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FultzNationRISE
12-28-2019, 04:00 PM
This is absolutely destroying him inside. You can tell from the comments he

ImKobe
12-28-2019, 04:08 PM
Kobe didn't need to rip off Space Jam. He won an Oscar and an Emmy based off his own work.

LAmbruh
12-28-2019, 04:10 PM
20 years in LA and never once asked to audition



Hollywood has been flying out to little Akron knocking on Lebron's door since 2008

ImKobe
12-28-2019, 04:11 PM
20 years in LA and never once asked to audition



Hollywood has been flying out to little Akron knocking on Lebron's door since 2008
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BigKobeFan
12-28-2019, 04:12 PM
20 years in LA and never once asked to audition



Hollywood has been flying out to little Akron knocking on Lebron's door since 2008
Idiot. He was offered the role of he got game and turned that shit down to be a winner

FultzNationRISE
12-28-2019, 04:14 PM
Idiot. He was offered the role of he got game and turned that shit down to be a winner


In other words he chose Shaq

scuzzy
12-28-2019, 04:16 PM
Kobe's career in the entertainment industry started and ended after he got bodied by Tyra Banks on his own shit


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl_WkTiH6-Q


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BigKobeFan
12-28-2019, 04:20 PM
[QUOTE=FultzNationRISE]In other words he chose Shaq

AlternativeAcc.
12-28-2019, 04:27 PM
Idiot. He was offered the role of he got game and turned that shit down to be a winner
Look at this tabloid whore buying into meritless rumors just to defend Kobe's failures off the court :oldlol:

suck his dick already man damn

scuzzy
12-28-2019, 04:29 PM
A 4 minute cartoon is the pinnacle of Hollywood Mamba

Post career 12be already demoted to a youtube content creator

Didn't even get a regular ESPN headliner, execs threw his 'Detail' show right on ESPN+. Cancelled after 2 short season:(

Maybe FS1 will give em shot with Matt Barnes and Stephen Jackson

AlternativeAcc.
12-28-2019, 04:38 PM
A 4 minute cartoon is the pinnacle of Hollywood Mamba

Post career 12be already demoted to a youtube content creator

Didn't even get a regular ESPN headliner, execs threw his 'Detail' show right on ESPN+. Cancelled after 2 short season:(

Maybe FS1 will give em shot with Matt Barnes and Stephen Jackson
:roll: :roll:

forgot this show even existed. The shot jacking moron with a show about the 'details' of the game is like Stevie Wonder having a show on paintings or some shit, no wonder it flopped :lol

scuzzy
12-28-2019, 05:01 PM
:roll: :roll:

forgot this show even existed. The shot jacking moron with a show about the 'details' of the game is like Stevie Wonder having a show on paintings or some shit, no wonder it flopped :lol:yaohappy:

Kobe's always been the best IRL improv actor too. Which is why I :confusedshrug: at him never getting a shot at Hollywood

-The ghetto Philly kid accent
-The savvy bilingual exotic Italian
-The humbled loyal husband charged with rape
-The 30-36yo veteran reminding fans how old and sore he is
-The sophisticated XnO wizard post career breakdowns


So many identities


I mean can we atleast get him on Rogan's podcast? There's no way Nick Wright can get his own 2hr daytime and Lord Vino is already reduced to vlogger. :lol

SpaceJam2
12-28-2019, 05:24 PM
:roll: :roll:

forgot this show even existed. The shot jacking moron with a show about the 'details' of the game is like Stevie Wonder having a show on paintings or some shit, no wonder it flopped :lol
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