn't care if he was a big. But then he peeped Kobe's shoe sales and the rest, as we say, is a historical rigging.

[SomeBlackDude]

Shaq got swept 5/6 from 1994-1999

https://media.giphy.com/media/1PgPvWLfXGkCY/giphy.gif

and he was usually third team all nba.

STACKED era.

a monster like that was middle of the pack.

meanwhile, the mvp, 4x scoring champion, 2x finals mvp (both at the expense of legoat) in legoat era is this hyper athletic specimen:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/62/a4/a5/62a4a56ad806b35f072c6676f77d145c.jpg


Kevin Durant could not bench-press 185 pounds one time at NBA combine


Durant had the third-worst vertical leap, fourth-worst sprint time and the worst lane drill.

lelegacy gets more and more clownish by the day.

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Scottie+Pippen+Charlotte+Bobcats+v+Chicago+R9IFfzZ hTy1l.jpg

[bigkingsfan]

and he was usually third team all nba.

STACKED era.

a monster like that was middle of the pack.

meanwhile, the mvp, 4x scoring champion, 2x finals mvp (both at the expense of legoat) in legoat era is this hyper athletic specimen:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/62/a4/a5/62a4a56ad806b35f072c6676f77d145c.jpg





lelegacy gets more and more clownish by the day.

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Scottie+Pippen+Charlotte+Bobcats+v+Chicago+R9IFfzZ hTy1l.jpg
Had to join a 73 win team just to win a title.

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Scottie+Pippen+Charlotte+Bobcats+v+Chicago+R9IFfzZ hTy1l.jpg

[LAmbruh]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigheartedCleanAndalusianhorse-size_restricted.gif


Someone forgot about 1995
https://media.giphy.com/media/65ODCwM00NVmEyLsX3/giphy.gif

shooting from WNBA 3pt distance including hoops actually assembled and manufactured by Little Tikes :biggums:

daddy stern giving the special ed class of the 90's wittle twaining wheels allllll decade long


diluted talent and league on life support, can't blame him. Desperate measures calls for bumper bowling


shoulda lowered the rim for guys like Price, Hornacek and Mugsy.

[SomeBlackDude]

Had to join a 73 win team just to win a title.


take lehumiliation of winning 2 straight fmvp from the so-called kang outta the equation... this dude is still the best scorer of his era. 4x scoring champ, mvp.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/62/a4/a5/62a4a56ad806b35f072c6676f77d145c.jpg


Kevin Durant could not bench-press 185 pounds one time at NBA combine


Durant had the third-worst vertical leap, fourth-worst sprint time and the worst lane drill.


maybe the worst athlete in the history of the draft combine.

that's who the best scorer of this hyper athlete generation is.

a dude who couldn't do a single rep of 185 lbs and has the hops of a caterpillar.

yeezus christ.


shoulda lowered the rim for guys like Price, Hornacek and Mugsy.

those dudes weren't putting up 30 point triple doubles like some chubby euro teenagers i can name.

what a time.

https://i.postimg.cc/qqjHGv0C/image.jpg

:yaohappy:

[bigkingsfan]

take lehumiliation of winning 2 straight fmvp from the so-called kang outta the equation... this dude is still the best scorer of his era. 4x scoring champ, mvp.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/62/a4/a5/62a4a56ad806b35f072c6676f77d145c.jpg






maybe the worst athlete in the history of the draft combine.

that's who the best scorer of this hyper athlete generation is.

a dude who couldn't do a single rep of 185 lbs and has the hops of a caterpillar.

yeezus christ.



those dudes weren't putting up 30 point triple doubles like some chubby euro teenagers i can name.

what a time.

https://i.postimg.cc/qqjHGv0C/image.jpg

:yaohappy:
Like clockwork. MJ couldn't win a single game against this guy :

https://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/celtics/photos/larry-bird-dribble300400.jpg

:yaohappy:

[Mr.GOAT2408]

It's crazy how good he's gotten, by his own admission he's not supposed to be here

And he's right, supposedly today's NBA is the best it's ever been. These guys are professionals, 24/7/365 unlike Jordan and his peers who spent most of their time filing taxes or fixing cars

And yet a street vendor was the clear MVP last year and so far the clear favorite to win this year.

[SouBeachTalents]

Someone forgot about 1995

Like clockwork. MJ couldn't win a single game against this guy :

https://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/celtics/photos/larry-bird-dribble300400.jpg

:yaohappy:
https://media.giphy.com/media/p0RDMJGgMXF96/giphy.gif

[FKAri]

Like clockwork. MJ couldn't win a single game against this guy :

https://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/celtics/photos/larry-bird-dribble300400.jpg

:yaohappy:
An AMERICAN White??

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[SomeBlackDude]

Like clockwork. MJ couldn't win a single game against this guy :

https://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/celtics/photos/larry-bird-dribble300400.jpg

:yaohappy:

bird was an athletic freak compared to durantula. then again to qualify for that, all you gotta do is ONE rep of 185 lbs.

:yaohappy:

[PickernRoller]

I'll say this, Bird will beat Durant 10 times out of 10 on a fast break down the court.

[SomeBlackDude]

I'll say this, Bird will beat Durant 10 times out of 10 on a fast break down the court.

and what does that say about mr. le1-5?

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3f/1c/3f/3f1c3f325882092a9eb46098159ec54f.gif

:biggums:

[SpaceJam2]

Like clockwork. MJ couldn't win a single game against this guy :

https://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/celtics/photos/larry-bird-dribble300400.jpg

:yaohappy:


Issa wrap bois


:dancin


0-6 vs Bird
Losing record to:

Hakeem, Malone, Bird, and Isiah Thomas

#NotMyGoat

[bigkingsfan]

bird was an athletic freak compared to durantula. then again to qualify for that, all you gotta do is ONE rep of 185 lbs.

:yaohappy:
I'm sure Bird could do 185, he did bench press a 6′ 6″ 200 LB man six times without breaking a sweat.

:yaohappy:

[PickernRoller]

and what does that say about mr. le1-5?

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3f/1c/3f/3f1c3f325882092a9eb46098159ec54f.gif

:biggums:

That's not the most humiliating one.

I need to bookmark the one in cleveland where he deferred the chance to guard KD to a guy I already forgot his name.

[SomeBlackDude]

a 6′ 6″ 200 LB man

:no:

gawd.

[QUOTE]

[SomeBlackDude]

That's not the most humiliating one.

I need to bookmark the one in cleveland where he deferred the chance to guard KD to a guy I already forgot his name.

cleveland papers wrote a good 20 articles per day talking about how shook bron was of guarding arguably the most unathletic player to ever step foot in the nba.

considering how he had him in the slip n' slide, probably for the best bron avoided him as much as possible.

[bigkingsfan]

:no:

gawd.



black jesus.

:bowdown:
"Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot he himself couldn't eat it?"

Larry Bird ate that.

[SomeBlackDude]

Larry Bird ate that.

don't make me go nuclear.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/tEG1nF1v7AL8A/giphy.gif

[Smoke117]

Am I the only one not surprised that super duper immediately responded with his favorite alt elite baller? What a fukking fakkot. :roll: :roll:

[bigkingsfan]

don't make me go nuclear.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/tEG1nF1v7AL8A/giphy.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoASZyihalc

[SomeBlackDude]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoASZyihalc

https://y.yarn.co/668ce0af-6ea2-40c8-9cff-f9c1e3f413df_text.gif






https://image.ibb.co/cvvKex/Bron-Terry-Finals.jpg







































https://media0.giphy.com/media/tEG1nF1v7AL8A/giphy.gif

[kuniva_dAMiGhTy]

Am I the only one not surprised that super duper immediately responded with his favorite alt elite baller? What a fukking fakkot. :roll: :roll:

No. You're just the only one here seeing posts from "Eliteballer".

Another drink, Rogelio?

[SpaceJam2]

When comparing their championship run seasons (91, 92, 93 and 96, 97, 98) Pippen did everything more, scoring aside:

https://i.postimg.cc/8C4kvxLC/pip-an-mj-post.jpg


Jordan was 1 for 10 in his first 10 playoff games (1-9). But then...Along Came Scottie
https://i.postimg.cc/wBLQqPp4/AlongCameScottie.jpg



In '16 LBJ beat 3-all stars (Klay, Dray, Curry) while having ZERO all-stars on his own team. The most all-stars MJ ever beat with zero all-stars on his own team was just 2.

Again
LBJ beat 3 allstars with 0 on his team
MJ only beat 2 all stars max with 0 on his team


There is no GOAT choke greater than winning one game in ten (going 1-9) and having three 1st round exits. How many first round exits does LeBron have? ZERO

Jordan has 3 first round exits
LeBron has 0 first round exits




LeBron has made 9 Finals and 8 consecutively
Jordan has made 6 Finals and 3 consecutively

LeBron was getting to the Finals, carrying horrid teams while Jordan was getting ousted in the first round three years in a row. There is a reason why LeBron has more playoff points. He gets to the Finals while Jordan loses in the first round for three years in a row...


No qualifiers needed for this one: Michael Jordan has a career losing record against Larry Bird, Isiah Thomas, and Hakeem Olajuwon



Michael played in a conference/era where his 30-52 record nabbed him a PLAYOFF spot. Yikes!! Michael has had FIVE losing season (under .500) and LeBron has only had two.



But who did he beat? Surely no one even on LeBron's level even comparing the worst opponent LeBron ever faced. It's still tougher than anything MJ faced:

https://i.postimg.cc/YqTvqcxK/net-efficiency.png



Game 7 of the 2013 NBA Finals where King Clutch did everything, dropping 37 and 12 on GOAT defender Kawhi's head. Willing his team to a huge Finals win against a DYNASTY (something MJ never faced), and did it all while Ray Allen and Chris Bosh put up 2 points COMBINED.


LeBron has a better DRtg than Jordan. In fact, Jordan never had a DRTg playoff run under 101. Not even one time in all six of his runs. LeBron has TWO during his 3 championship runs.

LBJ > MJ defensively
LBJ also has more steals, blocks, and a better DBPM, BPM, VORP, WS, you name it LeBron has it defensively. Sorry for the facts


https://media.giphy.com/media/iDKTghu3ZTnbCgTYTj/giphy.gif

[Leviathon1121]

That

[FKAri]

[QUOTE=Leviathon1121]That

[Leviathon1121]

Keep counting your polls while LeTrump dominates the NBA for 4 more years :oldlol:
I will because I know that LeBron never being considered the consensus GOAT eats at his soul.

[tpols]

Shaq got swept 5/6 from 1994-1999

https://media.giphy.com/media/1PgPvWLfXGkCY/giphy.gif


Shaq was like lebron, figure out-able.

Power size types never win more than skill types...

the bird's, jordan's, kobe's, curry's, duncan's etc all out did the wilt's, shaq's, lebron's, karl malone's etc.

[superduper]

My LeGOAT :(

[Shogon]

I love how grown men are allegedly ignorant enough about bench press ability to not understand that wingspan has a lot to do with your max. Well, more than that you can really just tell who has never picked up a set of weights in their entire life. SBD is that morbidly obese adult that sits behind a computer screen and makes fun of people's maximum bench press, lol.

Earl Boykins could bench press 315 lbs and he weighed like 140 lbs dripping wet. He didn't have much functional strength. He was only 5'5" tall.



If you don't know that your wingspan drastically impacts your bench pressing ability then you're either 12 years old or you've never picked up a weight in your entire life.


Significantly shorter arms = more leverage and less distance to make the weight actually move. Kevin Durant probably has one of the longest wingspans in the entire sport.

[SomeBlackDude]

WINGSPAN!!!!

https://media0.giphy.com/media/u8u0R51ND9L2/giphy.gif


[QUOTE]wingspan
gobert- 7' 8.5" (all time record until mo bamba broke it)
kd- 7'5"

bench press reps (185)
gobert- 7
kd- [B]"I was like,

[Shogon]

Durant would be the best or second best scorer in the entire league in literally any era if he actually wanted to be. You're an idiot.

And if you think Durant isn't athletic, you should kill yourself.

[SomeBlackDude]

And if you think Durant isn't athletic, you should kill yourself.


During the events, he also struggled during the vertical leap, agility drill as well as the three-quarter-court sprint.

Durant had the third-worst vertical leap, fourth-worst sprint time and the worst lane drill.

https://pa1.narvii.com/6429/c74bb1fed2feeb75d3b75db0896e4abc83dce6e3_hq.gif

[superduper]

https://pa1.narvii.com/6429/c74bb1fed2feeb75d3b75db0896e4abc83dce6e3_hq.gif

Boom :roll:

[bigkingsfan]

I love how grown men are allegedly ignorant enough about bench press ability to not understand that wingspan has a lot to do with your max. Well, more than that you can really just tell who has never picked up a set of weights in their entire life. SBD is that morbidly obese adult that sits behind a computer screen and makes fun of people's maximum bench press, lol.

Earl Boykins could bench press 315 lbs and he weighed like 140 lbs dripping wet. He didn't have much functional strength. He was only 5'5" tall.



If you don't know that your wingspan drastically impacts your bench pressing ability then you're either 12 years old or you've never picked up a weight in your entire life.


Significantly shorter arms = more leverage and less distance to make the weight actually move. Kevin Durant probably has one of the longest wingspans in the entire sport.
This is actually a true story.

[I]

[SomeBlackDude]

[QUOTE=bigkingsfan]This is actually a true story.

[I]

[bigkingsfan]

any rep that larry legend managed to put up is 1 more than the greatest scorer of this generation was able to.

think about that for a minute.
We already established: he bench Mikey six times.

[SomeBlackDude]

We already established: he bench Mikey six times.

the servant snake couldn't do a single rep on the bench press but somehow managed to lift 2 larry o'briens and 2 bill russells over lekang's head.

https://i.postimg.cc/bdXXBj3x/usp-nba-finals-golden-state-warriors-at-clevelan-100485325-e152.jpg

*technically he's not lifting them that high... the man has the strength of a newborn kitten after all, he's trying his best. :ohwell:

[bigkingsfan]

the servant snake couldn't do a single rep on the bench press but somehow managed to lift 2 larry o'briens and 2 bill russells over lekang's head.

https://i.postimg.cc/bdXXBj3x/usp-nba-finals-golden-state-warriors-at-clevelan-100485325-e152.jpg

*technically he's not lifting them that high... the man has the strength of a newborn kitten after all, he's trying his best. :ohwell:
Lebron managed to beat him too.

While the greatest SG specimen ever couldn't even win a single game vs the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/hCcAAOSwPHZdEznF/s-l640.png

[SomeBlackDude]

let mgoat jump from team to team, colluding to horde all the talent in the league, collecting all the best players in the game like pokemon, and he would've retired with 12 rangz. ewing-barkley-jordan tandem with dr. j coming off the bench (a typical legoatesque lineup*) would've roasted boston marshmellows like they were boy scouts on a camping trip.

but alas, that sort of f*ckery was frowned upon once upon a time.

EDIT- *finals losing lineup

[And1AllDay]

this guy pulled up giannis job from when he was a child :oldlol: